Chapter 82 The Snake (Thanks to Mikage no Oka 2D Banji no Hoshina for being the patron!)

"Ugh."

I didn't lie to you, did I?

"Is Zhang Chen's skill level significantly different?"

Long Luoyang also imitated Zhang Chen's movements, making them nine parts comical, and also copied Zhang Chen's hip-twisting posture while wearing clothes.

She smacked her lips and belatedly nodded.

"Hmm, a lot."

"You're too small." Zhang Chen pinched her cheek.

"Small."

The Dragon Girl gestured with her tiny hands, trying to describe what she had just seen and felt. After gesturing for a long time, she looked down at her small body.

Long Luoyang sighed in disappointment.

Fortunately, Zhang Chen did not reject her, but the gap between them was too large, so there was no way to refuse.

Unless she calls Da Luoyang back.

However, she would easily get hungry if she transformed into Da Luo Jue, and she would starve to death if she remained in that form for too long. This was also a very tiring task.

Even if it's Da Luo Yang, if she doesn't have anything to eat, she'll suddenly shrink halfway through, but Zhang Chen won't shrink along with her.

Long Luoyang frowned her innocent and pitiful little brows, imagining this scene in her little mind.

After careful analysis, the Dragon Lady provided an authoritative answer.

They will die.

"Zhang Chen, H."

Long Luoyang was not satisfied with the ending. She puffed out her cheeks slightly and made a rather resentful remark.

"...Where did you learn this foreign language from?" Zhang Chen was taken aback.

I learned it in Japan.

"Did you go to Japan before?"

"Yes, because Japan is dumping bomb water into the sea." Long Luoyang tilted his head.

"You're going to purify the wastewater?"

"There was too much water in the bomb, I didn't have that much strength." Little Dragon Girl became more talkative, "So I created a tsunami and blew all the water they had just poured out back up."

Even dragons cannot change this man-made disaster.

"Coo coo~"

The birds, startled by the downpour, flew back to the woods at dusk. Birds are very clean, so rain is not a bad thing for them.

"Little bird, little bird," Long Luoyang greeted the sparrow blankly.

Zhang Chen's gaze then fell on Long Niang, his expression complex.

Using the [Fate-Seeing] technique, one can see that the dense black aura on Xiaolongniang's body is gradually dissipating. If Zhang Chen hadn't made a move just now, Xiaolongniang would be dead here now.

He did do something very immoral, but he told himself that the dragon girl was already 1,500 years old.

Reasonable, justifiable, and legal.

And they didn't do anything, just... uh, a demonstration.

He couldn't resist that look in her eyes, that look of utter despair, of loneliness, of utter silence, of someone who saw Zhang Chen ruining her as the only meaning in his gaze.

Why did Long Luoyang shrink?

Perhaps, like Lin Yinmeng, it is an incurable disease that appears after a long wait that has tormented both body and mind.

And why did black smoke suddenly appear on Long Luoyang's body?

Does refusing to sleep with her mean I have to commit suicide?

Feeling somewhat frightened, Zhang Chen's worries inevitably increased.

If I get away with it today, what about the future?

"Holding hands?"

He tried to take Xiaolongniang's hand, but she coldly slapped his hand away. Instead, she wrapped her arms around his and childishly rubbed her hand against his palm.

It has similarities to Li Yinuo, but also some differences.

Long Luoyang liked to hold his palm between her chin and wrap her two little hands around his entire arm like snakes.

That's right, Long Luoyang was originally a snake.

She also likes to stick out her tongue. If you look closely, her tongue is slightly thinner and more pointed than that of an average person, and it is very flexible.

Snake tongue.

It's alright, Zhang Chen's requirements aren't high.

"H." Long Luoyang noticed his gaze, stuck out her pink tongue at him, and muttered.

She's also very cute when she says "H".

"Where would you like to stay tonight?" Zhang Chen asked. "Is this place okay?"

"Live with Hua Hua."

"Okay, I was just looking for Jiang Rou too."

He was being held by the arm by her as they walked toward the school playground.

The sudden downpour disrupted people's plans, but it also brought a beautiful sunset, with mackerel clouds mixed with the afterglow, looking like fire burning.

The students returned to the playground. They hadn't yet learned the grumbling and complaining of office workers. They were still enjoying their time and even took out their phones to record the beautiful moment.

Seeing this, Zhang Chen felt a little calmer, but he couldn't stop replaying the events of 1,500 years ago in his mind.

His obsession with the Bitter Love Tree deepened, and he desperately wanted to know the story behind the tree.

It turned out that Tu Shan Han Su had already reunited with him back then, but what awaited her was not a reunion, but another reunion.

And this dragon girl... I can only say that I was quite ruthless back then.

