After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.
Chapter 15: The Guide to Gala Wood
In the evening, after finishing her official business, Shen Nianxi sat on a park bench to sober up and answered a phone call.
"Feed? Miss Hansu... What? My method works?"
"Hmm...right, if that guy is lonely and lacks love, the best way is to cook for him, eat with him, and make his room more welcoming and warm. That would definitely touch his heart."
"In short, we wanted to give him a feeling of home."
"Birth control pills... uh, because it's already difficult for humans and demons to reproduce, birth control pills for humans and demons have never been developed."
"Huh? This person isn't an ordinary person; it's easy to get her pregnant... This... there's no precedent for this. I'll go back and ask."
"It's okay~ You can ask me any more questions."
"Beep, beep beep..."
Shen Nianxi let out a long breath, leaned back wearily on the recliner, her eyes vacant.
"Aren't the fox demons of Tushan supposed to be very conservative...? Why are they thinking about finding men as soon as they come out of seclusion?"
"And they've already started having children...that's progressing way too fast."
"Who is so lucky to have obtained such a beautiful demon?"
Fortunately, she and Zhang Chen had been deskmates. Zhang Chen often played some games... something like "ga da ge mu". Through this exposure, she also learned some tips and tricks for dating.
Therefore, all the dating methods she shared with Tu Shan Hansu were learned from Zhang Chen.
I just tried it at first, but I didn't expect it to actually work so well.
Shen Nianxi rubbed her temples, suddenly feeling a bit scared. Luckily, Zhang Chen hadn't used those methods on her.
What if... he actually manages to win me over?
Fortunately, she had a firm belief in the Dao, because those in her line of work are most afraid of developing feelings for mortals.
After lying on the chair for a while, Shen Nianxi suddenly felt that the temperature around her had dropped a lot, and a white mist appeared in front of her eyes.
A distinguished guest has arrived.
She sat up abruptly, trying to appear as professional as possible.
The next moment, a silver-haired girl wearing a hoodie emerged from the mist.
"Bai Nuoyan," the silver-haired girl said. "And you are?"
"Ah, hello." Shen Nianxi stood up and shook hands with the other person. "I am Shen Nianxi, the one I mentioned to you on the phone. I am also the person in charge of Ning'an City."
"Well, let's get to the point. I'm in a hurry to get back and take a shower." Bai Nuoyan seemed very casual, shaking hands before putting her hands in her pockets. "Who saved that cat?"
"Not you?" Shen Nianxi was stunned. "There shouldn't be anyone else with this ability, right?"
"Me? I didn't know about this at first; I only found out when it came back to say goodbye."
"?" Shen Nianxi's mind was a little confused. Zhang Chen was hypnotized by her and would definitely not lie. So, it was just that cat-abusing man who made it up?
"This...maybe I didn't think it through. Who else could it be but you..." the girl said hesitantly. Such a strange and unpredictable thing happening on her turf was truly unsettling.
This means that there may be other great monsters that have not been recorded, living in seclusion in the city.
"Wasn't it made by you humans?" Bai Nuoyan asked.
"Historically, the only person who could save the lifeless cat demon was the Pure Yang Daoist," Shen Nianxi said, frowning. "But he hasn't appeared for over three hundred years."
Bai Nuoyan thought to herself, "Of course! She's kept Zhang Chen hidden so well, how could you possibly find out?"
However... all the hard work of the past ten years was in vain this morning. Zhang Chen didn't know that he had taken aphrodisiacs and accidentally exposed himself.
"The Pure Yang Daoist is long dead," Bai Nuoyan lied. "This is a common understanding in both the human and demon realms."
"Yes, but that yang energy this morning... it really startled the monsters in Ning'an," Shen Nianxi said, seemingly unintentionally.
"Yes, I met him once a few hundred years ago and asked him for a bottle of Yang Yuan," Bai Nuoyan explained calmly. "When I took it out to cultivate today, there was a slight accident, and I didn't expect it to leak out."
"The Yang essence of the Pure Yang Daoist? Such a precious natural treasure, there aren't many left in the whole world... that's a bit of a pity."
"There's nothing to regret," Bai Nuoyan shook her head, disdainfully saying, "That stuff is both fishy and smelly."
"Huh?" Shen Nianxi didn't understand.
"Then let it be. It's good that everything is safe and sound. We'll meet again if fate allows." Bai Nuo said, disappearing into the mist.
Shen Nianxi was left standing there dumbfounded. After a few seconds, she puffed out her cheeks in distress:
"Seriously... If you don't like it, just give it to me... It's such a precious thing, what a waste."
...
Zhang Chen had just taken off his clothes and entered the bathroom when he heard the cat scratching at the door.
At the same time, Bai Nuoyan's voice could also be heard.
"Please wash the cat for me, I'm going to take a bath."
Zhang Chen was speechless.
It is known that Bai Nuoyan is a cat.
Bai Nuoyan asking him to help wash the cat is equivalent to asking him to wash himself.
God's.
