Super God: Melo's Eight Unique Skills Open a Blacksmith Shop
Chapter 56 Pipi Xi the Monkey Steals Peaches
Seeing Sun Wukong's longing gaze, He Xi teased, "Little monkey, are you looking at me with that lewd look because you want to steal peaches?"
"Since I'm leaving anyway, I'm going to pull off a big heist." Sun Wukong swallowed hard and rubbed his hairy hands together.
As he spoke, he was still a little shaken and dared not act immediately. He took a cautious breath and said, "It's just that the gardener in that peach orchard is really formidable. I, Old Sun, was hit by one of his little lions, and it took me several months to recover. It was truly terrifying!"
"Oh! You were even hit by him." He Xi tilted her head back, her bright eyes darting around playfully, and she smiled, revealing shallow dimples.
Sun Wukong was a little scared and touched his head. "It must have hurt a lot. I have a big bump on it now."
He looked at He Xi's expression after hearing this, and suddenly an idea struck him.
"You are the Queen of Apocalypse of the Heavenly Court of Meno, you should know this gardener who guards the peach orchard! Why don't you stop that gardener for a few minutes, and after you get him, I, Old Sun, will give you 30% every day, how about that?"
Hearing this, He Xi smiled.
"Hey, you little monkey, the wheel has landed on my head! You stole from my own house and you only gave me 30% of it."
"If you put it that way, I'd just steal it myself... Pshaw! I'd rather just take it honestly!"
"Never mind that, I, Old Sun, have nothing anyway, so what if I get beaten up? I'll take a gamble and become a billionaire."
Gritting his teeth, Sun Wukong leaped downwards into the air.
He Xi, with her wings spread, followed closely beside him.
"What are you doing following me, Old Sun? Are you waiting for me to break the law and get arrested?"
"I don't deal with that."
"You went to steal peaches, and I went to get them. How come I'm in your way, you little monkey? Why don't you report me for stealing peaches?"
……
Blacksmith shop!
A good day starts with brushing your teeth.
Even though Ji Qi's body, which has been infinitely evolved by more than 60 Six Treasures Immortal Thieves, doesn't need to brush his teeth at all.
But he always feels itchy if he doesn't brush his teeth.
As he was brushing his mouth full of foam, a large clump of something flapped its tiny wings and gently landed in front of the blacksmith's shop.
Its slender limbs are round and plump, its horse-like body has a horn on its head, and its pure eyes reveal a silly and cute appearance.
He mumbled, "They've fattened the celestial horses into pigs. The food in Heaven must be pretty good!"
As he was speaking, he suddenly splashed the water out of his glass.
"You heartless bastard, shut your mouth!"
There, the ball-shaped pegasus was stretching its neck, trying to eat his potted plant. He planted it out of sheer boredom, and it kept dying and coming back to life.
Unfortunately, a glass of water couldn't stop Pegasus from talking.
"Hee-hee-hee!" The big ball of Pegasus chewed greedily, its mouth moving from side to side, looking extremely irritating.
"How annoying!"
Ji Qi held the potted plant, now only its roots remained, speechless with emotion. This time, it had barely survived for half a year.
He looked up at the sky and sighed.
Just then, they saw Sun Wukong and He Xi flying in this direction.
Unable to bear watching, she looked down and muttered, "Fine, you little rascal, you tricked this monkey into stealing peaches, didn't you!"
Ever since we picked peaches from the trees on the back hill.
He Xi would often come to pick peaches openly and honestly.
Little Milksha has been my best friend and sister for tens of thousands of years, and we can barely be considered family. Anyway, this peach is reborn every day.
Every time she came, Ji Qi would turn a blind eye, and now she even brought Sun Wukong with her.
The Sun Wukong of this current Super God Universe has a slight hint of his work ethic.
It was a chance encounter that led to the birth of this universe.
Just like the connection between creation and humankind, when the monkey came to steal peaches last time, at most he only got a head injury.
Faced with these two things, he really couldn't get serious.
It can only be said that you can guard against a thief within your own household no matter how much you try to protect yourself.
……
Momoyama.
He Xi and Sun Wukong both landed in the center, beside the ancient golden peach tree with its gnarled branches gleaming with a faint golden light.
Sun Wukong's hairy hands reached out impatiently to pick the peach, and he said in a possessive tone, "First come, first served, the one in the middle is mine."
"Little monkey, you sure know how to take advantage! There's only one Heavenly Peach on this tree, and you're planning to eat it all by yourself? If you keep doing that, don't blame me for being rude to you."
As she spoke, He Xi pulled out a gold-bound rope from her waist, swung it around, and said, "How about it? It should be fine to tie you up for a few minutes!"
"Alright, alright, let's split it evenly then."
"That's more like it. When you're a monkey, don't be too greedy."
Ji Qi coughed lightly twice as he entered.
"Alright, you two shameless peach thieves! And you little monkey, you still owe a hundred million gold coins, how dare you come here!"
"If I catch you this time, you're all in deep trouble."
Sun Wukong was so frightened that his scalp tingled. He really didn't want to get hit, so he quickly hid behind the relatively calm He Xi. His eyes darted around like a monkey's, thinking that as the Angel Queen, she must be extremely wealthy. One hundred million gold coins was nothing to her.
Not wanting to be beaten, he quickly explained:
"That's my great-aunt, did you hear me? My great-aunt brought me here today to ask you to pay back the money you owed me. How could the mighty Sun Wukong, a figure of great renown in the universe, possibly owe you anything?"
"Sun Wukong, although I am your great-aunt, I don't have any money. My pockets are emptier than your face." He Xi tugged at her skirt, giving off the vibe of a rogue who took advantage of others and then denied it.
Since he was being taken advantage of anyway, Sun Wukong became shameless and refused to budge.
"Did you hear that? This Queen of your Angel Civilization is my great-aunt. If you ask her for that 100 million gold coins, she can definitely give it to you."
After saying that, Sun Wukong hurriedly jumped around to pick peaches.
He Xi, too lazy to care about any of that, quickly jumped around and picked peaches with lightning speed, otherwise, let alone a 50/50 split, the monkey wouldn't leave her a single one.
Her stock of Heavenly Peaches was almost empty, so while the monkey was around, she took a few more today and then blamed it on him, saying that her Heavenly Peaches were stolen goods from the monkey.
As for one hundred million gold coins, what is that? As the Queen of Apocalypse, she really has no interest in money whatsoever.
"What a terrible thing! What a terrible thing! You two thieves, stop right now!" Ji Qi pounded his knees, acting like a helpless husband.
Actually, he found it quite amusing, since the peaches would grow back tomorrow anyway.
This back mountain hasn't been this lively in a long time.
He Xi continued without stopping: "I don't have hair, I'm not a petty thief."
Sun Wukong, who kept stuffing peaches into his bundle, quickly explained, fearing a beating, "I'm not a petty thief. I paid for the peaches, right, Grandma? You'll pay for them."
After a while.
The peaches from the Heavenly Peach Tree on the back mountain were completely wiped out. Sun Wukong couldn't actually take many with his bundles; He Xi took most of them.
Feeling he hadn't taken enough, Sun Wukong wanted to dig up a peach tree further inside, but he dared not touch the very central peach tree.
If I were really caught and beaten, I would be in pain all over for decades. Just thinking about that horrifying scene is terrifying.
Sun Wukong shook his head and thought for a moment. He tried to uproot the peach tree, but with all his might, he found that he couldn't pull it up.
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