Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.

Outside the protective array of the Qingyun Sect, dark clouds loomed overhead.

What should have been a scene of demonic aura and murderous intent during an invasion now appeared... unusually festive because of the colorful lanterns flashing on the array.

"What's going on?!"

In mid-air, Li Cangtian, the leader of the Black Fiend Sect, rode a white bone skeleton horse, looking down at the Qingyun Sect with a bewildered expression.

This time, he has gathered 100,000 demonic cultivators, vowing to flatten the Qingyun Sect and wipe out the righteous path! But... why is the Qingyun Sect's protective formation... dancing?

On the enormous light screen, several large characters were flashing: "The vast horizon is my love," and they were also rhythmically moving, flashing back and forth, making Li Cangtian dizzy.

"Report—!!!"

A scout scrambled over, pale-faced and trembling.

"Master! Something terrible has happened! The Qingyun Sect... the Qingyun Sect has gone mad!"

"Insolence! Our sect is here, who dares to go mad?" Li Cangtian roared in anger.

"He's really gone mad!" the scout cried. "Look down there!"

Li Cangtian looked down and saw thousands of righteous cultivators in the Qingyun Sect square, standing in neat formations, waving glow sticks, following the tractor emitting black smoke, and performing some kind of strange... physical movements.

"The vast horizon is my love! Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills!"

That bewitching song actually pierced through the mountain-protecting array, soared into the sky, and entered the ears of every demonic cultivator present.

"What kind of evil magic is this?!" Li Cangtian felt his head buzzing, the melody was like poison, looping wildly in his mind.

"Master, my legs... why won't my legs obey me?" the elder of the demonic sect suddenly cried out in terror.

Li Cangtian turned around and saw that the "Soul-Severing Hand" elder, who usually killed people without hesitation, was now uncontrollably shaking his leg to the rhythm of the music!

He shook his left hand and his right hand, his movements were incredibly smooth, as if he had been practicing for five hundred years.

"You bastard! What are you doing?!" Li Cangtian lashed out with his whip.

"Snapped!"

The whip lashed at the elder, who instead slid in, shouting, "Yo yo! Check it out! A set of jianbing guozi, please!"

"It's over...it's all over..." Li Cangtian felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave. "This is the Great Dao of Music! The Qingyun Sect has actually mastered the legendary 'Brainwashing Demonic Sound'!"

Just then, the protective mountain formation suddenly opened a gap.

The all-black psionic tractor, carrying Jia Zang, slowly drove out like a king inspecting his territory.

Jia Zhuang stood on the roof of the car, holding a microphone in his hand, his eyes behind his sunglasses gleaming with the aura of a capitalist... no, a "top influencer".

"Oh, isn't this Leader Li?"

Jia Zang's voice, amplified by the "Lion's Roar," nearly caused Li Cangtian's skeletal horse to fall apart.

"What? Are you here to join our 'square dancing army' too? Join now and get a free glow stick!"

"Jia Zang! Cease your arrogance!" Li Cangtian roared, barely suppressing the urge to tremble. "I'm here today to annihilate your entire family! Form the formation! Kill them!"

Although the 100,000 demonic cultivators behind him felt their legs go weak, military orders were absolute, so they gritted their teeth and summoned their flying swords, preparing to charge.

"kill--!!!"

The shouts of battle were deafening.

Jia Zang, however, remained completely calm and even felt a little amused.

"System, give these art-illiterate devils something 'explosive'!"

[Ding! Order received! Consume 50000 Honkai Points to activate 'Full Map AOE - Rhythm Master' mode!]

The stereo on the tractor suddenly malfunctioned, and the previously normal "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend" suddenly turned into a "heavy metal rock version," with drumbeats as dense as machine gun fire.

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!"

With this frenzied rhythm, Jia Zang suddenly waved his hand.

"Everyone, please! Let's show our 'enthusiasm' to our friends in the Demonic Cult!"

In the plaza, thousands of righteous cultivators instantly turned to face the demonic army, making a perfectly synchronized gesture—

"Heart gesture!"

Interlock your left thumb and forefinger, and raise your right hand overhead.

Thousands of enormous pink hearts, formed from spiritual energy, instantly rose into the air from the plaza and flew towards the demonic army like missiles.

"What kind of move is that?!" Li Cangtian exclaimed in shock. "Could it be some kind of inner demon attack?"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The love-shaped object struck the demonic cultivator without causing any harm, but instead exploded into puffs of pink smoke.

