Magic: Reincarnate from high-voltage electricity at the start, level up independently.
Chapter 96 The Strange Food Party
Another deserted island.
When Li Yi got home, the red moon had just risen, so he casually said, "Ten minutes to get ready."
He had experienced the game of "Different Food Party" many times before and was quite adept at it, showing no signs of panic.
He first went to the chicken coop and the sheep pen and filled them with all the things they hated to eat.
Then, I began to prepare for myself.
Li Yi walked to a wooden house.
This is his strategic warehouse.
The surrounding area reeked of a foul stench.
As soon as you get close, you can see many flies flying around, making a "buzzing" sound.
"Go away, don't block my way from preparing dinner."
Li Yi waved away the annoying flies and slowly pushed open the wooden door.
The moment the door was opened, an even stronger odor wafted out.
The taste was indescribable, like something that had been fermenting for a long time...
Even though Li Yi covered his mouth and nose tightly, and it wasn't his first time going in, he was still almost vomited from the stench.
"vomit--"
Ok.
In the end, he couldn't resist.
He vomited all over the floor.
He quickly ran outside and took deep breaths of fresh air.
"As expected... I still can't stand this taste."
The moonlight shone on his face, and it took him a full minute to recover. He didn't go back inside until the smell had dissipated somewhat.
Li Yi activated his light-based magic, and his body immediately lit up like a light bulb, illuminating every corner of the wooden house with golden light.
The view inside the wooden house finally came into view—
It was full of piles of poop.
Sheep droppings, chicken droppings, and his own droppings.
He collected them all, dried them, and piled them on clean wooden boards.
This is his supplies preparation for the upcoming game.
The reason why sheep and chicken droppings appeared was because Li Yi knew—
It would be difficult to get through these long three days on my own meager "production capacity".
Li Yi has done considerable research in this area.
First of all, never eat porridge.
Otherwise, it will be even more painful to think about it later.
The feeling was like having an entire septic tank poured into your mouth.
Secondly, prioritize eating your own food first, and only eat animal food if absolutely necessary. This is psychologically easier to accept.
Finally, even if you're eating excrement, you should eat it with taste.
Eat with elegance and composure.
He often said, "A person should have class; even eating shit should be like eating Michelin-starred food."
It is said that after the game is released, people's appetite for their most hated food will increase a hundredfold.
At this point, no matter how much you eat, it will feel like a delicacy, and you won't have to worry about whether you can eat it or not.
But after the game ends and the appetite is relieved, many people will likely feel nauseous.
Especially for someone like Li Yi, who ate excrement for three days straight, it would be considered good if his intestines and stomach weren't removed and thoroughly cleaned again.
Therefore, Li Yi summarized a complete "methodology of eating shit".
Li Yi moved all the dried supplies out, then started a fire nearby, set up a large iron pot, and filled it with oil.
Just as the oil was boiling, the red moon in the sky began to change again.
The red moon is acting strangely.
A blinding red light exploded from the red moon.
The beam of light shot straight toward the earth, then exploded in mid-air like fireworks, turning into countless points of light that spread in all directions.
Within a second, points of light swept across every corner of Witch Star.
The Gluttony Rule —
launch.
All living beings on Witch Star experienced a one hundredfold increase in their appetite for their most hated foods.
"The game begins!"
"Let's all enjoy this delicious food together!"
The voice of the Gluttony Witch came from the red moon.
Sweet, languid, and with an indescribable allure, it's like a little cake talking, tempting you to go and eat it.
On the island, red light particles invaded Li Yi's mind, and his eyes instantly turned scarlet.
He raised his head and roared:
"shit!"
"I want to eat shit!"
"Eat lots and lots of poop!"
After saying that, he casually picked up a piece of dried human excrement, stuffed it into his mouth, and began to chew it with a crunching sound.
"Have something to eat first."
Then, he threw the other human excrement into the oil to fry.
"Sizzle sizzle—"
The sound of something frying rang out.
Oil splattered everywhere, and golden bubbles tumbled around the pile of excrement.
Li Yi stared at the watch on his wrist, watching the hands move, ready to pull it out at any moment.
Soon, the time was up.
Exactly two and a half minutes, no more, no less.
He took out the fried, browned excrement, and a fragrant aroma of oil immediately filled his mouth and nose.
Li Yi closed his eyes, leaned closer, and gently sniffed it, a look of ecstasy instantly appearing on his face.
"Nine-nine percent perfect, a rare find!"
He took a bite without waiting, and a look of even greater ecstasy appeared on his face.
That feeling of satisfaction was like tasting the most delicious delicacy in the world.
"As expected of me. Anyone else would never have been able to control the heat; they would have burned it."
Li Yi sighed, then picked up the chili powder he had prepared beforehand and sprinkled it on.
Just as he was about to take a bite, he seemed to remember something, slapped his forehead, and cursed himself inwardly: "Look at my memory, I almost forgot about the sesame and cumin."
After sprinkling the two seasonings on, Li Yi opened her lips and took a small bite.
Be elegant.
"The feeling of elegance is like having no elegance at all!"
He reminded himself.
"It tastes good." Li Yi nodded slightly, quite satisfied with his cooking skills.
"From now on, please call me the God of Shit."
This is the experience he has gained from eating shit for many years.
They know the timing of this "secret technique for blowing up human excrement" like the back of their hand.
The so-called "exploding human excrement"
Let's take 100 grams as an example.
Two and a half minutes.
Low-temperature slow frying.
If you fry it for even a second less, it won't be cooked through or crispy enough.
If you burn it for even a second longer, it will become burnt and have a slightly bitter taste, ultimately affecting the flavor on your taste buds.
This method of preparing fried human excrement will retain the most authentic flavor; in some local culinary terms, it's like—
One word: Fresh!
Two words: Authentic!
Three words: Absolutely delicious!
Four words: Absolutely delicious!
While eating elegantly, Li Yi put the fresh dried human excrement into the fryer.
The movements were fluid and seamless, executed in one go.
If you get tired of the dry seasoning, he also provides wasabi and soy sauce for dipping, which adds a unique flavor.
Even the oil used for frying is no ordinary stuff; it's genuine mutton fat.
The dung fried this way will have a richer, more mellow flavor.
Li Yi sneered, "Heh, as expected of me. When it comes to eating shit, no one is more authoritative than me."
Even after the game is over, Li Yi can still say without hesitation or betraying his conscience that he ate like this—
No matter what, it's much better than those soy milk and vinegar fish dishes.
When Li Yi ate these two special delicacies in his previous life, he truly felt like he was eating excrement.
Especially that vinegar fish—
That taste... ugh, it's like drinking a mouthful of vinegar, then jumping into a lake and chasing after fish to nibble at them.
It was sour, fishy, and greasy—a complete disaster for the taste buds.
Li Yi quickly fried a large batch, filled a basin to the brim, sprinkled it with various seasonings, and shook it well.
Its dark brown surface is glossy and fragrant, resembling stinky tofu.
"Not bad, this should be enough to last for a while." Li Yi nodded with satisfaction and packed it up.
He raised his head and cast his gaze toward the deserted island where Chu Ge was, whispering, "Go see what those two guys are eating."
"If it's also shit, then it'll be perfect for me, the master chef, to give you some personal guidance."
Under the moonlight, Li Yi carried the pot of fried "delicious food" and stepped onto the sea.
Light magic gathered beneath his feet, forming a golden bridge across the sea, allowing him to walk as if on flat ground.
The sea breeze ruffled the hem of Li Yi's clothes, and his face carried the unique confidence of a culinary master, with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned.
"Having eaten greasy oil and boiled in excrement, even the emperor is no match for me."
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