I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 253 Nuclear Bombing! Is Brother Xian about to become a god?

"Aankhein khuli ho ya ho band

Deedar unka hota hai

Kaise kahoon main o yaara

... "

As the music began, Ye Xian and Daniha led the dance, with Lily and the other girls following behind. The strong South Indian style was immediately conveyed to everyone.

[Understanding Clothes: As the saying goes, South India has three treasures: amazing skills, singing and dancing, and delicious curry! I'm really looking forward to Daniha's dance!]

[Long-tongued Gentleman: It's starting! It's starting! Holy crap, is that curry-flavored South Indian dialect sung by Brother Xian? So authentic!]

[Growing tired of it over time: Look! Belly dancing! Daniha is actually belly dancing! Is this something you can watch without censorship?! Brothers, anyone who dares to report Xian Ge, I'll fight him to the death!]

[Love runs deep, legs naturally spread: Ahh, Brother Xian's dancing is so wild! So seductive! I feel so aroused!]

……

[Boiled Mermaid: Well, didn't everyone say that Brother Xian can't write good love songs? I felt like he had already let loose with "Gokuraku Jodo" just now, isn't "Burning Love" even more explicit?]

[Ugly people should read more books: Friends from South India, please translate this: Just how explicit is it? Please elaborate!]

[I know your depths, you know my strengths: Hahaha, this song means, the bride has married someone else, and I'm not the groom!]

[Handsome Daddy: 666, has Xian-ge been cuckolded? Qiu Qing, have you finally given up on Xian-ge? Our chance has come!]

……

The song "Burning Love" from another world caused the entire live stream to boil. The previous song "Gokuraku Jodo" was mesmerizing, and "Skibidi" was silly, so this song "Burning Love" is full of countless kinds of seductive charm.

Ye Xian and Daniha gazed deeply into each other's eyes, then playfully pulled and tugged at each other while performing a belly dance.

Millions of people went crazy at this moment. Ye Xian had never been so bold as to dance like this in front of everyone.

It really is a celebration of 30 million fans.

Ye Xian is going all out!

In everyone's impression, even though Ye Xian often makes witty remarks, he is a very serious person. Otherwise, he would not have created so many inspirational songs with vitality, nor would he have made everyone so fascinated by him.

Everyone unanimously labeled Ye Xian, believing that his love songs were no good. In fact, it was also because his female fans didn't want to see Ye Xian actually get a girlfriend. Even though the era of idols not being allowed to get married is over, everyone just wanted to see Ye Xian who was adored by thousands, not Ye Xian who was taken advantage of.

So when they suddenly saw Brother Xian being so unrestrained, his female fans immediately screamed.

Get this woman from South India out of here, Brother Xian, you're ours!

……

Within 25 minutes of starting the broadcast, Ye Xian's live stream had 450 million concurrent viewers.

Ye Xian's total number of fans: 2970 million.

After the belly dance ended, Ye Xian didn't say anything, but nodded to Qian Duoduo, and a new accompaniment immediately started playing.

The pretty girl whose name everyone couldn't recall stepped forward: "Hello everyone, I'm Hana. Do you all remember me?"

[My Chinese was taught by the PE teacher: Hana? Which Hana?]

[Casual Ghost: Holy crap, wasn't Hana supposed to have small eyes and be quite chubby? What happened to her head?]

[Having learned my lesson in the cornfield: Now that you mention it, I remember. This Hana was arguing with Brother Xian back then, saying he was from Bailuo Province, which almost drove him crazy! And now she's changed her face—no, changed her head—and come to Brother Xian's livestream?]

[Masked Man in the Cornfield: Did you get plastic surgery after graduation? In Bailuo Province, plastic surgery is considered beautiful, who would have thought you'd be this pretty afterward! Even though I know you had plastic surgery, I still want to say, I'm in love!]

……

Longtime fans immediately recognized who Hana was, and new fans quickly found the answer in the comments section, bursting into laughter.

