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Chapter 83 Grand Judge Wei Zheng (4th update, please subscribe)

As the "minor incident" escalated, the haters and Ye Xian engaged in back-and-forth exchanges, with mutual accusations becoming increasingly rampant.

Consequently, the data for Ye Xian's past videos also began to grow slowly.

Traffic has been throttled.

Ding Zhan kept contacting the customer service of the Kuaiyin platform to appeal the reason for the report, but none of these efforts were effective in a short period of time.

The Kuaiyin platform is too big.

Datang alone has over 28 billion daily active users, and there are far too many disputes like this every day.

Transnational, cross-ethnic, cross-religious...

Some people don't eat beef, donkey meat, or dog meat; some don't even eat any meat at all.

Some people don't eat cilantro, don't eat perilla, don't eat leafy greens, and some even don't eat rice.

Meat lovers and vegetarians can't stand each other.

The people of Huacheng said, "Make way, we can eat anything."

……

Some people keep cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, bears, and wolves; some keep lizards, crocodiles, rats, and snakes; and some hate any pet.

Every day, people are cursing whose lizard has escaped and is scaring people in the neighborhood.

Every day, people also criticize someone for being heartless and for roasting and eating their snake.

The people from the Arab province said, "Make way, all of you. If it weren't for the Tang emperor's prohibition, I would be preparing to raise pandas."

……

People who drive gasoline cars look down on people who drive electric cars, and people who drive electric cars despise people who drive gasoline cars.

Drivers look down on bus riders, and pedestrians criticize drivers for being rude.

Those who drive horse-drawn carriages, donkey carts, horses, donkeys, or oxen are constantly scolded for not putting manure bags on their donkeys, horses, or oxen.

The man from the sea said, "You all get out of the way. I commute to get off work in a flying car."

……

The Tang Dynasty had a history of over 1,500 years, during which it integrated multiple ethnic groups, beliefs, and regions.

This process involved periods of division and reunification, as well as periods of separation and reunification after hundreds of years. Various different cultures collided for over a thousand years, eventually leading to a unified empire under the rule of successive Tang emperors.

Actually, none of this is outrageous.

The neighboring United States even has 112 genders...

When the current emperor of the Tang Dynasty learned of this, he was stunned. He even sent a special envoy to the Kingdom of England to confirm it. When he learned that it was true, the emperor said, "You all get out of the way. Do not pollute the good sons and daughters of my Great Tang Dynasty."

……

Therefore, Kuaiyin's customer service is very busy.

Even though Kuaiyin's total customer service staff exceeds 5.

Even if AI systems can automatically determine whether some short videos violate regulations.

This efficiency is unusually slow.

Moreover, Ye Xian and his opponents are currently only mid-tier streamers with less than a million followers, and they are not given high priority in the platform's service targets.

Ding Zhan tried to contact customer service using Ye Xian's shop account, but there was still a long queue of 999+ people.

Therefore, Ye Xian didn't care much about the process of this matter.

Once a lawsuit is filed and a result is reached, Kuaiyin's AI system can directly block the other party without any manual review.

As for the efficiency of filing a lawsuit.

Yes, the judges of the Tang Dynasty were always quick, accurate, and ruthless.

We have to hurry!

With such a vast territory, such a large population, and so many disputes, there are too many trivial matters, and the cases pile up like mountains every day, which is an understatement.

Therefore, the supercomputer of the Tang Dynasty, the intelligent AI—the Grand Judge Wei Zheng—was born.

Judge Wei Zheng was not an intelligent program, but a virtual court formed by three artificial intelligences, commonly known as a joint trial by the three judicial authorities.

All legal cases will first undergo a preliminary trial in a virtual court. The three intelligent programs of the three judicial departments represent different legal traditions and values. They must reach a consensus in each case to make a fair judgment, which will then be pronounced by the virtual image of Judge Wei Zheng.

The verdict is reviewed and confirmed manually by judges at all levels.

When the virtual court finds a case in which three AI systems cannot quickly reach a consensus, it will also seek help from the Grand Justice for human review. After nearly a century of operation, the intelligent AI Grand Justice Wei Zheng has achieved a correct judgment rate of over 99.5%.

If you disagree with the result, you can apply for a judge's manual trial. If it is proven that Judge Wei Zheng was right, you will be fined for wasting social resources.

If it is proven that Judge Wei Zheng was wrong, you will receive a bonus because you have contributed to improving Judge Wei Zheng's procedures.

Of course, the final right to interpret all laws belonged to the Tang emperor.

However, the emperor generally does not use this power.

He was too lazy to use it.

In the era of artificial intelligence, it's not just copywriting and design that are being changed; the role of lawyers is also quietly transforming.

