After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.

Chapter 126 Cat Turns into Human Halfway Through Washing

"If I and your mother both fell into the water, who would you save?"

As soon as Zhang Chen returned to the rented room, Bai Nuoyan, who had been lying in ambush, attacked him, stripped him naked, and hung him from the ceiling with a rope.

If Zhang Chen's answer did not satisfy her, she would cut the rope with a throwing knife.

She was right below, ready to open her meowing mouth at any moment and let Zhang Chen experience what it felt like to ascend.

The main issue is that Tu Shan Han Su said she has hangnails, which inexplicably annoyed her.

She wanted to give Zhang Chen a huge scar, engraving the three characters "Bai Nuoyan" on it, to mark the territory.

"explain!"

"I'll save you, I'll save you! I don't have a mother, who else can I save?"

"What if you had it?"

"I'm still saving you, you're like my mother, though not now, I'm talking about when you were a cute little girl."

"How disgusting are you?!"

"Whatever, I'm only saving you anyway."

"You unfilial son!" Bai Nuoyan threw a flying knife, and Zhang Chen fell to the ground.

However, in the end, Bai Nuoyan still chickened out; perhaps this is the fate of every cat.

Breathing on it is fine, but forget about Häagen-Dazs.

"You rotten person." Bai Nuoyan stomped on Zhang Chen several times with her fair, delicate feet. "You're utterly rotten."

"You scum who only thinks with your lower body! You're just a silver-toothed worm who'll only drive rice up in price!"

"I brought you a gift." Zhang Chen raised his hand and took out a small bottle of ointment from his pocket.

"What is this?"

Bai Nuoyan sniffed and took it. No cat would refuse a cat treat, not even a bad cat that hisses.

"Skincare products...wait, don't eat them directly, I said they're skincare products."

"I don't care." Bai Nuoyan had already tasted what the ointment in her hand was, and she slurped it like a cat treat.

At the same time, her tone softened considerably as she got off Zhang Chen and swung her little feet.

Zhang Chen simply lay down there, looking at Bai Nuoyan with a slightly awkward expression.

But like Tu Shan Han Su, Xiao Shao Mao didn't ask him who he did what, why, or what the process was.

He clearly looked angry, but the process of accepting it was far too calm.

Aren't you going to ask me anything?

"Why should I ask you?" Bai Nuoyan paused in her cat treat eating. "Who you're with is none of my business."

"Then why did you go and fight with the demons..."

I don't like her.

"That's too violent."

"Mind your own business. Who are you to me?" Bai Nuoyan turned around and glared at him.

She was so covered in food that she looked like a little kitten, and her fierce expression only gave Zhang Chen a seductive feeling.

The house cat is turning into a stray cat.

"Bai Nuoyan, do you feel any better?"

Zhang Chen remembered that when he retraced back to the point where Shen Yuanxi was, he casually moved the sleeping Bai Nuoyan to a different position.

At that time, in order to escape with him, Bai Nuoyan hid in a coffin.

Zhang Chen later took Bai Nuoyan to a secluded valley with beautiful scenery and abundant water, and also replenished the cat's yang energy...

However, since Bai Nuoyan was asleep at the time and would smack her lips, and cats tend to arch their paws when they sleep and will unconsciously knead, which is really cute, we got carried away and played around a bit too much.

"I don't know." Bai Nuoyan was annoyed by his question, but she still stubbornly refused to admit it.

"Don't you feel anything?"

"&#." Bai Nuoyan spat out a curse word, spoken in cat language.

To Zhang Chen's shock, Bai Nuoyan wasn't criticizing his behavior as despicable, but rather complaining that he was cowardly and didn't dare to actually do it again.

In that case, she would be the first.

This idea is a bit unusual.

But Zhang Chen discovered that it wasn't impossible to use...

Since rewinding can return to an independent timeline and influence the future to some extent, then every banshee could actually get the first...

He really can refresh the page.

Zhang Chen had witnessed the power of that first encounter. Take last night for example, even with Xi Xi Jiang and Yuan You combined, they could only survive the first round.

But it was precisely because they entered the enchanted state immediately after the first round that they were able to create such a magnificent scene of boundless blessings.

Xi tide's soul was already exhausted, but she woke up even earlier than Zhang Chen the next day and directly snatched Yuan You's body and ran away.

Zhang Chen could tell that Shen Nianxi's cultivation had increased significantly, to the point where she could at least pin down and beat the Rat Boss.

So Zhang Chen was thinking, what if every female demon could have this one time...

Perhaps, Bai Nuoyan can transform back into the Three-Flower Goddess, Tu Shan Hansu's nine tails can be fully recovered, Li Yinuo and Long Luoyang's scars can heal, and Lin Yinmeng's body won't be so bad...

But... is it really reasonable to go back in time and step on someone's back?

