Evil God? My servants are players!

"What kind of look is that!" Quan Xianban said.

"What? Did I give you a weird look?" the muscular man asked, feigning ignorance.

Just as Quanxian was about to say something, the Phase Man silenced him with a kiss.

Then the man pointed in a direction, indicating that the semi-trailer should go check it out.

The fully-insured half-cargo instantly understood why the phase man had covered his mouth.

It's a goblin patrol.

Full insurance, half-cargo, pried open the phase man's hand and whispered:

"What's wrong? They're just a goblin patrol. They run away as soon as they see us; they're not a threat at all."

"I was thinking, why don't we just go for it? We've already collected everything," said the muscular man.

"I'm fine with either."

"Then follow along," the muscular man gestured.

Then the two generals, Hum and Ha, began to follow the goblin like madmen.

"Did you hear, Jili? Jili Gulu has disappeared!"

"I heard about Gugu! Apparently, she was captured by a monster that eats goblins without spitting out the bones, hahaha!"

"That scared the goblins to death! I really hope we don't run into any monsters."

"Why don't we take a break? I'm exhausted!"

"I think your legs are too weak to move from fear!"

"No, that's not true!"

"Alright, let's take a break," said the captain of the goblin patrol.

Then the three goblins began to rest on the spot.

"Did you hear any strange noises?"

"Yes, it sounds like footsteps. It's so faint, it's probably a small animal."

"Shall we go catch some? I'm getting tired of eating mushrooms every day."

"Go ahead and go. Small animals taste like mushrooms too. Only the big snail is somewhat tasty."

"A giant snail! I haven't seen one in ages."

"Yeah, it makes my mouth water just thinking about it."

Then a sharp-eyed goblin suddenly spotted a familiar figure crawling on the ground not far away.

She glanced at her companions discreetly and realized that they hadn't noticed the large snail.

Then she started to put on an act.

"Ouch, my stomach suddenly hurts a little, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Alright, go and come back quickly," said the goblin who looked like the captain.

Then the goblin, without telling the other goblins, ran to the giant snail, secretly picked it up, and put it in its mouth.

She began to suck on the snails as if they were delicacies.

rustling

The giant snail's flesh and blood were sucked up by the roots, and the faint sound of vomiting could be heard coming from the grass not far away.

The goblin licked the snail shell with lingering satisfaction, and then she discovered a large snail.

"Is today my lucky day? How come even giant snails have come to the ground!"

She quickly ran over and continued to smoke.

Then came the third and the fourth.

There's one last one.

"Is this paradise?! Where did all these giant snails come from?!"

Just as the goblin was about to go and get the last big snail.

Suddenly, the ground beneath her feet gave way, and it collapsed instantly.

Amidst a soft gasp, the goblin fell into the trap that the two guardian generals had prepared in advance.

Then the goblin took a deep breath and prepared to ask his companions for help.

But the crater was already filled with other gases.

"It's a Sleepy Grass!" That was the goblin's last thought.

Then she collapsed to the ground unconscious.

Meanwhile, the two men with the "phase" (likely referring to a specific type of male character) emerged from the bushes.

"How about it? My idea is pretty good, isn't it?" the muscular man boasted.

"Not bad? Anyone who isn't an idiot can see through it." Quanxianbangua said disdainfully.

"Look at this, this is the difference. This is a trap specially made for goblins."

The only way to deal with this low-IQ goblin is to use a direct approach; a human would obviously see through it.

After explaining, the man with the muscular physique jumped back into the pit, picked up the goblin, and said to the half-hanging goblin:

"Don't just watch, lend a hand."

Fully insured and half-carried away from the phase man took the goblin from him.

Looking at the goblin in his hand, which seemed to be either fast asleep or unconscious, Quanxianbangua curiously opened the status bar.

[Goblin Lv. 27]

[Status: Anesthesia]

"This isn't sleeping grass, it's pure anesthetic!!"

Upon hearing this, the powerful man who had climbed out of the pit said:

"Didn't you read the description of Sleepy Grass? Isn't that an anesthetic? Otherwise, why do you think I would be manipulating her like this?"

"You succeeded just like that? You captured a level 30 goblin alive like that?" Looking at the goblin in his hand, Quanxianbangua was still somewhat incredulous.

"Games aren't usually too difficult. If you play these kinds of missions a lot, you can easily pass them even without any hints."

The muscular man clapped his hands and answered nonchalantly.

"Alright, let's go back and turn in the quest, and also try out the newly updated gameplay."

The two were about to head back home when a shout interrupted them.

"Hey! Where are you using the restroom?! We're leaving!"

It was a patrol team; they came looking for the goblin after she hadn't returned for a long time.

The sound was very close; they would probably find the two of them soon.

"Get out of here! Run!" the man in the phase said, picking up the goblin and running away.

The commotion quickly attracted the attention of the goblin patrol.

"Over there! There's movement!"

Seeing that the goblins were about to catch up, the two generals ran even faster.

Instead, the goblins stopped in their tracks after seeing what the two looked like.

"She...she...she's been captured by a monster that eats goblins without spitting out the bones!!!!"

Watching the players leave, a goblin knelt down.

"Stand up, like women! We still need to report to the clan chief!"

The patrol captain said with tears in his eyes.

"But...but she'll never come back! Waaaaah!"

"Let's go." The patrol captain patted her on the shoulder.

In the end, the team members could only return to the nest with their captain.

Meanwhile, the two generals, Heng and Ha, were still running wildly through the mushroom forest.

"I suddenly realized something: why are we running? Won't they be scared away if they see us?"

Ask questions as you go while the semi-trailer is fully insured.

"Didn't you hear them chasing after us? They probably triggered some kind of hatred mechanism."

In some games, if you steal an egg from a friendly creature, it will attack you.

"That's how the phase man explained."

The semi-trailer looked back and said, "But it seems we've already shaken them off."

"Ah, really?" The muscular man in the phase looked back, slowed his pace, and said, catching his breath:

"This time it's a real success."

"What should we do now? Should we catch another one or go back first?" Quanxian Bangua asked.

"Let's go back first. The anesthesia won't last long. We'll catch it for you after we've dealt with this one."

The two then returned safely to their base camp.

The mission notification came the moment we entered the base camp.

Congratulations on successfully capturing 1 goblin!

[Reward: 10 Gold Coins]

Suddenly, a 1 appeared on top of the original 0 gold coins.

The man in the phase knew it was time to make his move.

To avoid only being able to watch with envy, he has never opened the newly released homestead system.

Just as the hunky man was gearing up for a big spending spree, harsh reality slapped him in the face.