After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.

Being a trapeze artist is so cool.

"Giggle! Immortal! Can't you use the stairs?"

"We almost didn't catch you!"

Two crows grabbed his shoulders, two owls grabbed his arms, and a few swallows joined in by pulling his ears.

There were also a few sparrows just there to make a scene; they practically plucked his hair out of the house.

"Chirp! Going downstairs like this won't be any faster, the elevator is much faster!" Swallow chirped.

"Being handsome is a lifelong thing," Zhang Chen said.

"Chirp! Crow, can we really persuade Lord Lark to come back if we go to him?" a sparrow asked doubtfully.

"Gaga, he's a cuckold! He's Chunyang Daoist's substitute meal. If he can't persuade him back, no one can!"

"Chirp, cuckold! How pitiful!"

"But Lady Lark isn't married yet, so who cheated on whom?"

"Goo-ga, you don't understand. The Green Hat Immortal only obtained the body of Lord Lark, but Lord Lark's heart still belongs to Pure Yang Daoist!"

"Chirp!" the swallow protested. "That's terrible thinking! We swallows are all monogamous!"

"Gaga, you guys are just too feudal! Do you even know how many confidantes the Pure Yang Daoist has?!"

"Humans are so lewd!" Yanzi exclaimed. "Luckily, I can't transform into human form, otherwise I would definitely be targeted by the Pure Yang Daoist!"

"Gugu, you're overthinking it. Pure Yang Daoist only picks good-looking monsters. There are very few monsters as beautiful as Lord Bailingniao," said Gugu, the owl who had been silent all along.

"Chirp! Yes, Lady Lark is truly beautiful, and it's also because of her inner beauty that the demons wouldn't be able to cultivate anymore!"

Sparrow got tired of pulling Zhang Chen's hair, so it simply sat on Zhang Chen's head, patted its belly, and chirped.

Listening to their conversation, Zhang Chen's tense mood relaxed a little.

Before getting to know the monsters, he always thought they would be fierce and evil, but after getting to know them, he found that most of the monsters had their own intelligence and were no different from humans.

But intelligence alone is not enough; what Zhang Chen admires even more is their purer and more romantic hearts, which are far superior to those of humans.

Their judgments of good and evil, justice and fairness tend to be more like simple morality. What's amazing is that almost all the little monsters abide by this morality, as if it were their instinctive trait.

However, if it is a great demon that has already taken human form... it will have less of this trait.

Perhaps, just as Tu Shan Han Su said, the human world will soon be transformed into a world of monsters.

This dazzling world is so overwhelming that even a cicada wouldn't want to come back a second time, let alone Lin Yinmeng, who has been awake for thousands of years.

Having lived for over a thousand years... it's no different from an artifact unearthed from the ground.

If their virginity is taken away...wouldn't that be considered damaging cultural relics?

Thinking of this, Zhang Chen slapped his forehead to clear his mind. Recently, the female demons had been feeding him ideas about mating, which had filled his mind with this stuff.

Humans need alkyl octanitrogen.

"Mom! There are birdmen in the sky!"

"Those are migratory birds, they're migrating... Wait, what? There's actually a person?! Is it another extreme athlete sponsored by Red Bull?"

Seeing that someone on the ground was about to raise their phone to take a picture, Zhang Chen quickly covered his face and made the birds fly higher.

Even in this day and age, if he were posted online, most people would probably assume he's an AI.

But Zhang Chen was still afraid that acquaintances would see him, um... like Bai Nuoyan or Shen Nianxi.

Speaking of online issues... He had just seen on forums and Weibo that there were clearly paid trolls promoting Chonglin Yinmeng's new song, spouting negative information about the investment, clearly buying public opinion.

Only that bastard of General Hong would do such a thing, acting out of embarrassment and shame, behaving like a petty person.

He tugged at the crow's feathers:

"Didn't you deal with Hung King?"

