Chinese entertainment: There are always young actresses who are interested in me.
1: Nonsensical answers
Summer vacation, 2014, Hengdian, the filming location of the TV series "Beauty Maker".
Inside the palace, the film crew was busy shooting. Outside, Han Ni, wearing a smelly costume, wandered around the streets.
The weather in July was so hot that he couldn't find a good place to rest.
Han Ni also wanted to go inside the palace to cool off and maybe catch a glimpse of the beautiful young lady from the Western Regions, Reba. Unfortunately, he was just an extra and didn't qualify.
At this point, Han Ni was already regretting coming to Hengdian. He decided to run away that very night.
As for where to go next or what to do, he couldn't be bothered to think about it. He was content with just himself, so there was nothing to worry about.
Just as Han Ni was lost in thought, Yu Zheng happened to come to visit the set with his assistant.
Huanyu Film & Television is based in Dongyang, and Yu Zheng spends at least 200 days a year in Hengdian. Now that his new drama is starting filming, it's normal for him to come and visit the set.
Yu Zheng walked along, chatting and laughing with his assistant. Then, he saw Han Ni.
Han Ni's towering height of 1.88 meters makes him stand out from the crowd, and his striking good looks and star quality make him exceptionally eye-catching.
It's said that good looks are everything, and with just that face, he's destined to be forgiven, favored, and adored by all sorts of women.
Yu Zheng, as the producer and screenwriter of Huanyu Films, has made many big stars famous, and has a very sharp eye for talent.
Huanyu Films was planning to sign some amateur talents this year, so he was naturally eager to make a move. After signaling his assistant to wait for him, he walked straight towards Han Ni.
"Edison Chen broke down when he saw me, Yan Zu felt ashamed when he saw me, Louis Koo shed tears when he saw me, and Takeshi Kaneshiro felt inferior when he saw me... Being handsome really allows you to be arrogant and do whatever you want."
Han Ni swayed back and forth, striking an arrogant pose that suggested he was invincible and didn't care about anyone. He muttered to himself as he walked, "So, being handsome is all I need for this life. OK, perfect!"
Women often enjoy being beautiful on their own, and men sometimes indulge in self-admiration as well.
Han Ni was so engrossed in his own world that he was completely unaware of Yu Zheng's approach.
When he suddenly saw the other person's round, fair face, he was genuinely surprised.
"No, bro, who are you? You're sneaking up on me like that, it's scary!"
"You don't recognize me?" Yu Zheng looked somewhat surprised, adjusted his black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and carefully examined Han Ni.
"No, should I know you?" Han Ni asked rhetorically.
"Are you an extra? What's your name?" Yu Zheng didn't answer, and continued, "Do you have acting experience? Are you signed a contract? Which company? Who's your agent?"
"Why are you asking so many questions all at once? What's it to you?" Han Ni was speechless. "I haven't done anything. Are you satisfied now?"
"So you want to be an actor?" Yu Zheng wasn't angry; instead, he perked up and even became quite enthusiastic.
"I don't want to." Han Ni shook his head.
"Why?" Yu Zheng asked in surprise.
"I've already been reborn, why would I still be an actor?" Han Ni thought for a moment before giving a somewhat nonsensical answer.
"Rebirth? Why don't you just say you transmigrated? Have you been reading too many online novels and can't distinguish between reality and fantasy?" Yu Zheng was stunned and speechless, almost laughing out of anger at Han Ni's words.
He pinched his nose and introduced himself: "My name is Yu Zheng, the boss of Dongyang Huanyu Film and Television."
If you want to be an actor, you can sign a contract with me directly.
Lack of acting skills and experience is not a problem. I like you just the way you are, no problem, no background, no agency.
After you sign a contract with Huanyu, the company will not only provide you with meals and accommodation, but also provide you with training in acting, etiquette, and other skills.
Your appearance and demeanor are excellent; you're highly recognizable and have star potential. I'm confident I can make you famous within three years.
"Oh, you must be the renowned Teacher Yu Zheng? I've heard so much about you, it's a pleasure to meet you!"
Han Ni was stunned. He hadn't expected the other person to be so fat, and he hadn't even recognized him before.
Then he remembered that "Beauty Maker" had just started filming, and the other party hadn't had time to use the secret recipe in the show to lose weight.
"Yes, that's me. If you're willing to sign a contract, you can come to the company to find me anytime." Yu Zheng nodded: "Trust me, as long as you join Huanyu, fame is just around the corner."
"No, I'm not interested, and I won't sign a contract with you." Han Ni thought for a moment and then waved his hand.
If he were a clueless greenhorn who knew nothing, he would have happily agreed to the offer if he were favored by a big shot like Yu Zheng.
Then, he was supposed to kneel down, stick his butt out, and kowtow properly to the other person. But he didn't.
Although Han Ni had never been in the entertainment industry in his previous life, he had read too many Chinese entertainment novels on Qidian.com and was not completely ignorant about the situation in the industry.
Although many of the reports were of dubious origin, partially true, and unverifiable, he wouldn't take the risk lightly.
Therefore, he has no choice but to refuse her for now. Moreover, he believes he will have better options in the future.
"You...rejected me?" Yu Zheng was stunned and speechless.
"Yeah, so what? Is there a problem?" Han Ni asked back.
"Young man, I'll give you one more chance. Think carefully and answer again." Yu Zheng straightened his face, very seriously: "Remember, if you answer wrong, you might regret it for the rest of your life."
"Teacher Yu, I've already answered very clearly," Han Ni emphasized, replying with a nonchalant expression, "I don't want to repeat myself, OK?"
"And the reason?" Yu Zheng nodded, unable to resist asking, "Do you know how many actors in China want to sign with me and become artists under Huanyu Entertainment?"
"I am me, and others are others. I am different from them," Han Ni replied. "So, are you satisfied now?"
"Okay." Yu Zheng nodded, adding, "If you change your mind, you can come find me anytime."
"No, Teacher Yu, your insistence is putting me in a difficult position." Han Ni shook his head: "Never mind, goodbye."
Yang Hongdou, a photographer who was secretly filming the crew, was standing not far away with her DSLR camera and happened to capture the conversation between Han Ni and Yu Zheng.
"This little brother actually managed to refuse Yu Zheng's offer; he's really got personality and charm."
She was instantly filled with excitement and let out a screeching sound like a groundhog: "Squeak, chirp, squeak..."
Then, he quickly ran back to his car, took out his laptop, and prepared to edit the video he had just filmed and post it to his fan group and Weibo.
Han Ni had no idea he was being secretly photographed, and even if he did, it wouldn't matter. After all, he wasn't a celebrity.
After shaking off Yu Zheng, he had only walked a dozen steps when he saw Reba in her costume squatting under a tree, coughing and wiping her mouth with her hand.
Because she was bending over, the little rabbit on her chest was squeezed so badly that it almost jumped out of her costume.
Han Ni, being on higher ground, had a clear view of everything. After feasting his eyes and feeling satisfied, he asked with concern, "Reba, are you alright?"
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