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Chapter 123: Write a new song in minutes!!!

Chapter 124: Write a new song in ten minutes!!!

[My poop is ten meters long: What's going on? Is Brother Xian going to write a song?]

[Green Grassland Gang Leader: Are you going to show off on the spot? I give this a 99 out of 1, deducting one point because your show-off caught me a little off guard!]

[You're stepping on my leg hair: How do you know he's going to write a song? Who do you guys think he is? He can write a song in just a few minutes?]

[Peeing Three Feet into the Wind: Haha, some people, don't overdo it, or you'll fall flat on your face!]

……

The live stream chat was buzzing with excitement as everyone speculated about what Ye Xian was about to do.

At this point, the number of people watching the live stream simultaneously also exceeded 18.

Ye Xian walked to the piano and sat down. Qian Duoduo immediately took out her live-streaming camera and walked over. The three women also gathered around. When they saw Ye Xian close his eyes, they all held their breath.

"Is Ye Xian preparing to write this on the spot?"

Bai Jie stood in the distance, her almond-shaped eyes wide open. She had just finished discussing the song invitation with Ye Xian that afternoon, but hadn't had a chance to tell him specifically what type of song he wanted.

Judging from Ye Xian's current posture, it looks like he's about to show off his divine power in front of everyone!

I suspect so!

Ding Zhan was also somewhat uncertain. Although he knew that Ye Xian was exceptionally talented and brimming with talent, he had never heard of writing songs on the spot when invited to sing.

"Definitely!"

The only person who had the most confidence in Ye Xian was Qiu's mother, who was holding up her phone and filming the scene: "Our Ye Xian writes songs like it's nothing to him."

Bai Jie and Ding Zhan both rolled their eyes.

Sister, if you say that, how are all the famous lyricists and composers in the Tang Dynasty supposed to live?

We can't be too Versailles-like!

Can't we be so obvious about making sweeping generalizations?

"Clang clang~ clang~ clang"

Ye Xian tapped four notes on the piano keys, and when he was sure he hadn't made a mistake, he tapped them again in a loop, "clang~clang~clang".

Immediately, Ye Xian hummed a few notes, finding the tune in his memory. Gradually, Ye Xian's humming grew louder, and his piano playing became smoother and smoother.

"This piece of music..."

Jiang Tian was stunned. There was only one word to describe her feelings for Ye Xian right now—admiration.

It's only been a few minutes?

Surprisingly, he managed to play a smooth melody.

And this piece of music sounds really nice.

The script for our live stream is fake, but your live song composition is real!

You said you were just acting, why are you taking it for real?

Li Xin and Duan Fei clenched their fists excitedly, their phones trembling slightly, but they dared not make a sound to disturb Ye Xian's creative process.

After humming the song a few more times to make sure it was correct, Ye Xian waved to Aunt Qiu and said, "Auntie, get me a pen."

Before Qiu's mother could react, Ding Zhan had already taken out a pen and a small notebook from the inside pocket of his suit and handed them over.

Ye Xian leaned over the piano lid and began writing furiously with his head down.

The live-streaming camera, Li Xin and Duan Fei's phones, Qiu's mother's phone, and several other heads all crowded together.

[My wife's husband is so handsome: he wrote lyrics and composed music on the spot!? Impossible, absolutely impossible!]

[Wind blows, butt poop flies: This is definitely scripted. Who writes lyrics and composes music on the spot this fast?]

[Peeing Three Feet into the Wind: Are all agencies this shameless now? They dare to stage this kind of script?]

[Nothing's more popular than Aunt Flo: Everyone, is it possible that Brother Xian really wrote the lyrics and composed the music on the spot? Is there really such a thing as a genius in this world?]

……

[Time breeds rust: Holy crap, Xian-ge's writing is so smooth, he barely paused to think!]

[Top Scorer: What does that even mean? My god, Brother Xian, give the young heartthrobs a break!]

[Straight to the dry road: Although I'm a fan of Brother Xian, I still want to shout, "Awesome—" (voice cracks!)]

[Sassy and cheeky: Is this Ye Xian really that awesome? First time here, can someone give me a rundown?]

