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Chapter 89 Little Yang Ying, How laughable!
Chapter 89 Little Yang Ying, How laughable!
At night, Leifeng Pagoda stands proudly under the night sky, shrouded in a hazy black veil.
In the bright, warm yellow light.
Several pretty girls stood on either side, each holding a covered bouquet of flowers, as if waiting for someone.
At this moment, a figure with a pine-like posture appeared from the corner of the steps, slowly stepping down the stairs and landing on the platform.
The camera captured his crisp, clean suit trousers without a single wrinkle.
The camera suddenly shifted and focused on the women.
Upon seeing the newcomer, they all showed excited expressions and could no longer contain themselves. They ran forward, surrounded the figure, and presented the covered bouquet of flowers.
The camera focused on the bouquet of flowers that had been covered up.
As the figure accepted the bouquet, the camera suddenly focused on a handsome face wearing glasses, with a gentle and refined demeanor that seemed almost surreal.
The man's long, slender, bony hands lifted the cloth covering the flowers.
Instead of the red flowers I had imagined, there were white houttuynia cordata flowers with roots growing out of them.
Jiang Yuan broke off a section of the root, ate some herself, and didn't forget to share it with them.
The girls ate eagerly, their eyes fixed on his profile in a daze.
But as he chewed, his eyebrows involuntarily furrowed together.
Yet he still couldn't bear to spit it out, and couldn't bear to look away.
Following the girls' gaze, the camera focused on Jiang Yuan's incredibly handsome and gentle face.
[Succubus Male Agent - Jiang Yuan.]
"Brother Jiang, is this okay?"
Lu Hao showed Jiang Yuan the shooting results, "If it's not good, we can reshoot."
"That's fine."
Jiang Yuan waved her hand, saying that this entrance scene was not important.
The original plan of the program team was to present him as a handsome, academically gifted special agent amidst a riot of beautiful girls.
Jiang Yuan refused. What the hell? A pretty boy, academic genius, and secret agent?
Jiang Yuan felt that she wasn't aloof; she was usually quite abstract.
You can't come on a variety show with an idol image in mind, otherwise you're just being pretentious.
The Running Man production team was moved and immediately changed the design to an abstract one, replacing it with houttuynia cordata flowers, as Jiang Yuan requested.
But wanting to highlight Jiang Yuan's character, they changed it to this.
"Isn't this succubus a bit too awkward? Can we change it, Director Lu?"
Jiang Yuan pointed to his own introduction, feeling like he was going to die if it was edited like that.
"I think he's very handsome. This introduction is great!"
Yang Ying leaned in front of the camera and looked at Jiang Yuan's footage repeatedly, saying, "It's about the same as mine. If you think yours is awkward, doesn't that mean yours is awkward too? Chao Ge is supposed to be a charismatic leader, but he's even more awkward than the two of us."
"Hey, hey, hey, aren't I the real charismatic leader?" Deng Chao feigned displeasure.
Lu Hao explained to Jiang Yuan, "Brother Jiang, this is a spy theme, so the houttuynia cordata flowers are quite interesting. And your appearance also needs to convey to the audience that you are a highly attractive spy who can make these girls who hate houttuynia cordata eat it, so this kind of introduction is better."
Chen He said enviously, "Brother Jiang, do you even know how to play? If not, let me do it. I'm a succubus pro."
"You should just keep playing with your water gun, why are you even doing this to a succubus?" Wang Zulan complained.
"Then you should just keep wearing your women's clothes," Chen He said gloatingly.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yuan thought of how Wang Zulan had gone all out, even dressing in women's clothing.
He couldn't say anything more; it was just an introduction.
Jiang Yuan was the third person to take the picture.
In front of him.
Charismatic Leader – Deng Chao
I am Wang Baoqiang from Shaolin Temple.
The two biggest stars have already finished filming.
Wang Baoqiang also performed a martial arts scene, defeating the enemy.
After Jiang Yuan finished filming, it was Chen He's turn.
Chen He, armed with a water gun, pretended to be a sharpshooter and used it to shoot down the enemy.
Chen He, the legendary water gun expert.
Li Cheng then rode a motorcycle and coolly smashed a fake foam wall.
Li Cheng, a man as free as the wind.
Finally, it's Wang Zulan's turn.
I went up a flight of stairs, changed into several outfits, including some truly appalling women's clothing.
The ever-changing genius—Wang Zulan.
After watching the male members' entrance, Jiang Yuan was immediately glad that she had changed the flowers to houttuynia cordata.
Everyone except Li Cheng went for the abstract style; how could we do without him?
Yang Ying arrived in a car, dressed in a tight black leather outfit, and crawled forward amidst green lasers.
Enchanting female warrior—Angelababy.
Jiang Yuan frowned, wondering why he wasn't a seductive male agent. Mo Mei finished filming her entrance.
"Does this outfit look good on me?"
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was watching, Yang Ying asked Jiang Yuan with a smile, in a tone that resembled a girl casually asking a colleague about her outfit.
If she doesn't consciously straighten her chest and pull in her stomach, and she's still spinning around...
"Didn't Director Lu tell you to go and change? We still need to record the scene where the mission is announced later."
