Delta: We'll let you protect us, but you'll end up protecting our profession?

Chapter 216 I know you're capable of eating people, so stop with the nonsense!

Chen Feiwei jumped out, but before anyone could even see him, he was taken down!

"A University! Holy crap, I got shot by an A University bullet too!"

After being knocked down, Chen Fei's tone still seemed vaguely excited for some reason!

It felt like seeing an AWM in a game for the first time.

"Frog Fun! What's going on? Do I have to cover for you again?"

Seeing Chen Fei get instantly killed, Sang Biao remained completely calm.

Instead, he made a series of inexplicably confident statements.

Upon hearing this, Gu Tian raised an eyebrow and shifted his gaze to Sang Biao.

Then, Sang Biao's Red Wolf used a slide tackle to bait out the enemy's A-site bullets.

After sliding, jump behind the white box at the corner.

Watching Sang Biao's skillful sliding tackle... Gu Tian looked puzzled.

Could it be that this Sang Biao is actually a hidden master?

Just as Gu Tian was wondering... the next second.

Sang Biao's red wolf tried to jump over the white box, but failed.

They climbed right in front of the three people opposite them!

The three people opposite were originally behind the boxes.

The three were clearly taken aback when they saw Sang Biao climb onto the box.

"Hello?" Sang Biao tentatively greeted the person on the other end.

"Da da da!"

"Bang bang bang!"

The next second, the three guns on the other side fired simultaneously, turning Sang Biao into a sieve.

Gu Tian sighed helplessly, rubbing his forehead: "Expert my foot! Expert my foot!"

"I was so stupid to still have even the slightest bit of hope."

The viewers and fans in the live stream were all laughing so hard they were rolling on the floor!

"Hahaha! The God of War is climbing!"

"No way, how could you dare climb in front of three people?!"

"Seeing how skilled she was at sliding tackles, I really thought he was just pretending and trying to trick us!"

"It's true, I thought she was going to charge in and take on all three of them!"

"If he really had managed to take on three opponents at once, that would have been amazing! Too bad, hahaha!"

"..."

"Ouch! My mistake!" Zang Biao yelled after his death.

"This mistake triggered the climbing! Otherwise, I would have jumped and fired two headshots."

"Bang! Bang! Two headshots! Three jumps and the whole team's wiped out!"

This remark amused everyone again.

Am I dreaming?

Still half asleep in broad daylight?

Even Sang Yu couldn't help but complain in the public chat: "Do you think you're some kind of emperor?!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing Sang Yu's吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks), the viewers and fans in the live stream laughed even harder.

"Are we still taking the test?" Gu Tian asked again.

The entertainment companion assessment only consists of two rounds, but the two-person assessment focuses on technical companionship.

According to the rules, three tests are required, but Gu Tianjue felt there was no need to take the last one.

It's impossible for two people to kill thirty people at once.

Sang Biao nodded: "Take the test! You have to take it! Didn't they say everyone gets three chances?"

Chen Fei chimed in, "Yeah! Aren't you going to be the boss and enter the map for the third time, streamer?"

"Don't worry, you'll definitely win this round!"

Hearing that the two were going to bring him food, Gu Tian sighed, "Sigh... let's pack!"

Expecting them to bring him food is less desirable than hoping that all five teams in the Doomsday Pirates will perish so he can enjoy a good meal.

The probability of that is probably even higher.

Gu Tian told him to get dressed.

Sang Biao launched into her usual Chinese self-introduction: "In this world, there are two kinds of people who are the most powerful..."

"Alright, alright, you're the best!" Gu Tian quickly interrupted his spellcasting.

Then a powerful background music started playing.

Gu Tian delivered another top-notch prediction: "We knew you were going to eat people, so stop with the nonsense!"

"Ha ha..."

The two chuckled dryly, and didn't bother with their Tang Dynasty introduction anymore.

"This time I'm really serious! I'm going to use Liu Tao!" Sang Biao said earnestly.

