Godslayer: I, the agent of the God of Drama, am here to begin the show.
Chapter 306 Simple foul language, ultimate enjoyment.
Lin Qiye felt that their current state was a bit confusing.
He didn't know what they were up to.
He was very nervous beforehand about going on a mission.
As it turns out, Lin Ze has already packed all his luggage and is ready to go on a trip.
If you're saying it's just for show, Lin Qiye can understand.
But now it seems that it wasn't just for show at all.
Lin Ze seems to be serious!
He's already started buying plane tickets on his phone!
He even brought a sun hat and two pairs of sunglasses from a roadside shop.
Once fully armed, Lin Ze was no longer recognizable as a night watchman.
These are people who are getting ready to go on a trip!
"Hello, these are your plane tickets. Please keep them safe."
"The plane will depart in two hours and thirty minutes."
Please board the plane early to avoid inconvenience to your trip.
Lin Ze accepted the plane ticket and politely said thank you.
He then shipped their luggage.
If you're going to put on a show, you have to go all the way.
Luckily, they had just returned and hadn't unpacked their luggage yet.
Otherwise, this prop would need to be prepared again, which would be quite troublesome.
Just then, Lin Qiye couldn't hold back any longer.
He whispered, "Lin Ze, are we really out here on a mission?"
"Why have you already prepared your plane ticket?"
"And with all this equipment, this doesn't seem like we're going on a mission."
Lin Qiye pointed to the extra sun hat and sunglasses in Lin Ze's hand and said.
It's just carrying out a task, is it really necessary to go to such lengths?
Or perhaps they weren't even on a mission at all.
Lin Qiye was very puzzled, but he still respected Lin Ze's decision.
If I could really go on a trip alone with Lin Ze, it wouldn't seem like a bad thing.
I just felt that it wasn't quite right, since the two of them left without even saying goodbye to everyone.
Lin Ze suddenly paused, "I almost forgot about these."
"Come on, get ready too."
"Remember, this trip is just for vacation. Forget about the mission. I'm here for you."
"You don't need to worry at all."
As he spoke, Lin Ze suddenly put the sun hat on his head.
She then personally put the sunglasses on him.
Lin Qiye: Hmm... it doesn't seem like it's impossible.
No, no, no, what do you mean by "it's not impossible"?
Lin Qiye, what are you thinking?
You are on a mission right now, so don't have any ulterior motives!
Lin Qiye warned himself in his heart.
He found himself thinking about things that were impossible lately.
This phenomenon was especially noticeable when Lin Ze was around.
I don't know what happened.
But at this moment, Lin Qiye had already understood Lin Ze's intentions.
He analyzed An Qingyu and the information they shared.
He said that the person would use the plane crash to create a crisis in the downtown area of Cangnan City.
Therefore, the suspect may be on the plane.
Even if he's not on the plane, they can still protect these people.
This is necessary to save more lives.
Therefore, Lin Ze's actions cannot be considered neglecting his duties.
He was carrying out a mission, but he just didn't see it clearly at the moment.
Pshaw, what a disappointment. I thought we were really going on a trip.
It should be available in the future.
We've worked for so long, we deserve a break!
Then I can go on a trip with Lin Ze to a small place, like a small fishing village or something.
Lin Qiye thought to himself.
He's already planning his trip with Lin Ze.
However, what he didn't know was that if Lin Ze found out about this request...
Lin Ze would definitely not agree to it.
You can go on a trip, but you should definitely avoid small fishing villages.
That place... is eerie!
At the very least, they are not capable of solving this problem with their current strength.
Ultimately, there are still too many things in this world that are beyond their control.
Lin Qiye was in this world, but he was unaware of the dangers he faced; he could only see the threats right in front of him.
But Lin Ze was different; he had a keen eye for the big picture and knew that there were still great dangers in the world.
Therefore, he must do everything he can to become stronger!
Time passed by, bit by bit.
Lin Ze was wearing sunglasses and leaning back, seemingly asleep.
In just a short time, he had already investigated everyone in the entire airport.
He also successfully located the suspect.
And that... bug.
To be honest, that insect was quite mysterious; even the mortal realm and the divine realm couldn't see through it.
If he were just an ordinary enemy, Lin Ze might not have been interested in him.
But if that's the case, then he'll have to snatch it and take a look.
No, what do you mean by "stealing"?
Can you call it robbery when it's the Night's Watch's business?
That's called spoils!
It's perfectly aboveboard!
