Chinese entertainment: There are always young actresses who are interested in me.

Han Ni felt that although he didn't like going to work, he actually worked incredibly hard when he did.

He filmed during the day and at night, and even after returning home at 22 PM, he was unwilling to rest.

Finally, he managed to compose two strange songs over a week of evenings.

First song: Deer in the Forest

The lyrics are as follows:

My girl/Hot and spicy

Hot and charming / big eyes

The dimples at the corners of your mouth enhance your beauty.

Oh/It makes me swoon

A clean white shirt and skinny jeans

Saranghaeyo/Oh/My heart is pounding.

……

I only like

A pure-hearted forest deer

I am a fawn in the forest / A poisonous creature yearning for love.

Listen to me / Ah~ Ah~ Ah~

(Groundhog scream, Bai Lu's unique emoji)

You are a beautiful little deer

Hold my hand and let's wander the world

Ah~ Don't be afraid, my girl~

Indeed, this song called "Deer in the Forest" was specially composed by Han Ni for Bai Lu.

Of course, it was plagiarized from "The Neighbour Next Door," which became a viral hit a few years later, with some major modifications.

Although the song has not yet been released, he does not know whether the original author has already come up with any ideas or concepts.

To avoid being confronted by the other party and a fight breaking out, some adjustments are necessary.

A reborn person doesn't fight battles they can't win. They would never make a basic mistake.

If Han Ni remembers correctly, Bai Lu's singing is quite good, almost reaching the level of a professional singer.

As for Li Yitong, she's obviously not much different.

Therefore, whether you sing this song yourself or let Bai Lu and Li Yitong sing it themselves, the effect should be just as good.

Actually, it's not a big problem even if the two people can't sing.

Because this is not a proper song at all.

Han Ni didn't intend to make Bai Lu famous through this song; his goal was the meme of the groundhog's screaming emoji in the music video.

The song title, lyrics, and this emoji are a perfect match for Bai Lu.

When she lets out her mesmerizing smile and shouts, she's sure to gain a lot of fans.

Han Ni's demands weren't high; he just wanted Bai Lu to have something to eat first. He could always come back later.

Second song: Holy crap!

Yes, the song is called "Wo Cao".

This isn't abstract; it's more like a parody and something insane.

The lyrics are as follows:

Holy crap! Holy crap!

Swaying with the waves

Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!

Regardless of the raging waves

I have my own joy and freedom

……

A sea of ​​people!

So vast and boundless!

Go with the flow

Up and down

life

Like a dream.

Dear

Where are you

……

When Han Ni was drastically modifying this song, he felt somewhat overwhelmed.

Because he can't help but think of Xiao Quan's now wildly popular song "Social Shake".

Of course, the music video for the song "Social Shake" has not yet been officially filmed and produced.

It will probably be officially launched around May next year.

As for the song "Seaweed Dance" that Han Ni plagiarized, that was a work by Professor Xiao Quan several years later.

Teacher Hsiao Chuan is currently busy serving as a judge on music talent shows and producing his own albums, so he probably has no time to create new works.

Otherwise, he should have included "Seaweed Dance" in his new album instead of releasing it years later.

Therefore, Han Ni concluded that Teacher Xiao Quan probably doesn't have any inspiration for this song yet, so there's not much pressure for him to plagiarize it.

Han Ni chose this song because it's truly catchy. Moreover, it was once an insert song in "The Wandering Earth 1".

This song was once a nationwide hit. Then, with the explosive popularity of the movie, it became popular again.

It's more of a sentimental thing, like "Little Apple" and "Gangnam Style"—a symbol and memory of youth.

Unfortunately, "Little Apple" was released at the end of May this year, while "Gangnam Style" appeared in 12.

Otherwise, Han Ni would at least steal some of the Chopstick Brothers' luck and then completely destroy Psy's soul in Korea.

This song was prepared by Han Ni for Sister Meng and Da Xi.

