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Chapter 329 This song, isn't it a bit too much of a bullying?

Chapter 330, isn't this song a bit too much of a bully?

"Sisters, if there was one big thing in the entertainment industry last night, it was Ye Xian's 21st birthday celebration."

To everyone's surprise, this time Brother Xian didn't do what other celebrities, bloggers, and artists do—showing off gifts, selling goods to solicit tips, or engaging in other forms of entertainment. Instead, he chose a more approachable way of celebrating his birthday: treating his friends to hot pot and mahjong.

To be honest, I really admire Brother Xian. He's so famous now, yet he remains so down-to-earth.

However, today's big news is hidden in this peaceful atmosphere.

As is well known, Ye Xian has a very good relationship with several big-name actresses, including Ding Ding, Jiang Tian, and Liu Xiaoxiao. New actresses Li Xin, Duan Fei, Chen Xu, Li Hong, and the new girl group Yin Wu Girls are all Ye Xian's employees.

As I mentioned before, Brother Xian is quite popular with women, but no one expected that this birthday party would turn into a battleground for these goddesses. One after another, they took turns arguing, with everyone centered around Brother Xian, engaging in all sorts of verbal sparring. For details, please see the following video clips...

Isn't that amazing? Every word has a deeper meaning behind it. This makes Coco feel like if she were in that situation, she'd probably be eliminated in a single round.

I thought that was the limit last night, but who knew that the dignified Liu... actually showed up at Brother Xian's birthday party! What does that even mean? Although she said she just happened to be in Haizhou on business, who would believe that?

Now many people are starting to call Ye Xian the Sixth Prince Consort!

What does this mean?

Sisters, the Sixth Prince Consort! That's the Sixth Prince Consort! I suddenly feel like your brother-in-law is so useless. Is it too late to get a divorce? Brother Xian hasn't made up his mind about who to choose yet. Is it because he doesn't like these innocent girls? Or does he like someone like Coco... you know what I mean.

Okay, none of that matters. Even that person from last night isn't the point.

The key point is Ye Xian's childhood sweetheart!

Autumn! Clear skies! It's back!

The Empress has arrived!

Please forgive me for using such striking red font!

Xian Ge had gone through so much before, and Qiu Qing hadn't come back. But on the night of his birthday, Qiu Qing rushed home. What does that mean? Everyone should understand, right?

If it were me, I would have made sure Xian Ge couldn't get out of bed last night!

This morning, Ye Xian did not do his usual slow live stream, did not film, and did not appear in the public eye. Even his sasaeng fans did not know where Ye Xian went this morning!

What does this tell us?

Definitely! My little darling made the same choice as me!

I'm so envious, that woman isn't me!

As expected, the empress is the empress!

No matter how fiercely the women fought, the Empress only needed to beckon with her little finger to quell all the disputes!

However, I personally believe that this has actually fueled the competitive spirit of several female celebrities. You can see from the screenshot I took of their conversation after Qiu Qing returned...

Shifting blame eastward, secretly advancing, feigning retreat, tense standoff, rapidly changing circumstances...

These are all the idioms I can think of. The thrill and excitement of watching these masters clash was so intense last night that Coco almost... wanted to participate herself!

Unfortunately, in the end, all I could do was vent my frustrations on your brother-in-law.

Ahem, what did we talk about today? A bunch of nonsense, hahaha, don't take it too seriously, but I'm sure those women I just mentioned are going to have trouble sleeping lately!

The Empress has already made her move; how will you respond?

That's all for today's sharing. Let's enjoy the juicy gossip together! See you next time, Cocoa fans!

[The girl picking her toes: You know what, Brother Xian's childhood sweetheart is really something! She suppressed everyone the moment she came back. I was on tenterhooks watching the whole live stream last night, but she handled it all so easily! Even Liu... didn't say anything anymore. I'm impressed!]

[Night Raid on the Nunnery: To be honest, I admire Brother Xian so much! Last night's scene was a nightmare; if it were me, I wouldn't have survived a second. I would have been torn apart by those women! Brother Xian acted like nothing happened, and in the end, he still managed to enjoy all the women's company!]

[Get out of here, I need to fart: Pshaw! This just proves Ye Xian is a scumbag! Not taking initiative, not refusing, and not taking responsibility—aren't these the three hallmarks of a scumbag?]

[Juicer Girl: Coco, aren't you afraid of getting your account banned? If you're not afraid, stop talking nonsense and go over the details! For example, did you actually arrive? For example, how did you vent? I don't mind the traffic!]

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When Ye Xian was watching the short video, he had the speakerphone on, and Qiu Qing, who was massaging his temples, could hear it clearly, which made her smile.

Ye Xian felt a little embarrassed. How could these people talk about him like that?

How am I a jerk?

What an innocent and pure-hearted young man!

Scrolling past Coco's short video, the next one was still about his own gossip. Seeing the constant stream of trending topics, Ye Xian got tired of watching and tossed his phone aside: "Feifei, are there any negative news topics trending today?"

Wang Feifei turned around from the passenger seat with great joy: "I've checked, and so far there's no negative news. It's just that there's some controversy about the lychees you're going to sell tonight. It's probably some fruit vendors stirring things up."

Ye Xian nodded and said, "It's alright, let them stir up trouble. Anyway, our acquisition is complete. Tonight, we'll give them a good night's sleepless night."

Wang Feifei couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Your new song tells everyone to let go, but you're always here causing trouble."

Ye Xian raised an eyebrow but did not respond.

Qiu Qing then remembered that Ye Xian's new song had already been released. She stopped massaging Ye Xian and picked up her phone to open Ye Xian's short video account. She saw that the song he had just released had already received over 100,000 likes.

The barrage of comments was already densely packed.

[Brother Xian, are you preparing for a head-on fight?]

The problem is, Brother Xian, if you're going to start a fight, just start one. What's the point of this song? It's saying "start a fight" on one hand, and "I don't like fighting" on the other?

[Hahaha, Brother Xian is truly Brother Xian! He's cursing those people while simultaneously saying things like, "What we're doing isn't right, why don't we stop fighting? We want love and peace!" It's hilarious!]

Where are they? Where are all those trolls jumping around? Come out, stop playing dead! Brother Xian has officially responded; it's time for you to show your attitude and express your love and peace!

……

Before Qiu Qing even heard the song, she was amused by the comments on the screen. She immediately realized that Ye Xian was responding to the online bullying he had been subjected to by a rapper some time ago.

The problem is, isn't this song a bit too much of a bully?

After insulting someone, they tell them to shut up and let's call a truce.

Everyone is bad.

How can you be like this?

You didn't even tell me beforehand that something so fun was going to happen.

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Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 5128 bottles

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Ps2:

The phrase "verbal sparring" comes from Qiu Chuji's "Shen Guang Can" (神光灿).

"One act ends and another begins" is a phrase from Cao Xueqin's "Dream of the Red Chamber".