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Chapter 25 I wasn't driving a tractor, was I?
"Miss, please don't be so nervous! Besides, even if you are nervous, what did you eat this morning? Please let us go! There are four people in this car, but I'm the only one driving. I'm the last one, and I can't take it anymore, sis."
After everyone got in the car, Wang Aiguo stepped on the gas and drove off.
However, Wang Aiguo was already on the verge of collapse before he even left Haicheng. At this moment, the big face sitting in the passenger seat was almost sullen, and he was blowing bubbles from his mouth; Li Wenwen, who was sitting directly behind Wang Aiguo, was also sullen, and she was blowing bubbles from her mouth; only Ye Liangliang was still trembling there.
As soon as Wang Aiguo got into the car, he felt something was wrong with it; there was a noise coming from it. He'd bought a business SUV, but it was making a tractor-like noise, sputtering and churning all the while he was driving. Then he realized it was Ye Liangliang; that young woman was farting all the while she was sitting there.
After an hour, the car was unbearable; even with all four windows open, it was still too hot to stay in. Wang Aiguo couldn't get on the highway and had to take the national road; his eyes were practically watering from the fumes. But he had no choice; he was the only one driving. If he bent over and started spitting bubbles, it would be a disaster—everyone would be doomed.
Hearing Wang Aiguo's complaints, Ye Liangliang also felt extremely embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, I didn't sleep much last night, I was probably just too nervous."
"Then I got irritable and frustrated, and finally I couldn't take it anymore, so I ran to the corridor and drank all the skewers and beer you guys had left. I kept drinking until morning. Maybe it was too cold, and then I ate some cold barbecue oil and stuff."
"Because I was afraid of having low blood sugar today, I ate a lot of chocolate. Then, I was afraid that I would get diarrhea from the bumpy ride, so I took half a box of antidiarrheal medicine."
"Then, when I finally managed to fall asleep in the morning, I realized that I wasn't covered by a blanket or wearing a shirt. Li Wenwen was afraid of the heat, so she turned on the electric fan, and the fan blew on my belly button for a long time."
"I really didn't expect the effect to be so severe. To be honest, I'm finding it a bit too much to handle myself."
After Ye Liangliang finished speaking, Wang Aiguo felt like he wanted to die. It was the first time he had ever felt that going out to play was so painful.
Just then, the big-faced man sitting in the passenger seat suddenly jolted awake. Wang Aiguo thought he had woken up, but the next moment, the big-faced man, who had actually woken up, stuck his head out the window and then vomited.
"Oh my god, I think I'm getting carsick..."
"I'm also feeling a bit carsick. Boss, the smell in your car is weird, not stinky, but a bit spicy, and it seems to have some alcohol in it. I'm a little drunk, yue..."
Li Wenwen and Da Lian both vomited, while Wang Aiguo, standing to the side, looked utterly hopeless.
Actually, Ye Liangliang would have been fine if she hadn't taken the antidiarrheal medication, but she insisted on taking it. Now, she couldn't go to the toilet, and the smell was extremely strong. This almost made Wang Aiguo cry.
I've traveled many times in my life, but this is the first time I've traveled like this.
Ye Liangliang's home isn't in Haicheng, but in the neighboring Yecheng. Actually, the distance isn't particularly far; it's a maximum of three hours by car. Theoretically, Ye Liangliang doesn't need to come to Haicheng; there's no problem with her staying in Yecheng, since her boyfriend isn't there anyway.
But she just didn't want to stay in that heartbreaking place, and she was afraid of running into her boyfriend during holidays, so she finally chose to come to Haicheng. This was the first time she had gone back in four years.
To be honest, this girl is quite unfilial, she doesn't even care about her grandmother.
But Wang Aiguo could understand. After all, how could he go back without making a name for himself? This time, he naturally supported Ye Liangliang and took her back with him.
The three-hour drive took Wang Aiguo almost a whole day. There was no other way; the car was unusable. He had to stop and air out the smell every now and then, or everyone would die inside.
Moreover, Ye Liangliang felt very apologetic. She bought a bottle of floral water halfway through, intending to spray it on, but no one expected that the floral water combined with her fart smell would make the smell even spicier.
After that, whenever they arrived at a new place, Ye Liangliang would get out and buy things like floral water, medicated oil, or perfume, but the more he sprayed, the more unpleasant the smell in the car became.
Da Lian and Li Wenwen were so vomiting that their stomach acid was about to come up.
Wang Aiguo wasn't much better; he was convulsing all over, like someone with polio. It was quite an achievement that he could still drive like that. Ye Liangliang, on the other hand, probably had enough resistance to the smell, because she was fine and even ate two bowls of beef noodles on the way.
By the time they arrived in Yecheng, it was already evening. Instead of going to Ye Liangliang's boyfriend's house immediately, the group chose to find a hotel and book several rooms.
Ye Liangliang had no objections to this; in fact, she hoped to stay a few more days before visiting, because she was afraid—afraid to see that there was no yellow handkerchief at her boyfriend's door. She also wanted to dress up a bit, at least so she wouldn't look so haggard.
None of the four of them slept well that night. Wang Aiguo was exhausted from driving all day, but he had Da Lian lying next to him, and that guy snored quite loudly. Da Lian was also in a lot of pain; the aftereffects of his odor syndrome were still there, and he would twitch all over his body while he slept. Li Wenwen was basically in the same state.
Ye Liangliang was worried about tomorrow's outcome, but she hadn't slept at all yesterday, so she forced herself to fall asleep today.
The next morning, after the four of them had breakfast, Wang Aiguo drove to her boyfriend's house, following the location given to him by Ye Liangliang.
Her boyfriend lives in a village where all the houses are self-built.
Upon arriving at the village entrance, Ye Liangliang nervously grabbed Wang Aiguo.
"Don't drive in, don't drive in, let me catch my breath. I can't take it anymore, I can't go see, let's turn back, let's turn back!"
Ye Liangliang gripped Wang Aiguo's arm tightly. Fortunately, Wang Aiguo reacted quickly and slammed on the brakes to stop the car.
"Stop pulling, stop pulling! I won't turn around! We're already here, we should at least take a look. Alright, alright, you stay here for now, we'll go check for you, okay? Let's go check, if there's nothing there, we'll turn back immediately, if there is... if there is, we'll go do whatever we need to do."
After speaking, Wang Aiguo glanced at Da Lian and Li Wenwen, who both nodded in agreement. The three of them then got out of the car and headed towards Ye Liangliang's boyfriend's house.
However, the three of them had only been in the village for less than two minutes when they suddenly turned and ran back like madmen. Seeing them return, Ye Liangliang's expression tightened. Before she could even speak, Wang Aiguo had already opened the back door of the car and pulled her out.
"Quick, quick, come with us!"
"What's wrong?"
Ye Liangliang looked completely bewildered.
But she couldn't resist Wang Aiguo and the other two, so she let them drag her into the village.
As soon as they arrived at the village entrance, they saw that the entrances to the entire village were strung with ropes, and yellow strips of cloth were hanging from the ropes.
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