The Great Tang Dynasty's Trans-Dimensional Conference: Little Rhinoceros Arrives

"Your Majesty, the children are still here."

After being reminded by Empress Zhangsun, Li Shimin, enduring the pain in his waist, changed his tune, saying, "Hmph, when I was your age, I had already fought several campaigns in the north and south."

These words made Lin Fan blush, but he couldn't back down, so he looked directly at Li Shimin.

What's wrong? I'm only a little over two hundred months pregnant, why can't I be a child?

Although Lin Fan didn't say it explicitly, Li Shimin still understood what he meant through his eyes. After a while, his expression gradually returned to normal. "Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you any longer."

"Father, you still haven't told me what happened to my brother?" Chang Le was now more concerned about Li Chenggan's situation.

"Chang Le, don't be anxious, your brother is fine."

Empress Zhangsun then briefly recounted the events of the morning to Chang Le and Lin Fan.

"Wow, brother, you're so amazing now!"

Chang Le covered her mouth with both hands, looking utterly incredulous.

Li Chengan had always given her the impression of being gentle, kind, and caring towards his brothers and sisters. She never expected him to be so decisive and efficient.

Lin Fan, who was standing to the side, suddenly realized that he had been overthinking things from the beginning. However, he couldn't be blamed for it; it was mainly because Old Li hadn't explained things clearly at the start. Yes, that's how it was.

Hearing Chang Le's praise of Li Chengqian, the happiest person in the room was Li Shimin, who was now looking at Lin Fan with a smug expression.

"That lad Chenggan is truly grateful for my guidance; otherwise, would he have achieved his current abilities?"

Empress Chang Le nodded in deep agreement, and Empress Zhangsun also nodded slightly so as not to offend Li Shimin.

"Ah, right, right, after all, Father, you are a great emperor throughout the ages. Your ability to teach the crown prince must far surpass that of Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han." It has to be said that Lin Fan is quite the sarcastic person.

"That's right!" Li Shimin raised his chin with a touch of smugness.

"Ahem, well, Mother, since there's nothing much going on here, let's go back and get ready. Tomorrow I'm taking Sizi and the others to go clamming, and I'll come back to pick you up then."

"Alright, go ahead, be careful." Empress Zhangsun nodded with a smile.

Lin Fan then quickly took the three little princesses and disappeared from the spot.

After a while, Li Shimin gradually realized that something was off about Lin Fan's words.

"That's not right, Guanyinbi! Although Qin Shi Huang swept across the land and unified the world, the Qin Dynasty only lasted two generations. Emperor Wu of Han was incompetent in his later years and forced the crown prince and empress to their deaths. That brat actually compared me to them!"

Empress Zhangsun stared at Li Shimin with the look of someone looking at a complete idiot, as if to say, "So you're only realizing it now?"

............

The next morning, after Lin Fan got up and washed up, he first went to check on the little princess's room. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly heard the little princess murmur, "Lin Fan, where are you going~"

"Brother is going downstairs to buy some tools. Aren't we taking you to go beachcombing today?" Lin Fan sat down next to the little princess's bed.

Hearing this, the little princess twisted her body and sat up. Lin Fan thought the little princess was the cutest when she just woke up. Her hair was like a bird's nest, her face was pink like a peach, and her eyes were slightly squinted while there was drool at the corner of her mouth.

"Are you going now?"

"Yes, the tide went out this morning, which is perfect for taking you out to play." Although he knew the little princess wouldn't understand what the tide was, Lin Fan explained it to her anyway.

"Okay, then this little one needs to get up~"

The little princess stretched first, but her eyes weren't fully open yet, and it seemed she would have to wait a while to fully wake up.

"You stay here quietly. I'll go call Sister Mingyue to come and help you wash up. Your brother will be back soon, understand?"

"Yes, I heard you~"

Lin Fan pinched the little princess's cheek and left the room. After greeting Xuan Yue, he went downstairs.

He had already checked the beachcombing area of ​​Xiaodonghai last night, and the tide was expected to recede around 8:30. Since he hadn't expected to have much of a catch, Lin Fan figured arriving right on time wouldn't be a problem.

Once downstairs, Lin Fan first went to a store and bought four small plastic buckets, four small clips, and several pairs of gloves. Then he went back to the hotel restaurant and packed several breakfasts.

When they returned to the room, everyone was already up, and the little princess was happily eating a mango about the size of her fist.

"Alright, everyone, let's have breakfast first, and then we can set off."

"Yay!"

The little princess licked all her chubby fingers, then ran into the bathroom to wash her hands.

When they came out, Lin Fan saw that the little princess's face was covered in mango juice, so he quickly took out a wet wipe to clean her face.

"Sizi, this bun tastes good, doesn't it?" Lin Fan placed the fourth xiaolongbao into the little princess's bowl.

"Phew~ I'm full~" The little princess patted her round belly.

"Huh?" Lin Fan was taken aback.

Is this still the little princess he knows? She used to eat ten or eight of them every day before she was done, but today she only ate three and then stopped!

"Sizi, are you sure you're full?"

"Mmm, I'm full~" The little princess nodded again.

"But you've only eaten three."

"Young master," Qiuxia said anxiously, raising her hand, "Your Highness ate three bananas and two mangoes before you returned..."

Before this, Lin Fan had specifically reminded them that the little princess shouldn't eat too much fruit in the morning. Bananas were okay, but mangoes were the main thing.

Since it's an empty stomach in the morning, and mangoes are high in sugar and fruit acid, eating them on an empty stomach will stimulate the secretion of gastric acid. Afterwards, you may experience not only acid reflux and heartburn, but also bloating, stomach pain, and diarrhea.

Especially for little princesses, whose digestive systems are already not very good, extra care needs to be taken.

Lin Fan shook his head and sighed, "It's okay, just be more careful next time. She can have apples and bananas if she wants, but stop her from eating anything else."

"Okay, I understand."

After breakfast and tidying up, Lin Fan took the little princess back to the Tang Dynasty to pick up Empress Zhangsun. As for Old Li Yao, Lin Fan decided not to play with him for the time being.

As they drove all the way to Xiaodonghai, Xiaosizi and Chengyang kept looking out the car window at the scenery.

Wow, there are so many people over there!

The little princess clapped her hands excitedly, then pointed to the beach not far away.

Lin Fan glanced at the time; it was a little past nine. This was the time when the beachcombing crowds were arriving one after another.

After finding a parking space and parking the rented car, Lin Fan got out, opened the trunk, and then distributed the equipment to the three little princesses.

Before long, the three little princesses had finished getting ready. Each of them put on gloves, held a plastic bucket in their left hand and plastic clips in their right hand, and were all set to enter the venue.