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Chapter 107 The God of Twisting Hips, Slapping Faces Online (5K)

The music for "NoNoNo" wasn't turned off; it was still playing in the practice room.

The four women had gone mad, laughing like mad.

Park Chorong has a grandmother's voice.

But Liu Zimu's shout was, how can I describe it? It was like a shredder, completely shattering their last bit of patience and perseverance.

Liu Zimu looked at himself in the mirror, then at the four women rolling around on the ground laughing, and took a deep breath.

"Are you done laughing?"

But... no one answered him.

Bae Suzy lay on the ground, her hands supporting her on the floor, her head lowered, her hair brushing against the floor, her shoulders still trembling, her whole body like a cell phone on vibrate.

Lee Ji-eun lay on Choi Sulli's back, burying her face in the back of her neck, her whole body trembling with laughter.

Jin Qiutian squatted in the corner, covering her face with her hands, her eyes wide open peeking out from between her fingers.

She didn't laugh because she was almost immune to it, but her expression was even worse than a laugh, her face full of "I don't know this person" social death.

Park Jiyeon was the first to recover; perhaps she'd seen this kind of smile many times before?

She stood up straight, took two deep breaths, swallowed her smile, walked up to Liu Zimu, looked him up and down, and stopped calling him "President".

"Oppa, your dancing and singing... are really unique."

"Thank you, Jiyeon."

"Oh dear! I wasn't complimenting you." She tilted her head, a lingering smile on her lips. "Your movements and singing were actually on beat, but it's just... you know, it's just..."

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She couldn't find the right words.

Sulli spoke for her: "It just doesn't look like a human dance."

Liu Zimu glared at her.

Choi Sulli glared back, but after two seconds she couldn't help but laugh again, revealing two rows of big white teeth and her eyes curving into crescents, looking like a silly goose.

"Oppa, can you be serious? Ji-eun unnie went to great lengths to invite so many people, and you dance like this? What about the four of us? We can't be worse than the others, can we?"

"I was very serious." Liu Zimu lowered his raised hand and stretched his sore shoulders. "I hit every beat perfectly; it's just that you guys couldn't keep up with my rhythm."

"Hey! Being on point and looking good are two different things." Bae Suzy stood up from the ground, walked to his side, reached out and lifted his right hand to the correct height. "Here, don't raise it so high. You're Park Chorong unnie, not a weightlifter."

Liu Zimu lowered his hand by two inches.

Bae Suzy tilted her head to look at it, then raised it an inch higher, took a step back, examined it for two seconds, and nodded: "Like this, don't move."

Then she turned around, went back to her seat, stood still, clapped her hands, and drew everyone's attention back.

"Let's do it again from the chorus. Oppa, please don't sing it, just dance."

So, should I sing or not?

"Stop singing!" the five people shouted in unison.

The five of them exchanged glances, the music started again, and then the practice room erupted in excitement because Liu Zimu was singing again.

Park Jiyeon covered her face and squatted down, her shoulders starting to tremble again.

Choi Sulli didn't smile this time; she just looked at Liu Zimu with eyes full of tenderness and love.

Jin Qiutian stood up, walked to Liu Zimu's side, and lowered her voice: "Oppa, just listen to your unnies, can you please stop singing?"

Liu Zimu looked down at her, wanting to punch her!

Jin Qiutian still looked up, but her eyes were filled with despair and hopelessness: "Oppa! Please, please, stop embarrassing yourself."

He took a deep breath, nodded, and then turned to get some water.

"Autumn, do you think your oppa's singing is hopeless?" After asking, Lee Ji-eun suddenly leaned close to her ear and said, "Your oppa is really funny, but you're still young."

Jin Qiutian stared wide-eyed at Lee Ji-eun, wondering what this "unnie" meant.

She turned to look at Choi Sulli, then at Liu Zimu, and finally managed to squeeze out, "Unnie, I'm still a child, I..."

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Her words were interrupted by the music that started playing again.

Lee Ji-eun patted her shoulder with a smile again: "Autumn, fighting!"

Jin Qiutian looked at Li Zhi'en with some fear in her eyes. Was her idol a devil?

No one laughed this time, because Liu Zimu was genuinely serious.

He shut his mouth and simply moved to the rhythm.

Surprisingly, he actually started dancing quite well.

Lee Ji-eun stood to his right, glancing at him out of the corner of her eye.

She saw Liu Zimu's profile in the mirror.

This man isn't acting weird or funny; when he's focused, he's really quite charming.