Chen Fei shouted, "Yeah! I'm going all in! I'm going to go for A University!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Sang Biao put on six outfits, but the gun in her hand...

It's still a partially modified M7, with no intention of changing the weapon at all.

Chen Fei's side also unusually wore four headscarves and five layers of armor.

Gu Tian was initially a little confused.

How could these two possibly afford to wear clothes?

He didn't realize it until he was configuring his own equipment.

He's going to cosplay as the boss, buying red envelope cards to prepare for entering the map.

Moreover, you no longer need to commit suicide after entering the map.

The two of them wanted to eat his skull, but they couldn't!

"It's hard to hold back..."

Gu Tian looked at the old woman's clothes and the Tricky Six armor that Sang Biao was wearing...

He strongly suspected that Sang Biao's suit wasn't a brand new six-piece suit, but rather the same six-piece suit with suspenders as the previous team.

Seeing that both of them were ready.

Gu Tian immediately clicked "Start" to begin the game.

"Match successful!"

I was matched immediately after clicking "depart".

In the operator selection screen, Gu Tian chose a female doctor.

Sang Biao and Chen Fei are still the twin stars of their Wei Long and Hong Lang duo.

"Great location!"

Two players landed in this round.

Sang Biao immediately turned on his microphone and asked, "Streamer, do you have a SIM card?"

Gu Tian sighed: "Yes!"

Sang Biao laughed heartily: "Then let's activate the card first! Enter the core!"

"Let's have the CEO use both hands!"

Chen Fei nodded: "Then the two of us will each hold one side!"

"Boss, just eat! I guarantee you'll develop a huge appetite!"

As he spoke, Chen Fei lowered his voice again and launched into a series of rap-like shouts: "Boss, loot the bag, I'll guard the door!"

"..."

It seems the two of them are starting to make empty promises again.

Gu Tian didn't even bother to believe it.

After landing, he ran over and helped the two swipe their cards.

After swiping the card, they sealed the cigarettes again.

Two near-perfect blinding smoke bombs were deployed.

Once he got on the yellow tube, Gu Tian realized that those two cigarettes were completely unnecessary!

In a match of this intensity... no one on the opposing team even draws two units after landing!

I've mistakenly stumbled into a Chinese drama!

Seeing that no one was smoking, Gu Tian turned his head to look at the center console from the blue side after passing the yellow tube.

They found that there was no one at the central control unit either.

So he went straight in through the main entrance of the Blue Room.

After entering, head straight to the Blue Room Insurance.

Just as he deciphered the large insurance code and was about to lick its contents...

Searching for supplies.

The safe contained one single compartment, one double compartment, and one single compartment.

The first single cell that appeared was a pirate coin.

Gu Tian simply took it for himself.

I just put the gold coins into my backpack.

Two notifications appeared above the insurance policy.

Teammates #2 and #3 are watching.

Above the large insurance sign, there's a notification that teammates #2 and #3 are looking at it.

Gu Tian is number one in this round, so it's obvious who number two and number three are.

Then, Gu Tian quickly tapped the two gold bars and a Rolex that appeared.

As a result, even though both red ones were tucked into the safety lock, they were still dragged away!

Gu Tian immediately closed the safe and turned to look.

As a result, he saw Sang Biao and Chen Fei standing next to him, vying for the insurance.

"Hahaha!! Gold bars!" Sang Biao burst into laughter.

Chen Fei shouted excitedly, "A Rolex!!!"

The two of them were still shouting at each other.

Gu Tian gasped, "Not buddy! Who's the protector and who's the boss?"

"You guys aren't setting up guns, aren't going to fight, are you here to steal the boss's insurance?"

"You want to complain, you want your wages docked, don't you?!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Fei, the bandit leader, immediately shouted, "I'm sorry, boss!"

"I've gotten used to robbing insurance companies so much!"

Gu Tian: "..."

"Then give me back my gold bars and Rolex!!!"

I'm currently reading Chapter 216 of the novel "Knowing You'll Eat People, Stop Chen Chen Chen!" on Cola Novel, completely engrossed in it.

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