.......
Soon, it was time for the plane to take off.
Passengers began boarding the plane one after another.
Lin Ze appeared to be packing his luggage, but he was actually deliberately controlling his pace.
"Huh? Wait a minute, where did my ID card go?"
"I can't find it. I remember putting it in my pocket."
"That shouldn't be the case!"
Lin Ze began frantically searching through his pockets and his backpack.
Lin Qiye instantly understood.
They immediately began to perform in coordination with Lin Ze.
"I've already told you, if you take it, you have to keep it safe."
"You're always so forgetful, now look what happened, you've lost everything."
"Forget it, don't worry about it. What's lost is lost."
"What difference would it make if we didn't go on vacation?"
"No way! I already promised you!"
"It's fine."
"..."
The two of them, in their back-and-forth, vividly portrayed how one behaves after losing important documents.
Even passersby couldn't help but watch with amused expressions.
Actually, some people wanted to come and help them, but everyone was in a hurry to catch their flight.
There really isn't any time.
There were still staff members waiting for them at the boarding gate.
"There are still three people who haven't boarded yet, please hurry."
"Boarding will close 15 minutes before takeoff. Please board as soon as possible."
After the staff member finished speaking, the man in black wearing a mask hurriedly went to the boarding gate.
Just then, Lin Ze suddenly exclaimed, "Found it! Found it!"
He then led Lin Ze to the boarding gate.
Just then, the man in black was also there, and Lin Ze bumped into him.
The man in black glared at Lin Ze, about to hurl insults.
But after thinking about it carefully, I didn't want anything to go wrong at this critical juncture.
So he didn't say anything and continued forward.
However, at this moment, Lin Ze suddenly grabbed him and started cursing at him.
"Are you blind?!"
"You bumped into me and didn't even apologize!"
"???"
The man was stunned. "No, buddy, you bumped into me first."
I haven't even said anything yet, and you're already pointing your finger at me and cursing?
Isn't this a bit too much of a bullying tactic?
Not to mention the man in black, even the staff in front of him were completely dumbfounded.
This man in black looks like someone who's been involved in the underworld for a long time; he might even have a criminal record.
They look like someone you shouldn't mess with.
But what about this boy? He was fair-skinned and clean-cut, with a scholarly air about him; he looked like a student.
How did these words come out of his mouth?
Actually, when they collided, the staff member's heart skipped a beat.
There's a 90% chance the man in black is looking for trouble!
He certainly didn't want to see this happen, since it would result in a pay cut if such an incident occurred while he was on duty.
However, seeing that the man in black didn't say anything, he felt relieved.
I feel like my salary is safe.
But to his surprise, this seemingly weak scholar couldn't help but curse first!
"you!"
The man in black glared at him, as if he were about to pull out a switchblade at any moment.
Lin Ze's expression remained unchanged, and he said smoothly, "What do you mean, 'what are you doing?'"
"All you do is stare with those big, round eyes and breathe; you can't even see. If you don't need it, just donate it already!"
"No, even if you donate it, no one will want it. These eyeballs are bulging like donkey testicles; no one would want them."
"He looks like a monster, and he certainly doesn't do anything human."
"Are these two holes specifically used to collect rainwater to raise mosquito larvae?"
"You can't even get half a milliliter of intelligence from shaking your brains together, yet you're here cosplaying as a human dump truck?"
"Is your spine stuffed with nine-turn intestines? How can you be so roundabout in your apology?"
"Look at your face, even smearing it with a shoehorn wouldn't be a waste of collagen. Your breath reeks of sewer reflux. Did you eat maggots from a latrine as sashimi, a testament to your family's upbringing?"
"Get your wheels back and stop polluting my retina! If you keep swaying like that, I'll shave your skull off and use it as an ashtray!"
"Oh right—need me to help you book a queue-jumping service at the crematorium? Getting a Underworld membership card now unlocks a fast track to the animal realm, damn it!"
"Security check! Security check! There's a piece of non-combustible waste that's standing upright and needs to be shipped out!"
Man in black: "(ΩДΩ)"
Lin Qiye: "o(゚Д゚)っ! Is this the Lin Ze I know?"
Staff member: "(◐ˍ◑) Was he swearing just now?"
The atmosphere at the scene remained quiet for a long time, with all eyes on them.
Lin Ze continued, "Looking at your dam? Should we get you a translator? With your 1kb brain, I don't think you could understand it anyway."
"Just remember these five words."
"You're a complete idiot!"