During the chorus, Kim Qiu-ti took center stage and took over Yoon Bo-mi's part.

This time everyone took it seriously, and everyone remembered their own positioning and parts.

Liu Zimu didn't act strangely or slack off this time.

His movements were still not very graceful, and his body was still stiff, but his stiffness was still somewhat methodical.

Finally, all six people performed the signature move simultaneously.

Jin Qiu stood in the middle, with Choi Sulli and Bae Suzy on either side of her, Lee Ji-eun and Park Ji-yeon behind her, and Liu Zimu at the very back.

The formation wasn't perfectly aligned, and the movements weren't perfectly synchronized, but overall it was correct.

Kim Jong-il and Park Ji-yeon danced the best, and that's enough.

When the music stopped, Jin Qiutian squatted down first, supporting herself on the floor with her hands, panting.

Bae Suzy leaned against the mirror, looking up at the ceiling, her eyelashes glistening with sweat or perhaps tears of laughter.

Choi Sulli gestured to Liu Zhenghua, and Liu Zhenghua, seeing that the proprietress had spoken, quickly moved the camera away.

Choi Sulli walked over to Liu Zimu, rested her head on his shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Oppa, what do you think netizens will say about us if this video is posted?"

Liu Zimu didn't move, letting her lean against him: "She'll say Senior Qiu Tian danced well, that the four of you are beautiful, and that I..."

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"I told you your dancing is terrible and your singing is awful." Park Jiyeon finished his sentence for him, and then laughed so hard she made a dinosaur-like sound.

She hadn't laughed like that in a long time.

Lee Ji-eun glanced at the close-knit Liu Zimu and Choi Sulli, stood up from the ground, walked to the corner, took out her phone from her bag, swiped twice, and turned the screen towards everyone.

"Look, the previous video has already surpassed two million views."

The screen shows the homepage of Shiguang Coffee's account, where the third video has 217 million views and 110,000 likes.

The strongest call was for them to go to TWICE.

Liu Zhenghua brought the camera back.

"Guess who will be the most distressed after our video is released?" Bae Suzy suddenly asked.

Choi Sulli handed Liu Zimu some water, the one she had drunk from: "It must be Park Chorong unnie!"

The women burst into laughter again.

The music starts again.

This time, no one laughed, not because he performed well, but because everyone was tired of laughing and their facial muscles needed rest, but the corners of their mouths still unconsciously turned up.

When they finished, all six of them had flushed faces, I don’t know if they were tired from dancing or from laughing.

Liu Zimu chuckled, rubbing his aching back, and after catching his breath, he spoke, "Is that alright? Shouldn't it pass?"

Lee Ji-eun tilted her head and smiled, saying, "NoNoNo is too much, but one song won't do today. How about Son Dam-bi's 'Crazy'?"

Liu Zimu's hand froze in mid-air. He turned to look at her and said, "I think you're the one who's crazy! With your skills, don't embarrass yourself."

Lee Ji-eun pulled Park Ji-yeon aside: "Our Ji-yeon can dance!"

When Cui Xueli saw Liu Zimu turn to look at her, the meaning in his eyes was very clear: Are you guys trying to kill me?

She opened her mouth, smiling again to reveal her big white teeth: "Why are you looking at me? I don't know this song. You'll have to ask Senior Qiutian if he knows it."

Jin Qiutian shrank back and whispered, "I know a little bit."

"Fine! You go first." Liu Zimu took a step back. "I'll go first!"

"No way." Park Jiyeon actually reached out and grabbed his hoodie hood. "Oppa, if you leave, who will take care of us?"

Liu Zimu's hat was being pulled, leaving her in a dilemma: "You four are female celebrities, and I'm just a coffee shop owner. Isn't this bullying?"

Lee Ji-eun has already taken out her phone and is searching for backing tracks.

Liu Zhenghua adjusted the camera angle in the corner, and the lens followed Li Zhi'en's hand, giving a close-up.

Park Jiyeon held onto Liu Zimu's hoodie hood tightly, and patted his shoulder with her other hand: "Oppa, just think of it as playing with us, it's not like you're debuting."

"Exactly." Jin Qiutian suddenly looked up and teased him, "Oppa, didn't you say you'd help me build confidence? I have no confidence without you."

Liu Zimu stared at Jin Qiutian for two seconds. The little girl's face was flushed, and she was no longer nervous at all.

He rolled up his hoodie sleeves a little more: "Alright, stop pretending, aren't you going to dance to KARA's 'MR.'?"

"Hurry up, the sooner we finish dancing, the sooner we can call it a day."

