It turns out I'm a second-generation demon.
Chapter 76 An Unacceptable Flaw
Long Aotian remained silent, watching him quietly. In this world, he was a god, and a god certainly wouldn't mind letting an ant utter some nonsense before its death.
Li Xianyu composed himself and said sincerely, "I have betrayed you, and I have nothing to say about it. You may kill me or torture me as you please, but there is one thing I must say before I die."
After a pause, seeing that Long Aotian still didn't speak, he said bluntly, "Actually, you've been cheated on."
Long Aotian finally spoke: "What did you say?"
"Linglong has actually been Ye Liangjing's woman for a long time."
"Nonsense! Linglong is pure and innocent. When did she become Ye Liangjing's woman?" Long Aotian's expression changed, and his tone became furious. His immense pressure almost crushed Li Xianyu.
"I have solid evidence. I wouldn't say anything if I wasn't certain," Li Xianyu said confidently. "I'm asking you, was Linglong kidnapped by Ye Liangjing while she was out playing?"
"Yes."
Fearing Long Aotian might say, "I don't want to hear it, you're just a bastard chanting sutras," and kill him with a single finger, Li Xianyu spoke rapidly: "If I remember correctly, the nearest bustling market to the Long residence is at least two incense sticks' worth of travel time. That means by the time the maid returned with the news and you rushed to rescue her, at least two incense sticks' worth of time had already passed. Now let me ask you, how far is the Long residence from the Ye residence? One is in the south of the city, the other in the east, dozens of miles apart. Even with your horse, which runs faster than a Dou Di, it would take at least one incense stick's worth of time. Three incense sticks' worth of time have passed here, and you still haven't found Miss Linglong at the Ye residence, so you rushed back to the brothel, which took another half an incense stick's worth of time. So here's the question: in three and a half incense sticks' worth of time, Ye Liangjing, if he were any man, should have succeeded."
The surging pressure suddenly stopped, and Long Aotian's face was blank; he was speechless.
Li Xianyu said with exasperation, "Brother Aotian, you need to be more careful. Your sister has already lost her virginity."
"Shut up!" Long Aotian roared. "Ye Liangjing is just trying to provoke me with my cousin. He wouldn't dare to defile Linglong."
"He slept with Linglong; there's no better way to annoy you than that. Besides, the Ye family and the Long family are roughly equal in strength, and his brother Ye Liangchen is more famous and has a higher cultivation level than you. Why don't you dare to do the same?"
"My cousin is pure and innocent; how dare you slander her?"
Li Xianyu said, "This isn't slander, it's the truth. There's something else very strange: why did he kidnap your cousin to a brothel instead of taking her home? I suddenly have a bold idea—maybe brothels have more customers. That's the best way to get revenge."
The air suddenly went silent. Long Aotian looked up to the sky and roared, "I'm going to kill you! Kill you!"
Li Xianyu: "Then how do you explain the matter of the three incense sticks?"
Long Aotian: "..."
Li Xianyu was overjoyed that Long Aotian hadn't killed him. This was enough to show that for Long Aotian, this matter was an insurmountable obstacle that he couldn't get over without clarifying it, and something he couldn't selectively forget.
"Brother Aotian denied it outright, but couldn't give a reasonable explanation. Moreover, you and Linglong did not consummate your marriage, so you just don't want to accept this reality."
At this moment, Sanwu suddenly spoke up: "It's green, it's green! Long Aotian has been cuckolded."
Li Xianyu and Long Aotian both turned to look at her, whose face was extremely ferocious.
With an honest expression, Sanwu said, "He's been cuckolded! Long Aotian has been cuckolded!"
"Look at you, you can't even explain something this simple, yet you fantasize that you are the master of this world, the child of destiny. How ridiculous."
"Nonsense, don't try to disturb my peace of mind."
Sanwu: "It's green, it's green! Long Aotian has been cuckolded."
Long Aotian snapped, "Shut up!"
Li Xianyu was overjoyed. The lack of information was like a divine assist. Her repeating mode amplified the impact of the vulnerability again and again.
"Wake up, this is all a dream. This world may be beautiful, but it's full of loopholes."
Sanwu: "It's green, it's green! Long Aotian has been cuckolded."
Long Aotian seemed to have lost his composure; his face was sometimes ferocious, sometimes painful, and sometimes confused.
Li Xianyu pressed his advantage, saying in a deep voice, "This world is exquisite, the scenery is even indistinguishable from reality, yet it feels incongruous everywhere. Because the people here have almost no intelligence, the supporting characters have no mating rights, and the female supporting character is madly infatuated with you. Everything is so beautiful, but Long Aotian, think about it, is this really real?"
"Aren't you lonely in this world? Your friends are just lackeys, and no matter how many women you have, they're all the same stereotypical characters. You roam the world alone, repeating the same story over and over again. Don't you feel empty at times?"
Long Aotian's face turned ashen: "I should really kill you. Why waste my breath talking to you?"
