After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.

Chapter 73: Noodles That Make You Gag After Eating Them (Seeking First Subscription!)

The next morning.

Because Tu Shan Han Su was too tired last night and fell asleep before finishing her meal, Zhang Chen was spared.

But he was also afraid that something might have happened to the fox, so after he had Bai Nuoyan knocked out in the night, he secretly slipped into the matchmaking agency in the middle of the night to sleep with the fox.

First thing in the morning, Miss Fox started clamoring for noodles.

Left with no other choice, Zhang Chen resorted to both threats and inducements before finally making it for her. However, he had to rely on Tu Shan Han Su to make the seasoning for the noodles herself...

A short while later.

"Is it really delicious?"

Zhang Chen watched in horror as Tu Shan Han Su wolfed down her food, feeling a bit afraid.

"It's delicious."

"That's how it tastes best when it's fully coated in sauce, you don't understand."

Miss Fox shoveled noodles into her mouth expressionlessly. At first, her expression was indifferent, but just as she was about to swallow, she suddenly pinched her throat and gagged: "Ugh... I mean, I feel a little... nauseous."

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"This is too nutritious, I can't eat it." Tu Shan Han Su wiped her mouth, ran to the toilet to vomit, and her voice lingered, "You eat the rest, don't waste it..."

Zhang Chen stared at the bowl of noodles, unmoved.

What's the difference between this and Lin Yinmeng inviting him to eat fried rice with eggs?

Okay, actually it's not that exaggerated. This is just a regular bowl of lard noodles.

Tu Shan Han Su felt nauseous, not because of the noodles, but simply because she wasn't as experienced as Li Yinuo.

It's normal to feel nauseous after eating at a buffet.

Zhang Chen had advised her to just grind her teeth and be done with it, but Tu Shan Han Su was real, and she insisted on trying it to the end. Now look what happened, she had a chain reaction and kept vomiting.

It's okay, you'll gain experience and become proficient eventually.

"vomit..."

Miss Fox was still vomiting, so Zhang Chen had to cook another bowl of stomach-soothing soup. He used to have a bad stomach and always kept a medicine packet on hand.

Place the soup on the table.

"I'm going to school now. Eat if you can, don't force yourself if you can't."

Leaving those words behind, Zhang Chen put on his pants and hurried to school.

It rained all night last night, and the yard was all wet. The mice were cleaning up the water early this morning. After the boss mouse got control of the huge amount of drinks, he became the contractor, and the other mice worked for him to earn iced tea.

"Glug glug!" As he passed the fishpond, a carp blew bubbles at him.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Chen asked.

"The rain last night tasted like home!" said Jinzai Carp.

"Hmm...it's probably moisture from the Yellow River drifting over," Zhang Chen said, "that's why it smells familiar to you."

The carp looked at each other, unsure of what to do.

"My God! We think this rain will last a long time!"

"It's not the rainy season yet, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is almost here." Zhang Chen looked at the mackerel clouds in the sky. "But there's a possibility of a typhoon."

"I don't know why, but this kind of rain makes us very happy!" The carp circled around in the fishpond, occasionally leaping out of the water.

"That's good rain," Zhang Chen said with relief. To be honest, this morning was much fresher than usual.

It might be because it rained.

Of course, it's also possible that he was devoured by the Tushan Hansu Fox as soon as he woke up in the morning.

It would be strange if it didn't feel refreshing.

That bite should heal Tu Shan Han Su's injuries considerably.

After all, Miss Fox was really weak last night, so Zhang Chen took advantage of her being fast asleep and used [Dog Sniff] to sniff her body...

He didn't do it on purpose; it's just that it's very difficult to judge the status of such a powerful monster even with cheat codes. You have to get close and sniff carefully to detect it.

The result was... quite a few sticks of incense.

The scent of being wounded.

The injuries were quite severe. I don't know who Tu Shan Han Su fought with yesterday, but even the yang energy he poured into her body couldn't cure her.

Perfect timing... go with the flow, this morning's treatment will heal her wounds.

