Evil God? My servants are players!
Chapter 35 The Goblins' Counterattack
Several days have passed since the Phase Man captured the goblin.
During this time, the method for catching goblins was also revealed to the public by the Phase Man.
Other players also joined the goblin-catching business.
But their good fortune didn't last long. After the goblins were fooled a few times, they started to take countermeasures.
including but not limited to:
Increase the number of patrol members, prohibit any goblins from leaving the patrol without permission, and provide the patrols with better equipment.
But the devil is always one step ahead of the saint.
Whenever the goblins take countermeasures, the player will also upgrade their methods.
This cat-and-mouse game should have continued indefinitely.
But today, the emergence of a variable has broken the cycle.
"Don't walk so fast, kiri! A goblin-eating monster will appear and kidnap you, lol!"
"I'm not like you cowards! I'm the bravest goblin!"
"A tiny little thing, barely bigger than a head, dares to call itself the bravest goblin?"
"I am the bravest goblin! When the monsters appear, I will utterly crush them!"
Just as the goblins were arguing, the sound of a catapult being triggered rang out.
Then came a whooshing sound.
Whoosh! Bang!
An unidentified object was thrown into the center of the goblin patrol.
After the smoke cleared, a monster appeared in front of the goblin.
"It's a monster that eats goblins without spitting out the bones!!!!"
A goblin shouted.
The previously orderly goblin patrol was instantly thrown into chaos.
Players are inherently surrounded by an aura of fear.
Furthermore, the players' capture activities in the past few days have caused rumors to spread throughout the goblin tribe, making the goblins even more afraid of the players.
Ultimately, this resulted in these goblins showing no will to resist in front of the players.
Some goblins crouched there trembling, while others yelled and ran away.
Others hid behind trees, covering their eyes with their hands, praying that the monster wouldn't find them.
After being thrown into the center of the patrol and hanging halfway, he healed himself and began to frighten the goblins by baring his teeth and claws.
The frightened goblins became even more confused and began running around aimlessly.
Several goblins fell directly into traps prepared by the players and were captured by the players who were already prepared.
But the fully engrossed semi-trailer didn't notice that a figure was slowly approaching him.
"I am the bravest goblin!"
The goblin had its eyes closed, was trembling all over, and was muttering something.
But she was indeed slowly approaching the fully-insured semi-trailer.
"I am the bravest goblin!"
Finally, the goblin couldn't hold on any longer, and she didn't open her eyes.
He simply swung the wooden stick in his hand forcefully.
A tangible impact came from the wooden stick, and the brave goblin knew he had succeeded.
'Even though I'll be eaten by monsters soon, Kukukaka is already the bravest goblin!' she thought to herself.
But instead of pain, my nose felt a little itchy.
Kuku tried to open his eyes, but the monster had already vanished, replaced by a cloud of ashes.
Just as she was still pondering what had happened, cheers interrupted her thoughts.
"Kukukaka is the bravest goblin! She defeated the monster!"
The patrol captain pointed at Kuku and said.
The other goblins gathered around, raising their kukukas and cheering.
Although she didn't know what had happened, Kuku Kaka still gladly accepted everyone's praise.
He joined in the cheers:
"Kukukaka is the bravest goblin!"
As the patrol returned to the goblin's lair, news of Kukukaka's victory over the monster spread like wildfire.
The entire goblin lair became lively.
"That Kukukaka whose breasts aren't even as big as her head? She actually did it!"
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey mushrooms are awful! I'd rather just eat my corn!"
"So monsters can be defeated after all...?"
Meanwhile, the players returned to their base camp with their "hunting spoils".
"Here you go, this is your share."
Faced with the resurrected full-risk half-carry, Phase Man immediately transferred 10 gold coins.
"Holy crap, one-hit kill! What happened this time?" Quanxianbangua exclaimed.
"The difficulty will only increase, and maybe they'll rebel next time."
"It seems so. Before, a little rush would have been enough to scatter them, but now we need to use catapults to blast them in the center."
"Full insurance for half-trailer" pondered.
"Holy crap, watch out!" the Phase Man shouted after dodging an oncoming goblin.
"Can't this game just clear out the extra goblins? They're making the starting village a mess."
"It's alright, there are big-breasted lolis everywhere, it's pretty good."
After stuffing a worm leg into his mouth, Quanxian Bangua commented.
"Me too! Me too!"
Another goblin, passing by, begged Quan Xianban for a bug leg.
"Giant loli? Isn't that just a brat? Always running amok and causing trouble."
I've been hit by them several times; if they weren't low-level, I would have been killed.
The phase-shifting hunk watched the goblin leave with the insect leg in his hand.
Then he snatched a worm leg from the fully insured semi-trailer, stuffed it into his mouth, and continued:
"And these little brats steal things too. They often steal my sticks when I'm not looking, and sometimes they even sneak a stab at me."
As the man with the muscular physique spoke, he felt as if someone was secretly touching him.
He looked back and saw that a goblin had indeed pulled out its club.
Upon realizing it had been discovered, the goblin struck the Phase Man with its club before turning and running away.
"Holy crap, stop right there!"
The man with the phase made a move to give chase, but the goblin vanished in the blink of an eye.
Seeing this, Quanxianbangua laughed heartily, then raised his hand and gave the phase man a good heal before asking:
"Why are you carrying around so many Koreans if you have nothing better to do?"
"It's all because goblins like it. My goblin only talks to me properly when I give him a stick."
Mentioning his own goblins, Quanxianbangua's mood also became low.
"Yours is alright, but mine is a complete idiot. He can't understand human speech, and it takes me forever to communicate with him."
"At least yours is willing to listen to you, but mine is always taking advantage of you. I don't even dare to hit her for fear of losing her favor."
"Can't this game have a multiple-choice question for increasing affection? Just select the correct option to increase affection directly. She really doesn't understand human language."
"Indeed, if we keep playing like this, when will we be able to fight with her?"
Then, the two generals exchanged a glance and sighed.
"Sigh~" *2
"Every family has its own troubles," the muscular man remarked.
Afterwards, the two returned to their home base to increase their affinity with the goblins.
Meanwhile, the 'Hyacinth Clan Chief' on the other side was having a terrible time dealing with these goblins.
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