All the women stood up again, the manager found the music and put it on, and Jin Qiutian stood in the middle.

Choi Sulli was preparing on the side when her gaze swept over and met Liu Zimu's eyes.

She immediately smiled at him, a very generous smile, as if to say: "Oppa, good luck to you."

Liu Zimu took a deep breath.

Come on, wiggle your hips, now it's really time to show off your skills.

The intro to "Mr." is much more catchy than "NoNoNo," with each drumbeat pounding against your eardrums.

He swayed to the rhythm a couple of times, revealing all the trainee skills he had hidden deep inside, and his face was full of shameless confidence.

Besides, the five years of trainee experience that Brother Tongzi rewarded me with were not just for show.

His previous dancing was terrible, mostly because he did it on purpose.

This time he didn't intend to do it on purpose.

Jin Qiutian stood at the very front, with her back to the audience, her hands on her knees, her buttocks slightly raised, assuming the starting position.

Next to her was Park Jiyeon, and further past her was Bae Suzy.

Lee Ji-eun and Choi Sulli stood in the second row, while Liu Zimu was arranged to be at the very back.

It's not because he's in the center position, it's because he's the tallest and stands at the back so he doesn't block the camera.

"Oppa, are you sure you can handle this?" Lee Ji-eun glanced back at him, her eyes full of laughter. "If you can't, just stand aside and watch. Don't lead us astray."

Liu Zimu ignored her.

As the music played, all six of them started dancing. It was alright, but only alright.

Liu Zimu shouted, "One, two, three, four, GO!"

The five of them changed their formation, standing in a cone shape, transforming into the KARA five-member group. Kim Qiu-ti led the way by doing that signature hip-twisting move.

Liu Zimu, standing behind Jin Qiutian, also extended his waist.

Park Jiyeon caught a glimpse of his movement out of the corner of her eye, and her eyes widened.

This man's butt looks like it's equipped with a motor.

The soul of the dance in "Mr." is that hip-twisting move, which looks simple but is incredibly difficult to do.

Liu Zimu did it all.

Not only did he do it, he also added his own twists and turns.

He goes right when he should go right, and left when he should go left; his timing is as precise as a metronome.

Standing at the very back, he looked in the mirror and his movements were much more exaggerated than the five people in front of him.

Golden autumn was the first to break down.

Because she saw her boss's face in the mirror.

He was laughing, laughing with such smug satisfaction.

"Senior Qiutian, please concentrate." Liu Zimu called out from behind, his tone irritating, like he was lecturing a primary school student.

Jin Qiu gritted her teeth and regained her balance.

During the chorus, all six members turn around simultaneously, facing the mirror.

Bae Suzy is standing second from the left. She tends to hold back a bit when she does the hip wave, and besides, she's really not very good at this dance.

Choi Sulli's swaying was quite large, but compared to Liu Zimu, she looked like a shy high school student.

Lee Ji-eun was laughing so hard she could barely breathe.

She wasn't originally from a girl group, and among the five of them, her dancing skills were the weakest.

Moreover, since she was standing in the second row, the camera wasn't following her so closely, so she simply laughed freely.

I laughed so hard my shoulders shook, I laughed so hard my back bent, I laughed so hard I almost couldn't keep up with the beat.

"Hey! Lee Ji-eun!" Liu Zimu's shout from behind cut through the music, his tone tinged with a smug glee. "Are you twisting or drawing a circle? You're as stiff as a penguin, you know? Even a penguin's butt wiggle isn't as stiff as yours!"

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Lee Ji-eun's smile froze on her face.

Park Jiyeon was the first to burst out laughing, her dinosaur-like laughter echoing through the practice room.

She tried to hold it in, but she couldn't help it. She laughed so hard that she bent over, her hands on her knees, her hair flying wildly over her shoulders.

Bae Suzy's lips twitched twice, but she forced herself not to laugh.

It wasn't that she didn't want to laugh, but that she was afraid she wouldn't be able to stop laughing once she started, and then the camera wouldn't be able to take it.

But Liu Zimu had no intention of letting her go.

"And you, Suzy!" he interrupted, his voice cutting in between breaths, "Are you a rabbit? Your wave looks like a rabbit shivering. Can't you make it a little bigger?"

Bae Suzy's lips finally drooped.

Her entire face flushed red, starting from the base of her neck, down to the tips of her ears, and down to her collarbone.

The dancing continued, but she had completely lost her composure, like a dazed rabbit.

Jin Qiutian had already given up struggling and was jumping head down.