Jiang Yuan didn't answer; he still had a sense of boundaries.
He would praise Yang Ying for her normal clothes, but this outfit was all black.
Should I praise her tight-fitting figure? Like something out of an investigator series?
"Okay, I'll go change now."
Yang Ying suppressed her smile, nodded, and without saying anything more, turned around to change her clothes.
Unnoticed by Yang Ying, Jingjing whispered to Jiang Yuan, "Brother Yuan, isn't Sister Baby dating Huang Xiaoming?"
"yes."
"Then why is she still like this—" Jingjing hesitated, finding it difficult to speak.
"Lacks a sense of propriety?"
The concept of boundaries doesn't exist yet.
"Mmm." Jingjing nodded quickly.
Jiang Yuan stroked her chin: "Maybe they thought we were familiar?"
"She already knew Li Cheng and Chen He, and they were even from the same company, but she didn't act like this."
"Then I don't know."
Jiang Yuan smiled and tapped Jingjing's head. "Alright, she has no sense of propriety, but I do."
Jiang Yuan wasn't very interested in Yang Ying.
Even Chiang Kai-shek's heart could withstand it.
Little Yang Ying, how laughable!
Twenty minutes later.
Jiang Yuan and the members entered a space inside Leifeng Pagoda.
Except for Yang Ying, whose outfit was unsuitable for continuing filming, everyone else maintained their appearance as much as possible.
"Wow, the production team has even prepared some nice drinks for us."
Jiang Yuan stared at the cocktails poured on the table, her expression indescribable.
He then remembered that the initial sponsor of Running Man was RI0 cocktails, before Anmuxi even existed.
"This GG was beaten fairly and squarely," Deng Chao laughed.
"Still just alcohol, are you just going to drink it all dry?" Jiang Yuan glanced at the bottle.
Wearing a dress and high heels, Yang Ying echoed Jiang Yuan, "Indeed, the production team is too inconsiderate; I can't drink too much."
"This segment cannot be broadcast," came Lu Hao's cold voice.
"Ha ha."
Everyone burst out laughing.
Jiang Yuan casually said to Lu Hao, "Director Lu, sometimes it's actually quite interesting to let the members' complaints out."
"Brother Jiang is right, but we can't mess around with the sponsors."
Lu Hao smiled wryly, "We want the product placement to be as natural as possible in our program. We'll see if it's appropriate to edit it in after filming is complete."
Jiang Yuan nodded, acknowledging that caution was indeed necessary when it came to sponsors.
I've heard that some artists' performances have offended sponsors, who have demanded that the show replace them.
Next.
Jiang Yuan and the others followed the instructions of the production team, raised their glasses, clinked them together, and took a small sip.
They quickly put that aside, pretending they hadn't drunk it, and just gave it a shot.
Let's begin.
Looking at the box covered with a yellow cloth, Deng Chao solemnly said, "Comrades, we are here to escort the treasure."
"You're only telling me now?"
Wang Zulan laughed out loud, trying to liven up the atmosphere.
"Why didn't you say so sooner? That's the most important thing."
Chen He also laughed and started to liven up the atmosphere.
But it's actually quite awkward.
Because it wasn't funny, and it felt abrupt and disjointed from the previous conversation.
In addition, many of the people in the room were recording this kind of variety show for the first time, and it wasn't a game segment.
Li Cheng and Wang Baoqiang had no idea what to do.
Yang Ying smiled along with the atmosphere.
Jiang Yuan pushed up his black-rimmed glasses and watched the scene with great interest.
Is this what recording a variety show is like?
"This box is covered with a cloth, and it looks familiar," Jiang Yuan said casually.
"How so?"
Deng Chao, who was originally about to awkwardly lift the yellow cloth, asked upon hearing this.
"The houttuynia cordata flower that I appeared before was also covered with a cloth, and now this is happening again."
Jiang Yuan complained to the production team, "The production team has some originality. It's only been a few minutes and they've already replicated it. Be careful, the audience will criticize you for making a shoddy production."
After Jiang Yuan finished speaking, she looked at the camera and said innocently, "Viewers, if you blame the production team, don't blame me, okay?"
Yang Ying covered her mouth and laughed, "You can't blame me. I didn't know anything about it and just stood by Xiao Yuan's side the whole time. I was completely innocent."
"Then I—" Deng Chao tried to open his mouth.
Jiang Yuan quickly said, "Brother Chao, you're the captain, you're not innocent."
Everyone burst into laughter.
The atmosphere gradually improved because the transition to the task had been abrupt and unexpected.
If we focus on the box first, it won't seem abrupt.
Chen He pointed to the black-rimmed glasses on Jiang Yuan's nose and said, "No wonder Brother Jiang was so sharp today. It turns out he was wearing glasses, which helped him focus his vision and made his eyesight clearer."
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"There are no lenses at all, it's just an empty frame," Wang Zulan pointed out the error.
"Does it focus vision?"
Jiang Yuan feigned envy, "Damn it, Brother He, you're going to win the Nobel Prize!"
Everyone burst out laughing; they hadn't expected Jiang Yuan to be so funny.
