Dragon Raja: Back from Tiling, My Mother Lu Mingfei

The words fell.

[Time Zero]

Turn on.

Huai Xu stood up, patted his suit jacket, and then turned and left Lu Mingfei's dormitory.

Time zero.

Release.

Lu Mingfei was about to ask something else when he realized that the girl who had been lying on top of him was gone.

He suddenly sat up in bed.

The room was empty.

Fingel hasn't come back yet.

The curtains are still fluttering.

The window was open.

He walked to the window and looked outside.

There was no one in the corridor.

There was no one on the lawn downstairs.

There was no one on the road in the distance.

gone.

They've left again.

Lu Mingfei stood there, staring blankly out the window.

Then he took a gentle sniff.

The scent of Lu Mingze still seemed to linger in the air.

It's faint.

sweet.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

Then he picked up his phone, found Huai Xu's profile picture, and typed a few words.

[Lu Mingfei: Have you arrived in America yet?]

A few seconds later, a message came back.

[Huai Xu: We've arrived. Getting ready to take the special train back to Kassel. What's wrong, Mom? Missed me? Although I'm very handsome, men shouldn't be so close! We'll never have a future together!]

Lu Mingfei: ...

[Lu Mingfei: Get lost.]

[Huai Xu: Okay!]

Lu Mingfei turned off his phone, tossed it aside, and lay back down on the bed.

……

Huai Xu returned to his dormitory and locked the door from the inside.

He pulled out a black plastic bag from the bottom of his suitcase, stuffed his suit jacket, white shirt, and black leather shoes into it, and then carefully checked it again to make sure nothing was missing.

Then he went into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror.

I recognized him by his eyes; he was the kind of person Lu Mingfei would go crazy looking at.

[“I’m not a blonde twin-tailed brat!” - debunked]

Change clothes.

Looking in the mirror.

handsome.

Then, he left the school at zero time and checked in again to enter the school.

Time zero.

Release.

Huai Xu straightened his collar and then strode into the dormitory building.

Swipe your card and go upstairs.

1324.

He pushed open the door.

"?"

Lu Mingfei was lying on the bed, covering his face with a pillow, rolling around on the bed like a caterpillar.

It rolled around while emitting a strange laugh.

"Hehehehehehe..."

"Hehehehehehehehehehehe..."

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe..."

Huai Xu stood at the door for a while, then calmly took out his phone and dialed Guderian's number.

"Huaixu?"

Guderian's voice held a hint of surprise, but more so, delight. "What's wrong? Is there anything I can help you with? Do you need me—"

"professor."

Huai Xu interrupted him, "As soon as I entered the room, I saw Chang Wei hitting... Lu Mingfei was rolling around on the bed, covering his face with a pillow, and making lewd laughter as he rolled around."

Guderian: "What?"

"I suggest you call the mental hospital to take him away as soon as possible."

Huai Xu paused for a moment, then said, "Professor, I have serious doubts about your school's level of concern for students' mental health."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone.

Guderian seems to be struggling to process this information.

Just then, Lu Mingfei, who was on the bed, finally heard the noise. He abruptly pulled the pillow off his face and immediately saw Huai Xu standing at the door with his phone in his hand.

Lu Mingfei sprang out of bed, rushed to the door in three strides, and snatched the phone away.

"professor!"

Lu Mingfei held the phone to his ear, "Don't listen to Huai Xu's nonsense! His old illness has relapsed! Yes! It's that... Yu Yu syndrome! He had this problem when he was in China, and he talks nonsense when he has an attack! I've already contacted his doctor in China! He said that as long as he takes his medication on time, it's fine! There's no need to call a mental hospital! Really, there's no need!"

There was a two-second silence on the other end of the phone.

"Uh... Mingfei, are you sure—"

"Absolutely! Absolutely!" Lu Mingfei said decisively. "Professor, I'm hanging up now. Huai Xu needs to take his medicine!"

beep - beep - beep -

Lu Mingfei hung up the phone, let out a long breath, and then glared fiercely at Huai Xu.

