I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 371 I'm good in bed, cheap, and easy to take care of!

20:00

Ye Xian's routine live stream time.

As soon as the broadcast started, millions of viewers flooded into Ye Xian's live stream room.

[A sarcastic, cheeky comment: Front row! Front row! This was so satisfying! Sun Ying, Ai Lele, Hua Yuyu, and Li Ming's fans are all speechless, they don't dare to argue with us!]

[Cleverly Take His Breasts: Brother Xian, arrange the Rakshasa Mirage, I want to hear the live version! I've already played it on repeat for 3 hours, it's not enough!]

[Little Mushroom with an Umbrella: Brother Xian, are you really not releasing any new songs? How am I supposed to live? I really don't want to listen to those trashy songs, they're disgusting to my ears!]

[You only realize how ugly you are when you need it most: Brother Xian, why didn't Princess Six come out to support you? She's usually the first to support you!]

……

The comments were dense and numerous, flooding the screen at lightning speed, and the small gifts came raining down relentlessly.

The carnivals were like they were free, one after another.

As usual, Ye Xian started the show with "Rakshasa Mirage," and after singing it twice, he stopped to take a sip of water.

This time, Li Xin and Duan Fei were sitting next to him.

"Brother Xian, what should I do? I had a few songs up for the party, but now they're taken down. How am I supposed to live?"

"Will you take care of me? I'm good in bed, cheap, and easy to feed! Unlike Sun Li and Chen Xu, who aren't great in bed but eat a lot!"

Li Xin is always the lively one who livens up the atmosphere. She immediately made a joke, which made everyone burst into laughter.

Duan Fei, not to be outdone, laughed and said, "Such a large family, so many people, Brother Xian, we're all starving!"

Standing to the side, Qiu Qing shook her head helplessly. Having been back for so long, she had begun to accept the girls' quirky thinking and lively personalities.

If you love driving, then drive properly. You're just indulging in idle talk anyway.

"If you're out of songs, then go focus on acting, making short videos, and doing live-streaming e-commerce!"

Ye Xian put down his teacup and said leisurely, "How did you manage to survive when you had 10 followers? It's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality! Take this opportunity to reflect and calm down. You were all too arrogant before."

Li Xin and Duan Fei's faces fell immediately, but the fans in the live stream went crazy with laughter.

[A pile of poop blows you away: Hahaha, serves you right for driving recklessly, now you've hit a wall of steel! Let me tell you, straight men are just that flawless!]

[The Farmer's Three Punches: It's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality. Why is Brother Xian always able to speak so eloquently? This saying is incredibly insightful!]

[A Flower from Every Village: I think Brother Xian is right. They became famous too quickly. In just a few months, not to mention Brother Xian, Li Xin and Duan Fei have become top influencers with millions of followers. Many internet celebrities are just a flash in the pan. I feel that Brother Xian's removal of the song this time is not just out of spite, but also a warning to his employees like Li Xin and Duan Fei.]

[Big breasts cover a hundred flaws: Agreed! It's not that I dislike them, but I'm genuinely afraid they'll become famous too quickly and end up with a bad ending. They have a long time ahead of them, they're still young, letting their work speak for itself is more important than anything else!]

……

Seeing that many fans agreed with Ye Xian, Li Xin shrugged helplessly: "Okay, okay, with your 46 million fans as a backing, I, a small blogger with 10 million fans, can't argue with you or beat you. You're all right!"

"So, I should tell everyone about the concert, right? When is it? I see a lot of fans are looking forward to it."

In that single day, Ye Xian gained another million followers.

Two statements, one song—Ye Xian's ability to trend on social media is just that strong.

Getting down to business, Ye Xian looked at the live stream camera: "The concert involves venue rental and registration issues. The application has been submitted, and we expect to get the results on Monday. At that time, we will be able to confirm the time and showtimes. We should be able to inform everyone next week, so please don't worry."

When fans asked about the song being taken down and the suspension of song releases, Ye Xian laughed and said, "Please don't overinterpret it. It's really because we need to re-record it. Li Xin, Duan Fei, Chen Xu, and Li Hong have all made great progress in their singing skills during this period."

When I first released my song, as everyone knows, resources were limited and time was very tight. Now, the studio renovation is almost complete, and my new recording studio is finished. This studio is much better than the previous one, and the recording quality will definitely be much better. That's why I decided to re-record it…”

[Night Raid on the Nunnery: We all understand! Brother Xian, you don't need to explain! Explaining is just covering up!]

[This humble Taoist priest, whose Buddhist name is Kidney Deficiency: Hahaha, we believe you, Brother Xian! Your new recording studio is finished, and you want to play around with the new equipment, right? It's definitely not because of those old guys!]

[This old monk's Buddhist name is Random: I feel so bad for you, Brother Xian, recording so many great songs under such simple conditions! I support you in re-recording, please do it well, don't worry about spending more time, we can listen to the songs for free on Kuaishou!]

[The nun who laid down her shaved head: Haishi Music hit the daily limit down today! I'm even thinking about buying some Haishi Music shares on Monday. I heard a lot of people are preparing to continue shorting!]

……

Ye Xian chatted with the late-night snack enthusiasts for a while longer, then took out Hai Ma coconut juice and Hai Lao Ji (a type of herbal tea) to promote their products.

These two drinks have been selling quite well recently, so Ye Xian struck while the iron was hot, asking his artists to promote them heavily in their own live streams, and also asked Wang Dalong to open a live stream.

However, Hai Ma Coconut Juice's live stream was met with a barrage of criticism from many fans.

[Picking your nose and flicking your nose: Brother Xian, why is your Hai Ma Coconut Juice livestream divided into two? One has a bunch of hunky guys, and the other has a bunch of pretty girls. What are you trying to do?]

[Fried Cutie: To be honest, I really enjoyed watching the live streams of these hunky guys. They weren't greasy or effeminate at all. I feel like this is the healthy aesthetic of a true Tang Dynasty man! Especially their chests and abs, every time I see them I feel like I can't help myself...]

[Uncle Wang next door: The live stream with the beautiful girls is quite a sight to behold! No skinny girls, no overly-skinned internet celebrities, no tiny waists, slightly chubby girls with oval faces are the healthy kind! It's just that their breasts are a bit big; I suspect Brother Xian might have some kind of fetish!]

[So young and already has such a wild side: Brother Xian's antics are really something else, I really wonder what's going on in his head? But the number of viewers in those two live streams is huge every day, no less than 10,000 during the day, and at least 40,000 to 50,000 during the night streams! It's quite a lot for them to be watching young men and women do aerobics, just to sell a bottle of coconut juice.]

……

Seeing everyone complaining about Hai Ma Coconut Juice's live stream, Ye Xian chuckled: "Does everyone have the same feeling that Hai Ma Coconut Juice's live stream has pretty good aesthetics?"

This is an experiment of mine. Aren't you all tired of these abnormal aesthetics like effeminate men, internet celebrity faces, and being too young/thin? I feel we need to return to the normal aesthetic standards of the Tang Dynasty.

Of course, the young men and women I choose may not necessarily represent the correct aesthetic standards. I will keep trying until I select the ones that everyone likes. I also hope that young men and women who are interested in this will actively apply. We will select the best candidates.

After the routine sales presentation, Ye Xian handed the live stream over to Qiu's mother and then went to Ding Zhan's side.

Ding Zhan looked at Ye Xian with a strange expression: "They've started a war!"

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Ps1: Today's Recap

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Ps2:

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