I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 322 A Thousand and One Wishes

Calories

Calories

……

Calories: My Nemesis

... "

A rapid series of calories leads into the first chorus.

At that moment, Hasna, veiled in black, stepped out from behind the five-person dance group, tossing her long hair with both hands, and a high-pitched voice, seemingly off-key yet not quite, rang out: "Burn my calories!"

"That feels so good!"

Ye Xian leaned back comfortably in his chair. This was the voice he loved most in the other world, and now that he had successfully replicated it on Earth, he was very satisfied.

In fact, the live stream audience was also amazed by this shout.

[A scoundrel: Was that Hasna just now? So unrestrained? No wonder she's my favorite! By the way, why hasn't Hasna accepted my friend request yet?]

[Top Scorer: Haha, don't even mention you, I reckon eight million out of those ten million fans have sent friend requests! But that shout was really nice! I wish Hasna could shout it for me every day!]

[Keyboard Injury: Is this song just a cheesy pop song? It feels so much worse than "Gee"! How did Brother Xian go down such a lowbrow path?]

[Hot-hearted: I think it's great! This song has a very youthful feel, and the five girls from the music group Yinwu have never had a song in the Tang Dynasty style before, so I feel like this song must have been written a long time ago!]

……

The live stream was buzzing with discussion, and many fans noticed that it was a catchy pop song. The problem was that this song wasn't like a typical catchy pop song with a simple melody loop; instead, it incorporated a lot of electronic music and rap.

Especially the rap, it's not just simple recitation of lyrics, but a duet between Yelena and Daniha, making this rap very catchy.

This also made many fans of the late-night snack and the five girls realize that even if it is a catchy pop song, it is a catchy pop song full of sincerity.

Therefore, the small gifts never stopped, especially the male fans of the five girls. At this moment, they turned into generous spenders, and one carnival after another was frantically given away, leaving many passersby stunned.

As expected, the richest people are these anime and manga otaku!

……

The song "Calorie" ignited the live stream's popularity, making everyone even more eager to see if there would be any new songs coming.

Sun Li, now the host, walked in front of the live camera, looked at the lens and laughed, "Did everyone enjoy the performance by the five girls? Haha, you all just had hot pot and are now burning calories here. I can only say, this song isn't my cup of tea."

Everyone burst into laughter, and the viewers in the live stream also joked that this song definitely didn't belong to the foodie leader.

And, foodie Chen Xu.

Chen Xu and Li Hong had been standing by waiting. When the five girls came off the stage, the two bowed to everyone and walked in front of the camera.

"Team leader, Brother Xian is using this song to remind you that you've exceeded your calorie limit."

Sun Li rolled her eyes at Chen Xu: "Don't you know how many pounds you've gained lately?"

Chen Xu chuckled and said, "I'm the type who can eat anything and not gain weight, while you gain weight just by drinking water, so don't be jealous."

Sun Li angrily threw the microphone at Chen Xu: "I'm not playing with you anymore."

Everyone burst into laughter again, and the late-night snackers grew to love Chen Xu, this quirky and clever girl, even more. Every time they watched her banter with the main actors in the live stream, they never saw her lose.

Chen Xu won against Sun Li, but he wasn't arrogant at all.

It's a basic skill, nothing surprising.

……

When the two went on stage, they naturally sang "Don't Ask When You'll Return" first.

After a period of preparation and development, "Don't Ask When You'll Return" has become the standard background music for short videos featuring Tang Dynasty costumes and Hanfu.

Many fans got to know Chen Xu and Li Hong through this song, and then learned that they were filming "Dream of the Red Chamber".

Through the live broadcast of the filming of "Dream of the Red Chamber", we saw the acting skills and hard work of the two girls. The behind-the-scenes footage they produced on their accounts every day also attracted a lot of attention.

If Jiang Tian and Liu Xiaoxiao are established second-tier top stars, and Li Xin and Duan Fei have their own built-in audience, then Chen Xu and Li Hong are the simplest to start from scratch.

