Fairy Tail: I was transported to the wrong world and became a pirate

The next day, Hughes, looking righteous, sat in a corner of the guild. There was not a single piece of meat on the table in front of him; it was all vegetarian.

Hughes vowed that from now on, whenever he encountered a mage who used transformation magic, scent magic, or charm magic, regardless of age or gender, he would beat them up first.

Damn it, how alluring Lady Yaslian was last night, half-concealing her face and half-revealing her allure, how utterly powerless he became when she finally transformed into Aslan in front of him!

I've made up my mind. From today onwards, I will abstain from alcohol, meat, sex, and women.

"Hey! Hughes, I heard you spent the night with Mrs. Yaslinn last night?"

"Yes, Hughes, you're quite the ladies' man! Lady Yaslin is an absolute beauty!"

Hughes silently plugged his ears, muttering to himself, "It's all turtles, it's all turtles yelling, it's all turtles yelling!"

Wakaba and the others, who had come early specifically to see the joke, laughed even harder when they saw Hughes's appearance. Wasn't he just a carbon copy of Macao?

After that night, Macao sat in a corner of the guild for three days, questioning the meaning of life for those three days.

Hughes glanced at Wakaba and Macao, who were laughing the loudest. With those two acting like that, it's no wonder their marriages were unhappy later on.

"Hey, stop making fun of Hughes, even though he really is hilarious!"

Lisanna, who had been specially brought by Mira, was so frustrated that the veins around her eyes were bulging. She had seen that Hughes hadn't come home last night and was planning to go to the guild to look for him.

Mira stopped her and told her some things that were not suitable for children. This morning, Lisanna deliberately didn't eat too much, for fear of laughing herself to death.

Hughes picked up a piece of clothing that someone had taken off from the ground and threw it at her face: "You precocious little brat, get the hell out of here!"

As a growing crowd of onlookers gathered, Hughes burst into flames, shooing them away: "You get the hell out of here too!"

"Damn it, stop squeezing! Who spilled this sticky white liquid on my clothes? And it smells!"

"Ah! My leftover soy milk!"

Everyone: ∑(゜д゜lll)

Everyone quickly dispersed, leaving only Macao and Wakaba in the spotlight, and everyone looked at them closely.

Macao was indeed splashed with a lot of unidentified liquid, and Wakaba did have a cup of soy milk in his hand.

"You two better speak clearly next time, you bastards!"

"What a false alarm! What a false alarm!"

"Look closely, the measurement is wrong!" Hughes, now transformed into Sherlock Holmes, pushed up his ethereal glasses and pointed to the ground.

There was also a pool of unidentified liquid there.

"According to Newton's laws, this amount far exceeds the volume of the cup in Wakaba's hand, and the color of the unidentified liquid on Macao's clothes is also lighter than the remaining soy milk in Wakaba's cup."

"So..." Shuster deliberately raised his voice, "There's only one truth!"

"That is... I don't know either!"

"You're analyzing your mother's *****!"

"Macao is issuing this warning: swearing is prohibited in the guild!"

Seeing the crowd erupt into chaos again, hurling insults at each other, Hughes clapped his hands and stepped out of the crowd.

Yes, the unidentified liquid on Macao was poured on him; it was a brand new drink made from fresh soy milk and salad dressing.

Hughes had just invented it, tried a sip, and then poured it all over Macao's clothes.

It's not good... but it's delicious! Everyone should try it, it's super sweet!

"Mira, get me a steak, in your name, okay? You can eat it for free at the guild."

The decision to abstain from alcohol, meat, and women was made by Hughes just now, and has nothing to do with the current Hughes!

Sitting at the bar, enjoying the steak Mira had cut for him and the drink she had poured for him, while occasionally glancing at the battlefield behind him, Hughes felt that life was pretty good.

"Mira, let's take on another commission today!"

Mira nodded. Yes, they should earn more money. Magnolia is a bustling town with high prices.

She needs to save more money to support Elfman and Lisanna.

"By the way, Mira, did we forget something?" Hughes looked at the steak on the plate, feeling like he had overlooked something very important.

"The money isn't lost, it's on me!"

"That's alright then. Eat, eat more. You're as thin as a sheet of paper right now. You need to eat more to get a curvy figure."

Mira glanced down and retorted immediately, "My figure is normal right now!"

Mira, head bowed, remained silent for a moment before abruptly asking, "Does it have to be the same size as Aslan?"

Hughes nearly spat out the steak he was eating, then turned and punched her on the head: "You precocious brat, eat your food, and don't mention that transvestite again!"

"oh!"

......

After finishing his meal, Hughes found a corner to rest. Last night had been too thrilling, so much so that he was left alone in his room... alone in the guild.

He's feeling sleepy now, so he plans to take a nap and then go make some money.

"Oh! I'm such a good man!" Hughes exclaimed, falling asleep in one second and waking up in the next.

"Damn it! Can you guys please stop making so much noise!"

"Hughes, come quick! Natsu has found a dragon egg!"

Hughes looked up and saw Natsu showing off the egg with the blue pattern engraved on it. So, today was the day Natsu discovered Happy?

Yes, the egg didn't contain a dragon or a chicken, but a cat, a blue one with wings.

Blue...cat...!

Oh no, my mission!!

Hughes' eyes widened suddenly. Where was his blue-nosed raccoon dog—no, where was his Chopper?

Like a mad dog, Hughes darted out from the corner and grabbed Mira, his expression urgent: "Mira, where's my cat?"

Mira, feigning ignorance, frowned, pondered for a moment, then shook her head: "I don't know either!"

"Oh no! This is bad, it's probably still at the Aslian family's place!" Hughes clasped his hands together: "Please, Mira, go and get it back for me."

Even if Hughes had a lot of guts, he wouldn't dare approach within ten meters of Aslian, let alone go to his house.

"I've found it, but you have to grant me one request!"

"Ten are fine!" Hughes patted his chest and said decisively.

Mi stretched out her little finger and made a pinky promise with Hughes. She then turned around and pulled out a cage from behind the bar, inside which a blue-nosed raccoon was sleeping soundly.

Hughes looked at Mira calmly; he needed an explanation.

Damn it, there's not a single good person in this other world; they're here to deceive and bully a mental patient like him!

"You forgot it outside the guild! I didn't bring it in yesterday, and someone took it!"

"I don't need ten conditions, just one is enough, and I promise it won't be any random requests!" Mira said with a sweet smile, her bright eyes narrowing.

Hughes accepted the cage Mira handed him and nodded helplessly.

He was a little confused. Wasn't Mira only becoming cunning after she grew up? At this age, she should be at odds with Erza.

But he never saw them, and the two of them spoke very little.