Zhang Chen actually had some additional worries, fearing that Li Yinuo would notice something was wrong with the taste at noon.

However, Tu Shan Han Su stated that she only ate a small portion and did not consume the entire amount through actual reproduction, so Zhang Chen's original Yang essence would still repair itself.

In other words... even after half a lifetime, he is still Chu Nan.

As we approached the school gate, it started to drizzle again. Fortunately, it was the kind of light drizzle that wouldn't make us feel uncomfortable even if we got wet.

Seeing the raindrops falling on the trees by the roadside, Zhang Chen couldn't help but think of the Bitter Love Tree.

"Soil, seeds, water."

Planting a bitter love tree definitely requires these three basic ingredients, but currently only soil is available, which was obtained from Jiang Rou.

Should I continue pursuing Jiang Rou to get more rewards?

The affection level is already full, so how can I win her over... Although the girl is quite pretty, even comparable to female demons, probably because her ancestors were flower fairies, her looks are very striking.

It's a bit tricky.

"Wait, brother, wait a minute."

Just as Zhang Chen arrived at the school gate, someone tapped him on the shoulder. He thought it was Li Yu, but when he turned around, he found it was... a guy dressed in a rather trendy way.

I think I saw him in class yesterday... I forgot his name, was it Taka or Takamaru?

"I've finally waited for you! Your name is Zhang Chen, right? I'm Gao Quan. We met yesterday, remember?"

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Zhang Chen looked at him calmly.

Gao Quan originally wanted to pat Zhang Chen on the shoulder again; he often did that...it was both a way to get closer and to show off...

For him, a pat on the shoulder is equivalent to taking the lead in social situations.

But when Zhang Chen looked at him with such inexplicable indifference, he couldn't bring himself to pat the table. It was as if he was facing not a person, but a statue that had seen through the vicissitudes of life and become indifferent to everything.

"Ahem..." Gao Quan coughed awkwardly. "Um, I wanted to ask, what's your relationship with Jiang Rou? How's it progressed? Yesterday she seemed to be treating you quite differently..."

"Uh, I have something to do..." Zhang Chen turned to leave.

"Dude, don't go. Even though I'm pursuing her, it's not like I can't accept competition. Jiang Rou's qualities are undeniable, right? Besides, I'm not going to hang myself on one tree."

"To be honest, she's really hard to get. If you don't have the money, just forget about it. By the way, there's a social event I helped organize on the playground tonight. I invited a lot of people, and there are quite a few beautiful girls there. I can introduce you to a few."

"You know Lin Yinmeng, right? Her assistant will be coming over tonight. Zhao Fangyi, the president of the etiquette club, have you seen her photos online? She's gorgeous. Let me introduce you?"

"Don't like mature women? How about someone quieter? Ye Zhi, or Shen Nianxi, I don't know if you've heard of them, but their family backgrounds aren't much worse than Jiang Rou's, so it's hard to pursue someone without money... but I can still introduce you to them."

"That won't work either? How about Xu Mianmian? She's in your class, right? She's a bit too young. Let me see if I can find a girl to bring her over... Holy crap, bro, you're not a lolicon, are you?"

"..." Zhang Chen was both amused and exasperated.

This rich kid seems to have a pretty good network of connections, and he's quite straightforward, talking about anything with a stranger.

Unfortunately, he hasn't been surfing the internet enough. If he had seen any photos of him and Li Yinuo, he wouldn't have said that.

"Hey buddy, you really won't listen to advice. It's not that I look down on you, but you'll understand when I come to see you tonight. University is a microcosm of society. Nanjing University is full of local bullies. You can't get by without some connections or money. Without someone to guide you, you won't know how to communicate with people in that kind of situation."

Gao Quan sighed and shrugged.

"Forget it, Jiang Rou will definitely be here tonight anyway. She's going to meet with celebrities like Zhao Fangyi and Ye Zhi. I don't know what she's up to. If you come, come find me. But you really can't touch Jiang Rou. Trust me, her family situation is too complicated."