"Zhang Chen, give the cat a bath tonight." Bai Nuoyan finished eating the cat treats and was scrolling through her phone when she suddenly said this.

"Okay...your hair, wasn't it a bit better last time? Why does it look white again now?"

"It's dyed." Bai Nuoyan snorted, put down her phone, "It's just a little bit of color, better not to have it at all."

But Zhang Chen clearly saw that the girl's phone was asking Doubao the question, "Are all Chinese people obsessed with white hair?"

"I want to have a baby in early spring next year."

"?"

"What?"

"I said I want to have a baby, didn't you understand?"

"I can probably understand it."

"Then let's get ready."

"Aren't you doing this a bit too early?" Zhang Chen asked.

"What else?" Bai Nuoyan stared at him coldly. "You're quite straightforward, just giving it away like that. Do you know that the first offspring are always of better constitution?"

"After that, this effect will diminish over time and with repeated use."

"If something unexpected happens, I'd like to fuck you right now!" Bai Nuoyan flashed her tiger teeth.

"Get out of here, go take a shower!" She kicked Zhang Chen off the bed again. "I'm going to be a judge at Nanjing University for an award soon, so you better not let me find out who you're with there..."

With that, the silver-haired girl stormed out of the room. A moment later, Xiao Shuyao, who was staying next door, came in carrying a white cat.

"Uh... Sister Bai said she needs your help to wash the cat." The girl looked embarrassed, clearly unable to understand such a thing at all.

"...Oh, just put it on the ground."

Xiao Shuyao nodded. As soon as she put the cat on the ground, she saw the little white cat hissing and tearing Zhang Chen's underwear to shreds, as if it was venting its anger.

Zhang Chen quickly carried Bai Nuoyan into the bathroom, where she meowed incessantly.

Xiao Shuyao looked at the light and shadow in the bathroom from outside and swallowed.

She meant that the semi-transparent door only prevented people from seeing the person, but it couldn't block the shadows; the backs of a person and a cat in the bathroom were clearly visible.

From her perspective, it looked like Zhang Chen was using her idol as a cupping jar... and then the cat's hissing and baring teeth could be heard continuously.

She rushed out the door, only to realize she had forgotten to bring the key to get back to the apartment next door.

She had no choice but to return. Zhang Chen's room was small, and the noise couldn't be completely concealed. She could only sit on the bed, her eyes constantly glancing towards the bathroom...

"ha"

"No, you just ate cat treats, you haven't rinsed your mouth yet... Rinse your mouth first before you burp."

"Stop it, stop it. If you want to hit me, wash up first, okay? Let's see if this little cat knows how to maintain proper hygiene..."

"Damn, that'll leave a scar!"

For a fleeting moment, Xiao Shuyao seemed to see the figures of the person and the cat suddenly transform into the figures of a man and a woman amidst their extremely frantic fighting.

Then, both of them froze for a moment, stunned and motionless.

Xiao Shuyao held her breath. She could see clearly that if that spot were to become a person, it would definitely...

She felt like she'd seen this scene somewhere before... Oh, she remembered.

It's like a glass door blocking two dogs from howling at each other. They bark especially fiercely when the door is in the way, but if you suddenly open the door...

Then, the two puppies will instinctively shrink their necks, pretending nothing happened, each taking a step back to let things go, and only start howling again when the glass door is closed.

But a dog is a dog, and a person is a person.

We can't just pretend nothing happened now that things have come to this... I don't know if there's a problem with the lighting, but from her angle...

Xiao Shuyao suspected that the two of them were standing still not just because of awkwardness.

It's very likely that the location was in a very dangerous position, and no one dared to move, fearing that the other side would put them in a deadly situation or that the cat would die.

But the noticeably thinner and more slender shadow was slowly descending, probing like a cat hunting, its claws tightened, sharp blades hidden in its paw pads, ready to strike its prey deadly when it least expected it.

"Knock knock, knock knock."

Xiao Shuyao could hear her own heartbeat, as well as the heavy, menacing breathing coming from the bathroom.

A moment later, the figures in the bathroom changed, but instead of turning back into a person and a cat, they grew ears and a tail.

The cat's hissing sound started again.

The other figure being trampled underneath paused for a moment, then instantly understood.

"Oh, you're still a cat, I see... Where should I wash first?"

"ha"

"OK, OK, by the way, did you see Bai Nuoyan? Won't she be jealous if I bathe you like this?"

"Meow! Ha!"

"Not jealous? Because she doesn't even like me? I see. By the way, when did you become a catgirl? How come you look just like Bai Nuoyan?"

"Holy crap, it's the same here!"

"Do you want a bath sponge, or something handmade?"

"Uh...that's not a bath sponge!"

'

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Four or five hours had passed, if Xiao Shuyao remembered the time correctly.

She rubbed her dark circles, feeling strangely exhausted, yet still quite excited.

