I just want to sell products, but you're forcing me to perform talents.

Chapter 143 Is the Blind God of War finally going to make a move against Mother Qiu?

Cat Bro was completely taken aback. What does it mean to say, "It's okay for men to cry, it's not a sin?"

What's the meaning behind this?

How come I've never heard of it?

Cat Bro didn't read the rest of the text. Instead, he pulled up a chair next to Ye Xian and said, "Brother Xian, don't say anything more. This song can definitely suppress Liu Bohan's 'Farewell'."

"I listened to that song; it's definitely a mass-produced, assembly-line song!"

Ye Xian smiled but didn't reply. Instead, he pointed to the charcoal in the stove and said, "Brother Cat, do you know when the charcoal for grilling is at its hottest?"

"When?"

Cat Bro is a typical couch potato. His principle is that if he can order food, he will never cook; if he can make instant noodles, he will never add a single piece of pickled vegetable.

So when Brother Xian suddenly asked him when the charcoal fire for barbecuing was at its hottest, he was a little confused.

Aren't we talking about songs?

Please don't give me questions that are too difficult for elementary school students, okay?

Ye Xian continued, "The best time to grill meat is not when the charcoal fire is at its reddest, but after the flames have died down and a layer of ash has settled on it. This is because the oil dripping from the meat at this point will not reignite the flames."

Cat Bro immediately understood.

Xian Ge can't directly say anything bad about Liu Bohan, after all, he's a marketing blogger, who can know his character or whether he has any bottom line?

One should always be wary of others.

But then Brother Xian pointed out his own thoughts.

Liu Bohan seems to be very popular, but such popularity is only temporary; though the flames are bright, they don't last long.

Ye Xian was like smokeless charcoal covered in ash, harmless to humans and animals, yet able to radiate heat for a longer period of time.

Seeing that everyone had basically returned to normal, Ye Xian asked Sun Li to teach Cat Brother to practice "Victory Dance," while he himself began to direct Zhao Fen and the others to skewer meat and prepare ingredients for the evening's barbecue.

……

20: 00.

Ye Xian's family has a three-story house with a rooftop platform.

The live stream started on time.

Within 1 minutes, 2000 people flooded into the live stream.

Within 3 minutes, 10000 people flooded into the live stream.

Within 5 minutes, 30000 people flooded into the live stream.

The music starts.

Cat Bro, standing in the center, began to rub his hands together with a serious expression.

Behind her were Sun Li, Qiu Mama, Ding Zhan, and Qian Duoduo as backup dancers.

Ye Xian sat in the corner of the camera.

[Girl Juicer: Holy crap, what am I seeing? A giant bear dancing the victory dance?]

[Get out of here, I need to fart: What's going on? Why isn't it Brother Xian starting today?]

[A renowned poet: Brother Xian injured his leg! Is this Cat, the music streamer?]

[The Art of Juicing: This afternoon, Cat Bro said he was practicing dance with the group leader, and I didn't expect he actually did... Did he get it?]

……

Cat Bro finished his victory dance, panting heavily. Ye Xian quickly clapped to celebrate, trying hard not to lose control of his expression, but his twitching lips betrayed him.

[The female benefactor has been impregnated: Brother Xian, laugh out loud if you want, we won't tell Brother Cat.]

[Understanding Others' Clothes: Cat Bro, you're the only one among all these guests who ruined this victory dance.]

[Chrysanthemum's Three Wraths: No, Cat Bro, you've created a "New Dance of Victory"!]

[Love is so deep, legs naturally spread: Brother Xian, could we please not have the guests dance this next time?]

……

Cat Bro, oblivious to everyone's teasing, excitedly sat down next to Ye Xian: "Brother Xian, how was it? My hastily learned dance, wasn't it pretty good?"

Ye Xian nodded and said seriously, "I suggest you dance more in your live stream in the future. I think your fans will like it, and your follower count will increase quickly."

Cat was overjoyed and turned to look at the big screen, about to show off to everyone, but the frantic scrolling of the screen made his face fall instantly.

"Brother Xian, they say you lied to me!"

"Come on, brother, have some meat!"

"Brother Xian, they say you lied to me!"

"Hey bro, have a drink!"

"Brother Xian, they say you lied to me!"

"Come on, Sun Li, eat some meat!"

"Um?"

Cat Brother turned his head and saw Sun Li already sitting opposite the barbecue grill, showing off her meat like crazy.

"Commander, leave some for me."

Cat Bro no longer cared about everyone laughing at his dancing skills and quickly joined in the stunt of showing off his physique.

Ye Xian then turned to look at the live stream camera.

"Hey everyone, welcome to my live stream! I'm Ye Xian, and welcome our special guest—Cat Bro!"

"Everyone, please give Cat Bro a follow! Cat Bro has been helping me promote my songs ever since I released my first one."

