Evil God? My servants are players!

Kuku walked proudly at the front of the group, looking very smug.

"Everyone says there are hordes of monsters roaming around, preying on lone goblins, but there aren't any here."

Kukukaka looked around and said.

"Of course I have! I was arrested last time."

The patrol captain leaned close to Kukukaka and said that her belly had shrunk considerably by now.

"That's because you're too weak!" Kukukaka said disdainfully.

"Weren't you captured by a monster before?" the captain muttered discontentedly.

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, I just feel different than before."

"What's different?"

"I feel like I've suddenly come alive, and my consciousness has become much clearer."

The captain's words resonated with Kukukaka.

"Me too. I feel like I've been living in a daze all this time, not really understanding what I'm doing."

"But now is not the time to talk about this. We're about to arrive at the new tribe. How are you planning to fight?" the captain asked.

"How do you fight? Charge in and attack, or are you going to sit on the ground and fight?"

Kuku Kaka looked at the captain with a speechless expression.

The captain looked back with an even more speechless expression:

"Don't you know the chieftain of the new tribe? Don't you know her weaknesses?"

"Oh, you mean gibberish? We were just childhood playmates."

After explaining, Kuku Kaka didn't say anything more.

And so, in this tense atmosphere, the old tribe's army quickly approached the city of the new tribe.

The goblins of the old tribe lined up at the foot of the wall, surrounding this "giant city" that housed 500 goblins.

At this moment, on the walls of the new tribe, the goblins of the new tribe were already waiting in full battle.

Their high spirits contrasted sharply with the old tribal goblins who seemed to be on a picnic.

Looking at the new tribe that had already built high walls, Kukukaka shouted disdainfully:

"Don't think a wooden fence can protect you! We'll tear you to pieces!"

Faced with Kukuka's insults, Jiligulu, as the chieftain of the new tribe, naturally stood up and retaliated with insults:

"Hey! Isn't this the Kukukaka I just put back?"

"Your green hue has faded considerably after just a few days. What's wrong? Did you not drink enough mushroom soup?"

The abstract goblin joke made both goblins on both sides laugh.

"Damn gibberish! You're still as sharp-tongued as ever!"

"Oh my, you're getting anxious? Your face's turned green with anger? Hahaha."

"Gibberish," he said, pointing down at Kukukaka.

"I swear! I'll slap you in the face!"

Kukukaka was so angry she jumped up and down. She pulled out a wooden stick and threw it at Jiligulu.

The moment the stick touched the rattling sound, she suddenly collapsed.

I don't know if I was hit or if I dodged it.

She quickly stood up again, only this time she had a hat on her head.

"Kukukaka! Your aim is still as bad as ever!"

"Gibberish," he said, one hand on the city wall and the other on his hat.

"I'm so angry!"

After saying that, Kukukaka rushed towards the city wall, leaping over it and heading straight for Jiligulu.

In the world of magic, a purely physical city wall can only do so much.

Just as the big stick was about to land on Jiligulu's head.

A group of black-clad goblins suddenly rushed out and blocked Jirigulu's path.

"Hahaha! Look at my invincible guard! Aren't they cool! You don't have one, do you?!"

Seeing that the military advisor's guards were blocking Kukukaka, Jiligulu hid behind them and shouted.

Looking at her irritating, goofy face, Kukukaka wanted to rush up and teach her a lesson.

But a voice made Kukukaka stop in his tracks:

"Kukukaka! Come back here! We're at war!"

It was the patrol captain calling her, and the call calmed Kukukaka down.

After uttering a harsh remark, she jumped off the city wall.

As Jiligulu watched Kukukaka's departing figure, he sighed and said:

"What a pity, she almost fell for it."

But his cool demeanor lasted only three seconds; after confirming that Kuku Kaka couldn't see him...

Jiligu quickly took off his hat and started rubbing the big bump on his head.

"Damn it, Kukukaka, couldn't you have gone a little easier?"

Soon, Kukukaka returned to her loyal army.

She stood on the makeshift platform, wielding a large club towards the new tribe, while a deafening roar erupted from her mouth:

"All troops, attack!"

There was no pre-battle speech, no battle plan, just a charge.

This is Clash of Clans.

Although Kukukaka had just lost the verbal battle, her heroic actions still boosted the morale of the old tribe.

Under Kukukaka's command, the goblins of the old tribe surged toward the city walls.

Although most goblins can scale the city walls using only their agility, there are already big clubs waiting for them on the walls.

"Ouch! Why did you hit me so hard?!" the old tribe goblin complained after being hit on the head.

"I used so much force?! What are you doing here?! You, from an old tribe, have come to our new tribe to beg for food?!"

The goblins of the new tribe retorted.

"What did you say?! Are you looking down on me?! I'll fight you!"

Humiliated, the old tribe goblins charged at the new tribe goblins with their clubs, and the two instantly engaged in battle.

On another section of the city wall, another brin jumped onto the wall.

"Hey! It's you! It's been so long! I thought you'd been captured by a monster!"

The goblins of the old tribe were overjoyed to see familiar faces.

"What? You were captured by monsters? We came here to create a new tribe with Chief Jiligulu."

The goblin from the new tribe explained.

"New tribe? What's that?" Upon seeing an acquaintance, the goblin from the old tribe immediately put down his club and sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Let me tell you, everyone in our new tribe has giant snails to eat."

"Really?!"

Why would I lie to you?

"Are you still recruiting? I want to join!"

"Here you go, take this with you!" The goblin from the new tribe handed over a red cloth strip.

"What is this?"

"Those who wear this are true friends, and those who don't are enemies!" said the goblin from the new tribe, pointing to his right arm.

The goblins of the old tribe followed suit and tied the red ribbon around their right arms.

The number of soldiers defending this section of the city wall increased from one to two.

The two sisters flanked the goblins of the old tribe from the left and right.

The failed siege resulted in the loss of about a hundred goblins for the old tribe, which made the goblins of the old tribe hesitant to advance.

They covered the bumps on their heads and refused to rinse anymore.

"How stupid! All goblins! Follow me!"

After shouting, Kukukaka charged straight up a section of the city wall with relatively weak defenses.

She used her own strength to clear a safe area, allowing the goblins to successfully gain a foothold on the city wall.

Although the new tribe sent out a goblin reserve force after discovering the situation, in an attempt to retake this section of the wall.

However, large numbers of old tribe goblins had already stormed the city walls and established a foothold.

The reserve team was forced to retreat.