I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 85 A Woman (6th Update, Please Subscribe)

Ye Xian ate a packet of pork jerky in ten minutes, much to the frustration of his fans who were cursing him out of patience and hating such short-circuit readers.

A group of fans got so angry they started cursing.

Ye Xian only starts singing after he finishes telling the story. There's still half an episode left to tell. If he hears the song, it will be the middle of the night.

A group of foodies were even cursing.

If you're going to do a live stream, fine, but why are you releasing pornographic content in the middle of the night? Are you trying to kill us all?

Only fans who admire her appearance remain steadfast.

My dear Xian, even when he's eating a snack, he's so elegant and graceful. I love it!

These fingers are so long, I really want to lick them.

Those lips are so red and moist, I really want to lick them.

This tongue is a bit long, it seems like it's trying.

……

Ye Xian slowly finished his pork jerky, smacked his lips, and said to Aunt Qiu beside him, "Auntie, I think we should have a sugary drink! Otherwise, this late-night snack won't be complete!"

Autumn's mother was also getting annoyed with this guy and said irritably, "Hurry up and tell the second half of the episode, everyone's getting impatient. I'll arrange your sugary soda later!"

[I have spicy strips, come with me: Listen to this! Qiu's mom is really like my own mom!]

[Big breasts cover a hundred flaws: Aunt Qiu is so good to us! I'm speechless, I've ordered pork jerky! Brother Xian, give Aunt Qiu a bigger paycheck!]

[Buttoning Causes Injury: What kind of salary do you pay? I bet Qiu's mother is Ye Xian's mother-in-law!]

[Lift your butt and fight: You think you're so great? Ye Xian and Qiu Qing's relationship isn't even close to being official yet! How are we, their female fans, supposed to live?]

……

Seeing that the comment section had turned into a gossip section, Ye Xian didn't dare to mess with these people anymore. He wiped his mouth, mustered his energy, and began to tell the second half of the story.

After finishing the fifth episode of "Dream of the Red Chamber," Ye Xian took a break and then looked at the camera: "Today I've been dancing, chatting, telling stories, and selling goods. I'm really a bit tired. How about we start connecting with our fans directly?"

Connecting with fans has become a regular feature in Ye Xian's live stream. The fans cheered happily, and Ye Xian immediately started, randomly selecting a fan.

"Hello?"

"Hello, I'm Ye Xian!"

"Ah—it really is Brother Xian!"

The short video was connected to a girl who looked like a student. When she realized that she was actually connected with Brother Xian, she jumped up and down excitedly.

"Please introduce yourself."

The girl stood up and bowed ninety degrees to the camera, which immediately made all the fans realize where she was from.

"Hello everyone, my name is Lily-chan, and I come from Donghe Province."

Two hundred years ago, a rebellion broke out in Donghe Province, which was forcefully suppressed by Emperor Xianzong of Tang. In that battle, thousands of islands in Donghe Province were covered in blood, which flowed into the sea and remained blood-red for dozens of days.

After the rebellion was suppressed, the population of Donghe Province dropped from 100 million to 30 million, and it was downgraded from a vassal state to a province. From then on, it had no more thoughts of disloyalty.

Today, Dong Ho Province is slowly recovering. All the people in Dong Ho Province speak Chinese, wear Chinese clothing, and respect Chinese etiquette. Except for the occasional awkward name given by someone, the old culture is basically no longer visible.

Nowadays, men in the Tang Dynasty are very fond of marrying girls from Donghe Province.

Because the women there are gentle and tender.

[There's plenty of time: Wow, she's a woman from Donghe Province, I'm interested!]

[Kind-hearted: I can do that too! I love watching their long videos!]

[Barren Land: It's said that the thing they like to do most after getting married is wait for their husbands to die?]

[Deeply ingrained belief: It's not that abnormal! It's mainly because they're healthier and live longer than men; it's just a rumor! However, it's true that their infidelity rate is higher!]

[Striving for perfection: I can move in next door!]