If it were him now, he would only be thinking about getting a back massage, and wouldn't care about this "bitter love tree" nonsense.

However... without the Bitter Love Tree, it seems impossible to have a truly enjoyable back massage.

Could it be that I've actually been playing a grand game, planning and scheming for two thousand years, all for the sake of making dumplings now?

Where are the dumplings?

All he saw was... the succubi were all going to be sent.

"Zhang Chen." Suddenly, Xiaolongniang shook his hand.

"What's wrong?"

"no."

"Zhang Chen?"

"What is it?"

"It's nothing."

"Zhang Chen..."

"If there's anything you need to say, you can just say it."

Long Luoyang shook her head, took Zhang Chen's hand and placed it on her chest: "When you call Zhang Chen's name, my heart feels so good."

Direct electricity!

Just kidding, how could I possibly have any evil thoughts at a time like this? I'm just incredibly cute and soft-hearted.

"Lord Long..."

At this moment, Jiang Rou ran out from where she had taken shelter from the rain. The girl was soaked to the bone, and it seemed that she had been looking for Long Luoyang when the rain started.

But when this consistently enthusiastic young woman arrived in front of Zhang Chen, she noticed the position of his hands...

The girl's pupils contracted instantly and gradually lost their luster.

"You...you, what are you doing? How could you do this to a little girl..."

"Hua Hua." Long Luoyang released Zhang Chen's hand, walked up to Jiang Rou, and pointed at Zhang Chen like a child tattled, saying, "Zhang Chen, H."

"Zhang Chen! You've gone too far!" Jiang Rou was almost in tears. "I know you're very capable, and that rat was sent by you to spy on me, right..."

"I appreciate it that you used it to heal my wounds, but you can't do this... she's still just a child!"

"She's over 1,500 years old..." Zhang Chen explained.

"No way! She's still so young... I know just as much as you do. Little Dragon was like this when she first took human form. How could you defile such a holy and sacred monster?"

"If you absolutely must take action against her, then you might as well take me with you!"

The girl bit her lower lip tightly, closed her eyes nervously, and showed an expression of resignation.

"I never expected that the Pure Yang Daoist would benefit scum like you... Ugh... Come on, if you insist on this, then act quickly, and I will have nothing more to say... Justice will never be absent."

"6

""

Miss Jiang, your sense of justice is just too overwhelming.

"Actually, I am him." Zhang Chen scratched his head.

Flower girl, don't look back, I am Xiaoyangren.

"Chunyang Daoist isn't a loli fetishist! You're not allowed to slander him!" Jiang Rou was truly furious and cried. "Now I know why that person's reputation is ruined—it's because of people like you spreading rumors!"

"6

""

"Alright." Zhang Chen didn't need to reveal his identity to Miss Jiang. Miss Jiang was a top fan even among star-chasing groups.

"I'll have to trouble you to take care of her tonight; I can't take her in for the time being."

"Hmph... I've let you take me in, and now you're all set..." Jiang Rou pulled Long Luoyang back, looking at him with extreme wariness.

The three or five little dragon girls still looked bewildered yet adorable.

"Jiang Rou, I need to talk to you."

"Well... let me tell you, I just got in touch with Li Yinuo and Lin Yinmeng. I... I'm being hired by them. I'm not without connections..."

"Oh, you wrote those posts on Zhihu?"

"Yes, yes," Jiang Rou said, forcing herself to speak, even though her small chest was already heaving violently from her disordered and tense breathing.

The wet feet, struggling under the weight of the rainwater in their mesh shoes, made squelching sounds along with the socks.

I'm soaking wet, feeling hot and cold all the time, and right now I'm feeling hot and bothered. If this keeps up, I'll probably catch a cold.

Putting aside her somewhat single-mindedness, the young lady truly embodied the principles of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness in both knowledge and action.

"Would you like to change your clothes first?"

"I won't change. What if you take advantage of me while I'm changing and... what will happen to Lord Long?"

"Actually... if I really wanted to do something, you couldn't stop me."

"Waaah..." Jiang Rou sobbed, the timidity inherent in the little girl's bones causing her to weep at this moment.

"I don't believe your organization would even harm humans... I will stay with her and you're not allowed to hurt her!"

Zhang Chen glanced helplessly at Long Luoyang.

Little Dragon Girl blinked and slapped Jiang Rou's bottom.

Suddenly, as if slapped out of her soul, water droplets splashed out from Jiang Rou's body.

The damp girl has become clean and refreshed again.

"Hmm!"

Jiang Rou covered her bottom and cried out softly, staggering a couple of times before Zhang Chen caught her.

When their eyes met, Jiang Rou was momentarily at a loss for words.

"Thank you..."

