Warhammer: I, the Wizard of a Thousand Sons, Reorganize the Legion

Chapter 113 The Laughing God

Gazing at the composed Eldar before him, purple lines appeared in Levi's eyes as he used his psychic vision to dissect and analyze everything before him.

Gods?

Spirit race gods?

That is the deity worshipped by the Spirit Race, the Laughing God, Silego.

Li Wei had never seen a spirit race deity before, but the woman in front of him seemed to possess a divine aura.

The vast pantheon of the Eldar gods is now reduced to the Laughing God, who hid in the cracks of the web when Slaanesh was born.

Thinking of this, he bowed slightly and said in a deep voice, "Lord Laughing God, the only remaining true god of the Spirit Race, may I ask what brings you here?"

"What?"

"Gods?"

The gasps and screams instantly disrupted the previously tense atmosphere in the cell.

Magnus was stunned. He hadn't expected that the female Eldar before him was actually the last remaining Ancient God of Ida, the Laughing Goddess Sirago, who controlled deception and magic.

No, the being before us is not the true form of the God of Laughter, but merely a wisp of divine thought descending upon us.

But isn't the Laughing God a deity of the Eldar? Why would he condescend to descend here and mock Peturabo, the Primarch of the Iron Lord?

Peturab, standing silently against the wall, looked astonished. A god? How could this be?

He was not a devout believer in the imperial truths promulgated by the emperor, but Peturab had never actually seen a god either.

He had seen many fallen psionicists who called themselves gods on various conquered planets, but was this female psionic being a legendary god?

With a complex expression, Perturabo shook his head and chuckled softly, "Heh, what a turbulent time! Even the gods have shown themselves!"

His tone was filled with disbelief, but deep down he already believed that a god had descended.

Perturabau did not believe in the existence of gods, but he trusted Livy's judgment. After all, Livy never lied; he just had a habit of making startling statements that could scare people to death.

He almost startled himself. He had originally wanted to interrogate the spirit race member for pretending to be stupid and deceiving him, but now he would let the more experienced Li Wei handle it.

He had already sensed that Levi seemed to know this deity and had experience dealing with him. Although Peturabo didn't know where Levi's experience in dealing with deities came from, he could see the clues in Levi's calm demeanor.

In just a few seconds, not only Magnus and Perturabo were startled, but even the God of Laughter was exposed. He was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: "Haha, interesting, the chief of the Thousand Sons."

As soon as he finished speaking, he stretched his slender wrist and smiled broadly.

"Oh dear, don't be so serious. I'm just here to join in the fun since I'm bored."

"Heh?" Li Wei, his entire body tense with psionic energy, raised an eyebrow and chuckled, retorting, "Lord Laughing God, the Ada Eldar are almost extinct, nearly wiped out by the Slaanesh. Instead of finding a way to save your followers and people, you have time to come here and play?"

Li Wei's words were as incisive as ever. This time, even Magnus, who was standing to the side, was shocked. He knew the power of the gods. Although what was in front of him was just a mortal body descended from a god, he still could not speak so offensively.

Meanwhile, Peturabo, who was still leaning against the wall, had a gloating look on his face. He admired Levi a little; he could really talk his way out of anyone, even the gods.

He almost laughed out loud, but Perturabo held back, after all, the being in front of him was a genuine ancient god of the Eldar race.

But the next second, he couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, his shoulders shaking, completely losing the dignity of the original body.

The sound was so loud that even Li Wei, who was focused on the confrontation, turned his head slightly. He glanced at the crazed Perturabo out of the corner of his eye and shook his head helplessly.

Peturabo has gone crazy again. Isn't he afraid that the God of Laughter will retaliate on the spot if he gets provoked?

As for why Peturabo suddenly laughed, Livy believed that one should not take any of the emperor's children seriously, otherwise one would eventually exhaust oneself, because you can never guess what they are thinking.

The God of Laughter, who had initially shown no reaction to Li Wei's words, almost burst out laughing when he heard Perturabo's unwarranted mockery.

He suppressed a smile and slowly said, "Lord Li Wei, some things cannot be said outright, is that alright?"

"But what?" Li Wei, who had been concentrating, immediately took over the conversation, afraid that the laughing god, who had already been amused, would suddenly veer off-topic like the eccentric Peturabo.

He also wanted to know what the God of Laughter's purpose was in coming here; he needed to know the truth behind it all.

He didn't believe that the God of Laughter had come here simply out of boredom; there must be a deeper scheme behind it.

"Yes, my advice is that you must return to Terra as soon as possible, otherwise the future of the Empire will surely fall into an abyss of darkness."

"Thank you for the guidance, God of Laughter. Where is the nearest entrance to the online world?"

Li Wei got straight to the point.

He had already guessed that the God of Laughter was not hiding in his secret black library, trying to save the Spirit Race, but instead had descended here to support the Great Tree Empire that was blocking the Spirit Race.

Given the severity of the warp storm, the only assistance that the Eldar could provide was through the Web Path, which was unaffected by the warp storm. Therefore, Li Wei directly asked the crucial question.

As for Li Wei's somewhat impolite tone and even his repeated interruptions, it was because Li Wei did not trust Xiao Shen and wanted to put an end to Xiao Shen's roundabout and bargaining tactics.

After all, things can change in the long run.

He trusts that Laughing God will not intentionally harm the Empire, but whether he will plot against the Thousand Sons Legion and the Shadow Moon Wolf Legion is another matter.

Under Li Wei's relentless gaze, the God of Laughter, who had been rendered speechless, finally put away his playful expression and slowly said, "This is interesting. My prophecy told me that there is a variable that has been changing everything. I was curious about who it was, but who knew this variable would be so interesting."

As he spoke, he laughed wildly, his lips curving upwards like a mad jester mocking all predetermined fates in the world.

"Haha, Lord Laughing God, you still haven't told us where the entrance to the Internet Path is?"

Unmoved by the calm expression, Li Wei went straight to the point and spoke in a deep voice.

He knew what the God of Laughter was talking about. He himself was the variable the God of Laughter was referring to. After all, his soul came from the outside world, so it wasn't surprising that his words had been so easily deciphered.

He was more interested in how miraculous the Adarin's secret arts of predicting the future were, that they could even foresee the Emperor falling into a deep sleep.

As the God of Laughter listened to Li Wei's lukewarm questioning, his playful expression remained unchanged. Instead, he raised his stakes and coaxed, "What? Don't you want to know the truth? Some secrets, no matter how deeply hidden, will still leave clues."