From within the smoke came an even more mesmerizing song:

"Stay! Stay! Either love me or be bad me!"

The next second, something terrifying happened.

The vanguard of the demonic cult, who were at the very front, suddenly dropped their weapons, covered their heads with their hands, and began to shake their heads frantically!

It's not the kind of head shake that says "I'm going to kill you," but the kind of head shake that says "I'm going to go clubbing!"

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!"

Their bodies seemed to be controlled by the music, their movements were perfectly synchronized, even more so than the righteous cultivators from before!

"Master! I can't take it anymore! This song is too addictive!" Elder Soul-Severing Hand cried out, shaking his leg frantically, "My Dao Heart... my Dao Heart is swaying to the rhythm!"

"Damn it! Hold on!" Li Cangtian drew his demonic blade, intending to slash someone, but as soon as he raised the blade, his hand involuntarily... made a "V" sign!

"Snap!"

Li Cangtian looked at his hands and broke down.

"Why?! Why did I also fall victim to this?!"

Jia Zang stood on the tractor, watching the 100,000 demonic cultivators below swaying to the rhythm like a chaotic dance of demons, and nodded in satisfaction.

"This is the 'power of love,' isn't it, Master Li? Fighting and killing are no good. Wouldn't it be better if we all danced together, bringing world peace?"

"You...you devil!" Li Cangtian knelt on the ground, his body making "wave" movements in unison. "My...my lifelong reputation..."

[Livestream chat]

[Hahaha! The demonic cult army has surrendered en masse!]

[Hey, this isn't surrendering, this is 'joining'!]

[This is hilarious! That Demon Lord's moves were even more outrageous than Su Meier's!]

[This streamer is awesome! He unified the cultivation world with square dancing!]

[System notification: Enemy morale detected to be at zero, all members are now "suddenly impressed," gaining +100000 Honkai Points!]

Just then, a golden light suddenly descended from the sky.

The Heavenly Arbitrator who was previously misled is back again.

He looked down at the spectacular scene of 100,000 demonic cultivators bobbing their heads to the rhythm of the tractor, and at the demon lord kneeling on the ground making a "V" sign. His whole being was shattered.

"Jia Zang! What...what are you doing?!" The Heavenly Arbitrator's voice trembled. "This is war! Not...not 'The Voice of the Cultivation World'!"

Jia Zang calmly turned his head and pointed at the 100,000 demonic cultivators.

"My lord, look closely. This isn't war; it's clearly 'cultural exchange'! Haven't you noticed? Ever since our friends from the Demonic Cult joined us, their hostility has vanished, their moods have improved, and even their hair has turned black (not really)! This is called... 'winning people over with virtue'!"

The Heavenly Arbitrator looked at the Demon Lord who was shaking his leg wildly and actually felt... that he really didn't have any killing intent anymore?

"Is this...is this really compliant?" The arbitrator wavered again.

"Compliant! Absolutely compliant!" Jia Zhuang patted his chest. "This is the pinnacle of the 'nonviolent non-cooperation' movement! If you don't like it, how about... you come down and dance too? We'll give you the center position!"

The Heavenly Arbitrator's face twitched.

"Hmph! I... I am the embodiment of Heaven's will, how could I..."

Despite saying that, his foot involuntarily tapped the ground in rhythm.

"Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!"

That mesmerizing drumbeat was practically everywhere.

Jia Zhuang's lips curled into a wicked smile.

"Don't be so polite, sir! Since you're already here, why not dance a song before you leave?"

He slammed on the gas, and the tractor sped right up to the Heavenly Arbitrator, the speakers blasting at him relentlessly.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky! Let me keep you with my heart!"

The Heavenly Arbitrator, looking at the enormous speaker and the flashing scrolling lights, finally broke down.

"Shut up! Stop singing! This official... this official will just dance!"

Under the watchful eyes of hundreds of thousands of demonic cultivators and tens of thousands of righteous cultivators, the high and mighty Heavenly Arbitrator actually put down the scales in his hand and clumsily began to sway his waist along with the tractor...

[Livestream chat]

Holy crap! Heaven's will has intervened!

This is absolutely the darkest day in the history of the cultivation world!

[This was clearly the 'most fun' day so far!]

[The streamer won! Completely won!]

Jia Zang stood on the tractor, looking at the "dancers" covering the mountains and fields, and at the Heavenly Dao that was forced to operate, and chuckled to himself.