Sword Tomb wields his sword a billion times, to marry Li Hanyi!

"snort!"

"What's so funny!?"

"This is what I call 'being poor but determined, and never abandoning my lofty aspirations'!"

Seeing Xiao Hanyi laughing at him, her face beaming with joy, Li Jianyi just blurted out something.

"Hehehe...it's just funny..." Xiao Hanyi playfully stuck out her little tongue.

Then, pulling Li Jianyi's arm, she walked towards the cave entrance: "Yiyi, shall we go out and play shuttlecock?"

"I refuse!"

"Woman, you're pushing the limits of a swordsmanship genius!"

"I, Li Jian, only play with swords!"

Li Jian stood as still as a rock, letting Xiao Hanyi pull his arm without moving.

"Yi-yi, you know that a turtle doesn't move at all?"

Seeing Li Jianyi standing motionless, Xiao Hanyi panted angrily, looking quite adorable.

"Standing like a bell, sitting like a pine tree! What turtle can do that!?"

Li Jianyi, with a small sugar figurine in his mouth, mumbled his doubts.

"I don't care! Yiyi, you just promised me you'd play with me!"

A real man doesn't go back on his word.

Xiao Hanyi was so angry that she went forward again and grabbed Li Jianyi's arm, trying to pull him out of the cave.

however,

Li Jianyi, however, said with a serious expression: "What do you mean by not keeping your word?"

I've only ever heard the saying, "A true man is born between heaven and earth; how can he remain subservient to others for long?"

"Ah~ I don't care~ Yi Yi, you've almost finished eating that little sugar figurine, you have to play with me!"

Otherwise, I'll go and complain to Grandpa! I'll tell Dad and Mom!

Seeing that she couldn't argue with Li Jianyi or move him, Xiao Hanyi used her cute but fierce manner to coerce her grandfather, father, and mother into ordering Jianyi to her advantage.

"Go ahead, I, Li Jian, am someone who only responds to kindness, not force!"

Li Jianyi remained calm and fearless.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Hanyi's dark, bright eyes suddenly lit up.

She completely changed from her previous dragging and domineering manner to that of a gentle and considerate young lady, her slender hands wrapping around Li Jianyi's waist.

Then, she pressed herself against Li Jianyi's chest, her breath sweet and delicate: "Brother Yi, dear brother, will you play with Hanyi for a while?"

Li Jianyi: "⊙▽⊙"

good good!

It was one thing to tempt and seduce me with noodles, but now you're trying to seduce me with your body?!

Do you really think you can seduce me, Li Jianyi, so easily?!

Li Jianyi looked at the petite and delicate Xiao Hanyi, who was clinging tightly to his chest, and ignored her completely. He closed his eyes and chanted, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form!"

Form is emptiness, emptiness is form!

Form is emptiness...

Xiao Hanyi: "(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻"

You're really something! You won't listen to reason, will you?!

If I use both soft and hard tactics, how will you respond?!

Xiao Hanyi flipped the table, then tenderly hugged Li Jianyi's waist while pinching his waist hard with her slender hands.

Then, with the gentlest, most considerate, and most harmless gaze, she looked at Li Jianyi: "Yiyi, are you really not going to play with Hanyi?"

"hiss--!"

"Hanyi, stop pinching my kidneys!"

Li Jianyi felt the flesh of his kidneys being twisted into various shapes by Han Yi, and he almost spat out the little sugar figurine in his mouth from the pain.

"Then, good brother, would you like to play with Hanyi?" Little Hanyi raised her head, squinted her eyes and smiled, but her hands moved even more frequently.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh—!"

As Xiao Hanyi's movements became increasingly violent, Li Jianyi cried out in pain!

finally,

Under Xiao Hanyi's combined coercion and persuasion, Li Jianyi had no choice but to give in and say, "Okay, okay, I'll play with you, Hanyi, please stop pinching my waist!"

"Hehe, that's a good baby!"

Xiao Hanyi smiled happily, holding Li Jianyi's little hand, and stopped making any more moves.

however,

It was at this moment that Lei Mengsha, who had been severely taught a lesson by Li Suwang, arrived outside the cave.

When he saw his little darling hugging Li Jianyi's waist so intimately, his eyes widened like saucers!

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"None of you are allowed to move!"

At this moment, Lei Mengsha, who was already jealous of her daughter, was so jealous that she was furious.

Lei Meng hurriedly walked over to Li Jianyi and Xiao Hanyi, who were still embracing each other and motionless, and separated them with a single blow.

Then, in a serious tone, he said to the two of them, "Hanyi, what kind of behavior is it for a lone man and woman to be embracing like this?!"

"Also, Little Sword Maniac, you are your Aunt Li's junior brother! That is, Little Hanyi's senior uncle!"

Someone of your seniority, don't you know how to avoid suspicion?

You two are uncle and nephew, how can you hug each other so intimately?!

"Yes, Uncle Lei is right!"

Li Jianyi listened to Lei Mengsha's lecture and nodded seriously.

Then, looking at Xiao Hanyi beside him, he said, "Hanyi, listen to Uncle Lei, I'm going to practice my sword now! You should leave with Uncle Lei too!"

Little Hanyi: "???"

"No, you already promised to play with me! You can't go back on your word!" Xiao Hanyi was getting anxious. She had finally managed to coax Li Jianyi into playing with her.

And then her simple-minded, silly father ruined her plans?!

Thinking about this, Xiao Hanyi became angrier and angrier!

He shoved Lei Mengsha and headed out of the cave, shouting, "Daddy, go away! I want to play with Yi Yi!"

"What are you playing at?! Hanyi, are you confused?! Little Sword Maniac is your martial uncle!"

Lei Mengsha, who was pushed out of the cave, was filled with jealousy.

This little darling is willing to play with Li Jian, whom she barely sees a few times a year, but won't let her father play with her!?

"Hmph! Daddy, you're the one who's confused!" Xiao Hanyi pouted unhappily.

"Father isn't confused! Father is thinking of you, Hanyi! You can't be kidnapped by someone else at such a young age! Father hasn't spoiled you enough yet!" Lei Mengsha said with a worried expression.

"I don't want Daddy to spoil me!"

"Father, if you dare to ruin my plans again, I'll make Uncle Yi call you father-in-law in two years!" Seeing that Lei Mengsha still hadn't left, Xiao Hanyi directly grabbed Li Jianyi to command Lei Mengsha.

Upon hearing the words "father-in-law," Lei Mengsha felt as if struck by lightning, and silently clenched his fists.

Originally intending to take Xiao Hanyi away with the strongest possible stance, he suddenly recalled the image of Li Jianyi calling him "Father-in-law"!

In an instant, he regained consciousness!

"Alright, alright, Father, I'm leaving now. Hanyi, you absolutely mustn't let Little Sword Maniac call Father-in-law!"

"Father is timid and can't handle such stimulation!" Lei Meng was terrified and hurriedly retreated while giving him earnest advice.

"I know, I know! Daddy, you talk too much!" Xiao Hanyi wrinkled her nose slightly, looking quite adorable.

After Lei Mengsha was chased away, she walked back into the cave with anticipation.

.........