"What do you think about it? I'll get you a God-Slaying Weapon and give me, Old Sun, a Super God-Warrior."

Let's work together to grow bigger and stronger, and create brilliance!

Ji Qi replied somewhat helplessly, "The ideal is very appealing, but the reality is quite harsh."

"I'm not like you, a lone monkey. I have a wife. Once you have someone to care about, you can't be carefree."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong became a little anxious. If he only had his brothers from Flower Fruit Mountain, it would be a long shot to overthrow the Heavenly Court.

But if we add this one, the chances increase greatly. His formidable strength is something he, Monkey Butt, has personally experienced.

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and patted his chest, saying, "Then I'll acknowledge you as my elder brother, okay? Come on, take me to meet your sister-in-law. A true man is born between heaven and earth, destined to accomplish great things."

"I, Old Sun, will definitely be able to persuade my sister-in-law to agree to let you go with me to do something big and bring honor to our ancestors."

Ji Qi was almost unable to hold back his laughter. If he really took Sun Wukong to see Little Milk Shark at this moment, it would surely shatter his monkey worldview.

Seeing his silence, Sun Wukong continued, increasing his speed:

"When the time comes to overthrow the dark rule of the Heavenly Court, I, Old Sun, will become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and you will become the Second Great Sage. At that time, you will call me the Great Sage, and I will call you Big Brother. We will each have our own titles."

"You wretched monkey, you're practically trying to hit me in the face with your abacus beads, aren't you?"

"You damned monkey! You think you can fool me? Today I'll show you whether my sword is sharp or not!"

"My stick isn't bad either! Uh, just kidding..."

"Yeah?"

Ji Qi had already pulled out the peach branches, and it was just the right time for Sun Wukong to eat them. The round, spinning tops would be even more entertaining.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong was horrified and covered his monkey buttocks as he backed away.

"What are you doing? Don't come any closer!"

"Brother Qi! Brother Qi!"

"No! No!"

Snapped!Snapped!

"Ouch! I'm out of skin! I'm out of skin!"

……

Merlo's Heavenly Court, Back Garden.

"Hahaha! Is this really that funny? I'm dying of laughter."

"Ha! Goose, goose, goose..."

He Xi laughed so hard she almost fell over, pounding the stone table repeatedly, tears welling up in her eyes.

While laughing, He Xi nudged Keisha's shoulder and said in a voice interspersed with goose-like laughter, "Hahahaha! Goose-goose!"

"Look at this silly little monkey! He's inciting the angelic supreme god to rebel against us angels!"

"Why is Your Majesty plotting a rebellion? Hahaha!"

"Alright, stop laughing. It's embarrassing. You're laughing like a goose." Keisha covered her face, feeling ashamed.

He Xi, all smiles, stood with her hands on her hips, seemingly unconcerned.

"So what? Nobody can see us here."

"By the way, Queen Keisha, who is the woman the heartthrob was talking about? Don't tell me it's not you, is it?"

"No response, huh? Playing dumb, huh? Don't know anything, huh?"

"oops!"

"Who exactly is this 'old hen' that my crush is talking about? It seems the older it gets, the better it tastes; old hens are quite charming!"

"Old woman, you need to be taught a lesson, don't you?"

"Hahahaha! Stop tickling me, stop tickling me, you're killing me with laughter." He Xi was tickled from behind by Keisha.

"You like to laugh, so I'll let you laugh your fill!"

"You're furious! You even said your wife isn't you! You lied to me so badly! We agreed to stay single together!"

"My dear sis, I'm still single, and you've secretly snagged your dream guy, then lied to me and kept me single forever!"

"How are you going to repay tens of thousands of years of being single?"

Keisha was helpless.

She could say that before she met He Xi, she and Ji Qi had already made a vow of angelic protection and pledged their lives to each other.

then.

Telling He Xi that she has always been single is her possessiveness and selfishness. After all, the God of Miracles is so supreme and powerful, how many sluts must his invisible charm attract?

She had no choice but to keep it a secret.

He's been very busy, and now it's impossible to keep it a secret any longer. Of course, before this, Tianji King probably already had some clues.

Keisha teased gently, "I've already given myself to you, what else can I do?"

"Who wants you, you tomboy? You're so smelly and soft, and you've taken advantage of me the whole time." He Xi leaned against Keisha's chest, continuing to laugh. "It's even funnier when the monkey brings your crush to rebel against you."

"Who sent this silly little monkey?"

……

Tian Tao Yuan.

The seven female angels who had been frozen in place were finally able to move. They felt good and were in a daze for a moment.

Moi exclaimed, "Oh no, Tian Tao!"

The entire peach orchard was a mess! The once bountiful orchard was now only filled with the smaller peaches.

Most of the peaches on the ground had been bitten in half; the monkey was cruel to these precious fruits, and it broke their hearts to see it.

Angel A-Zhui said angrily, "That damned monkey, don't let me run into him again, or I'll cut him into a thousand pieces."

"Ugh! Ah-Zhui, that stinky monkey is so awful! He's ruined these incredibly precious Heavenly Peaches like this! The Queen sent us to pick peaches, how are we going to explain this to her?"

"These days, all the uneaten peaches are thrown on the ground, it's such a waste."

"I think if you cut it in half, you can still eat it after washing it."

"Ahem!"

Ji Qi heard the little angels' urge to pick up and eat the heavenly peaches on the ground, and came out to remind them:

"There's no need. You can find new peaches every day. If you don't pick them for a long time, they'll just have more energy."

"Really? That's amazing?" Mo Yi, with her long golden hair, looked on with starry eyes.

With her shoulder-length golden hair, Ah Zhui spoke cautiously and arrogantly: "Hmph! You bastard, you're in cahoots with that monkey, and you still dare to show up in front of me? I'm afraid we'll report you, and then you'll rot in jail."

Regarding this...

Ji Qi rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, "Then go ahead and tell me at Little Milk Tea Noodles!"

Who in the hall can tell me this?

Moy smiled and nodded.

"Hmm, since you're so attractive, as long as you provide more evidence of the monkey's misdeeds, I'll let you off the hook."

"Hey! Sisters, look over there, there's a big peach." A female angel pointed to a peach tree branch not far away, where a large, plump peach was swaying slightly on the branch.

It looks very tempting.

"There's only this one big peach left, let's pick it! That way, the Queen won't blame us so much when we present it to her."

Just as the angel's slender, jade-like fingers were about to touch the large peach, a sudden inspiration struck her.

"stay!"

"What kind of demon dares to disturb this Great Sage's sweet dream?" Sun Wukong landed on the ground and stretched.

The female angel was so frightened that she took a step back.

A-Zhui angrily drew her sword.

"You culprit who ruined Peach Garden! You knowingly broke the law and dared to remain at the scene of the accident. You truly despise the Heavenly Court! Today, I will bring you to justice and take you to the Execution Platform for judgment!"

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