My organs are too abstract.
Chapter 70 This is fair
"Tap tap... tap tap..."
Xu Yuan walked alone in the dim and gloomy corridor, his steps unhurried and steady. His footsteps were particularly clear in the deathly silence, echoing in the empty stairwell.
He hadn't gone far when he suddenly stopped, his gaze falling on a disemboweled corpse in front of him, and he fell into deep thought for a long time.
He stared silently at the gruesome, mangled corpse, remaining silent for a long while before finally uttering a question from the depths of his soul: "Where the hell did I end up? Is this still in China?"
Xu Yuan looked bewildered. He had only wanted to apply for a security guard job, so why did he end up in this godforsaken place? Was this the right thing to do?
"Never mind, since we're here, we might as well make the best of it." Xu Yuan shook his head and calmly looked away from the corpse.
The place looked rather eerie, and the corpses were quite frightening, but he felt nothing at all, even somewhat indifferent. Ever since his left hand regained consciousness, it seemed as if he was born without the emotion of fear.
Xu Yuan pondered for two seconds and decisively came to the conclusion: "It's all because of this mentally challenged left hand."
As he pondered this, Xu Yuan calmly stepped over the corpse, a touch of melancholy rising in his heart.
"This place looks a bit dangerous. My two colleagues have been in there for so long, I hope nothing bad has happened to them?"
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but quicken his pace, thinking that if he really encountered them in danger, he would still have to lend a hand.
After all, he was a kind-hearted young man at heart, and besides, his security guard job might end up falling to the two of them.
As he walked and thought, Xu Yuan hurried along. Just as he reached the top of the stairs, he suddenly heard a muffled thud as something heavy fell from a great height.
Xu Yuan subconsciously took a few steps back. Before he could even see what had fallen, an indescribable, overwhelming stench hit him, making it impossible for him to open his eyes.
Holy crap!
Xu Yuan was so frightened that he retreated several meters away before he could feel the fresh air and barely recover.
"What the hell is that?" Xu Yuan stared in shock at the stairwell, his mind racing. "Could someone be urinating or defecating downstairs from upstairs?!"
Just imagining that scene made Xu Yuan feel like his brain had shut down. He only breathed a sigh of relief after squinting and carefully examining it and realizing that it was a chicken leg.
"How can this thing smell so bad? Was it pickled in a cesspool?"
Before Xu Yuan could recover from the outrageous stench, a thin figure suddenly darted down from upstairs and pounced on the foul-smelling chicken leg.
"Damn, this guy's got something special, he actually dares to eat that."
Xu Yuan subconsciously praised it. The thing was strangely hunched over, wrapped in newspapers, with textbooks tied to its chest. Its strange appearance made Xu Yuan pause for a moment.
Xu Yuan glanced at it a few times but didn't look at it much. His gaze fell on the stinky chicken leg, and he felt a headache coming on.
"This stuff smells so strong! Just walking past it makes me feel like I'm getting filthy. How am I supposed to get past it?"
Xu Yuan hesitated, his raised foot silently lowered again. Just then, the figure suddenly turned to look at him, revealing a pair of pure black eyes, devoid of any whites, through the two holes in the stainless steel bowl on its head.
It rushed to Xu Yuan's feet in a few steps, leaped onto the windowsill of the classroom next to it, tilted its head slightly, and stared straight at Xu Yuan.
one second.
two seconds.
"What are you looking at?" Xu Yuan said, displeased.
"Hehe..." The vengeful infant let out a low, eerie laugh.
"You don't even have the energy to laugh? Haven't you eaten?" Xu Yuan looked at it with a puzzled expression, his tone full of disdain. "Still hiding like that, what's wrong, too ashamed to show your face?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Yuan casually lifted the stainless steel bowl off the head of the vengeful infant, revealing a face that was pitted and hideous from the corrosion of the ghostly water.
The vengeful infant's lips curled slightly, about to reveal a ferocious smile.
Before it could finish its performance, Xu Yuan suddenly exclaimed and slapped it hard across the face, interrupting its spellcasting.
"Holy crap, someone so ugly doesn't even wear a mask, and they dare to come out and scare people?!"
As he spoke, Xu Yuan immediately put the stainless steel bowl back on its head, and then turned the bowl around to cover its eyes as well. He nodded with satisfaction, "That's much more comfortable."
"Whoa—!!"
Suddenly plunged into darkness, the vengeful infant was completely bewildered. It angrily shook its head wildly, threw the bowl off its head, and let out a sharp, piercing, and terrifying scream full of ferocity. It then opened its mouth and bit down hard on Xu Yuan's left hand.
Xu Yuan was stunned for a moment.
He glanced down at the vengeful infant clinging tightly to his left hand, then moved his painless left hand, his tone full of confusion: "You bit me?"
The vengeful infant clung on, a triumphant glint in its dark eyes, as if proclaiming its victory.
Xu Yuan casually pulled it off his hand, lifted it to the windowsill, and said in an unusually serious tone: "Since you bit me first, it's not too much for me to bite you back, is it? That's called self-defense."
The vengeful infant seemed to understand his words, glanced at Xu Yuan's mouth, turned its head away with a disdainful expression, and didn't take him seriously at all.
Xu Yuan raised an eyebrow: "Oh? You look down on me?"
He slowly raised his left hand, and a crack suddenly appeared in his palm, turning into a small mouth, with a scarlet tongue nimbly licking around his palm.
The vengeful infant looked at the equally small mouth, shook its head, and then suddenly opened its mouth wide, stretching it into a bizarre arc. The corners of its mouth tore wildly down to the back of its ears, the opening so large that it almost split the entire head in two.
After completing this process, it returned to its original state, looking at Xu Yuan with a contemptuous expression.
"...He's got some skills."
Xu Yuan nodded in genuine admiration. The next second, his left hand suddenly swelled up in the wind, instantly expanding to the size of a door panel. The mouth in his palm also enlarged, enough to swallow a basketball whole without any effort. His lips parted slightly, revealing fine, sharp teeth, as if he were smiling at it.
The vengeful infant stood frozen in place, completely stunned, before it could react at all, as the gaping maw snapped down with a vicious bite—
"Snap!"
A crisp snapping sound rang out, and the left hand cleanly and decisively bit off the head of the vengeful infant.
"Smack...smack..."
Immediately afterwards, the mouth in the palm of the left hand emitted a satisfied chewing sound, eating with great relish.
Xu Yuan looked at the sticky green blood on his palm and frowned in disgust: "Couldn't you just swallow it whole? Why did you have to chew it? It's so disgusting."
The left hand understood, immediately extending its long tongue to lick the green blood from its palm clean. Then, it swallowed the remaining remains of the vengeful infant in one gulp, letting out a satisfied sigh. It then quickly contracted, returning to the shape of a normal palm.
The corridor fell silent again in an instant, as if the bizarre and outrageous scene that had just occurred had never happened.
Xu Yuan glanced at his clean left hand and nodded in satisfaction. He looked at the spot where the vengeful infant had stood and muttered to himself in a low voice:
"If you bite me, I'll bite you back; that's fair."
After saying that, Xu Yuan casually put his left hand in his pocket, lifted his leg and walked forward indifferently, as if dealing with a calamity was nothing more than stepping on an ant.
But just as he was about to step away—
"vomit--!!!"
Xu Yuan's composure vanished instantly, like a receding tide. He bent over, clutching his stomach, and retched violently, tears streaming down his face from the fumes.
"Holy crap! Why does it still smell so strong?!"
"Damn it, I don't want to find out who threw this thing away!!"
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