It turns out I'm a second-generation demon.

System notification: [You have agreed to join the group. Say hello to the other members!]

Li Xianyu was about to symbolically send a "Hello everyone" and then exit the software when Thunder King preemptively sent a message in the group: "@All members, let me introduce our new colleague, Li Xianyu, who just joined the Enforcement Department today. Welcome him!"

Li Xianyu had no choice but to revise his words, editing: "My name is Li Xianyu. Please take good care of me, seniors. If I do anything wrong, you can punish me..."

Once the typing got going, I silently deleted it and changed it to: "Please give me more criticism."

Then send it out.

The group was completely silent; no one responded, even when Thunder King used his administrator privileges to tag all members.

The seniors seem so aloof.

A few minutes later, someone finally responded.

Thunder Valkyrie: "Welcome, welcome."

The heartthrob: "Heh, you're a newbie, aren't you dressed as a woman?"

Finger gesture: "New guy, did you hear that? Dress up as a woman, or I'll kick you out."

Li Bai: "Isn't it a joy to have friends coming from afar? And even more joyful to have a bride dressed as a woman?"

Of the few people who showed up, apart from the first one who was quite decent, the others made Li Xianyu feel a deep sense of malice.

I don't know when it started, but the older members of the group always like to tease the newcomers about wearing women's clothing.

But cross-dressing is impossible; it's never going to happen in my life.

[Minister of Law Enforcement] Thunder Dharma King posted a [sweating] emoji: "You guys should act like seniors, don't be so cocky. His identity will scare you to death."

Thunder Valkyrie: "?"

The teenage heartthrob: "?"

fingering:"?"

[Archiver] Murphy: "Yes, his identity is very unusual; we all know him."

Li Xianyu noticed that this Murphy, like the Thunder King, was a big shot with a prefix, like an archivist? Then she should know her true identity.

Ha, the successor of the Peerless Battle Spirit, Li Wuxiang's son, I'll scare you to death if I told you.

Li Xianyu raised the corner of his mouth.

Li Bai: "Murphy, explain yourself clearly."

Thunder Valkyrie: "We all know each other? Weren't you supposed to be a newbie?"

The Thunder Warrior's avatar is a short-haired, pretty woman; it's unclear if it's her.

[Archive Administrator] Murphy: "Wait a minute."

A dozen seconds later, Murphy sent a photo to the group chat, which was Li Xianyu's employment application form, containing his detailed information and a passport photo.

Li Xianyu had delicate features and a face that was very attractive to women.

[Archive Administrator] Murphy: "Are you scared?"

The group chat suddenly fell silent.

Li Xianyu's smile spread, as if he foresaw the commotion that would follow the silence. The big shots would surely be utterly shocked, and the following comments would be nothing more than "Wow, the successor of the Peerless Battle Soul," "Big shot, I'm bowing down to you," "Big shot, are you interested in making a shady deal?" and so on.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, the group chat exploded.

First, Li Bai posted a picture.

Li Xianyu: "!!!"

The smile on Li Xianyu's face gradually disappeared, then turned into a sinister grin...

The guy in the picture is him, no doubt about it, the one who was almost forcibly sexually exploited by Qingqing that day.

Right now, his private photos are appearing in the company's employee group chat, and they're not even blurred out.

and many more!

Why are my photos here? When did I take these kinds of photos?

Thunder Valkyrie posted the exact same photo, but with a different caption: "Come on, let's fight!"

The same image of a teenage heartthrob is captioned: "Kneel down and call me daddy."

The fingering technique is the same as above. The accompanying text reads: "[You're all so arrogant; you probably don't know the true power.]"

Li Xianyu remembered that the gatekeeper had taken his picture that day.

It turns out that his private photos had already been circulating in the company group chat and had been thoroughly misused by them.

Li Xianyu's hands, holding the phone, trembled violently...

He felt the deep malice of this world.

A lifetime of dark history.

[Administrator] Thunder King: "Ahem, enough already. These kinds of pictures are fine to play with when the person in question isn't around, but don't go too far. After all, Li Xianyu is still a child. @Walking Piledriver is a good pet for the group..."

"What the hell is this?!" Li Xianyu silently covered his face.

The heartthrob: "Still a child? She has a bright future ahead of her."

Finger gesture: "A bright future awaits."

Li Bai: "The future is limitless."

[Administrator] Thunder King: "..."

He quietly withdrew the previous few images; as an administrator, he had that authority.

[Administrator] Thunder King: "Li Xianyu, are you still there?"

Human Piledriver: "This newbie is cowering in the corner, trembling. At least censor your face, okay? The internet cleanup campaign is in full swing. Believe me or not, I'll report you."

The "teenager killer" said, "Reporting it is useless. This app is developed internally by the company and doesn't have a reporting function. It's 'shady' software. Compared to news and forum content, what's a mere 18+ thing?"