She considered countless possibilities, such as the two of them starting a restricted-level fight directly, or each going about their own business and never mentioning the matter again.

But she didn't expect that Bai Nuoyan would just grow a tail and ears and then continue to pretend to be a cat.

Zhang Chen acted as if nothing was wrong, enjoying washing and petting the cat.

Xiao Shuyao's worldview expanded considerably. She felt that this moment was very literary, and that the psychology of both of them was very worthy of contemplation.

What is the real reason hidden beneath this hypocrisy?

Does it really matter if it's a cat or a human? This self-deceptive cat-like behavior...

Is it favoritism or helplessness?

This is truly sacred!

"Bang!" The bathroom door was kicked open.

Bai Nuoyan, wrapped in a bath towel and dressed loosely, walked out and slapped Zhang Chen with her tail.

Zhang Chen did not react at all.

"What's wrong with him?" Xiao Shuyao exclaimed.

"He's dead." Bai Nuoyan was about to close the bathroom door...

"Cough cough..." Zhang Chen coughed twice, choking on some water, and regained his senses. He felt a little dizzy from the carbon monoxide poisoning. "Bai Nuoyan, do you have high blood sugar...?"

Feeling a little guilty, Bai Nuoyan pulled Xiao Shuyao away quickly, returning to another rented room next door.

"Sister Bai, what you just did..."

"Take a shower," Bai Nuoyan answered quickly, sat down, turned on the small light bulb, and picked up a towel to dry her hair.

Her home has a large floor-to-ceiling window. Recently, the night sky in Ning'an has become increasingly clear, and you can even see the stars twinkling when you look out.

"Zhang Chen, he..."

"He brought this on himself," Bai Nuoyan said again. "This guy is absolutely disgusting; he wouldn't even spare a cat. Can you believe he could do something like that to a cat!"

"But Sister Bai, it's actually a very normal thing to pet a cat, right... Don't cat owners all like to cuddle and kiss their cats? Like, face-to-face, belly-to-belly..."

"If that's the case, I'll tolerate it." Bai Nuoyan crossed her legs, her body still aching slightly. "I can't really describe it to you. I can only say that this person is just weird. I don't know who he learned it from, but he probably picked it up from fooling around outside."

"So skilled...disgusting."

"Oh...why did he look so listless just now?"

"I held him underwater and choked him to death. You think I'm a pushover just because I don't show my power?"

Xiao Shuyao smiled shyly, took out her small folding fan, and fanned Bai Nuoyan's hair to help it dry faster.

Girls' hair shouldn't be blow-dried directly with a hot hairdryer, as it can easily cause it to become curly.

Not to mention that cats are naturally prone to having their fur standing on end.

"Sister Bai, are cats really seven times more sensitive than humans?" Xiao Shuyao suddenly asked. "Does that mean that one second of affection with a cat is equivalent to seven seconds?"

"Yes, that's right." Bai Nuoyan looked at the starry river outside the French windows. "But relatively speaking, if you deliberately ignore a cat, you may think the cat is only waiting for a second, but to the cat, it's being ignored for seven seconds."

The starry sky and the fireworks on the ground blend together, like two sides of a mirror.

Xiao Shuyao realized that she seemed to have asked a topic that was easy to feel sad about, but she didn't know what to say for a moment.

All I could do was sit there, fanning myself, watching the night view, and listening to sighs.

"Shuyao," Bai Nuoyan called out to her, "Bring out a glass of soda. You're thirsty. A strong one is enough. You ate too much earlier."

"Okay." Xiao Shuyao took two bottles of soda from the refrigerator, inserted straws, and handed them to the other person.

The cat drank its soda and let out a burp.

"You probably won't win the award. Most of the judges have been won over, leaving only me and Kui Shu. That's not enough. Try again next year."

"But I probably won't be around next year, so please take care."

"ah?!"

"It's nothing." Bai Nuoyan closed her beautiful eyes, squinted for a moment, "Originally, I had only two obsessions for living: one was to seize Chuyang, and the other was to bear his child to take revenge on him."

"Now that we've given up on that idea, there's no need to drag it out any longer."

"I hate him so much," Bai Nuoyan added.

Xiao Shuyao looked at Bai Nuoyan's pupils, which emitted a faint warm light in the darkness, and pursed her lips.

When a girl expresses hatred, she subconsciously shrinks back.

Xiao Shuyao felt uneasy.

"Sister Bai, I don't know your hardships, but I do understand one thing."

People who constantly talk about death are not looking forward to it.

"Is it that you're yearning for love?"

Upon hearing this, the silver-haired girl was slightly taken aback, and her expression immediately turned aggrieved.

But she only felt wronged for a second. Perhaps it's because a cat's reaction time is seven times faster than a human's, and she felt wronged enough in that one second.

He drank heavily and sighed deeply.

"I don't love it."