[Highly Skilled: I excel at on-site plumbing repair!]

[Time Stains Off: Hey, if you keep talking like that, your livestream will get banned!]

[Straight along the dry road: We're stating the facts, I have proof!]

……

The woman from Donghe Province excited some of the male fans in the live stream.

Female fans began to condemn these perverts.

Because in the Tang Dynasty's homeland, women were less competitive than the women from Donghe Province.

Local women all hate these women's pretentiousness.

The young woman from Shilian Province of the Tang Dynasty was even more resentful of the women from Donghe Province, believing that they did not count as women and that she could lift a woman from Donghe Province with one hand.

Of course, there may also be some reasons for this, such as a long-standing feud.

When the rebellion broke out in Donghe Province, they actually bypassed Shilian Province, intending to use Shilian Province as a springboard to move south.

Would the burly men of Shilian Province give these traitors a chance? The Tang army didn't even need to lift a finger; the Shilian Province army drove the Donghe Province army off the land.

As a result, the people of the two provinces have always disliked each other.

They're always saying things like, "What are you looking at? What's it to you?"

Let's take another look and give it a try.

……

"So, have you decided what song you want to sing?"

They were all citizens of the Tang Dynasty, and Ye Xian did not treat them differently.

Even though he really wanted to see just how gentle and sweet the women of Donghe Province were.

"I want to sing Brother Xian's 'Take Me to Find Nightlife.' I feel that this song is very suitable for young people in our Donghe Province."

"Please begin your performance!"

Although the dialect of Donghe Province was a bit strong, Ye Xian was still somewhat looking forward to it.

"Time that is merely a formality"

In your eyes, it has become infinite.

……

Waaaaah... Waaaaah... Waaaaah...

To everyone's surprise.

Everyone assumed that this girl from Dong Ho Province would have a regional accent when she sang, but she not only spoke fluent Tang language, but also sang exceptionally well.

Ye Xian couldn't resist picking up his guitar and starting to accompany the other person.

When she sang the chorus, Lily completely let go of her inhibitions and began to sing with abandon.

The rhythm was perfect, and the pitch was spot on.

Ye Xian opened his mouth and began to harmonize with her, making her singing even more captivating.

[My super long comment: Wow, Lily-chan sings so well! I feel like she'd be amazing at singing folk songs!]

[CEO of Big Fishpond: I think I'd give this an 80 out of 100!]

[Too lazy to come up with a name: 80 points? I feel 85 wouldn't be an exaggeration!]

[Homework posted globally: Lily is so cute! She fits my image of girls from Donghe Province perfectly. Great, I'm a fan!]

……

After finishing the song, Lily blushed and bowed deeply to the camera again: "Thank you so much, Brother Xian! Thank you so much for not only giving me the opportunity to perform, but also accompanying me and providing harmonies. I am extremely grateful!"

Ye Xian smiled and said, "I also thank you for liking my song so much. Send me the backstage address and I will send you a bottle of Haizhou Laojiu with my autograph."

Lily bowed again in excitement to express her gratitude, leaving a group of perverts speechless.

[This humble Taoist only touches chrysanthemums: I didn't notice before, but this soft-spoken girl seems to have some assets?]

[Even a bald man will eventually shine: Is he got something special? Or is he incredibly voluptuous?]

[Female benefactor, please wait: I'm doomed! Xian-ge has gotten her address! I have no chance!]

[The moon is crescent-shaped because I rubbed it: You wouldn't follow her now, you idiot, I've already followed her!]

……

After ending his live stream with Lily, Ye Xian randomly connected with someone again. Unexpectedly, the next person he connected with was a girl named Mao.

"Hello everyone, I'm Yelena, and I'm from the Stone Union Province!"

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Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 7730 bottles.

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P.S. 2: The background of the Tang Dynasty is gradually unfolding. In the last book, everyone complained that my world-building was not well done, so I will make some adjustments in this book.

This book is entirely fictional. Do not compare any of its contents to reality. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.

(End of this chapter)