That's how people from Bailuo Province are. They always have to go on an online battle with people from other provinces. They claim that everything good originated from Bailuo Province. Even the Emperor got annoyed and directly ordered that all intangible cultural heritage applications from Bailuo Province be rejected.

This calmed the people of Bailuo Province down a bit, but they still couldn't stop their endless trash talk.

No one expected that Ye Xian, who had been so annoyed with her back then, would now invite her to the live stream.

"Here's a song called 'GEE' for everyone."

After greeting everyone, Hana walked to the center position.

"Ah~ Ah~ Let's GO"

"

Girl

Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby

... "

With its upbeat melody, unique crab leg dance, and the combination of several beautiful girls and the incredibly handsome Ye Xian, the live stream brought the song "GEE" from Girls' Generation on Earth to its fullest potential, quickly boosting the live stream's popularity to 500 million.

[Daily Chicken Management: So sweet! This song + this dance, I feel like I'm melting from sweetness.]

[The egg that was forcibly fried: Although it's the Bailuo dialect and I can't understand it very well, I still have an urge to stand up and dance with them!]

[There's always a silly son trying to harm his father: How can these young ladies be so beautiful? I'm really looking forward to seeing what dance Hasina from the Great Food Province will perform! The screen is filled with long legs, even Brother Xian's long legs are so sexy, I think I'm going to become gay!]

[A naturally gifted, green-skinned underachiever: Oh no! So many new songs and dances tonight! How can I be so happy? Am I dreaming?]

……

[Am I the only one single?: My god, is Brother Xian about to become a legend? How many new songs and dances has this already?]

[A straightforward person doesn't mince words: "Gokuraku Jodo," "Skibidi," "Burning Love," and "GEE"—four new songs, four songs in different dialects, covering Donghe Province, Shilian Province, Nanyin Province, and Bailu Province—all swept up in one fell swoop. This is practically a nuclear bomb cleanup by Brother Xian!]

[Guobaorou requests to join the battle: This is terrifying! After today, I reckon Brother Xian is really going to break into the top tier! Too bad, you have to win an award to get into the top tier, what kind of ridiculous rule is that!]

[The ultimate heartbreaker: In my heart, Brother Xian is already a top-tier star! I can foresee that tomorrow, Brother Xian will completely dominate all the rankings! I'm so lucky! I'm actually going to witness "Brother Xian's ascension to godhood"!]

……

The Sixth Princess looked at the stunningly beautiful young women on the screen, her eyes narrowing slightly. With her professional expertise, she immediately realized that these songs could definitely sweep across the entire Tang Dynasty, and perhaps even the world.

"Ye Xian, what are you doing?"

In the video, Ye Xian is dancing earnestly, even though the dances are clearly those of a girl group. He dances with utmost seriousness.

It is precisely this dedication that drives countless late-night snack enthusiasts crazy.

Pretty young ladies are pleasing to the eye.

The flamboyant and roguish Xian Ge is more pleasing to the eye!

It's important to know that the majority of Xian Ge's fans are female!

For female fans, whenever Brother Xian dances, no matter what he dances, he is captivating!

After finishing the energetic and invincible "GEE" performance, even with Ye Xian's strong stamina, he was a little out of breath.

Several beautiful girls were also covered in fragrant sweat. Hasna's veil was constantly being blown up by her panting breaths, occasionally revealing a corner of her pretty face, which excited many of the late-night snackers, who showered her with small gifts as if they were free.

Four songs, four dances.

Half an hour after the broadcast started, Ye Xian's live stream had 600 million concurrent viewers.

Ye Xian's total number of fans: 2975 million.

……

Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 5496 bottles

……

Ps2:

"Burning Love" is an interlude from the movie "On the Road of Love," and the song is included on the movie's soundtrack album "Mohabbatein."

"Gee," Girls' Generation. The nuclear weapon of mass destruction begins its cleanup!

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