Hereby, I solemnly declare on behalf of Cat Brother that I have never had any shady dealings with him! I haven't transferred a single penny to him! Well, except for the round-trip airfare for this trip.

Today wasn't a particularly auspicious time, but Cat Bro came anyway, so to express my gratitude, I'll make sure he serves me very well today!

"Enough with the chit-chat, let's get to the usual routine."

Ye Xian gestured to Sun Li to grill the meat, while he picked up his guitar. Cat Brother, who was standing next to him, forgot about his food and immediately grabbed his phone, laughing wildly as he showed it off to the live stream camera: "Hahaha, it's finally my turn! Aren't you jealous?"

[Living by the sea and loving to surf: This guy, I was just laughing at him, but now I'm actually envious!]

[This humble nun wants to borrow your beauty: Haha, is Brother Xian starting to harvest Liu Bohan's fans again?]

[A Thousand Miles a Day: Absolutely! In those two live streams, Brother Xian really pulled out all the stops!]

[Wishing you a healthy pregnancy: I feel like Liu Bohan's fans are about to explode with anger! And this song, "Goodbye," sounds so much better than Liu Bohan's "Farewell"!]

……

With over a dozen songs, from the latest "Goodbye" to the earliest "Take Me to Find Nightlife," from male to female voices, from erhu to piano, Ye Xian is never idle.

By the time Cat Brother was stuffed, Ye Xian had already successfully completed his mission and gained over 480 million followers.

Many of the Han family's soldiers were dumbfounded.

Damn, what kind of gameplay is this streamer doing?

Can't you see we're flooding the comments section?

Can't you see we're flooding the area with water?

Didn't you see we're all making fun of you?

Not responding is one thing, but how come you've gained tens of thousands more followers?

Don't we Han Family Army have any pride?

No, how come there are so many traitors in our Han family army?

However, Ye Xian had no interest in arguing with the Han family army. After singing and performing on musical instruments, he picked up a simplified version of "Dream of the Red Chamber" and started selling the book while lecturing on episode 15.

There was no graduation concert this time, so Han's army didn't go too far. They were still frantically posting on social media, but Ye Xian was chatting and laughing. He joked with Cat Brother while taking out various products from Qiu Ye Yan Xuan. There are now 15 kinds of products available for sale.

With such high traffic, most of the fans won't place orders, but it will still boost the popularity of the live stream, and casual fans will naturally place orders after they come in.

This kind of popularity can't be bought with money. Ye Xian isn't stupid; he's not going to use the Han Family Army as free traffic.

The Han family army was dumbfounded. If they didn't stay here, they felt like they couldn't swallow their anger.

If they stay here, not only will people ignore them, but they'll also keep consuming their own traffic.

Some fans defected, some couldn't resist placing orders, and many more casual fans came to like Ye Xian because of his talent.

Last time you could use a concert as an excuse to leave, but what about now?

It's hard to ride a tiger.

During the sales segment, Qiu Mama was naturally the main focus. Just as Qiu Mama was talking enthusiastically, Ye Xian suddenly gave Ding Zhan a wink, and then Ding Zhan took out a bouquet of flowers from behind his back in various ways.

[Daily Chicken Management: What's going on? Is the blind war god finally going to make a move on Aunt Qiu?]

[Three seconds later, a cold shoulder: Holy crap, this segment is thrilling! Ding Zhan isn't blind this time! Qiu's mom has both a great figure and stunning looks!]

[Drink this bowl of menstrual blood: The question is, does Aunt Qiu have a husband?]

[Top Scorer: What's there to be afraid of? It's overseas, isn't it? That's what makes it exciting!]

……

Amidst the astonished gazes of the crowd, Ding Zhan handed the flowers to Qiu's mother, who was also somewhat bewildered: "Old Ding, what are you doing?"

Ye Xian, Cat Brother, Sun Li, Qian Duoduo, and others suddenly picked up a firework each.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Fireworks exploded, and the group cheered together, "Happy Women's Day, Auntie!"

Autumn's mother then realized that today was March 8th.

Her eyes instantly reddened. As she took the bouquet, she scolded, "You scared me! I thought Old Ding was up to something."

Ding Zhan said with a wry smile, "It was supposed to be a good thing, but how come in your mouth it's like I'm some kind of despicable person!"

Everyone laughed.

Joyful laughter echoed throughout the live broadcast room.

It was transmitted into the night sky.

It was also shared with 10 viewers in the live stream.

……

Ps1: Today's Recap

Haizhou aged liquor inventory: 6506 bottles.

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PS2:

Regarding holidays like Women's Day and Labor Day, they are generally not canceled unless they have special significance. I will gradually complete the history of the Tang Dynasty. If these holidays are canceled, the sense of immersion will be very poor.

(End of this chapter)