It turns out I'm a second-generation demon.
Chapter 120 What did you use to hit me?
Chapter 111 What did you use to hit me?
Is this guy teaching me how to flirt with girls?
How could I, a seasoned veteran with countless experiences, be looked down upon by a virgin?
That's how virgins are. Because they've never flirted with a woman, they think picking up girls is actually very simple. As long as you move a woman and do something for her, you can win her over in no time.
He likes to play the role of a domineering CEO and likes to act cold and profound.
A common misconception arises from watching too many novels or movies and lacking practical experience.
To give a simple example, before Li Xianyu took over the care of his great-grandmother, he met a pretty young woman online and spent several thousand yuan on her, racking his brains to seduce her. When she received gifts, she would act like she was "so touched." After they slept together, she would look at him with seductive eyes and blushing cheeks and say, "Honey, I can't live without you."
But so what? There's still no contact anymore.
If you think that a woman will fall head over heels for you with just a little bit of affection or a few flirty gestures, you're being incredibly naive.
A woman like Thunder Warrior, firstly, the fact that she's illiterate at twenty-five means she's not the kind of easily seduced, infatuated woman. Otherwise, with her slim waist, long legs, and curvy figure, she'd already have a handsome boyfriend. Considering the few words Wu Lun mentioned earlier, her background is somewhat tragic, and she might have some psychological trauma related to men or marriage.
The worst way to flirt is to start with cheesy pickup lines.
Pretending to be a domineering CEO or acting aloof and profound is the worst approach.
The truly masterful way to woo a woman is subtle and gradual, like a gentle rain nourishing the earth. Don't rush things; take your time. You don't need to deliberately display your charm; she'll sense it for herself. You don't need to overtly try to move her; she'll be touched on her own.
Everyone knows he stood up for Thunder War Maiden, but Li Xianyu deliberately denies it. This is much more clever than saying cheesy pick-up lines. The long-legged beauty will think that Li Xianyu is afraid that she will feel guilty, and she might even be secretly moved.
For someone like Thunder Maiden who clearly resists romance, being too blunt in your words will backfire.
The War Maiden is a difficult type to woo. At most, she might have some feelings for him. Given Liu Kongchao's level of skill, he naturally wouldn't be able to tell. He probably thinks all women are the same.
"Are you out of your mind, wasting such a good opportunity?" Liu Kongchao said with exasperation, "Serves you right for being a virgin. I just don't have this kind of opportunity. If it were me, I would have hooked up with someone by now."
"Look how beautiful the War Maiden is, those long legs, that slim waist, that face—mixed-race beauties are a rare sight." Liu Kongchao scoffed, "You'll never have a girlfriend if you keep acting like this."
The top-ranked player got criticized and educated by the most argumentative player... It feels a bit strange.
Li Xianyu glanced at him, her face full of regret: "Big Boss is right. Oh dear, if only there were a way to transmit voices secretly, I would have missed the opportunity. No wonder I'm single."
"Good to know. Be careful next time, don't be silly." Liu Kongchao finished speaking, then paused, "Why are you looking at me sideways?"
"I didn't look at you sideways."
"You're crooked."
"My eyes feel uncomfortable."
"oh."
The great-grandmother remained silent, her bright eyes darting around. She glanced at her great-grandson, then at his long legs, and frowned slightly.
On the distant mountaintops, lush vegetation provided cover for several leaders of the Ancient God Cult, who overlooked the entire valley.
Blood Demon gazed at Baoze Vanguard Team, as if he could smell the irresistible scent of blood again. He licked his dry lips thirstily: "Why didn't you let me take advantage of the chaos to abduct the Li family heir just now?"
The man in the white robe laughed hoarsely: "Fool, are you sure you can snatch his successor right under Zhan Hun's nose?"
A lustful look appeared on the blood demon's sickly face, which resembled that of a blood addict: "If Tu Xingsun helps, I am extremely confident."
The soil behind him bulged, and a head emerged. Tu Xingsun was extremely ugly, with two small, eerie eyes and a pointed mouth. He sneered, "The Blood Demon's IQ plummets the moment she smells blood. Didn't you see that the Peerless Battle Soul wasn't even using her full strength? She was always watching her successor. I don't want to be punched to death by the Battle Soul underground. The Sect Leader was defeated by this kid? He doesn't look like much."
Li Peiyun said calmly, "He was hiding his true strength. His defeat of me before made his reputation soar, and with the Peerless Battle Spirit by his side, he was bound to be feared. The more pathetic he appeared, the more those eyes that pretended to fall on him unintentionally would look away. This generation of the Li family successor is very cunning. That night in Sanliban Village, he was hiding his true strength from the beginning, only unleashing his true power at the very end, defeating me with lightning speed. If it weren't for the War God's decisive victory, that night would have been disastrous."
The man in the white robe was silent for a moment: "He's a troublesome upstart."
A light, tactile sound of branches rustling through leaves drew near.
The God of War, who had remained silent until now, finally spoke: "Found it?"
The woman in white robes had a sweet and magnetic voice: "There is indeed a secret cave at the bottom of the pool, but the seal is still in place, so we can't go in."
The God of War crossed his arms, stood tall and proud, and laughed, "No rush, someone will clear the way for us."
Suddenly, a clear and melodious whistle echoed through the valley. The ape god strode forward, his footsteps thundering as he leaped high into the air, raising his right fist to smash against the seal.
At the same time, Fu Shan's narrow-bladed knife was drawn with a clang. After a slight gathering of strength, it suddenly slashed out, two clear blade energies cutting through the darkness and illuminating the valley.
Chen Yu unfolded the wallet bearing the Baoze Group logo, and a flock of fine steel throwing knives, like pigeons released from their cages, linked together and formed a line.
The two seemingly elementary school students, but actually ageless monsters who appear to have lived for over sixty years, are playing a game, clapping once and then clapping once...
As they continued clapping, after exchanging a palm strike, they simultaneously struck out with their palms towards the cave. Two streams of energy roared out, intertwining and creating thunderous air explosions.
But the moves of these masters were both dazzling and powerful: Fu Shan's materialized sword light, Chen Yu's sword control technique, and the two old monsters' qi transforming into dragons.
This is the art style he's always dreamed of! Compared to this, his own healer ability is incredibly low-level.
But all these fantasy special effects rely on Qi cultivation... Thinking of Qi cultivation, Li Xianyu immediately felt discouraged.
Fu Shan's materialized sword light, the two old monsters' powerful aura, and even Chen Yu's wind-type sword control technique can all be manipulated with qi. However, Li Xianyu's talent for qi cultivation is too poor. His great-grandmother once said that with his talent for qi cultivation, it would take him ten or twenty years to achieve even a minor success.
By then, Li Xianyu was already an old man. Would it still make sense for the art style to be so fantastical?
There's no point in being a teenager if you don't show off.
The attacks of the five top masters struck the seal at the cave entrance simultaneously. There was no earth-shattering roar, but a blinding white light billowed up at the cave entrance. As the seal broke, the powerful energy dissipated and turned into rolling air currents. The entire valley was like a typhoon, with rocks rolling and trees breaking.
Like a dormant volcano finally erupting, the powerful energy accumulated over decades described the chaotic scene of flying sand and stones, causing hundreds of people in the valley to sway from side to side.
The blast of air hit his chest, as if he had been pushed. Li Xianyu took a few steps back and bumped into Liu Kongchao's arms. Liu Kongchao quickly helped him up.
Just as she was about to say thank you, Li Xianyu turned pale.
(End of this chapter)
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