After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.
Chapter 89, Part 2: Demons Compete for Husbands
Chapter 89 Two Demons Compete for One Husband (Thanks to Sansheng Xiaoshishi for being the Alliance Leader~)
The rain came quickly and left quickly, and the vendors who were just about to leave returned, grumbling and cursing.
However, the sky was missing those fish-scale-like white clouds, leaving only an endless expanse of blue, making it appear much more monotonous.
Among the vendors, there was a noodle vendor who was bragging to everyone that he had just seen gods fighting!
He said that even the rain from heaven dared not fall on the heads of those two gods!
He should change the name of this noodle shop to "Noodles Eaten by Immortals," and it will definitely sell like hotcakes.
The other vendors were laughing, laughing at him for being obsessed with money, and no matter how he explained, no one believed him.
After all, it was forbidden for animals to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Even if people saw a rat the size of a basketball, they would just wonder what kind of new species it was.
Naturally, no one would believe that the two stunning beauties sitting in front of the open-air café on the second floor of the cafeteria were actually monsters who would go down in history.
Has she come to see you?
The girl with long, straight black hair pulled the brim of her baseball cap down, obscuring her beautiful purple eyes.
Lin Yinmeng sat opposite her, wearing sunglasses like Li Yinuo, and pointed to the sky, saying, "She waved to me from the sky."
Li Yinuo nodded. "Did you send Zhang Chen away? What reason did you use?"
"Hmm~ I just said I wanted to eat the mooncakes he made himself, since it's Mid-Autumn Festival after all." The mature woman took a sip of coffee, then found it bitter and stuck out her little tongue.
"Why are you using the same reason as me?" The girl with long, straight black hair also took a sip of milk; she could only drink two kinds of beverages.
One is milk, and the other is also milk.
"I came up with this reason last night," Lin Yinmeng muttered. "However, I'm not going to eat ordinary mooncakes."
"***'s mooncake?" Li Yinuo silently mouthed the words, knowing she couldn't bring herself to utter such vulgarities in public.
Lin Yinmeng was taken aback, then adjusted her sunglasses to reveal a pair of captivating phoenix eyes: "How did you know?"
"This is probably the first thing a normal female demon would think of," Li Yinuo said expressionlessly, wiping the milk stains from the corner of her mouth.
The two women fell silent for a moment.
"But only this way can she keep him away long enough." Lin Yinmeng's eyebrows drooped slightly. "Hey, you're smarter than me, tell me, why would she do this?"
"I'm not familiar with her," Li Yinuo shook her head and said, "Besides, I don't want to talk to you anymore."
"It's not like I want to talk to you... Let me tell you, I did 'that' with him~" Lin Yinmeng turned her head to one side, crossed her arms over her chest, revealing her ample bosom.
"I bet you wouldn't dare move an inch. What's the difference between that and playing with an iron pipe? Haha~"
The puppy is friendly to its owner, but completely hostile to any other creature that gets close to it.
"Li Yinuo! What you're saying is disgusting!"
"You provoked me first, and you're the one who arranged to meet me, right?" Li Yinuo tilted her head and said.
"Okay... I won't argue with you. What if Zhang Chen finds out? Will Luo Yang go after him?"
"I don't know." Li Yinuo turned to look at the playground downstairs. "She is a true demon queen. You, me, and the foxes of Tushan are not even a match for her slap."
"But I think she was fully prepared and wasn't afraid of Zhang Chen finding out."
Upon hearing this, Lin Yinmeng took off her sunglasses, her face darkening. "Why did it turn out like this? Unlike you and me, she doesn't have all the time in the world..."
"If you could recall all your memories, perhaps you would become different," Li Yinuo said. "A thousand years of missing memories might not necessarily be a bad thing for you; it could also be a form of protection."
"Memories won't change me," Lin Yinmeng retorted.
"But time will tell," Li Yinuo said.
The two women fell into an enigmatic silence once again.
"If you were to plant the Bitter Love Tree and be able to live a second life, what would you do?" Lin Yinmeng suddenly asked.
"Even if I suffer for the rest of my life after finding him," Li Yinuo's tone softened. "It would be enough if I could be by his side. What about you?"
"Reincarnation is terrifying, isn't it?" Lin Yinmeng sighed. "I don't think that's me anymore."
"So you chose to write songs, didn't you?" Li Yinuo stretched. Yesterday, Zhang Chen had been carrying her all day, and she didn't know where to put her hands. She had no leverage, and her back was about to fall apart.
"My reincarnation heard these songs, and perhaps I can recall my past with him," the older woman nodded.
"Hmm." Li Yinuo neither confirmed nor denied it; of course, this was one of the reasons she wrote the book.
If you leave behind works that can be passed down through generations, when you see them in the next life, you might be able to reflect on all those past events.
It's because this terrible tree of love has a bug: it can only restore memories in the reincarnation of humans, but not in the form of demons.