For some reason, she was powerless against Zhang Chen's gaze; after just two seconds of eye contact, her breathing became erratic.

"Don't just spank people; a light pat on the shoulder is enough," Zhang Chen said helplessly to Long Luoyang.

"Oh, but Zhang Chen was staring at Hua Hua's butt the whole time," Little Dragon Girl said without any restraint, "that's why I patted Hua Hua's butt."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Rou's eyes welled up with tears, and she dared not look at him.

Zhang Chen slapped his forehead. "I was checking to see if she was showing too much skin; wet clothes are easy to see through..."

"H." Little Dragon Girl pointed at him with her index finger.

"6

""

After explaining for a while, Jiang Rou, who was not unreasonable, roughly understood that Zhang Chen had no ill intentions.

The two people and the dragon sat on a deck chair next to the running track on the playground.

The girl breathed a sigh of relief.

She genuinely didn't want to believe that... a cultivator who could raise such adorable monsters would be a pervert.

Fortunately, he was a good person.

"Then you..."

"We've had a sexual relationship, we've even taken our pants off together," Long Luoyang said, holding Zhang Chen's arm.

""

"No, we're just friends."

"So, Zhang Chen, are you a very powerful cultivator? Are you some kind of hidden dragon king in the city? Otherwise, how come you have such a good relationship with Lord Long..."

Jiang Rou's imagination is too far-fetched.

"No, if I had to say, I'd say I'm about the same as you," Zhang Chen said.

"You also want to marry Daoist Chunyang?" Jiang Rou's eyes widened, and Zhang Chen then noticed that the girl's pupils had a very special color and shape.

It resembles a heart-shaped light pink flower, or a love knot symbolizing a happy marriage.

Zhang Chen knew that this was what the bitter love tree flower looked like.

Could it be that... the seed is hidden in Jiang Rou's eyes?

Does that mean he's going to cosplay as an Uchiha?

Give me your eyes, Jiang Rou! I will live on with your eyes!

Amaterasu!

Is it a bit late to be opening your eyes at this age?

""

Jiang Rou had no idea what Zhang Chen was thinking. She only knew that Zhang Chen was staring at her with such deep affection in his eyes. She lowered her head, a forced smile on her face, and nervously rubbed her thigh with her small hands.

It seems like it's aimed at her.

"I'm not gay, why would I marry him..." Zhang Chen finally spoke up.

Oh no! Telling a girl I'm not gay is practically a confession!

"Oh, cough cough... Zhang Chen, although we disagree on politics, you hate Chunyang Daoist and I like Chunyang Daoist, I still think you are a good person." Jiang Rou tried to refuse tactfully.

"Those who are friendly with monsters are not bad people."

"If I have the chance, I'll make you like him too. He's a very respectable person! You believe me!"

Zhang Chen smiled bitterly.

"Hmm...so what do you want to talk to me about?" Jiang Rou wiped away the tears that had just welled up in her eyes from the fright, then sat up straight with a serious expression, ready to listen.

That's what makes her so likable, Zhang Chen thought. This girl is great in every way, except she's a hopeless romantic.

After organizing his thoughts, Zhang Chen lowered his voice and said, "I need that thing you wanted to give to Daoist Chunyang."

"Ah?" Jiang Rou's face paled, and she frowned. "No, I can't give it to you..."

"I'll give you my first time, but I can't give you this... You know how important it is, right?"

Damn it, can you give me a better example? You're just like Shen Nianxi, all you can talk about is doing, right?

"You won't live to see Master Chunyang," Zhang Chen said. "To tell you the truth, he's dead. My organization has inherited his mission. You know Shen Nianxi, right? She's also a member of the organization."

"Dead... How could that be..."

"If he doesn't show up, it doesn't matter whether he's alive or dead; just pretend he's dead."

At this point, Zhang Chen paused, mimicking the deep tone that Ga La used when speaking to the male protagonist: "Your ancestors were monsters, weren't they?"

Jiang Rou's shoulders trembled as she looked at Zhang Chen in disbelief.

"The Bitter Love Tree, are you familiar with it?"

"It's withered. You should know what that tree meant to him."

"Shen Nianxi and I are tasked with replanting a tree of bitter love, but we'll need your help with that."

Before the girl could react, and before Zhang Chen could see anything... it was the little dragon girl who was holding him beside him who stared at him with wide vertical pupils, her eyes showing a slight change.

"Seeds..." Jiang Rou murmured for a long time before finally saying forlornly, "You want seeds...?"

"right."

"The seed is right here... I'm sorry, I'm so sad, is he really not coming back..." Jiang Rou covered her face and sobbed, losing control of her emotions at one point.

"Where?"

"here--"

"?"

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From a biological point of view, that is indeed normal.

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