Evil God? My servants are players!

"From now on, your name will be Jili!" Jili said, raising a large wooden stick with both hands.

Then she held up another one, "You can call yourself Gulu!"

Watching the babbling idiots, the fully-insured semi-trailer driver found it hard to believe.

"You're the experienced and knowledgeable one; you're so good at fooling idiots."

"Keep your voice down, or you'll piss her off. I don't have any more sticks."

After the initial excitement of acquiring the new baton faded, the chattering, single-threaded brain began to reconsider the current situation.

"I've been captured by a monster!!!"

"Don't hurt Giligur, Giligur is a good goblin."

He put down the big stick and started crouching down to defend himself, covering his head.

Seeing this familiar scene, the person who was almost completely stranded commented:

"Is this another stress reaction? They poke at anything that looks like a butt, cower at the sight of an enemy, and grab anything that looks good."

"Memory only lasts for 8 seconds, even an idiot wouldn't be that stupid, would he?"

"I told you to keep your voice down. What if she hears that the idiot has another episode?"

Finally, the man with the powerful phase added, "Just watch me."

As he spoke, the muscular man took out a hood and put it on, seemingly aware of the power of his imposing appearance.

Then the phase man squatted down next to Jirigulu.

"Gibberish, this nice big wooden stick is a gift from me, isn't it?"

Her brain, which was buzzing with new information, received a new signal, and she lost all interest in being afraid.

Although he didn't recognize the hooded creature in front of him, he could tell from the gibberish that it was this voice that had handed him the large wooden stick.

So, he nodded blankly.

"Then I'm giving you such a nice wooden stick, so I must be your friend, right?" the muscular man continued to tempt her.

After going over the question in his mind, he nodded firmly.

"Now that we're friends, I certainly wouldn't hurt you, right?"

Upon hearing this, her brain actually started working in multiple threads.

While pondering what the phase man had said, she also thought of:

"He speaks so logically! My friend is a goblin as intelligent as Gigurgling!"

Seeing that Jiligulu was moved, the muscular man in the phase added more effort.

"Now that we're friends, let's remember what each other looks like."

As he spoke, the muscular man pretended to remove his hood, and his old face came into view of the chatterbox.

At this point, Giligulu no longer had the brainpower to think about why the Phase Man was so ugly.

Instead, a new neural synapse is being established within the gurgling brain.

Ugly monster = friend.

"Yes! Giriguru remembers, the ugly monster is Giriguru's friend."

After a few seconds of hesitation, he replied in a string of gibberish.

Then, the muscular man in the phase gave a smug look to the half-hidden man with his face half-covered.

"So, Giligur, can you tell your friend what's bothering you?"

The question of the "phase man" seems to touch upon the deepest secrets of the universe.

Jili immediately started brainstorming.

"Troubled...troubled..."

"Gibberish wants to be an adventurer killer!!!"

As a certain area of ​​the brain was activated, it jumped up and said something.

As the gibberish ended, the muscular man checked the taskbar several times before saying coldly:

"No mission, let's go."

"Huh? You're just going to leave after teasing the idiot?" Quan Xianbangua was momentarily at a loss.

"I told you not to say those two words. Fools are very sensitive to those two words."

After speaking in a low voice, the man in the phase waved back at the garbled man.

"Giggle, we have to go now. I'll bring you a big wooden stick next time."

"Okay! Goodbye, friend!"

Jiligulu, whose attention was drawn to the wooden stick, also waved goodbye to Heng and Ha.

Watching the two men leave calmly after teasing the fool, Shen Yuan was both amused and exasperated.

Bringing back the goblins was a spur-of-the-moment decision by Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan has already experimented and found that ordinary animals and monsters cannot generate emotional energy.

Upon seeing the goblins, Shen Yuan had another idea:

"What if we replaced it with a goblin with some intelligence and emotions? Would it be able to generate energy?"

As it turns out, Shen Yuan's conjecture was correct; goblins can indeed generate emotional energy.

However, compared to species with normal intelligence, goblins have a relatively low production rate.

It's probably only about one-fifth.

Even the smallest mosquito is still meat; as long as there are enough goblins, the production of emotional energy can be quite considerable.

Moreover, even if Shen Yuan were to capture goblins in the underground city on a large scale, it wouldn't attract the attention of the surface forces.

It's practically the perfect emotional generator.

But two problems still lie before Shen Yuan.

One issue is how to deal with these goblins.

It's absolutely unacceptable to let a bunch of idiots run rampant in the evil god's stronghold, not even if you give them designated areas to operate in.

Shen Yuan didn't want the tidy headquarters of the evil god to be messed up.

That could affect our evil god's mood.

Perhaps we could try to educate them? The actions of the Phase Man have already proven the feasibility of education.

These goblins are like kittens and puppies; they can learn things with training.

'But who should be responsible for educating them?' Shen Yuan wondered.

Players? No, they'll only produce more chaotic goblins.

Luna? No, she hasn't converted yet.

The only remaining candidate is hyacinth.

Shen Yuan was momentarily stumped when he thought of the hyacinth, which was not much smarter than a goblin.

"Let her handle it; the little one has a lot of potential."

Helpless, Shen Yuan could only choose the best among the worst.

Another minor issue is how to get players around level 10 to capture goblins around level 30.

Should we send hyacinths to help?

A pure support character can only do so much.

Moreover, Shen Yuan did not want Hyacinth to be injured or die by accident.

After all, Shen Yuan only has this one hero character at his disposal.

As for Luna and Giligulu, there's no need to even think about it; if they were let out, the first thing they would do is run away.

After spending a long time with the players, Shen Yuan had a different idea.

Why not try to believe them?

With their "ingenuity," players are sure to solve problems if the rewards are sufficient.

Moreover, this situation is different from the adventurers' attack.

It doesn't matter if the player reveals anything, since the enemy is just a goblin.

It's time to unleash the players' initiative!

On the other hand, after the two generals left, Jiligulu's enthusiasm for the big stick gradually diminished.

After what seemed like an eternity, she finally remembered something.

Where am I?

Finally, Jiligulu began to observe its surroundings.

Everything around me was something I had never seen before.

"Am I lost?"

After realizing the situation, Jiligulu suddenly burst into tears again.

"Chief! I can't find my way home! Waaaaah!"

Her crying attracted someone's attention.