I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 171 Brother Xian, you're definitely not from Haizhou! (Bonus Chapter 1 for Alliance Leader)

Ye Xian had barely uttered those words when he realized that they didn't exist in this world. He really hadn't intentionally copied ancient poems. After all, copying songs and famous works was enough for him. To go overboard by copying ancient poems to show off would be a bit much.

As someone who was expelled from university, I can say I have a talent for songwriting, but copying classical Chinese poems is a bit hard to explain. Now, when I copy "Dream of the Red Chamber," I only dare to copy the TV series version; I wouldn't dare to publish the original directly.

He's figured it out: bringing out the original would only cause trouble. He'll write his own version first, then put it aside and bring it out when the time is right.

So Ye Xian quickly changed the subject: "How about we talk about Sister Xiaoxiao's experiences? What are your feelings about acting over the years? Share them with everyone."

Liu Xiaoxiao perked up; this was the established procedure, and she had already prepared her speech. She began to recount her various hardships on set and the twists and turns before she became famous.

Jiang Tian quickly integrated into the group, while Li Xin and Duan Fei occasionally cracked jokes, and Ye Xian brewed tea in the center, constantly bringing up new topics.

The fireside chat quickly turned into everyone's favorite gossip time.

The guests sharing their experiences is a segment that many people enjoy, and the number of concurrent viewers in the live stream has remained at three million.

The night was deep, the campfire was burning, the charcoal stove was gradually dimming, and hot tea was being added continuously.

The conversation continued, but everyone was getting a little tired.

After Jiang Tian finished chatting about some gossip, Ye Xian leaned over to the live stream camera and said, "Everyone, today was incredibly fun! But sharing is caring, so let's move on to the part everyone's been waiting for—the live stream collaboration! Three fan slots available, are you all ready? Fans who want to sing together, type '666'!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

……

One carnival after another exploded into chaos.

[Liu Hongfei: Brother Xian, come check out my live stream! I can break a boulder with my chest!]

[Martial Arts Master: Brother Xian, please connect with our An'an on voice chat, he's working very hard!]

[Please call me Goddess: Ye Xian, connect with me on voice chat!]

……

Ye Xian was dumbfounded when he saw this fierce carnival. When did live streaming become so popular?

However, the reactions of the crowd were within his expectations. With three million online viewers, anyone who gets a live stream connection can gain a huge amount of traffic. This has prompted many smaller streamers to shower Ye Xian with gifts in his live stream, hoping to get a live stream connection.

Ye Xian was both amused and exasperated when he saw the goddess's carnival. What was the sixth princess of the Tang Dynasty doing here? He could only pretend not to see it and casually clicked to connect with her on the live stream.

"Hello!"

"Hello! Oh? It's Brother Xian! I've been chosen by Brother Xian!"

The live stream screen was split in two: Ye Xian was on the left, and a woman wearing a black veil was on the right.

[This humble Taoist priest only touches chrysanthemums: Wow, wow, wow, is this a woman from the Abbasid Caliphate?]

[This humble Taoist priest, whose Buddhist name is Kidney Deficiency, says: I heard that if someone sees their face, they have to marry that person?]

[82-year-old Fat Otaku's Happy Water: Brother Xian, last time it was a big battle between the Eastern Province, the Stone Union Province, and the Southern Indian Province. Are you going to provoke a new conflict this time?]

[Thunderbolt Troublemaker: Hahaha, I can't help but laugh when I think of those girls from last time, and that Dani Ha too, her name was hilarious.]

……

Ye Xian hadn't expected to connect with a woman from the Arabian Peninsula via livestream, but he had done many livestreams and met people from many different places, so he quickly greeted her with a smile.

"Hello, may I ask your name?"

"Hello, everyone. My name is Hasina, and I come from the Dashi Province."

The woman in the black veil had her face partially obscured, but her beautiful, large eyes captivated everyone; this ethereal beauty was the most alluring.

A beautiful woman wearing a bikini directly is nowhere near as exciting as accidentally exposing herself!

"Hello, Hasina, what song would you like to sing for everyone today? I'll accompany you on the instrument," Ye Xian said with a smile.

"We'll harmonize for you!" Jiang Tian and Liu Xiaoxiao waved and greeted them.