Anyway, if her boss loses face, she loses face too, but if the whole family loses face, it's not considered a loss of face, it's called team building.

She's someone I can't afford to offend, so I guess I'll just have to lose face.

Choi Sulli, on the other hand, was not affected much.

She smiled the whole time, but her movements were all correct, though not perfect.

It wasn't because she had a good attitude; it was because she understood Liu Zimu too well.

This man had been holding back all night, and finally found a chance to show off. If he wasn't allowed to finish showing off, he could keep twirling until dawn.

As the music ended, the six of them struck an ending pose, with Jin Qiutian standing in the center, raising her hands above her head as if to cheer them on.

Liu Zimu was at the very back. He walked past the five people with a smug expression on his face, as if he had five big words on his head: "Do you submit?"

The music stopped.

The practice room was silent for a second.

Then Park Jiyeon was the first to clap, and the applause was especially loud in the empty practice room.

"Oppa, what's going on?" She picked up her water bottle from the ground, unscrewed the cap, and took a swig. "Was that 'NoNoNo' ramen dance you did before just for us?"

"What ramen dance? That's art." Liu Zimu sat down against the wall, his back pressed against the cold surface, and let out a long breath. "I've been keeping my skills hidden, but I'm in a good mood today, so I'll show you a little something."

"What's so great about you?" Lee Ji-eun got up from the ground, walked to his side, and looked down at him, her round face full of indignation. "You called me a penguin, and you're still in a good mood?"

"Don't you jump like a penguin?"

"How do I resemble a penguin?"

"She looks like her in every way." Liu Zimu looked up at her. "Short legs, round body, short arms, and when she twists her body, she sways back and forth."

Lee Ji-eun stomped her foot in anger. Seeing that the camera was still on, she couldn't help but turn around and whisper to Choi Sulli, "Choi Sulli, look at your man!"

Choi Sulli sat on the ground with her legs outstretched and her hands behind her back, watching this scene and smiling like a ripe, silly peach.

She didn't speak up for Lee Ji-eun or Liu Zi-mu; she just watched as if she were watching a comedy that had nothing to do with her.

Bae Suzy finally recovered and held the water bottle in both hands, taking small sips of water.

He took a couple of sips, put down the bottle, and looked up in Liu Zimu's direction, his eyes filled with an indescribable emotion.

"Oppa, you just called me a rabbit too."

Liu Zimu felt a tightness in his back.

"How did you get the idea that I'm a silly rabbit?" Bae Suzy tilted her head. "Am I silly?"

"Stupid," Liu Zimu blurted out.

Bae Suzy pouted and snorted.

Park Jiyeon, who was squatting nearby and enjoying the show, leaned over and added insult to injury: "Suzy, you do have buck teeth, it's especially noticeable when you smile."

"Jiyeon unnie, shut up." Bae Suzy reached out and slapped her lightly, but Park Jiyeon cooperated by falling to the side, her whole body sprawled on the ground, laughing out loud like a dinosaur.

Lee Ji-eun persisted, circling back to Liu Zimu: "Oppa, you still haven't explained clearly. How did my part just now resemble a penguin? I danced very seriously, okay?"

"Being serious and being like a penguin are two different things." Liu Zimu leaned against the wall, closed his eyes, and said lazily, "You're more like a penguin when you're serious."

Jin Qiutian, who was standing nearby, finally couldn't hold back anymore.

She remained crouched in the corner, but dared not laugh out loud, for fear that the club president would scold her next.

But Liu Zimu heard it.

"What are you laughing at, Jin Qiutian?" He opened one eye. "You think you're good at dancing? Your hip sway is nowhere near as good as Jiyeon's."

Jin Qiutian's laughter stopped abruptly: "Oppa, you were just praising me."

When did I praise you?

"You call me Senior Autumn."

"That's ironic."

In the golden autumn, her lips shriveled, forming an inverted U-shape.

Indeed, the best dancer was Park Jiyeon, followed by Liu Zimu, and then Jin Qiutian.

The remaining three dancers were just average, but they were all stunningly beautiful, so it was pleasing to the eye for them.

The penguin and rabbit, still furious, stared at the video for a long time, then pulled Park Ji-yeon, the dinosaur, aside and gave her some more instructions.

Jin Qiutian also followed behind and studied diligently; the little girl was full of energy.

In the end, Choi Sulli also went to learn, leaving Liu Zimu to watch the five of them practice lazily.

This only made the two, who were still unconvinced, take it even more seriously.

Then, panting, he pulled Liu Zimu and danced it again.

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