"Goo-ga... They're all company people! We were about to make a move before we came to find you, but we were caught by company people! We even got injured, including YaYa!"

"Shen Nianxi?"

"Gah! I remember her, but she helped us! If she hadn't stopped the company people, I would have been shot dead!"

"She's injured! Good heavens! We misunderstood her at first; she's a good girl!"

Don't make Nianxi laugh.

Okay, she's a good girl at heart, but things are different when she's being hypnotized.

"Okay, I understand. How is Lin Yinmeng doing?"

"Caw! Immortal! This is what we've been looking for!" the crow cried anxiously, and the other birds chirped and clucked in response.

"Lord Lark dismissed us all a month ago, leaving only the Crow Clan."

"But crows are responsible for collecting corpses!" the birds cried.

"Guga, her health is getting worse and worse. She coughs up blood and cries every night. She looks so painful. She cries and says she can't remember anything, and she can't even get pregnant... She has no reason to live anymore. She has let down Master Chunyang..."

"I originally thought that the fact that Master Bai left a mark on you, Immortal, meant that she had resolved her inner conflict! She had let go of Chunyang Daoist..." Crow interjected.

"But, she saw the news online. She wanted to continue practicing and rehearsing, but she kept coughing and bleeding, and couldn't do anything... So she cried again, saying she couldn't do anything right... and didn't want to sing anymore. Her crying even caused a snowfall..."

Zhang Chen was taken aback. Sure enough, he had mental problems, changing his mind frequently and being unpredictable.

"So what does she want to do?"

"Guga, she said... she has enough cultivation left to extend your life by another ten years, maybe even allowing you to live to see her reincarnation..."

"Wait, wait until tomorrow when you go to see her again. She's preparing to sacrifice herself to you... Immortal, are you a friend of the Pure Yang Daoist? Otherwise, why would Lady Lark do this..."

After the crow finished speaking, the flock of birds cried out in mournful cries, and even the sparrow that had been lazily perched on his head started to weep.

Zhang Chen remained silent for a long time.

Is he going to give away spirit rings the moment we meet?

Normally, they're the reincarnations of monsters, right? But it turns out that I'm the reincarnation of a monster.

so funny.

Perhaps the reason they extend their lives is that they know they will be a different person in their next life.

Lin Yinmeng's statement about waiting for the next life was nothing more than a way to comfort herself. Little Nightingale had already given up struggling and wanted to leave everything to him in the end.

The reason why Lin Yinmeng is so tragic is all because of that careless lie he made a thousand years ago.

He is clearly the culprit.

In the end, Lin Yinmeng finally waited for him, but he remembered nothing and didn't know what Lin Yinmeng had sacrificed.

But the silly little bird didn't complain or hate. Even though it was on the verge of a mental breakdown, it was still thinking about what it could leave him in the end.

If he were Lin Yinmeng, he would want to tear himself to pieces.

What happened to the saying that love turns to hate? How come there's not a trace of hatred after more than a thousand years?

"Guga, Immortal! What should we do now? Can you try to persuade Lady Lark? The Bitter Love Tree of Tushan has long since withered; who knows what she will become in her next life..."

"Everyone will be with her during her final moments! Immortal! Go and persuade her not to give up..."

The pressure came on him.

Zhang Chen not only wanted to persuade him, but also wanted to save him.

I can only be someone who doesn't feel pressured this once.

Thinking of this, he patted the crow on his shoulder:

"What's your name?"

"My name is Crow!"

"Okay, you take the crow with me to the hospital. The other birds go to school to keep Lin Yinmeng company and prevent her from doing anything foolish."

"Goo-ga! Immortal! The hospital is full of company people now, and there are also demon hunters from the Beijing area! It's very dangerous!"

"fine."

As Zhang Chen spoke, he controlled the gathering of Yang energy within his body... It's time to become a Pokémon Master.

"Great Raven, do you crave power?"

"Gurgle?"