It's a good thing that Han Ni is so kind; if Han Ni gets anything out of her, he'll still remember her.

As for Sister Meng? Heh, that Han Ni is definitely harboring malicious intentions.

Since singing couldn't shatter Sister Meng's confidence, he had no choice but to choose dancing.

I heard that Sister Meng can neither sing nor dance.

Her dancing is probably uglier than a grasshopper's.

This time, she was partnered with Jin Chen Jin Daxi, the campus belle of Beijing Dance Academy and a natural-born dancer.

The ultimate showdown between the most beautiful girls from Beijing Film Academy and Beijing Dance Academy.

There's no harm without comparison, so now the harm has arrived.

Moreover, it was a severe injury.

Han Ni didn't have any particularly bad intentions; he just enjoyed watching Sister Meng act out.

Because her proud, confident, beautiful, and intelligent demeanor makes her difficult to deal with.

Han Ni will never be too polite to women who have ulterior motives or are eager to take advantage of him.

We must strike hard and decisively.

But Sister Meng went even further; she tried to sexually harass Han Ni.

Therefore, even though she was only 19 years old and just a young girl, Han Ni would not show any mercy.

The lyrics have been heavily modified, but the choreography and arrangement are too difficult for Han Ni.

Having no other choice, he took his phone, sang and danced, and filmed the song and dance effects he wanted into a video, made a demo, and sent it to Yang Hongdou.

Then, have her contact lyricists, composers, dance choreographers, and song production studios (recording studios).

The matter may seem complicated, but it can actually be handled in Hengdian.

If you have money, someone can get everything done for you in ten to fifteen days at most.

Yang Hongdou has been quite busy lately, even though Bai Lu is helping her.

As for Sister Meng, please, she's a rich young lady.

To be fed and clothed without lifting a finger—these were her most basic requirements for life.

She's already provided the living expenses, what are you trying to say? Ah!

So, when Yang Hongdou received the short video from Han Ni.

I barely had time to take a closer look before posting it on Weibo.

By the time the video went viral across the internet and netizens were having a blast making fun of it, the situation had completely spiraled out of control.

"Sister Dou Dou, something's happened online." Bai Lu noticed something was wrong and immediately reported to Yang Hongdou.

"What's wrong?" Yang Hongdou suspected that Han Ni had caused trouble again and had a headache.

"You didn't know about the Weibo post you made?" Bai Lu was a little confused.

"I posted a Weibo post? What did I post?" Yang Hongdou was also confused. She opened Weibo and saw the content she had posted.

After watching the video Han Ni sent her, and reading its contents, she felt like jumping off a building and smashing her head against a block of tofu.

"What should we do, Sister Dou Dou?" Bai Lu asked anxiously.

"Fine, let it be, let it be, I don't care anymore." Yang Hongdou gave up and started to give up, roaring in despair: "He's at home, he could have just called out, why did he have to send a video?"

Why didn't you warn me at all? Ah... I'm going to fight him tonight, I don't want to live anymore.

"Sister Dou Dou, the content in that video is a song that Han Ni specially wrote for me, Sister Meng, Tong Tong, and Da Xi." Bai Lu whispered a reminder: "This is his hard work, are we just going to waste it like this?"

"No way, I'm still waiting for you guys to become famous and make money." Yang Hongdou immediately perked up: "Xiao Lu, you post on Weibo right now and search the whole internet for composers, arrangers, and recording studio owners."

I need to produce these two songs within a week, no, within three days.

Please inform Daxi, Tongtong, and Sister Meng again, and tell them to get ready and take the time to prepare for choreographing and recording the song.

By the way, can you sing?

"I can," Bai Lu answered loudly, then added a reminder: "But Sister Meng can't sing or dance."

"Sister Meng might become the company boss in the future, so what do you want her to do?" Yang Hongdou asked back. "Remember, all she needs to do is always be confident and beautiful."