Upon hearing those five words, the man instantly realized what was happening.
"You're insulting me!"
"You brat, I'll kill you today!"
Lin Ze stood still, snorting softly, "As expected, your tiny brain can't handle so much information. If I had known you were this useless, I wouldn't have talked to you so much."
The man in black was furious.
He truly appreciated the power of language.
This was the first time he had ever been insulted so badly that he couldn't utter a single word!
He had been suppressing endless anger in his heart, and now he could no longer bear it.
You have to understand that he's an ability user; his power can instantly cut this ordinary person in front of him into pieces.
But right now, the most important thing isn't to get angry with this kid; I have important things to do.
This kid will be a corpse soon anyway, so there's no need to bother with him.
The man struggled to suppress his emotions.
He turned around, grabbed his luggage, and prepared to board the plane.
Just then, Lin Ze suddenly put one of his arms in Lin Qiye's arms.
Lin Qiye instantly understood and firmly blocked his arm.
Lin Ze was finally able to unleash his full potential.
He went up to the man and punched him, yelling, "What are you looking at? Come out and fight me one-on-one if you dare!"
"Xiao Qi, don't stop me!"
"I'll beat his dog head to a pulp today!"
"Brother Mu, forget it! Forget it!"
Lin Qiye also cleverly used an alias.
The enemy may not have seen them in person, but they have certainly heard of them.
At this moment, the man's emotions, which he had suppressed for so long, could no longer be contained.
They've already bullied us to this point, are we just going to keep putting up with it?!
Even if I don't use my abilities, I can teach him a lesson with force!
He simply couldn't hold back any longer!
Just as he rolled up his sleeves, preparing to take action, a staff member said from the side, "Gentlemen!"
"Two minutes until takeoff!"
"If you continue, your flight may be delayed, and we will not provide compensation in that case."
The staff member's words were like a bucket of cold water, completely extinguishing the anger in the man in black's heart.
He gritted his teeth and slammed his head into the plane; he didn't want to have any more contact with that brat!
He remembered this grudge!
Once the plane takes off, he must be torn to pieces!
Seeing the man in black leave, the staff member looked at Lin Ze and said, "Sir... this way..."
He had witnessed Lin Ze's fighting prowess, so he dared not say much in front of Lin Ze.
They were afraid that the other side would get so enraged that they would accidentally kill them as well.
Unexpectedly, Lin Ze reverted to his previous gentle and refined demeanor.
She smiled and nodded to the staff, saying, "I'm sorry to have troubled you."
I will give you a good review after I get off the plane.
After saying that, Lin Ze led Lin Qiye onto the plane.
"Holy crap? This old guy's got incredible patience!"
"Are they reincarnations of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
"However, this time it wasn't a complete loss."
"Forget it, let's just take care of it on the plane."
Lin Ze thought to himself.
Then, ten seconds before boarding the plane, he sent his location to the members of Squad 136, instructing them to get ready.
He had originally planned to lure this person down to resolve the issue.
This will minimize the level of danger.
But this kid is just too patient, so there's nothing we can do.
Now that everyone is watching, I can't possibly pull him down; if I did, I'd be taken away, and that would be troublesome.
Even so, Lin Ze was still confident, even on the plane.
He can also protect these people.
This is nothing to him now.
The staff stared at Lin Ze's retreating figure for a long time.
Finally, he gave a thumbs-up in approval.
"He's a college student after all; even his swearing is so cultured!"
.......
You'll Also Like
-
What if you are reborn as a demon after a funeral?.
Chapter 610 1 hours ago -
I'm at the top of One Piece
Chapter 674 1 hours ago -
Dragon Raja: Starting with acquiring Orochi, a counterattack against the gods.
Chapter 356 1 hours ago -
Marvel's female superheroine travels through multiple worlds
Chapter 310 1 hours ago -
A fan of crossover anime, I will never die in a chaotic situation.
Chapter 816 1 hours ago -
I just returned to Konoha and found that my entire clan was gone.
Chapter 247 1 hours ago -
Crossover Anime: How a Shameless Person Lives
Chapter 305 1 hours ago -
Primordial Era: From the Creation Lotus to the First Disciple of the Three Pure Ones
Chapter 130 1 hours ago -
Primordial Era: Taking the blame to become a saint, proving one's path through eccentricity!
Chapter 364 1 hours ago -
Many children, many blessings; my family helped me win over the ultimate fairy.
Chapter 566 1 hours ago