Hong Kong variety show: From a lowly 49-year-old to the world's richest man

Chapter 81 Handsome Kun: I'm fake, not a loser!

”Wow, that’s really good again! "

"That's fantastic, I'm really angry right now!"

Liang Kun felt a ball of fire continuously gathering downwards, while his blood rushed upwards.

Seeing Liang Kun's face turn red from holding back his anger, Chen Fan's lips twitched.

No wonder he needs to carry a fire extinguisher with him at all times.

This reaction is so bad, it's like losing your life in one go!

"I need to go relieve myself first. You guys can continue your conversation."

Liang Kun couldn't hold back any longer. He squeezed his legs together, walked out of the room, and loudly called for his personal fire extinguisher.

A man and a woman crawled into the nearest restroom in front of many people.

"Seriously? So impatient?"

Those with narrow eyes were astonished.

Last night, they witnessed the moment when Handsome Kun was blinded by lust, but they didn't expect it to be even worse this time, getting a sore throat from eating a herb.

"People with kidney deficiency are like this. People like me, who can get an erection every morning, don't have this problem at all."

After criticizing Liang Kun, Chen Fan looked at the three of them and asked with a smile, "Are you guys getting easily angered? Should I have someone contact a few tall, big-breasted fire extinguishers to come to work early?"

"Not big."

"Just a tiny bit of feeling."

"Don't even mention losing out; I wasn't even hesitant. I could climb fifty flights of stairs in one go without a problem."

"I'm a bit better off than you, I'm on the fifty-fifth floor."

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Even though their faces were flushed, the three Han brothers did not admit that they were weak; they were just hot, because of the hot weather!

Just kidding. If you're in this business and you admit you're weak, wouldn't that just make you a laughing stock?

But to be fair, that aphrodisiac herb is indeed powerful.

Han Bin hesitated and said, "Afan, where did you get this herb? I have a friend who's similar to Akun; he also has kidney deficiency. I'd like to get some to give away."

"This? It was a gift from a friend in the north. I heard it's a local specialty from his remote mountain village, a special supply for export to the super-rich in the Middle East. They charge five thousand US dollars per piece according to their export price."

"How many?!"

Five thousand US dollars?

The three of them were dumbfounded.

But on second thought, this does seem like a price that people in the Middle East, who are "wearing a cloak on their heads," could afford.

If they had that kind of financial resources, they would buy them for ten thousand dollars apiece, let alone five thousand.

"Then forget it. Two or three a day is fine, but more than that won't be enough for my wallet. Afan, are you selling these?"

When asked by Han Bin, Chen Fan frankly said, "I used them to catch mandarin fish. If you need any, just take a few with you when you leave."

"Fishing for mandarin ducks?"

The narrow-eyed man muttered to himself, "Isn't this a terrible waste?"

"Yeah, I wonder how much money they could make selling this to the owners who come here for fun," the dinosaur chimed in.

"This pouty mouth is not that pouty mouth; you'll find out later."

Chen Fan smiled mysteriously and changed the subject, asking, "You've come to see me at this time, probably because of tonight's big battle, right?"

"Well, but Afan, do you have enough manpower right now?"

The news that Chen Fan had taken over half of Gandhi's territory had already spread throughout the morning.

Given the assassination attempt last night, and the fact that Ni Kun personally issued the eviction order, it would be difficult for the various gangs not to know about it.

That's the Ni family, and Ni Kun is a well-known underworld tycoon who has been famous for many years.

Yet this very person bowed down to a fledgling young man, ceding territory and paying reparations.

The original intention of Han Bin and his two companions on this trip was to persuade Chen Fan to postpone seizing the territory of the Smiling Tiger.

The new territory needs someone to guard it.

If someone takes advantage of this vulnerability, the consequences will be severe.

"No problem, I can handle a mere smiling tiger with a dozen men. You can just arrange for people to follow behind and clean up the mess."

Chen Fan was full of confidence.

He had already found out that the crow, who was inseparable from the smiling tiger, was in the Netherlands keeping the camel company and avoiding trouble, so the smiling tiger was no threat.

Why do camels seek shelter from the wind?

You'd have to ask the Governor of Hong Kong.

Previously, Chen Fan had Cao Dahua arrange for the media to fabricate negative information about Tung Sing, and the effect was so significant that people chuckled.

Camel seamlessly experienced five 48-hour detentions.