No one could have imagined that a human could outlive a monster.
"Li Yinuo, what are the chances of Luo Jue succeeding?"
"Less than one percent."
"7
"Does that mean we can't be reincarnated either?"
,"Um."
"But I want to see more of his children."
"If we weren't so exhausted that we were too lazy to compete for men anymore, you wouldn't even have a chance to have children, Lin Yinmeng. You should be happy."
"...Oh." The mature woman snorted. "What good will it do you to bully me..."
"Who told you to be the weakest?"
"So, who else?" Lin Yinmeng asked, a little jealous. "I can't remember how many monsters he's offended."
"There are too many to remember. The only one I can recall is the fox from Tushan."
"Oh, I think I know her too... By the way, did she witness all of Zhang Chen's...?"
"Hmm," Li Yinuo interrupted, "Admirable, but I still hate it."
"Even now, you still hate me? Li Yinuo, how can you be so dog-like?"
"I may be dying, but that doesn't mean I don't love him, and I will always hate you."
"Okay then." Lin Yinmeng put her sunglasses back on. "If he makes the mooncakes, are you really going to eat them? How should we plan our time for tomorrow's Mid-Autumn Festival?"
"I eat it in the morning, it's fresh, and it prevents you from smearing chocolate on him."
"...Tch, then I'll eat the mooncakes from lunch. But seriously, can you really eat that much?"
"My sense of smell is ten thousand times stronger than yours. What you find disgusting, I find even more disgusting."
As Li Yinuo spoke, she finished drinking all the milk in her cup.
Not wasting food is something she learned from Zhang Chen since she was a child. In the desert, every grain of rice and every drop of water is precious.
"My God, how can you tolerate this?" Lin Yinmeng exclaimed.
"It smells awful, but tastes delicious, like durian."
"You think I've never eaten durian? How can you compare?"
"Eat it or not, or give me your share of mooncakes." Li Yinuo crossed her legs. The pose was quite beautiful for a pretty girl, but for an ordinary person, it would just look like crossing their legs.
"No way, I'm determined to give it a try," the mature woman said, puffing out her chest.
"Keep your voice down, and don't stand up." Li Yinuo gestured with her chin elsewhere, "Look, you've been spotted. Someone filmed both of us."
"So what if I get photographed? It doesn't matter."
"Zhang Chen has seen us too."
"...Oh, what should we do then? Should we stay with him together? Actually, I'd really like to see how you did it, I'd like to learn from you..."
Li Yinuo pursed her lips. "No, that would make me look cheap. According to rank, you are the lowest in status."
"Tch, 'title'? It's like Zhang Chen gave anyone a title..." Lin Yinmeng pouted. "Doesn't he harm every monster equally? If he remembered, he'd realize it was all just unrequited love on our part..."
"It's purely information we've been given in return."
"We lied to him, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to eat..." Lin Yinmeng muttered. "I advise you not to underestimate me, or I'll tell him the truth, and you won't be able to eat anymore, and nobody will!"
"Are you willing to do that?" Li Yinuo's puppy-dog eyes didn't blink, which was both cute and made people feel guilty.
"snort..."
The mature woman sulked for a while, but she really couldn't bear to part with it.
Perhaps it was a gift of fate; if Zhang Chen hadn't become so weak, they wouldn't have been able to take advantage of his vulnerability.
In fact, it can be considered as fulfilling a thousand-year-old wish for silver.
However, the time allotted for this opportunistic attack was too short.
Hi~
Lin Yinmeng smiled sweetly and greeted Zhang Chen on the playground.
Li Yinuo's expression was indifferent, but she managed a faint smile. The tuft of hair on her head swayed, expressing her feelings.
Whether the bitter love trees can survive is ultimately unimportant; they just want to spend their final days in peace.
Not wanting to see Zhang Chen make any more sacrifices, she would rather be forgotten by Zhang Chen than let him get involved in the other side of this world again.
Even though the flowers of the Bitter Love Tree have long since withered, and the love between humans and demons that lasted for thousands of years has come to an end, they still have expectations...
If I am fortunate enough to have an afterlife, I will accompany you for all eternity.
Hopefully, Heaven will have eyes.
"Is Lin Yinmeng waving at me? She's a hundred times prettier in person than online!"
"It's clearly with me!"
"Get lost! You even listen to pirated music. Did you even buy the new album?"
"By the way, Zhihu updated a post yesterday, and both Lin Yinmeng and Li Yinuo's official accounts liked that post..."
'
"Could the story be true?"
"Who knows, that Zhihu blogger is a bit obsessed, saying in the comments that the two of them are competing against each other... It's a bit outrageous, Mei Nan is really having a hard time."
"Is there any man in this world who is worthy of them? Even if they both love the same person, it would be better if they were separated..."
If such a guy really exists, I'm unfollowing him. Using public resources for female competition is disgusting...