The two of them went from having zero followers to Chen Xu having 3.6 million followers and Li Hong having 258 million followers, setting a benchmark for all actors.

"I have already instructed all the production crews currently filming under my management to completely copy your model."

The sixth princess looked at the two people in front of her, filled with emotion.

No one expected that Ye Xian's ability to create stars would be so terrifying.

In fact, without spending much money, they helped a newcomer in the film and television industry, whose work was still in its infancy, break into the mainstream.

This is different from the operation method of Sound Five Girls, but it is similar in many ways.

"Good move!"

Ye Xian exclaimed, "In the entire Tang Dynasty, only Your Highness possesses such courage."

Li Yunxi didn't take it seriously: "It's just copying others' ideas, imitating them blindly, without grasping the essence."

"It's not something that can be done overnight to clean up the entertainment industry in the Tang Dynasty, but I believe that you Gen Zers can definitely do it."

While sighing, Li Yunxi used the most popular meme of the moment, which made Qiu Qing, who was standing next to him, turn her head.

This princess seems to be quite connected to society!

……

The audience warmed up with a song called "Don't Ask When You'll Return," and it was already 10 p.m.

Chen Xu paused for a moment, then said to the camera, "It's Brother Xian's birthday today. We employees naturally have to put on a good show and perform our talents so that Brother Xian will give us big red envelopes."

Li Hong raised her hand and gave Chen Xu a light tap, saying, "Don't talk nonsense. Is Brother Xian the kind of person who doesn't give out red envelopes?"

Everyone laughed.

These two are making fun of Ye Xian.

Qian Duoduo immediately turned the camera to Ye Xian, who exclaimed with a wry smile, "If you don't film 'Dream of the Red Chamber' properly, you won't get any red envelopes!"

Chen Xu couldn't help but roll his eyes: "See? They want a wolf-like culture on one hand, but starve the wolves on the other!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and even the late-night snackers were saying they couldn't take it anymore; Chen Xu's mouth was too sharp.

"The five girls from the Music Academy have a new song, so how could our Red Mansion sisters not have one? We're dedicating 'A Thousand and One Wishes' to everyone, and also to today's birthday star—Brother Xian!"

After exchanging a few witty remarks, the two began to get down to business.

Tomorrow is like a box of chocolates.

What flavor is full of imagination?

Disappointment is like a phone number that you can't get through sometimes.

Try a few more times and you'll get the answer.

……

I have so many dreams

The future is about to begin to shine.

So what if the sky is high?

Standing on tiptoe brings you closer to the sun.

... "

Without any accompaniment, the two women took turns singing a line each, and a light and cheerful song slowly entered everyone's ears.

[Completely useless: I hate Brother Xian's big live streams the most! Every time he does a big live stream, he just keeps playing new songs. How can someone like me, who's been brainwashed by countless hit songs, stand being bombarded with so many great songs? Can't he just play them one by one, so I can savor them for a few days?]

[The woman who lost her virginity and became thin: Ever since I met Brother Xian, I feel like every day is New Year's Day! One great song after another brings me to... non-stop orgasms!]

[I mounted my horse at dawn: I love Chen Xu so much! This quirky and clever girl is like a sweet girl next door who fell from the sky. She's both cool and sweet, quick-witted but not greasy. I really can't wait to see her starring role in "Dream of the Red Chamber"!]

[The Scumbag Harvester: Brother Xian, I was wrong. I was just criticizing you for writing that cheesy pop song "Calorie," and now you've delivered a great song! What does this mean? It means you love Chen Xu more! Sure enough, the Bao-Dai CP is the real deal!]

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Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 5128 bottles

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Ps2:

The phrase "to imitate a cat and draw a tiger" comes from Chapter 11 of "Qilu Deng" by Li Luyuan of the Qing Dynasty.

I originally wanted to use "follow the script," but upon closer inspection, it's a new term, and it's not as vivid as "imitating the cat and tiger."

……

PS3: "A Thousand and One Wishes", 4 in Love.

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