"Then why did you still go after her?" Zhang Chen replied.

"I had no choice, it was my parents' request." Gao Quan shrugged. "Brother, you've finally spoken up. I could tell at a glance you were the quiet type, a classic STEM guy, what a waste of your playboy looks."

"Okay, you absolutely have to come tonight. With your looks and my backing you up, girls will add you on WeChat easily! I can even help you filter out any gold diggers!"

"I'll see how it goes," Zhang Chen replied politely. The other party didn't seem to have any ill intentions, unlike Huang Yiming, who was an idiot who didn't even realize it.

"Alright, even if the deal falls through, let's stay friendly and exchange contact information!" Gao Quan laughed. "Seriously, I've never seen Jiang Rou react like that to anyone before. How did you manage that?"

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"Oh, I forgot, you also have feelings for Xiaorou... I shouldn't have asked, sorry bro. Let's compete fairly in this matter, or it would be better if you met someone you liked more tonight and gave up on that."

"Actually, there's a trick to it." Seeing his sincerity, Zhang Chen prepared to teach him his secret technique.

"What's the trick?!"

"Give more opportunities to communicate with girls, and you'll have more options to choose from."

"?" Gao Quan was stunned. "Dude, you're way too pure. Is there no one in this school you care about?"

"There aren't any people in the real sense of the word." Zhang Chen walked towards the teaching building first.

Gao Quan was still stunned. He had always been a social butterfly and couldn't understand the thought process of a shut-in. He thought he could only take Zhang Chen out to see more of the world at night.

"How could he get together with Xiaorou? That's outrageous..."

He didn't come to the classroom to listen to lectures; he just thought that the environment would make his mind clearer, which would make it easier for him to study the information about the Bitter Love Tree.

The information he provided was based on hearsay and inquiries, so there's no guarantee it's accurate.

It is known that he planted the Bitter Love Tree about 1,500 years ago, which allows demons and humans to continue their past relationships through reincarnation.

Besides continuing existing relationships, the Bitter Love Tree can also forge new ones. It allows demons to shorten their lifespan and directly transform into human form, enabling them to be trained and mentored by humans...

But based on his understanding of himself, the purpose of planting this tree was most likely just to train the monsters; other effects were just byproducts.

In addition, the fruit of the Bitter Love Tree is considered a rare treasure. A demon who eats one can gain a hundred years of cultivation, but he will also be cursed by the Bitter Love Tree. When a demon is about to die, he will uncontrollably return to the Bitter Love Tree and use his own corpse as nourishment for the tree.

Besides these, I just heard about time travel from the Peach Blossom Fairy yesterday...

The source of this news is Shen Nianxi.

I guess I still have to find her...

The key issue is that things are a bit awkward between him and Shen Nianxi now. After they had sex yesterday, that little devil started avoiding him again.

I'm still blocked on QQ and WeChat.

It's difficult to meet in private.

If Shen Nianxi is going to that social event tonight, it would be easier to talk to her in a public place.

How should I put it? It's said that although Zhang Chen was hypnotized, Zhang Chen still had feelings.

"grown ups!"

Suddenly, Xu Mianmian ran into the classroom trembling with fear. When she saw him, she clung to him like a lifeline: "Sir... I, I have something important to report!"

"Don't rush, what's wrong?"

"I... I live in the school dormitory, right? My roommate... is called Jiang Rou."

Skillful.

"What's wrong with Jiang Rou?"

"She...she's always been rather eccentric. I've wanted to tell you for a while...but I was afraid the information might be inaccurate and cause you trouble. But now it's confirmed..."

Xu Mianmian's little face was full of fear. "Before, she would often stare at a book and giggle like an idiot, constantly calling out 'Taoist, Taoist, Taoist... I like it so much, so much, so much'... She didn't even wear clothes to sleep!"

"And she often stays up until midnight typing on her computer, writing articles about Lord Yinmeng and Lord Yinuo... I wonder if she's spreading rumors."

"But none of these are the strangest!"

"Until yesterday! She...she brought a middle school student back to her dorm!"

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