……

Everyone present, as well as those in the live stream, was stunned. Even the gift-giving stopped at that moment.

Ye Xian wrote over a hundred words, along with the musical score, in five or six minutes. After checking, he found no mistakes or typos.

Nodding in satisfaction, Ye Xian sat back down at the piano.

"Are they going to sing?"

Jiang Tian felt that today's experience had completely overturned her understanding. How could it have only taken a few minutes? Ten minutes?

You've finished both the lyrics and the music?

Am I dreaming?

"The typhoon organ in the classroom, tinkling and tinkling."

Ye Xian tested the sound; the melody was correct, the lyrics were correct, and his voice was in good condition. Then, he firmly pressed the four notes.

"Clang clang~ clang~ clang"

The typhoon organ in the classroom tinkled and tinkled.

Your voice and movements were always very soft when you confessed your love.

I smiled as I watched you turn and leave after delivering the letter.

I like your neat handwriting and your caring words.

... "

The moment the voice rang out, everyone was shocked once again!

Damn it, you're using a female voice right away? Are you trying to kill us?

The song has very low bass notes and very high treble notes, with a particularly wide vocal range. Ye Xian's clear voice, ranging from gentle to soaring, seems to be constantly cleansing everyone's soul.

[Selling pigs for profit: Holy crap, so ears really can get pregnant! I strongly recommend everyone wear headphones to listen.]

[Having learned my lesson in the cornfield: Brother Xian, let's change into women's clothes, otherwise this mismatch is driving me crazy!]

[Love is so deep, legs naturally part: Brother Xian, let's go to the Thai-Vietnamese border. I feel like after you get cured, you won't have to use a female voice so much anymore.]

[Handsome Dad: Ahhh, why am I, a man, in love with Xian Ge's female voice?! I'm gay!]

……

[All the good names have been given by dogs: Am I the only one who thinks this song is really good?]

[This is absolutely awful! It's more than just good; it's going to crush all the songs on the charts!]

[Boiled Mermaid: Just kidding, right now, Brother Xian occupies 5 out of the top 10 spots on the trending list!]

[Masked Man in the Cornfield: Brother Xian, I'm a fan for life! I thought it was scripted before, but this time I'm truly convinced!]

……

Jiang Tian, who had professional singing training, immediately recognized that Ye Xian was using a low-to-mid range vocal style to sing a slow R&B song. The song was very difficult, but also very catchy.

"Buy trending topics! Buy me trending topics!"

Bai Jie immediately grabbed her phone and called her assistant: "Make a video clip of the live stream just now. Buy trending topics, buy trending searches. Tian Tian and Ye Xian are definitely going to be a sensation this time! Keep an eye on all the previous trending topics too! Don't let your guard down on any of them!"

Ding Zhan quickly picked up his phone and called his media friends. He knew better than anyone how important this opportunity was to Ye Xian.

If Ye Xian and Jiang Tian's collaboration on the "72 Transformations" dance was only a hit on Kuaishou (a Chinese short video platform), and Jiang Tian's appearance on a live stream was just a minor topic, then the current "10-minute original song" can definitely be called a memorable moment!

In the future, whenever Jiang Tian is mentioned, people will tell her the story of how she managed to get a good song in just ten minutes!

Ye Xian's ten-minute composition and lyrics writing will also be made into a record, a famous scene.

This is a famous scene that musicians will talk about.

It's a memorable scene that will be remembered by countless fans.

It's still a famous scene that will be brought up countless times by marketing accounts.

After listening to the first half of the song, Ding Zhan, with his musical talent, years of experience as a manager, and trust in Ye Xian's past works, knew that this song could definitely top the charts with a little effort!

What does marketing require?

story!

As long as there's a story, even the worst song can be elevated to its highest level!

They composed lyrics and music on the spot, completing a song in ten minutes.

Isn't this story explosive?

It's absolutely devastating!

Bai Jie and Ding Zhan, almost simultaneously, with trembling hands and excited voices, contacted every media outlet they could reach.

Footage of the scene was quickly disseminated.

Quietly.

The number of people watching the live stream at the same time was 23.

……

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