If it weren't for the fact that he encountered a bribed foreign police superintendent on his sixth trip, Camel would be sitting in a detention cell right now.

Unable to outmaneuver the British, the camel had no choice but to flee abroad to avoid trouble.

The current Tung Sing is like a quail, not fighting back when hit or cursing, afraid that if they jump too far, they will make headlines and awaken the Governor's deep "love" for them.

Other gangs may want to seize Tung Sing's territory, but they lack the proper authority and legitimacy. If they act now, they'll have to wait for Tung Sing to recover, or for Tung Sing to unleash its full power and use firearms, which they won't be able to handle.

"That's all?" The narrow-eyed man raised an eyebrow. "Doesn't taking over territory require some planning?"

"I have the authority to send troops, so Dongxing wouldn't dare to do anything too outrageous right now."

"We need to be wary of other gangs, though. They're all eyeing Tung Sing's territory. If we succeed, we'll have to face pressure from them."

It's fine as long as Tung Sing's territory isn't lost, but once it's taken, a contest mechanism will be triggered. Tung Sing can send troops to take it back, and other gangs can also send troops to get a share.

The rule for planting a flag is to hold it for seven days, facing pressure from the entire martial arts world.

However, these turf wars would eventually alarm the police, and once the police intervened, the ownership of the territory would be determined even if it wasn't seven days later.

"As long as the gangsters and the walled city don't make a move, the three of us brothers are not afraid of anyone."

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Han Bin spoke with certainty.

In fact, they also need opportunities to demonstrate their abilities in order to secure their positions as regional leaders in Hung Hing.

Chen Fan thought for a moment and added, "If that mad dog from the yakuza gang makes a move, I'll help you stop him. But I can't help you with other gangs causing trouble."

"Are you confident you can beat Wang Jiu?"

Dinosaurs are curious.

Wang Jiu possessed an invulnerable body to swords and spears, and every time he struck, the opponent was either killed or crippled. Once he got into a fight, he couldn't stop.

Few in the martial arts world dare to challenge this mad dog.

"I'm not sure since I haven't played before, but I'm certain I won't lose."

Chen Fan still had two skill upgrade cards in his hand. When he upgraded his Iron Shirt skill to the Master level, he was able to upgrade it to the Advanced level by analogy. He could use an upgrade card to upgrade it to the Master level at any time.

However, the one-time improvement is too great, and it takes time to adapt to the sudden increase in physical strength.

Not being able to cycle at night during that period was pure torture.

"Since you insist, Afan, then it's settled. We'll contact people and make preparations right away."

Han Bin and his two companions picked up their cell phones to contact their subordinates.

Chen Fan also took this opportunity to contact A-Wu to come over.

More than ten minutes later, Liang Kun finally returned after relieving himself.

"Cool!"

"This is the first time in so many years that I've felt so exhilarated."

"Afan, how much is all that grass? I'll buy it all!"

"I'm rich and powerful," Liang Kun said magnanimously.

Chen Fan glanced at him, opened his palm, and said, "Five thousand US dollars per coin. For our brotherhood, Kun, you can just give me four thousand nine hundred dollars per coin."

"Is our friendship only worth a dollar?"

Liang Kun blinked.

At this point, he was still unaware that there were pitfalls with different currencies.

"Brother Kun, this is a special product for Middle Eastern tycoons. It's very expensive and rare."

"Giving you a discount doesn't mean we're not close; it means we're very close."

"Look, I even sell to Middle Eastern tycoons for five thousand US dollars, without any discount. It's obvious who has the nerve to do it."

"puff--!"

Upon hearing Chen Fan's sophistry, Han Bin and the other two burst out laughing.

As expected of Bai Zhishan, he is indeed eloquent.

"Wait a minute, let me sort this out." Liang Kun gradually realized something was wrong and asked, "Weren't we talking about Hong Kong dollars? How did it jump to US dollars? Are you trying to trick me into not knowing exchange rates, or are you trying to trick me into being colorblind and not being able to distinguish between yellow and green?"

Chen Fan laughed, "We've been talking about US dollars the whole time, Kun-ge, I didn't expect your kidney deficiency to be so severe that you're hallucinating."

"What do you mean by kidney deficiency?"

"You're the one with kidney deficiency. I have no idea how vigorous she is. Didn't you see my girlfriend had to lean against the wall to get out?"

"I, Handsome Kun, wake up every day with an erection, how could I possibly be at a loss?"