"What are you doing? Are you crazy? Can't you watch where you're going?"
Two female college students who were talking were suddenly hit on the leg by something, and felt excruciating pain.
They looked at Zhang Chen, who was squatting on the ground, and started cursing. They were about to take a picture with their phones and hang him on the wall.
"Squeak?"
"Aaaaah! What is this?!"
Suddenly, a basketball-sized, hideous rat appeared in the frame, scrambling up their legs.
"How disgusting! Get out!"
The two were so frightened that they hurriedly fled, only to be snagged a few times by sparrows in the sky halfway there. They ran through the crowd, screaming and covering their heads.
"Squeak!" The eldest rat regained its normal expression, picked up the unopened mooncakes that the two had dropped on the ground, stuffed them into its belly, and looked quite smug.
Rats aren't that scary. People with pure and kind hearts can't see the ugly side of monsters; only gloomy and hypocritical people can.
"Don't scare people just for food. Let's leave those two behind." Zhang Chen tapped its head.
This fat rat is looking more and more like Totoro. Will it eventually evolve into a super-evolution?
Even if it undergoes super evolution, there's no way to change it; after transforming, it will most likely still become a prisoner.
Also... the electric mouse in the house is starting to look more and more like Pikachu. Zhang Chen is considering using it as a battery so that the house won't have to pay the electricity bill.
These are all things to be discussed later.
The most urgent task now is how to get to Tushan?
Zhang Chen remembered that Tu Shan Han Su and Bai Nuo Yan used the company's teleportation array to travel all over the world.
No, it's hard to explain to Shen Nianxi, and the company is still too dangerous for him.
Who knows what old Taoist priests or monsters might be hiding there? What if they figure it out?
His super transformation time is only ten minutes, and he still has to save it for the Dragon Girl to unleash her ultimate attack.
Could Little Dragon Girl have just been sent away like that? What did Long Luojue mean when he said she was dead?
Give me back my loli dragon girl!
Moreover, no rewards have been revealed yet, and he's already dead. What will happen to his manhood?
Are you waiting to be reborn through the Impure World Reincarnation?
Let's wait until he learns... Resurrect my love!
"Zhang, Zhang Chen..."
While squatting on the ground deep in thought, Jiang Rou hurriedly found him in the crowd and wanted to learn the Asian squat from him, but it was not elegant for a girl to do this, and besides, she had just had her seed removed and could not squat down for the time being.
Fortunately, seeing the girl's predicament, the eldest mouse took a breath and transformed into a round, plump little stool for her to sit on. It was willing to be the beautiful girl's mount, showing that it knew how to repay kindness.
"Where are you going? Can you take me with you?" the girl asked timidly.
"Hmm?" Zhang Chen glanced at her. "What did Long Luoyang tell you?"
"She told me the story, then had me take out the seed, said goodbye, and then shrank..."
""
Jiang Rou stared intently at him with her flower-like eyes. "Zhang Chen, are you very familiar with Daoist Chunyang?"
"I can only say we know each other," Zhang Chen said.
"So, can you tell me, is he dead or not? Does Lord Long's actions mean that Daoist Chunyang isn't dead, but just hiding?"
"this..."
"Could you please call him out? I don't want to see him, I just want to tell him that the world needs him..."
""
Baby, I'm not Ultraman, and the world doesn't need me to save it.
I just want to spend time with the monster cult leader.
"Uh, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to label him... I just want to say that there are so many monsters waiting for him, many of them just want to see him..."
"Lord Long said that tens of thousands of monsters have gathered on that mountain."
"They will use their own bodies as mortar to revive the Bitter Love Tree, all so that the Pure Yang Daoist can be revived..."
"I think monsters are more sentimental than humans," Jiang Rou said, rubbing the eldest rat's ear. "If he's still alive, could he come out and say something, so those monsters don't die in vain?"
As Jiang Rou spoke, her eyes reddened slightly, filled with anticipation.
"I will pass on the message, but I can't guarantee whether he's alive or dead, or whether he'll accept it," Zhang Chen said.
"Thank you! Zhang Chen, could you take me with you?"
Zhang Chen looked into the girl's pure eyes and nodded.
"Really? Can you really take me with you?"
"Speaking of which, that's your hometown, there's nothing you can't go there for."
"Thank you!" Jiang Rou was so moved that tears welled up in her eyes, and she couldn't control her voice as she said sweetly, "Zhang Chen, do you need a concubine? Can I repay you by being your concubine?"
"Let me tell you, don't let my young age fool you, everyone in my family is very fertile, you can do whatever you want to me..."
"
Upon hearing this, the surrounding crowd cast surprised and uncertain glances.
Zhang Chen covered his face, avoiding the gaze of those around him.
Jiang Xiaomei knew his identity but didn't expose him, which pleased him greatly.
But Jiang Xiaomei still thought of repaying kindness with meat and spoke rudely, which made him very unhappy.
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