Naruto: I, Naruto, started with the Rinnegan

Kakashi put away the "Make-Out Paradise" app and came over to explain, "Konoha ninjas cannot become robbers; it would tarnish Konoha's hard-won reputation. The Transformation Technique can provide some concealment..."

The transformation technique isn't actually the key point.

If Zabuza, a rogue ninja, hadn't offered to do it for him, Kakashi would never have agreed to let his student rob someone.

Transformation magic won't work either!

"It's easy for ninjas to rob ordinary people, but what happens after that... If every ninja goes on a robbery, who will produce the goods...?"

Nobody's stupid enough to deliberately produce supplies for others to steal.

Ordinary people can't beat ninjas and have no way to resist, so they can only give up and drag everyone in the ninja world into an endless abyss of darkness.

After a pause, Kakashi said solemnly, "Especially for us as Konoha ninja..."

"Okay, okay, stop with the nonsense. Just don't steal next time."

Sasuke waved his hand impatiently, interrupting Kakashi's incessant chatter.

There are no greedy people in the Uchiha clan. This robbery was only because Naruto needed him to use his Sharingan to hypnotize Gato.

That's it.

.........

"Here you go, a million dollars as hush money... Everyone gets one."

Naruto took out one million taels of silver from the large bag behind him and gave it to Fu Hua, then went to give money to the other people one by one.

Do I have one too?

Sakura was somewhat flattered, as she had been a complete bystander and hadn't contributed anything at all.

Naruto gave Sakura a strange look. "Everyone gets a share, so why do you think you don't get one?"

Are you not human?

Sakura accepted the one million with a dark expression.

"You actually gave me hush money?"

When Naruto handed him one million, Lei Movie remained unmoved.

What do you mean? Given our relationship... do you think you need money to silence me?

Naruto said helplessly, "It's just a ritual, nothing more. Kage, can you please not be so sensitive...?"

Divide the money.

Counting money.

After deducting the money allocated to Zabuza, Haku, and Sasuke, and the less than ten million yen in hush money received by everyone else...

Naruto made a net profit of 500 million ryo, instantly becoming a millionaire.

No wonder he's a prolific gold coin collector!

.........

With everything settled, Zabuza and Haku bid farewell to Naruto.

Everything that needed to be said has been said, and there's not much more to say, except...

Zabuza hesitated for a moment, then said, "Kid, I don't know what happened to you in Konoha, so I won't advise you. I just want to give you some advice as someone who's been there... Being a rogue ninja isn't easy. If you can, please think it over carefully."

--stare!

The icy gaze emanating from Lei Movie felt almost tangible, as if he wanted to tear Zabuza to pieces.

This woman... is terrifying!

Zabuza was under immense pressure, but then he heard Naruto say, "Thank you, I will consider it carefully."

Ignoring whether it was just polite talk or a perfunctory remark, he quickly pulled Bai away from there.

Lei Yingdian said to Naruto with displeasure, "You should think this over carefully?"

Kakashi interjected, speaking seriously, "Naruto, you really should think this through."

Naruto ignored Kakashi, took Rai's hand, and the girl's displeasure quickly vanished.

This made Kakashi quite depressed. "You traitor, can you please show this to a single dog like me?"

not good!

.........

Time slips away bit by bit.

As the sun sets, distant clouds and mist gently brush over the dark mountains, adorned with the orange hues of the sunset.

Naruto greeted Kakashi, saying he was going to spend the night in Inazuma and would be back the next day.

Kakashi knew he couldn't stop it, so he carefully reminded him, "You're still young... um... don't do it too early, it's not good for your health."

Naruto said with a dark face, "Don't insult my noble soul with your filthy thoughts."

Kakashi was unhappy, feeling his good intentions were misunderstood.

"Okay, I admit I'm a bit filthy, but you're definitely not noble either. Otherwise, how would you have understood what I meant right away?"

"..."

Faced with the various gazes of the crowd, Naruto was speechless and disappeared with Rai and Fu Hua.

They left behind only the staring, helpless dragon tongue and scented phosphorus.

Oh no! They've been abandoned again!

—Inazuma—

In the location of the Daimyo's residence in the Land of Grass, the tall and magnificent castle tower was dimly lit, and a figure was engrossed in handling government affairs.

Naruto and his two companions suddenly appeared in front of her.

"General, good evening."

"Naruto, good evening to you too."

The person handling government affairs looked up, revealing a face that looked exactly like the one in the movie.

She is the Thunder General, who originally shared a body with Thunder Movie. However, due to ideological conflicts (one wanted to work, and the other wanted to slack off), they were separated with Naruto's help.

The Raiden movie took over her original body, Raiden General... Naruto used puppetry techniques to create a new body for her.

Unlike ordinary puppets, the technique for creating the Raiden General puppet came from Sasori, the number one puppeteer in the ninja world, and its exquisite craftsmanship is no less than that of a human body.

Moreover, when it was being manufactured, Naruto deliberately colluded with Akatsuki to get Sasori's off-field support.

Add to that the Rinnegan of all living beings...

It can be said that General Thunder is no different from a normal person, or even better.

……

The four chatted for a while, then went to a private dining room, where a waitress soon brought a sumptuous dinner.

The enticing aroma wafted through the air, and a large table was laden with exquisite dishes, resembling a grand Manchu Han Imperial Feast. The sheer variety left Naruto, who had never seen much of the world, somewhat stunned.

"No...do you guys usually eat like this?"

That's too extravagant.

Lei Yingdian shook his head and said, "Of course not, this was made especially for you. Don't you like it?"

Naruto picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks and tasted it. "Hmm... I like it very much."

The taste was amazing; I can only say that he truly deserves to be the royal chef.

Lei Dianying took out a bottle of sake. "Naruto, want a drink?"

Fu Hua objected, "No, Naruto is still a child, he's not old enough to drink alcohol."

You have to be at least 16 years old.

General Thunder, who had remained silent until now, said calmly, "Drinking alcohol too early is bad for one's health."

The implication is that they disagree.

Lei Movie insisted, "You're talking about ordinary people. Naruto is different; drinking won't harm his body."

Naruto pondered, "It certainly won't hurt my body. Drinking a couple of sips doesn't seem to be a big problem."

General Raiden said, "There's a big problem. The Kage who urged you to drink... Naruto, don't you think something's really off?"

Lei Yingdian glared at General Lei Dian, "We're not in the same body anymore, and you're still trying to trick me?"

So what if I tricked you? Haven't you tricked me enough before?

Moreover, he doesn't do any work all day; all he does is cultivate. Oh, right, he also chats and plays mahjong with Naruto remotely.

In short, if you don't do anything worthwhile, you deserve to be taken advantage of.

General Thunder remained calm and ate his food slowly and methodically... Although he was a puppet, he could still eat, and he didn't need to use the toilet after eating.

In a way, General Thunder perfectly embodies what a fairy is.