How could a grown man like him, Liang Kun, possibly have kidney deficiency?

It's impossible for me to admit it; it's never going to happen in this lifetime.

He just doesn't sleep well and looks weak; it's definitely not kidney deficiency.

Chen Fan and Han Bin watched Liang Kun jumping up and down, smiling without saying a word, just quietly watching his performance.

Young Kun's noodles had already piled up to a level comparable to a city wall during his studies in Stanley. He calmly changed the subject, saying, "Speaking of which, are you guys done chatting? Where are you going to have some fun tonight?"

"The den of the smiling tiger."

"Hmm, you're not here to break up a fight?"

Liang Kun looked at Han Bin and the other two in surprise.

The three brothers said in unison, "Afan insisted on fighting, and we didn't have time to stop him, nor could we."

"Afan, aren't you afraid of losing the territory you just acquired?"

Liang Kun really wanted to call Chen Fan a fool.

Breaking a promise once in a while isn't a big deal. He tricked Little B so many times, and that guy still didn't dare to turn against him.

Chen Fan didn't offer much explanation, simply telling the other party to wait and see.

Ten minutes later, A-Wu walked in.

"What do you want?"

Ah Wu ignored Liang Kun and the others sitting down and started speaking directly.

But his gaze fell on the pile of aphrodisiac herbs. He had tasted and experienced the effects of these herbs once before, and he still remembered them vividly.

"It's nothing. I've been feeling down lately, so I specifically asked you to come and see me eating grass."

"Damn it! You're wasting my time making money. Do you know how busy I am? I make hundreds or thousands every minute."

A-Wu was speechless.

He really didn't expect Chen Fan to be so despicable.

When I told him it was extremely urgent, I arrived and found out it was him who was in a real hurry.

"Want one?" Chen Fan asked.

"At least ten, or I'll add more money to tomorrow night's boxing match!" A-Wu said through gritted teeth.

"Is that all you're looking for? Come and work with me, I'll give you money and grass as perks."

"No, I would never switch sides with you. You're just causing big trouble, and I'm too weak to handle the pressure."

Although A-Wu was tempted, Chen Fan had offended too many people.

Wo Luen Shing, Tung Sing, Sun Kee, Ni family, Chung Shun Yee, Wong Po, the Vietnamese gang, and others are all very troublesome. An ordinary person who offends one of them would have been sent to reclaim land from the sea long ago.

"So cowardly? Aren't you afraid I'll look down on you and try to lower your price later?"

"No, you're so easygoing. The only thing you'd ask me to do is something trivial that you're not comfortable doing."

"Serves you right for earning your hard-earned money," Chen Fan said with a laugh.

He originally thought that having aphrodisiac herbs and money in his pocket would make this guy bow down and submit.

Unexpectedly, this guy is someone who is afraid of getting into big trouble. Come to think of it, he earns money by working as a mercenary for a gang. He does things for whoever pays him.

Looking across Hong Kong, those who can readily contribute money are basically second-rate or higher-level triads.

"You need to be alive to earn money and also alive to spend it. I'll consider whether I want to work for you after you've completely resolved half of your problems."

Hearing Ah Wu's words, Liang Kun laughed and said, "According to this logic, Ah Fan, you'll never be able to wait for him to switch sides and join you in this lifetime."

"It doesn't matter, he won't help others deal with me."

"So confident?"

"He's right here, just ask him yourselves."

Chen Fan pointed at A Wu.

Since the other party is aware that they have caused a lot of trouble, they should also know what kind of money they can make.

The four men, including Liang Kun, focused their attention on Ah Wu.

Awu said calmly, "No one can afford to pay the price to deal with him."

"Tell me, what if I can afford it?"

Do you have this aphrodisiac herb?

Ah Wu's one sentence was the final blow to Liang Kun.

When Liang Kun heard this, his face turned green.

Damn it, five thousand dollars a stick, even if he had it, he wouldn't give it away.

Ah Wu looked at him with disdain. "See? You can't even get past the first hurdle. Where do you get the confidence to say you can afford it?"

"Change the terms, and I refuse to believe you really can't afford it."

"Okay, can you come up with one hundred million Hong Kong dollars?"

"Are you deliberately making things difficult for me?"

Liang Kun was furious.

"What do you mean by making things difficult? You're from the same gang as him, can't you take stock of how much he's earned this month? Is it too much for me to accept 100 million?"

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