Evil God? My servants are players!
Chapter 55 The Saintess is Caught
The two generals, Heng and Ha, quickly prepared the trap.
Afterwards, the two started chatting while waiting for Kuku Kaka.
"Why are all the goblins in this game female?" Quanxianbangua asked.
"So what if she's a girl? Have you ever seen a goblin in real life? It's all just a game setting," the muscular man retorted.
"I just find it very novel. Logically speaking, shouldn't this underground area be inhabited by dark elves? You know, those drow?"
"Isn't this an elf too? It's a matriarchal society, with different skin colors, pointed ears, and a great figure."
The phase man thought for a moment and then continued:
"Aside from being a little shorter and a little dumber, I can't see any difference."
"That's not right. How do they increase the population? Isn't this a realistic game? Shouldn't we be considering these things?" Quanxianbangua pressed.
"This is a realistic game, not an adult game," said the phase man, glancing at the fully-risked half-hanging figure.
Seeing the phase-shifting man's subtle expression, the fully-insured, half-hanging man complained directly:
"I ask you a nice question, and you should answer gently. Then I'll look at you with stars in my eyes and say, 'Wow, you're amazing! You know so much!'"
"Instead of me asking a question and you arguing back, our friendship isn't like this at all! Let's start over!"
The fully insured semi-trailer truck driver asked the same question about population again.
Looking at the determined look in Quanxian's eyes, the man with the "half-hanging" expression sighed and said, "I don't know."
"Huh? You're kidding me?"
"I really didn't know. We're always hanging out together. If I knew, you'd know too," the muscular man explained.
"Didn't you use your ability to observe carefully?" Quanxian Bangua pressed.
"Don't even mention it, I can't even raise the goblin's affection level. It's been so many days, and my goblin is still not very obedient."
The muscular man rubbed his temples and said.
"Oh, that? I've already given up on bringing my baby out."
"Let's wait until this game upgrades the goblin intelligence system..."
He was only halfway through his explanation when the man with the phase cut him off.
"They're here! Hide!"
"Will this work?" Hiding in a pre-prepared hiding spot, Quanxian Bangua was still a little unsure.
"Just shut up and watch closely, this is enhanced," said the Phase Man.
Then the two saw Kuku Kaka swaggering back.
Kukuka casually tossed the large snail, which had already lost its flavor, aside.
She then discovered a special gift prepared for her by the two generals, a whole bunch of snail-flavored food.
These aren't actually giant snails; they're just food that looks and tastes the same.
The evil god cannot yet take the living beings he created out of his base.
Then Kukuka pounced on it like a dog seeing hot chocolate.
And sure enough, he fell into the trap of the phase man.
Seeing the scene before him, Quanxian Bangua made the same reaction as when he first caught a goblin.
"No way, how many times has this happened? How can you still fall for it?"
In response, the muscular man in the phase pretended to be profound and said:
"Based on my understanding of goblins, normal goblins are like a dog that can't stop eating chocolate; they just can't change their ways."
"Besides, this goblin looks exceptionally stupid."
Just as the two were talking, an unexpected voice suddenly came from outside.
"Dare to call Kukukaka stupid?! Your schemes have already been seen through by the brave Kukukaka!"
Kukukaka suddenly jumped out of the pit; she hadn't been drugged.
"Holy crap! She popped out!" Quan Xianbangua exclaimed in a panic.
The phase man, however, appeared quite calm.
"Ouch!"
As Kukukaka fell from the sky, her feet slipped and she fell into another pit.
"My brave Kukuka..."
This time, Kuku Kaka failed to jump out again; she fell silent as she spoke.
"What happened?" Quan Xianban asked, looking at the unconscious Kukukaka.
"To be honest, I thought she would observe the snail from a distance, so I dug a hole next to it as well."
"Who knew she would pounce on her like that?"
"Luckily, I dug a hole under the snails as well. You really can't overestimate their intelligence."
The muscular man wiped away non-existent cold sweat and said.
"How did she jump up here? Don't you have any sleeping grass in your pit?" Quan Xianban asked.
"Of course we ordered it. Maybe the kid is mentally challenged but physically strong, since he was still able to cry out when he fell into the second pit."
Phase looked at the unconscious Kukukaka and commented.
"But then again, this goblin is quite prestigious within the goblin community, isn't it?" Quanxianbangua said.
"Hmm, it seems to be a hero unit," Phase Rider chimed in.
"Then would you say she's a saint?" Quan Xianbangua asked, staring at Kukukaka.
"Goblin Saintess, you really have wild ideas. When will this cycle of revenge end?"
Phase Man put the unconscious Kukukaka back into the pit.
Watching the man's movements, Quan Xianban asked in confusion:
"Why did you put her down? Aren't we leaving?"
"Since you're already here, aren't you going to leave without doing something else?"
"Weren't we here to gather intelligence? Why don't we just capture one alive and take them back?"
Upon hearing this, the muscular man shook his finger and said.
"Since we're already here, it won't be hard to earn more contribution points. Let's go collect some firewood; we'll need it later."
Then the phase man reminded him:
"Also, look for Sleepy Grass; I'm afraid she might wake up on the way."
Soon, the semi-trailer truck returned with a pile of firewood and some sleeping grass in its pockets.
After setting down the firewood, Quanxian asked the muscular man, who seemed to be fiddling with something, "..."
"No, why do you want me to find so much firewood?"
Upon hearing this, the man with the muscular physique turned around, revealing a flame in his palm.
Full Insurance Half-Car immediately understood what the Phase Man meant. He glanced at the Phase Man with disdain and said:
"I thought it was something else. A complete settlement like that must have fire prevention measures."
"What you're doing is no different from throwing firecrackers into a latrine; it's just disgusting, isn't it?"
"You don't understand. I'm using psychological tactics. Look, even the goblin hero can't hold back anymore and is starting to run away."
"Wouldn't the other goblins inside be even more oppressive? The atmosphere inside is probably like a pressure cooker, ready to explode at any moment."
"But it was thanks to that goblin that we discovered this unpatroled place."
After speaking, the man with the physique lit a small pile of firewood with the flame in his hand.
Then he waved to the half-decker, inviting him to come and do good deeds together.
Then the two of them lit a piece of firewood and threw it into the old tribal wall.
At first, the fire went unnoticed, but as more and more firewood was thrown in, the spreading fire was quickly discovered by the goblins.
The once quiet community instantly erupted into chaos.
A cacophony of shouts and crashing sounds emanated from inside.
Seeing that the fire was already under control, the man in charge of the phase gave a wink to Quanxianbangua:
"Time to run!"
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