Dragon Raja: Back from Tiling, My Mother Lu Mingfei

Huai Xu returned home, took a shower, lay on the bed, and turned on his phone.

The Shilan Tieba forum is in an uproar again.

[Shocking! Multiple people experience diarrhea at the school gate simultaneously, suspected food poisoning! School cafeteria immediately closes for rectification!]

Upon clicking in, I found that the post already had hundreds of replies.

First floor: Holy crap, I saw it with my own eyes, several people suddenly had diarrhea, it was terrifying.

Second floor: Me too... I can't take it anymore. I'm still in the bathroom, and my phone is almost dead. Someone please help me...

Third floor: You got infected upstairs too?

Fourth floor: Has anyone checked the cafeteria's menu today? I think the green beans weren't cooked properly.

Fifth floor: It's not green beans, I didn't eat lunch at the cafeteria and I still had diarrhea.

Sixth floor: What's the reason? Mass hysteria?

7th floor: Could someone have poisoned it?

Eighth floor: Poisoning caused everyone to have diarrhea? What kind of charity poisoner is this?

Ninth floor: It seems that the one named Huaixu is fine?

10th Floor: Indeed, I heard he was still standing there, completely unharmed.

Eleventh floor: My friend said he saw someone named Huai Xu shout "Let's poop!" and then everyone started pooping.

12th Floor: Are you serious, upstairs?

Thirteenth Floor: Can you guys stop with the conspiracy theories? Can't they just say he was lucky?

Fourteenth floor: Exactly, being handsome gives you an exemption even for having diarrhea, right?

15th Floor: I'm serious! My friend told me himself!

16th floor: Did your friend also poop in his pants?

Seventeenth floor: Yes...

18th Floor: Can we believe what he says? He must have had so much diarrhea that he's hallucinating.

Nineteenth floor: Hahahaha, damn it.

After reading the post, Huai Xu breathed a sigh of relief.

No one suspected him.

Indeed, who would believe that someone could make another person have diarrhea just by shouting?

Superpowers are something that no one would believe if you said it in real life.

He closed the forum and was about to play a visual novel when the system panel suddenly popped up.

Chen Wenwen's approval rating surpasses 20% (currently 22%).

[Detection indicates that the mother's emotional bond with the host has reached a new stage.]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained an N-level entry]

[“Heartbeat Literature Club” (N): “Just M*nika…no, Just Mama.”]

[Action Effect: When you have two or more "mothers" at the same time, the efficiency of all mothers increasing their acceptance of you increases by 5%. However, at the same time, the probability of all mothers being yandere (obsessive and possessive) increases by 5%.]

[Note: The more mothers there are, the higher the probability that they will become yandere (obsessive and possessive). A chopping block ending is not a dream. Good luck! :)]

As Huai Xu looked at these lines of text, a chill ran down his spine.

"Yandere?"

"A machete?"

What does "firewood knife" mean?

"Is it the hatchet I'm thinking of?"

Huai Xu recalled the words Chen Wenwen had said at the school gate earlier that day.

"When it's just the two of us..."

"Have you ever thought about letting her be your mother too...?"

Holy shit.

Huai Xu shivered.

"Can this be turned off?"

【cannot】

"Can I get a refund?"

【cannot】

"What can I do?"

[It is recommended that the host recognize several mothers to dilute the risk.]

"I'll dilute your mother."

[Please watch your language; your mother is on the list.]

Huai Xu let out a long sigh.

Oh well, I accept my fate.

He continued scrolling down.

[Detection indicates Su Xiaoqiang's approval rating has exceeded 10%]

[Successfully recognized as Mom]

[Entry being generated...]

[“I have a lot of money” (N): “Please don’t use your entire fortune to challenge my allowance, okay?”]

[Entry Effect: You will receive a weekly allowance matching your mother's financial situation (Current Source: Su Xiaoqiang. Current Amount: 150,000 RMB/week). When you make a purchase, there is a chance to trigger the "This Doesn't Matter" effect.]

[“This doesn’t matter”: The other person will have a natural affinity for you because you look wealthy (affinity +1~5%, depending on how materialistic they are)]

[Note: This allowance is for the host's personal use only and may not be transferred, withdrawn, or used for illegal purposes. Any unused allowance within one week will be automatically cleared.]

After reading the preface to the book, he remained silent for a long time.

He was rendered silent.

fifty thousand.

A week.

That's 200,000 a month.

That's 2.6 million a year.

Just how rich is Su Xiaoqiang's family???

He originally thought Su Xiaoqiang's family had a net worth of only a few hundred million, but judging from this amount, it was probably more than that.

As for the exact amount, Huai Xu dared not think about it.

He was afraid that if he thought about it, he wouldn't want to work hard anymore.

Damn capitalism! They've lost all shame in their efforts to corrupt a good young man like him!

[Ding! The system has detected that the host has successfully recognized two mothers.]

[Achievement unlocked: "Having both on the left and right": "Why do children make choices? I want them all!"]

[Note: This is just a counting achievement; there are no rewards. Don't even think about it.]

"..."

Then why did you pop it up?

The system is happy with this little prank, isn't it?

Huai Xu glanced at the new panel.

┌───────────┐

│Wa Xue Di System V1.0│ (beta)

├────────────┤

│【Host】│Huai Xu│

│Gender: Male│

Age: 18

│Ethnicity: G (approximately none)│

|Suppression Index: 99/100|

├────────────┤

│【Current Mother】│

│ 1. [Chen Wenwen] (22%) │

│ 2. [Su Xiaoqiang] (17%) │

│ 3.[Empty]│

│ 4.[Empty]│

├────────────┤

│【Entry】│

│"100% Bare-Handed Blade Catching" (UR)│

│"Heartbeat Literature Club" (N)│

│ "I really have a lot of money" (N) │

│"No Limits Techniques - Part One: Let's Poop" (N)│

│"The Youthful Thoughts of a Literary Girl" (N)│

├────────────┤

│【Achievements】│

│ "Born by her mother" "There are no living legends in Shilan" "Surrounded by women on both sides" │

└────────────┘

Huai Xu scrolled through the system panel, and after confirming that no notifications had been missed, he breathed a sigh of relief.

I had a very fruitful day.

Two mothers, two N-level entries, and an achievement of unclear significance.

There are currently 4 slots for moms, with two empty slots remaining.

After thinking for a moment, Huai Xu decided not to rush to fill it up.

You can't just settle for anyone when it comes to finding a mother; you have to find someone of value.

Lu Mingfei is still slowly refreshing; there's no need to rush him.

But there's something he needs to confirm.

Huai Xu opened QQ, found Lu Mingfei's profile picture, and sent a message.

Huai Xu: Are you there?

Lu Mingfei: Yes, what's wrong?

Huai Xu: Have you heard about what happened at the school gate today?

Lu Mingfei: I heard about it, the forums are all buzzing.

Lu Mingfei: Someone said you summoned a meteorite in public and hit three boys? ???

Lu Mingfei: And some people are saying you used witchcraft to get a girl pregnant??

Preface to the Locust Tree: ? ? ?

Lu Mingfei: Anyway, there are all sorts of opinions.

Lu Mingfei: What exactly happened?

Huai Xu thought for a moment and typed a reply.

Huai Xu: If I said I was the human form of Ultraman, would you believe me?

Lu Mingfei: ...

Lu Mingfei: Are you serious?

Huai Xu: Serious.

Lu Mingfei: So what's the story behind Su Xiaoqiang's pregnancy?

Huai Xu: Mine.

Lu Mingfei: ?