Lu Hao was also quite surprised to see this scene, not expecting Jiang Yuan to be so unconcerned about her image.
But this is a good thing; it makes the show more entertaining.
"When Chen He wins the Nobel Prize, remember to treat everyone to a meal."
Deng Chao said in a serious tone, "Or you can just send it to me, the team leader."
"What is Brother Chao up to?"
Li Cheng felt he had to speak up, and knowing he wouldn't be entertaining enough, he turned to Jiang Yuan, who was more entertaining.
"He's trying to line his own pockets," Jiang Yuan said.
Everyone burst into laughter again.
That wasn't all. Jiang Yuan added, "Brother Chen, when you take Brother Chao's captaincy, I'll definitely stand by you—"
Li Cheng exclaimed in surprise, "You're going to stand by me and support me?"
"I'll stand next to you and watch Chao Ge tear you apart."
Standing next to Jiang Yuan, Yang Ying suddenly asked, "And then?"
"Then we will proceed slowly and wait for the right opportunity to seize the captain's position and reap the benefits."
Jiang Yuan finished speaking subconsciously, then looked at Yang Ying with a shocked expression, "Sister Baby, you tricked me into telling this."
Yang Ying said in a serious tone, "Xiao Yuan, if you come out to choose a leader, your sister will definitely support you."
"I've only been captain for a few minutes, and they already want to step me down? And I'm the oldest among the brothers."
Li Cheng felt as if he had been stabbed, and he felt utterly hopeless.
After being heartbroken over Li Cheng, Deng then became heartbroken over Jiang Yuan: "And the youngest member of the group, Jiang Yuan, also wants to seize power."
"And baby, you're way too addicted to Hong Kong movies. The bigwigs are here. As the team leader, I can only take care of a few of you."
Everyone burst out laughing.
Wang Zulan laughed and said, "We Hong Kong Islanders grew up watching Hong Kong Island movies."
"You still have empty-framed glasses?"
Wang Baoqiang also perked up, looking at Jiang Yuan's glasses, "I didn't even know he wore frameless glasses until you guys pointed it out, but isn't Brother Jiang not nearsighted? Did I remember wrong?"
"Brother Qiang, if you remember correctly, my eyesight is 5.3," Jiang Yuan said.
"Then why are you wearing open-rimmed glasses today?"
"Wearing empty-framed glasses is, of course, for show—"
Jiang Yuan pushed up his black-rimmed glasses and changed his tune, saying, "To appear cultured, the production team wanted me to be more refined."
Everyone suppressed their laughter, realizing that Jiang Yuan was trying to show off by not saying what he wanted to say.
"Okay, now let's lift the yellow cloth together and see what's inside the box."
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The atmosphere became increasingly pleasant, and Deng Chao gestured for everyone to uncover the yellow cloth together.
Everyone pitched in.
After the yellow cloth was removed, there was a transparent glass cover.
At the bottom is a card.
Jiang Yuan said speechlessly, "This is practically taking your pants off—"
Chen He: "Bullshit."
Wang Zulan: "This is unnecessary."
"I bet on it," Jiang Yuan said confidently.
"How so?" Yang Ying asked with a smile.
"The production team will definitely show us the scene of us removing the yellow cloth, using various top and bottom angles, and close-ups of each of our faces to create a shock and pad the runtime."
Jiang Yuan waved to the crowd, "Are you all shocked?"
Chen He boldly spoke up: "Being shocked is like being a fool."
Everyone burst into laughter.
Lu Hao's voice came through: "Don't worry, Brother Jiang, your chat was very interesting just now, so we definitely won't need to pad the runtime this time."
Everyone laughed again.
Deng Chao removed the glass cover, and Wang Baoqiang took out the card.
Everyone stared at the information on the card.
[Please arrive at West Lake Cultural Square at 6:00 AM tomorrow.]
This time, Wang Baoqiang and Li Cheng didn't look at the card, but laughed loudly and awkwardly.
The Running Man show was indeed awkward at the beginning; for the sake of the show's effect, they even made people laugh awkwardly at the information cards.
What's so funny?
It must have been tough on Baoqiang and Li Cheng.
Everyone gathered around the card and exchanged a few words.
A monitor in front of me suddenly lit up.
A figure appeared, sitting in the dim light, and said, "Fellow Running Man members, I'm very sorry, you're too late. The treasure, the White Snake, which I entrusted to you for protection and relocation, has been stolen. As long as you follow the clues in the Legend of the White Snake, you can find the legendary treasure. You should have already seen the White Snake clue card left at the scene; it will tell you the next location to go—"
"Important Reminder: During the treasure hunt, you can only obtain new White Snake Clue Cards and new clues by completing the corresponding challenges, so please do your best to win every mission."
"In addition, I have specially arranged for two agents to come and assist you in completing the treasure hunt."
As soon as the mysterious man finished speaking, two girls suddenly came up the stairs below.
Wow!
Jiang Yuan took the lead in speaking up, and everyone chimed in.
Jiang Yuan ignored Masu at the front and focused her gaze on the girl at the back.
Yang Chaoyue smiled brightly and waved to Jiang Yuan.
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