Are you crazy?

"I'm not sick," Huai Xu Little Bear shrugged. "You're the one who's sick. Rolling around in bed making those kinds of noises, it would be my dereliction of duty not to call a mental hospital to take you away."

"I was..."

Lu Mingfei stopped mid-sentence.

What could he say?

He said he was reliving the feeling of being stepped on by a blonde beauty?

He said he was fantasizing about whether he could walk around a little longer next time they met.

If I told him, wouldn't he laugh himself to death?

"What are you doing?" Huai Xu asked, leaning closer with a curious look.

"I'm...thinking about something."

"Thinking so much you're rolling around in bed?"

"Am I not good at exercising?"

"Exercise?" Huai Xu looked him up and down. "Rolling around in bed is considered exercise?"

"Mind your own business!"

Huai Xu looked at his flushed face and slowly smiled.

"You wouldn't..." he squinted, "would you be doing something weird with the pillow?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding.

"Mom, listen to me, there's no need to be embarrassed about this. Post a thread on the Night Watchers forum to buy a used Fiji..."

"you……"

Lu Mingfei grabbed a pillow and threw it at him hard, yelling, "You're the one who needs a plane!!"

Huai Xu reached out and caught the pillow steadily.

"If you're really too embarrassed, just say your roommate Finger needs a 99% new, used item, and the price is negotiable. Please be careful to protect her privacy and don't post your own photos..."

"climb!!!!"

Lu Mingfei was trembling with anger. "You, you, you, you... Where did you learn all this? It's a waste of your talent that you're not writing novels."

He said through gritted teeth.

Huai Xu shook his head. "No, no."

He sat down on the edge of the bed. "I've been writing a book recently."

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment. "Really?"

"Of course it's true."

"It's not one of those books you wrote in school, is it?" Lu Mingfei thought for a moment. "What? 'Too Many Loser Moms'?"

"That book has already been published."

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened. "Your thing actually gets published?"

"Of course." Huai Xu crossed his arms, looking proud. "They're all sold out. We're printing more every day, and the editors are constantly chasing us for more. It's driving us crazy."

Lu Mingfei looked him up and down. "Then you must have made a lot of money?"

"Of course."

Huai Xu nodded. "I'm a genuinely well-known writer now."

He counted on his fingers, "My Mom Can't Be This Cute, Mom's Life, Rent a Mom, If Only I Had a Mom, and Attack on Mom, all of which have been published and sold. Directors have also said they want to collaborate with me to adapt the scripts of Mom Warriors: Days of Future Past and The Extraordinary Mom Hero, saying they want to make Chinese superhero movies and take them abroad to the world."

Lu Mingfei's mouth opened into an "O" shape.

"You...wrote so much?"

"Anything else?"

Huai Xu continued to showcase his achievements, saying, "My two nighttime reading books, 'Mom's Lover' and 'Me and My Mom Wenwen,' have the most readers and the best response. It's just a pity that the editor said it would be illegal to publish these kinds of things..."

"Nighttime reading?"

Lu Mingfei thought for a moment, and then realized what was going on.

"You even write this kind of thing???"

"It's artistic creation."

Lu Mingfei's lips twitched.

"When are you going to write the second volume of 'My Loser Mom'?"

Huai Xu thought for a moment.

"We'll see. I'm thinking of having the male protagonist's younger sister, Kaimizu Yoshiki, become his future mother. I've even thought of the preface: Yoshiki, I can't be your master, father, brother, son, mentor, boss, lover, and only friend all at the same time."

Lu Mingfei remained silent for a moment.

"Why don't you just become a eunuch?"

Huai Xu shook his head.

"No, that's not what I meant."

He suddenly leaned closer. "Mom, what were you doing in bed just now? Were you imagining me and doing something weird?"