Li Xianyu immediately retorted, "Killing me proves you're running away, confirming that you were cheated on. Now that you're so arrogant and cool, have you ever missed that chubby little guy? You're so immersed in this world, refusing to come out, denying his entire life of the past twenty-odd years. Have you ever thought about whether that's fair to him?"
Long Aotian's breathing grew increasingly labored, and he said in a deep voice, "You ant, how dare you disturb my peace of mind? I'll send you to hell right now."
"Your 'hero saves the damsel in distress' plot isn't wrong; I've had similar fantasies. But most people only focus on the thrill of rescuing a damsel in distress, ignoring the time difference—a detail the virtual world lacks. To me, this world has far too many loopholes and inconsistencies; you've simply chosen to ignore them." Li Xianyu prepared to deliver the fatal blow, shouting, "You can kill me, but Long Aotian, I ask you, how are you going to fix this loophole? Even as the ruler of this world, can you selectively ignore it? If this is truly the real world you speak of, then dare you admit you've been cuckolded? Admit it! Admit Linglong was slept with by Ye Liangjing! Admit this perfect cousin you've imagined is already a used-up flower! If you can't even admit this, how dare you call it the real world?"
Long Aotian remained silent for a long time.
Sanwu: "It's green, it's green! Long Aotian has been cuckolded."
Long Aotian roared, "Have you said enough? How many more times do you want to say 'Sanwu'?"
Sanwu tilted his head: "But you really were cheated on."
"Shut up!!"
With Long Aotian's roar, the world shifted, the surrounding scenery continued to spin, then blurred, and finally with a bang, like a shattered mirror, everything returned to darkness.
The whole thing collapsed.
Faced with the choice between the green world and the virtual world, Long Aotian chose to explode on the spot.
Before Li Xianyu lost consciousness, he breathed a sigh of relief. For a fan of wish-fulfillment novels, any plot hole could be ignored, except for the "green" (green) element.
He made the right bet.
The company's descendants racked their brains to find loopholes that could disrupt the virtual world. In fact, they found many. Long Aotian's virtual world did indeed have many loopholes, but those things that seemed unreasonable to others were completely irrelevant to Long Aotian.
Some loopholes that seem insignificant or even easily overlooked to them are actually fatal to Long Aotian, such as Green.
Li Xianyu used to be a huge fan of light novels, and he knew exactly what kind of flaws light novel readers couldn't tolerate. His colleagues, like the teenage assassin Thunder Warrior who never read novels, couldn't understand it.
......
Baoze Group.
It was 8:30 in the morning when Thunder King rushed to the equipment room. He had been called there by a technician who told him that something terrible had happened: several colleagues who had entered the virtual world the night before had suddenly lost consciousness a few minutes earlier.
The Thunder King knew all too well what this meant.
Several technicians stood helplessly in the equipment room waiting. When they saw him coming, they hurried over to greet him.
"Why is this happening? Are even the Three No's trapped in the virtual world?" Thunder King couldn't understand.
"Sanwu hasn't lost her self-awareness; her brainwave indicator is still green, but the indicator lights for Thunder Warrior, Girl Killer, and King Kong have turned red," the technician said. "They haven't come out of the virtual world, which is very unusual. If we're just bringing Girl Killer back, it should be a matter of moments."
The Thunder King was furious: "Why didn't you report this sooner?"
The technician weakly explained, "Because their traffic light was always green, we assumed they were playing in a virtual world."
Another technician whispered, "Besides, there's nothing we can do besides watch."
The Thunder King's forehead veins bulged as he suppressed the urge to strike these guys dead with lightning. "Wait, you said only three people's indicator lights turned red. What about the other one? Where's Li Xianyu?"
Technician: "His indicator lights are working normally."
The Thunder King frowned: "Why is he unharmed? A mentally awakened being like the 'Girl Killer' fell victim to this?"
The technicians couldn't answer that question.
The seemingly foolproof operation went awry, even with the help of the three unqualified protectors. After a moment's thought, the Thunder King guessed that it might be due to Long Aotian's improved cultivation.
It's not hard to guess. If they were reluctant to leave the virtual world, their indicator lights wouldn't have turned red. The reason they didn't come out all night is most likely because they were trapped in the virtual world.
Long Aotian's improved cultivation brought about the enhancement of the illusion array. Sanwu and Li Xianyu were trapped inside, and whether the indicator light turned red or not was no longer important.
Standing in front of Long Aotian's game pod, Thunder King felt exhausted and wanted to unleash a 100,000-volt attack on the fat man.
"Notify HR to cancel their upcoming tasks. Notify the medical department that the equipment room has increased its medication supply for three more people. Also, notify the nannies that there are five more diaper changers here, and tell them not to be negligent." Thunder King rubbed his face, took out his phone, and posted an announcement in the headquarters group: "I have some unfortunate news. This morning, five more employees were trapped in the virtual world: Sanwu, Jingang, Girl Killer, Thunder War Maiden, and Li Xianyu. I hope everyone will cherish life in the future and stay away from arrogant and domineering individuals. Deepest condolences."
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