Zhang Chen covered the door with a towel, opened it, and saw no sign of Bai Nuoyan, only a big-eyed, adorable white cat on the floor.
Before he could make any further moves, the white cat scurried in, grabbed his leg, and climbed up, tearing off the towel he was using to cover his private parts.
"..."
The person and the cat stared at each other.
It's hard.
The fist hardened.
Zhang Chen swallowed the humiliation. Since he was going to pretend, he might as well go all the way and turned on the shower as if he didn't care.
"I'll shower first, then I'll shower you... By the way, you seem like you'd be perfect as a bath sponge?"
Upon hearing this, the white cat's pupils contracted.
"Just kidding."
Zhang Chen lifted the cat into the bucket of water. "You can soak it for now."
"Your master is incredibly lazy; I even have to help her take a bath," Zhang Chen chirped. "She's useless in the kitchen and unpresentable in public; who would dare marry a woman like that?"
The white cat floated in the bucket, its paws peeking out, purring and blowing bubbles.
"You're breathing on me? You're quite protective of your owner, huh?" Zhang Chen picked up the showerhead and sprayed her with water. "She's too lazy to even give you a bath, why are you protecting her?"
"Meow!"
"You're getting impatient," Zhang Chen laughed, finding it quite amusing to tease Bai Nuoyan like this.
Although he is now completely honest with the other party, he feels good just thinking about how Bai Nuoyan can see him but not have him.
After a short while, Zhang Chen finished his bath and finally picked up the cat, preparing to wash Bai Nuoyan with soap.
Surprisingly, Bai Nuoyan, lying on his lap, was unusually well-behaved, except that her eyes were fixed on a certain spot...
Damn it, burn the cat.
Zhang Chen didn't understand Bai Nuoyan's intention in doing this, but he had his own rhythm, focusing on a niche area for playing with wood.
Hurry up and expose my manhood, you bastard!
"Hey, do you cats really have nine lives?"
"Yesterday, Bai Nuoyan told me that she gave me eight lives, but I don't know if it's true or not."
The white cat remained unmoved.
"She hasn't even taken my gentle catgirl yet," Zhang Chen sighed. "If Bai Nuoyan really were a catgirl, I would definitely pursue her."
The white cat's body suddenly tensed up.
"But with her stubborn arrogance, I doubt any man could ever win her over."
The white cat scratched him, not too hard, not too soft.
"Huh? You also agree that she's a total tsundere? Right? This woman always pretends she's not in pain when she gets her period, and I have to buy her sanitary napkins."
"She clearly loves glutinous rice cakes the most, but when I bought them for her, she said she didn't like them. As soon as I left, she secretly ate them."
"Sigh, but sometimes I do think she's really pretty." Zhang Chen rubbed the cat's head. "It's a pity that childhood sweethearts are outdated. Now it's all about unexpected sweethearts. Being too familiar with someone can kill the passion."
"I can only be her brother for the rest of my life."
"Meow!"
The white cat meowed as if in a hurry, scratched his leg a few times, and then crawled inside.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"No, that's not a cat toy, you..."
"..."
A dozen minutes later, Zhang Chen was exhausted and kicked Bai Nuoyan out of the bathroom.
When a cat gets angry, it really bites, and it hurts a lot. Plus, its tongue has barbs.
He took a while to tidy himself up and got dressed in the bathroom.
Pushing open the bathroom door, he saw Bai Nuoyan sitting on the edge of his bed, dressed in thin clothes... brushing her teeth.
The silver-haired girl's mouth was covered in white foam, and she was gagging while brushing her teeth.
"Brush your teeth gently, brushing too hard will make you nauseous if you push too hard and hurt your throat," Zhang Chen kindly reminded him.
Bai Nuoyan's face flushed slightly, and after rinsing her mouth, her voice became hoarse.
"Feed..."
"What?" Zhang Chen asked, wiping his hair.
Bai Nuoyan stared at him intently, making him a little nervous.
"If, I mean if, neither of us dated in college," the girl said coyly, her fair feet stepping on his blanket.
"I can pretend to be your girlfriend and take you out to show off."
"What's so special about this?" Zhang Chen raised an eyebrow.
"I'm so pretty, isn't that making you look good?" Bai Nuoyan smiled and made a peace sign to look cute.
"And what happens after graduation?"
"Pretend to get married."
"Uh... what happens after we get married?"
"Just pretend to give birth."
"Can anything be faked?" Zhang Chen's worldview crumbled.
"What else can I do? I don't even like you. Am I supposed to just let you use me for free? Wouldn't you have to give me back my children?"
"Also, remember to bathe my cat every day from now on, especially making sure to clean its genitals thoroughly. Trim its nails before washing, otherwise it will hurt."
After Bai Nuoyan finished speaking, her cheeks were as red as the sunset outside the window.
She couldn't help but be anxious.
This afternoon, several groups of monsters disguised themselves and came to investigate Zhang Chen's room.
Moreover, the monsters that come are either female or male.
There was a female dog that she particularly disliked.
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