Douluo Continent, starting from the body swap with Jiang Nannan
Chapter 20 Aunt Flo's Crying
Two days later.
early morning.
Jiang Nannan was awakened by a series of urgent communicator rings.
As soon as the communicator was answered, Lu Chen's weak voice was heard.
"Jiang Nannan, I think I'm... pregnant."
???
Upon hearing this ambiguous statement, Jiang Nannan instantly felt wide awake.
You bastard, what have you done?!
Could it be that this guy is cheating on me...?
"Explain yourself clearly!"
"My stomach really hurts..."
"..."
"...Is that guy here?"
Jiang Nannan realized what was happening.
"I think so."
What do you mean by "should be"? Don't you know in your heart whether you came or not?
She sighed deeply and said with some helplessness, "Does it feel like a dull, persistent, throbbing pain, sometimes gentle, sometimes rough... always accompanied by a sense of irritation?"
"That's right, exactly!"
Lu Chen nodded like a chick pecking at rice, "As expected of you."
"As expected of a seasoned veteran, her description is spot on."
He endured the pain and, with some difficulty, gave a thumbs up.
"Still in the mood for jokes? Looks like this little problem is no challenge for you. You can handle it yourself, right? Bye..."
"No! Jiang Nannan, don't you have any conscience? I'm suffering for you!"
Lu Chen launched into a tirade of accusations.
Jiang Nannan felt a pang of guilt upon hearing this.
Regardless of the circumstances, Lu Chen is indeed suffering for himself now.
But now the two are too far apart, and there is no way to switch back, so Jiang Nannan can only teach Lu Chen some experience as someone who has been through it all.
"Just eat a light diet, get plenty of rest, and pay attention to hygiene..."
Lu Chen took notes carefully.
After a moment, Lu Chen continued, "By the way, are there any special tips for using sanitary napkins?"
After two days of research, he found that this thing was not as useful as he had imagined.
Jiang Nannan felt dizzy upon hearing this. Why don't you just research this yourself? Don't ask me!
"Go ask Xiaoya!"
"You expect me, a grown man, to ask other girls these things? How can you bear to do that?"
???
Am I not a girl?!
Jiang Nannan sighed, wondering what sins she had committed in her past life to be entangled with Lu Chen in this one.
never mind,
In order to get some peace and quiet as soon as possible, Jiang Nannan suppressed her embarrassment and told Lu Chen about her experience.
Following Jiang Nannan's instructions, the process went much more smoothly.
Lu Chen got everything sorted out under Jiang Nannan's guidance, but something still felt off. The lower abdominal pain and the feeling of something foreign in his body made him roll around on the bed in frustration.
"Tsk, this thing is so anti-human, it's stuffy and inconvenient."
While complaining, Lu Chen stubbornly emptied the entire package to see if there was anything else inside.
"Huh? What's this cotton swab?"
Inside the original packaging of the sanitary napkin, there was also something that looked like a small white cotton swab.
Hearing Lu Chen's description, Jiang Nannan was stunned. After thinking for a moment, she understood.
"That's a tampon, you don't need it."
"Really? But it clearly says 'For menstrual use only' on it. I have a feeling you just don't want to tell me?"
Your feeling is correct.
Jiang Nannan had a headache; she couldn't very well say that this thing was meant to be inserted into XX.
How could she possibly say that?
"Stop even thinking about it; it's useless to you."
But the more Jiang Nannan tried to stop him, the more Lu Chen wanted to know the answer.
"Jiang Nannan, I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to have a trick up your sleeve."
Believe it or not!
Jiang Nannan was speechless. She had no intention of explaining anymore and was about to hang up the communicator when a familiar voice came through at just the right moment.
"Alright then, I'll look into it myself."
You beast, stop!
How are you going to conduct this research?
"Stop! I'm telling you."
Jiang Nannan was genuinely scared; who knew what this guy would be doing behind her back?
"You should have said so earlier. After all, I was only thinking about your health."
Selectively ignoring Lu Chen's nonsense, she took a deep breath and struggled internally for a long time before finally saying, "Tampons are meant to be inserted into XX."
what?
Put it in?
"Where should I put it?"
Because the sound was too soft, Lu Chen didn't hear it clearly.
Jiang Nannan could no longer hold back; she roared into the communicator:
"I said put XX in, are you deaf? Pervert! Scumbag! Sex maniac! Shameless!!"
On the other side, Lu Chen silently moved the communicator a little further away.
Stop swearing, stop swearing. You're not a girl anymore, swearing is offensive.
Moreover, Tang Ya is about to be woken up by you.
Lu Chen glanced at Tang Ya and found that she had just turned over, hummed twice, and fallen asleep again.
Call ~
No, what am I feeling guilty about?
Just as Lu Chen turned around to say something, he realized that the communicator had been disconnected.
There was only one message from Jiang Nannan on the communicator: "Take care of myself."
The dormitory returned to tranquility.
Looking at the soul guidance screen in front of him, Lu Chen felt a little embarrassed. He touched his nose, "Did I go a bit too far...?"
Never mind, I'll apologize next time.
Lu Chen picked up the sanitary swab and threw it into the trash can.
He understood what Jiang Nannan had said; this thing needed to be inserted. The thought of it sent a chill down his spine.
It's impossible to plug it up, it's absolutely impossible in this lifetime!
……
One day passed.
I originally thought that with the physical strength of a Soul Master, pains like menstrual cramps would be nothing to fear.
But the facts told Lu Chen that he had been utterly defeated.
Soul Masters have strong physical abilities, and correspondingly, the pain from menstruation is obviously more intense. Not to mention that Lu Chen was experiencing this for the first time and had little experience, so the discomfort was unbearable for him.
"Jiang Nannan, my life is so miserable."
Lu Chen would send me messages to bother me every day.
I really want to block him!
This is how Jiang Nannan feels right now.
But this thing is still inside my body, so I have to recover.
If Lu Chen were to cause any more trouble, she had no idea how much more hilarious that would be.
"If all else fails, why don't you go find Ye Xixi? The Nine Heart Begonia's healing effects should be effective in this regard."
A word to wake up the dreamer!
"Yeah, how come I didn't think of that? Jiang Nannan, you're a genius!"
The healing effect of the Nine-Heart Begonia is said to be "able to save someone as long as they have a breath left," so treating this... internal injury? It seems like no problem.
Just do it!
After sending a message to Ye Xixi's communication system and learning that she was in her dormitory, Lu Chen immediately set off.
After a while.
"First Soul Skill, Begonia Light"
As Ye Xixi finished speaking, petals flew into Lu Chen's body.
After a few breaths, Lu Chen felt that his legs no longer hurt and his back no longer ached.
Haha!
I can do it again!
Miss Lu Chen, who had been suffering from menstrual cramps, was overjoyed to have recovered from her illness.
He hugged the petite Ye Xixi tightly and exclaimed:
"I'm finally alive!"
"Nannan, this is too...too exaggerated."
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