Ordinary lawyers are gradually being phased out; today's lawyers are learning how to deal with Grand Justice Wei Zheng. They must learn how to engage in heated debates under Grand Justice Wei Zheng's impartial gaze, finding arguments, testimonies, and legal provisions that are favorable to their side.

Kuaiyin has no law enforcement power; it's just a private company that's been around for less than ten years. So its AI is far inferior to that of Judge Wei Zheng—the difference is like heaven and earth.

Therefore, Ye Xian's lawsuit was a minor case in Judge Wei Zheng's proceedings. It is said that the opposing lawyer was rendered speechless by Judge Wei Zheng's questioning on the spot, and the judgment was sent back by Judge Wei Zheng in just two and a half days.

"Respected citizen of the Great Tang Dynasty, Ye Xian: "

Regarding the case you mentioned concerning accounts such as "Kanye", "Today's News", and "Entertainment Quick Look" allegedly defaming you and Li Xiaoxiao, the judgment issued by the Datang Virtual Court is as follows:

... "

"It's done!"

Ye Xian and Ding Zhan high-fived as they looked at the electronic version of the verdict.

Ding Zhan quickly downloaded the electronic judgment and uploaded it to the Kuaiyin platform backend.

Within five minutes, the Kuaiyin platform released its results: the accounts involved were either banned or had their traffic restricted.

Kanye West's account was directly suspended.

However, the traffic restrictions have not been lifted.

One yard owned by a yard.

That's how infuriating the Kuaiyin platform is.

You've proven the other party is at fault, but they may not have reported you using their own account.

The accounts of friends and family members could be involved, and the reasons for the reports are varied and bizarre. They even reported that Ye Xian sold alcohol in his live stream without reminding minors not to watch, that the short video Ye Xian filmed in the driver's seat was dangerous driving, and that Ye Xian's late-night alcohol delivery was suspected of inducing minors to drink alcohol...

This is a major reason why many celebrities are unwilling to engage in long-term confrontations with these haters.

That's disgusting.

Ye Xian pinned the verdict to the top of his Kuaishou account, and Sun Li, Wang Feifei, and others kept posting and building comments on it in the super topic.

Chief Justice Wei Zheng was impartial and selfless!

[Quick, accurate, and ruthless! These trolls have nothing to say now!]

[An apology was pinned to the top of the account, an apology was issued by a provincial media outlet, the fine wasn't much, but Kanye West was actually summoned for questioning!]

[Defamatory information can be sentenced to prison if it receives more than 5000 clicks online! Although Kanye West didn't name names in the video, all the content pointed to Ye Xian and Xiao Xiao. Xiao Xiao is a minor, and Ye Xian is a semi-public figure. This kind of baseless online defamation and cyberbullying has a terrible social impact. A few years ago, it might have been less serious, but after several cyberbullying incidents, Judge Wei Zheng has started to give heavier sentences in recent years.]

Last month, I observed several such court hearings. Justice Wei Zheng directly asked the defendant, "Who are the 'some people' you're referring to? Please identify them! If the behavior of the person you name doesn't match the behavior you've listed, then I will find you in contempt of court and obstructing justice." In Justice Wei Zheng's procedure, ambiguous terms like "some people" or "a certain person" must be answered precisely.

[Haha, the Supreme Court justice is a procedure; there's no such thing as veiled criticism in his case, only 0s and 1s.]

……

[Brother Xian is awesome! Brother Xian is great!]

I absolutely adore Xian Ge! He's so versatile, sometimes sweet and salty, sometimes like a puppy and sometimes like a wolf!

I wonder how this big wolfhound works? Should I try it out for the ladies first?

[Try it and you'll die. Be careful, or Brother Xian might accuse you of indecent assault!]

[Brother Xian isn't a mad dog, why would he bite people randomly?]

[He bites me, and I'm happy about it! Brother Xian, come bite me!]

……

P.S.: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 7731 bottles.

The idea for the virtual courtroom comes from the science fiction novel *Artificial Court*, a collaboration between Harry Harrison and Marvin Messky. This is a nod to it for plot purposes. This book is very difficult to find; I couldn't find it on Baidu. I had to use Bing and GPT to find the original author and name.

I feel that this trend will inevitably continue in the future, because on January 30th of this year, the United States saw the world's first AI trial. However, for the sake of accuracy, I have added here that the trial result must be reviewed and signed by a human, since the law is not without human consideration.

Also, parallel universes are not meant to be taken too seriously; exaggeration is appropriate.

When in doubt, consider parallel universes; when in doubt, consider quantum mechanics.

Well, this chapter lays some groundwork for the world of Earth, so that people won't keep saying that my writing lacks a world-building perspective. I hope you all enjoy it.

If you don't like it, I'll change it!

From here on out, the climax is about to begin! Vote and subscribe now!

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