I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 87 Hello everyone, I'm Daniha (8th update, please subscribe)

When a yellow-skinned girl speaking broken Mandarin appeared in the live stream, everyone smiled knowingly.

Oh, she's a little girl from South India!

[Homework Spanning the Globe: What's going on in Brother Xian's livestream today? Three livestreams, all from border provinces!]

[Going shopping with a baby bottle in his mouth: Haha, one from East India Company, one from Baltic State, and one from South India Company—it's like an international conference! All that's missing is the masked girl from the Arab world, right?]

[Twelve Straight Men in My Family: Watch your words! What do you mean by "international friends"? They're all citizens of our Great Tang Dynasty!]

[My future girlfriend isn't my sister: Hmm, but why do I feel like laughing so much? And, the way of thinking in India—no, in South India—is really different from ours inland!]

[Hilarious! This name is so funny. Daniha, I'm gonna hit you!]

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Ye Xian was also puzzled. What a coincidence that today's group consisted entirely of fans of "minority" ethnic groups, and all of them had grudges against each other.

The Stone Union Province used to beat the Eastern Province quite a bit.

The Eastern Province also launched numerous surprise attacks on the Stone Union Province.

East India has also bullied South India in the past.

The South Indian province cheated the Stone Union province out of its oil and gas with a worthless currency.

Although the United Stone Province has never fought with the South Indian Province, it has once tried to covet the South Indian Province from afar, but was stopped by the United Kingdom.

These centuries of grudges and grievances have led to the three provinces, though located in three different directions within the Tang Dynasty, exchanging insults across the distance every day.

In comparison, South India has the highest crime rate of the three provinces.

Daniha has the large eyes typical of South Indian girls. Like the girls of the Stone Union, they are angelic before marriage.

After getting married, they all face the problem of their bodies becoming severely out of shape.

"Daniha, which song do you want to sing?"

Ye Xian suppressed a laugh and asked.

"Brother Xian, laugh if you want. My name has been mocked by everyone since I was a child, including my brothers and sisters!"

Daniha is very cheerful and lively. She has a big mouth and wears bright red lipstick, but it doesn't make people feel uncomfortable. Instead, it makes people feel the passionate nature of a girl from South India.

"Okay, sorry! I did misunderstand."

Ye Xian laughed heartily: "Your name is indeed very likable, but don't introduce yourself to your friends from the three northern provinces, or they really will beat you up!"

"I've already tried!"

Daniha laughed at herself: "I have a girl in my dorm from the three northern provinces. When we first met and introduced ourselves, she almost called her friends to beat me up!"

The fans in the live stream burst into laughter; no one had expected the girl's name to be so funny.

Ye Xian couldn't sit still with a laugh either; girls from the three northern provinces are really fierce.

"Okay, have you decided which song to sing?"

I want to sing "When".

Daniha said, "Our whole dorm is here. We were just saying that if we get chosen, we'll sing 'Dang'."

Ye Xian picked up his guitar and laughed, "Looks like your roommate from the three northern provinces is here too. Come on, let's have some fun together!"

A gasp immediately rang out from the other end, and three pretty girls appeared behind Daniha, grinning as they crowded around the phone.

[Warm-hearted: Wow, what an amazing dorm! How come there are so many beautiful girls?]

[Chrysanthemum's Wrath: Which university? Can I apply for a dorm supervisor position?]

[Understanding Others' Clothes: Can I be a doorman? My surname is Qin!]

[Top Shooter: Girl, don't be afraid, send me your address, I'll stop these perverts for you.]

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The four girls huddled together and softly sang the main song as the intro began. The viewers in the live stream stopped teasing them and instead praised the four girls' rendition of "Dang," saying it had a unique kind of elegance.

Let us live a carefree and joyful life together in this mortal world.

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Make the most of your youth!

... "

When the chorus arrives, the girl's voice is high-pitched and sharp, lacking the ruggedness of a male voice, but its vitality far surpasses that of a typical male voice.

The four girls sang their hearts out, their youth, energy, and enthusiasm radiating from them.

This is the spirit of today's young people: energetic and unrestrained.

Sing if you want to sing, play if you want to play, travel if you want to travel, just buy a high-speed rail ticket and set off.

This kind of life has gained increasing recognition among young people since last year.

Let us drink and sing, and live up to our youth!

After the song ended, Ye Xian laughed and said, "There are four of you in this dorm, one bottle of wine isn't enough for you, so I'll give you four!"

"Wow! Brother Xian, I love you!"

Girls in South India are passionate and bold.

The girl from the three northern provinces shouted from behind, "Brother Xian, man! Don't say anything more, I'm a fan for life! My family has a villa in Haizhou, I'll come over and have a drink with you!"

Ye Xian smiled and ended the video call.

Today, the live stream with fans lasted longer than usual, but everyone enjoyed it, and many fans even asked Ye Xian to continue the live stream in the comments section.

"Hey everyone, after these few live streams, I've discovered that there are many talented people out there. Many of my fans are karaoke masters, so I've come up with an idea."

Ye Xian played for a long time and was quite tired. He sat down to drink some tea, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "I'm planning to name our live stream segments 'Late Night Singing Party.' I'll have Zhao Fen make a mockup later, which will be displayed in the live stream's overlay."

[CEO of Big Fishpond: Late-Night KTV Party? That's a bit of an old-fashioned name, isn't it?]

[Save me first, she has a boyfriend: What's so old-fashioned about that? I feel great!]

[Chest-pressing cookies: Is Brother Xian preparing for a competition?]

[Peeing three feet into the wind: Is he trying to make money off this?]

[Nothing's more popular than Aunt Flo: What money are you trying to make? Brother Xian is still personally funding the delivery of alcohol!]

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When Ye Xian saw someone in the live stream saying he was making money off others, he laughed and retorted, "Making money off others? You think too highly of yourself!"

"Everyone, type my catchphrase in the chat so these people can see it!"

[Full-time salesperson, part-time cook, occasional singing, and intermittent storytelling!]

[Full-time salesperson, part-time cook, occasional singing, and intermittent storytelling!]

[Full-time salesperson, part-time cook, occasional singing, and intermittent storytelling!]

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[Having learned his lesson in the cornfield: Brother Xian already said it, he's a salesman! A salesman! You guys insisted on making him perform a talent show, and then turned around and accused him of harvesting韭菜 (a metaphor for exploiting consumers) and making money off others—you're all crazy!]

[Love is so deep, legs naturally spread: They're all haters! Don't they realize that Brother Xian's laid-back approach to selling products is already much better than other streamers!]

[Please call me Jishiwu: Change the streamer, hehe. At this point, they'll either keep making you give them tips or keep making you buy things. I've never seen a streamer more laid-back than Brother Xian.]

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"Thank you for the late-night snack! Let me reiterate, my main job is selling products. Performing talents and storytelling for you are just side jobs, done occasionally."

"If I ever lose my inspiration, I'll just have to obediently sell products!"

"I haven't fully figured out the specifics of the late-night singing party yet. My initial idea is that all the fans who are connected to the live stream can vote for the singers they think sing well in my live stream. Then, we will organize the top-ranked fans to compete against each other from time to time. This way, we can give these fans a chance to showcase themselves, and everyone can also help them gain more followers."

What do you all think?

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Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 7725 bottles.

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Ps2: A tribute to PDD, those who know, know.

(End of this chapter)