Li Xianyu received a private message from the Thunder King, who said: "Your identity should not be made public for the time being. Although everyone in the group is on your side, you still need to keep it a secret. Only when you awaken your bloodline and have a certain ability to protect yourself will you be able to meet people openly."

Li Xianyu replied with an "OK" gesture, and then quipped, "Your Majesty, why do I feel like the seniors in the group... aren't very friendly?"

Thunder King: "It's your imagination."

Li Xianyu: "It's definitely not a misperception."

Thunder King: "These are just a few mischievous ones; the other more composed employees in the group rarely show their faces."

Li Xianyu: "Oh."

At this moment, Li Xianyu saw someone tagging him in the group chat.

Switching to the group chat, I discovered that the person who tagged him was also a big shot with a prefix: [Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs]. But compared to his name, the prefix was nothing; his name was "Li Shizhen".

[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "@Walking Pile Driver, judging from your face, you have severe kidney deficiency. The kidneys store the essence of the human body. For bloodline, the kidneys are the most important organ. In your condition, it will probably be difficult for you to become a law enforcement officer. Come to the company another day, and I will give you acupuncture. I will charge you five points. The price is fair and honest."

The teenage assassin said, "Poor child, you were almost drained of your life force by the fox demon."

Finger gesture: "The other day, the doorman said that this kid was almost sexually exploited by a fox demon."

The walking pile driver: "Can it be saved? But I have no points, I'm still a newbie."

Li Xianyu was overjoyed.

[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "It's just kidney deficiency, it's not a big problem. You can pay me back with the points you earn later."

After Li Shizhen sent this message, he received a private message from the Thunder King: "Don't make promises you can't save him."

Li Shizhen: "?"

How could that be? He is a master of traditional Chinese medicine, a renowned acupuncturist in the bloodline world. How could a mere kidney deficiency stump him?

Even if someone has kidney deficiency, he can handle it with ease.

Thunder King: "Heh heh, you cured Li Wuxiang's kidney deficiency?"

Li Shizhen: "That's different. He did it because... wait, what do you mean?!"

Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: "Have you heard of the Li family's hereditary kidney deficiency?"

Li Shizhen: "...He is Li Wuxiang's son!"

Li Shizhen suddenly realized what was happening.

Thunder King: "Not many people in the company know about this, remember to keep it a secret."

In the group chat, a walking pile driver said: "@Li Shizhen, boss, let's arrange a time to meet. There's no time like the present, let's do it today, okay? I'll be there right now."

System notification: Li Shizhen has retracted a message.

System notification: Li Shizhen has retracted a message.

He retracted both statements he had made.

What happened?

The walking pile driver: "@Li Shizhen, what's wrong? I'll definitely pay you back the points in the future, I swear on my integrity."

[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "It's hopeless, farewell."

Thunder War Maiden: "Li Shizhen, don't joke around when it comes to serious matters. If it's points, I'll give them to you on Li Xianyu's behalf."

No matter how many times Thunder War Maiden tagged him, Li Shizhen remained unresponsive, seemingly having gone offline.

Thunder War Maiden: "@Walking Pile Driver, go find him at the company another day. Li Shizhen's acupuncture skills are very powerful. He might have gone offline for something."

Li Xianyu felt a warmth in his heart: "Thank you, War Maiden."

As expected, women are more considerate, gentle, and understanding. In this group full of powerful figures, Zhan Ji's words were like a fire in winter, warming Li Xianyu's weak kidneys.

Finger gesture: "Young man, don't be afraid of kidney deficiency. I'll teach you a trick to get rid of your kidney deficiency troubles. In exchange, you have to wear women's clothing."

The heartthrob retorted, "Those are all crooked methods. A real man relies on charm; one look is enough to win a woman's heart."

Finger gesture: "Get lost, that's a natural skill, how can you teach it?"

The heartthrob: "You're different."

The finger gesture revealed a nude photo of Li Xianyu, captioned: "Kneel down and call me daddy."

The teenage assassin retaliates with the same image and the caption: "You know nothing of power."

They started a meme war, with the same nude photos always appearing, and the captions from the experts were absolutely brilliant...

Li Xianyu felt utterly hopeless.

King Kong: "You guys are so noisy, all you do is post this pointless stuff all day. Does anyone have any new anime torrents? Share them with me."

Another senior colleague from the company has emerged.

Girl Killer: "There's a torrent file in the group files, download it yourself."

King Kong: "I've seen them all, I want the new episodes."

Finger gesture: "Who has that kind of thing? We don't need it."

King Kong: "Long Aotian is still the best. He's the one who uploaded all the seeds in the group. After he went into hibernation, there's no talent left in this group. What use are you guys?"

Thunder War Maiden: "Heh."