Everyone immediately became envious. Holy crap, having three second-tier celebrities accompany and sing for you! If it were you, you could brag about it for the rest of your life!

"I'm graduating soon, and I want to sing 'Goodbye' as a tribute to my mentor and classmates."

Hasna's accent was a little heavy, but no one had any trouble understanding her.

Ye Xian picked up the guitar: "Okay, let's go!"

Everyone thought that Hasina's accent was so heavy that she would have a hard time singing "Goodbye," but who knew that she could sing so clearly and accurately.

[Come on, brave warrior, have a bowl of Aunt Flo's drink: So, it's only our inland Tang dialect that's substandard?]

[A playful leg hair: Damn it, do these people from Donghe Province, Shilian Province, South India Province, and Dashi Province have to be so stubborn? You speak Chinese so fluently, how are we supposed to live?]

[Diapers are a bit expensive: Girl, lift your veil, and I'll treat you to a carnival!]

[Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person: Bullshit! You think a carnival will make girls from the Great Food Province lift their veils? Don't you know their toilets are made of gold?]

……

After the song ended, Hasina clasped her hands together in gratitude, and Ye Xian quickly returned the gesture, saying, "Thank you, Hasina. I remember that women in your Dashi Province aren't allowed to drink alcohol, right? So I can't bring you alcohol as usual. What kind of gift would you like, hmm, a reward?"

There are many taboos in the Arab world: you can't give gifts containing alcohol, you can't give old things, and you can't give gifts to women alone...

Hasna took a slight breath, causing her veil to flutter slightly, and the LSPs in the live stream howled in unison.

"Brother Xian, I don't know what I want either. How about you decide?"

Hasina is also a long-time fan of Ye Xian and knows that this segment is a regular part of the late-night karaoke party. However, women in Da Shi Province are generally reserved and cannot speak their minds directly, so she can only choose blind boxes.

Ye Xian patted his forehead, thankful he had read a lot of history books, otherwise he would have been exposed just now. Now that the blind box has time, he has enough time to prepare.

"Alright then, send me your address via private message, and I'll prepare a special reward for you! Everyone, please follow Hasina; she sings wonderfully!"

Almost made another mistake, Ye Xian quickly waved goodbye and started connecting with the next fan.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

……

Another carnival exploded into chaos.

Many people wanted to connect with Ye Xian via live stream for various reasons, but Ye Xian didn't make a specific choice and randomly selected one.

"Hello!"

"Oppa! Hello!"

Everyone was stunned; Brother Xian's luck was incredible.

Why do they keep connecting with people from border provinces?

Dong Hoa Province, Batu Pahat Province, South India Province, Da Shi Province, and now Bai La Province, should you join Thai and Vietnamese Province next?

Ye Xian was also puzzled. How could it be such a coincidence?

"Hello, what song are you going to sing today?"

"Oppa, my name is Hana. I'd like to hold off on singing for now. There's some talk going on in our province right now, and I'd like to ask what you think about it?"

The little girl from Bailu Province has small eyes and a chubby face; she looks completely natural and hasn't had any cosmetic surgery yet.

Girls in Pai Lo province generally have two relatively concentrated periods for cosmetic surgery: one is when they graduate from high school, and the other is before they graduate from university.

Seeing the other party's sincere expression, Ye Xian nodded and said, "Tell me."

Hena laughed and said, "Now, many people in Bailuo Province say, 'Brother Xian, you're not from Haizhou, you're from Bailuo Province.'"

"Hahaha!"

Jiang Tian, ​​Liu Piaopiao, Li Xin, Duan Fei, and others burst into laughter!

The live stream audience was in stitches.

[Straight to the dry road: You're right, Brother Xian, in the eyes of the people of Bailuo Province, you're definitely not from Haizhou!]

[Cute Machine: Not bad, Brother Xian, how could someone as outstanding as you be from Haizhou? Only a place as blessed with outstanding people and resources as Bailuo could give birth to a genius like you!]

[I'm not sleepy when I go to bed: I seriously suspect that Ye's father is from Bailuo Province!]

[The dark-colored peach: No, I suspect Ye Xian's ancestors were from Bailuo Province!]

……

P.S.: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 6323 bottles.

(End of this chapter)