Stop giving me bad reviews, or I'll become the richest person in the world!
Chapter 1: The Negative Review System – Cash Back on Everything
"Wang Aiguo, I didn't go home last night, why didn't you look for me?"
On the overpass, Qiao Lili shouted at a young man who looked to be about thirty years old.
Hearing Qiao Lili yelling at him, Wang Aiguo was not angry at all; instead, he smiled and said...
"Ms. Qiao Lili, please note that I am just your boyfriend, not your husband. Where you go for fun, where you drink, and who you spend your time with are your future husband's business!"
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, Qiao Lili fell into a deep silence, and for a moment she didn't know how to answer the question.
After a long while, Qiao Lili spoke again.
That's not what I meant. I still value you a lot.
"Don't say these nonsense things, it's pointless. If you really cared about me, you should handle these things yourself instead of making me come to you. You knew perfectly well that going out to play was disrespectful to me, but you still chose to go. This shows that you don't care about me."
Since you don't care about me, why should I care about you? Besides, if I were your husband, if I had already given your family a dowry, I would be furious if you went out to have fun, after all, I paid money to have you. But I'm not your husband now, we haven't registered our marriage, and I haven't spent any money on you. What you want to do is none of my business.
As he spoke, Wang Aiguo glanced at his watch and said calmly, "As of today, we've been together for a total of one month and eight days... So let's end it here!"
Wang Aiguo's composure at that moment sent chills down Qiao Lili's spine.
"No, that's not what I meant. I just wanted you to pay more attention to me. I didn't want to break up with you!"
Qiao Lili tried her best to explain, but Wang Aiguo just smiled, bowed to her, and then cheerfully asked, "Alright, since you've broken up, as is customary, I have to ask you something. Are you satisfied with this relationship? If you are, please say yes; if you're not, please say no!"
From the moment they met, Wang Aiguo maintained a polite smile, showing no anger whatsoever, as if he didn't care about the relationship at all.
This made Qiao Lili feel insulted, and the next moment she angrily roared at Wang Aiguo.
"Fine, fine, you're playing this game with me, aren't you? You never liked me at all, did you? Very well, you'll regret this!"
After saying that, Qiao Lili turned around angrily, stomped away in her high heels.
Seeing Qiao Lili leave in such anger, Wang Aiguo shrugged.
"Girls these days are so funny. They're clearly in the wrong, but they act like I'm the one who did it. Oh well, I was dating a 'bad girl' anyway. If she weren't a 'bad girl,' I wouldn't even be dating her."
"System, you can settle the payment now. That situation should be considered a negative review, right?"
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, a blue pop-up window appeared in front of him.
"You dated Qiao Lili for 39 days, averaging 5 hours of dating time per day. Based on the average hourly wage in Shanghai of 25 yuan, 39 x 5 x 25 equals 4,875 yuan. Qiao Lili gave this relationship a bad review, triggering a 100x cashback reward. You have received a total of 487,500 yuan!"
After the system finished speaking, Wang Aiguo's card balance instantly surged. Looking at the six-figure sum that suddenly appeared, Wang Aiguo clenched his fists excitedly.
"It's a success! It really is a success! Money's in! That's great! With this money, I can open a small food stall! Hahaha!"
At this moment, Wang Aiguo's unrestrained smile filled the deserted bridgehead in the night.
Seven days later, a snack shop called Aiguo (Patriotic) quietly went online on a food delivery platform.
At 9:30 p.m., in an office building, Li Zhengyi was frantically typing away at his code.
"I wish I hadn't studied computer programming in college. I can get a job now, but it's just too exhausting. I've been working overtime for four days straight, and I'm about to collapse. I need to eat something; I think I'm about to get low blood sugar."
Li Zhengyi took out his phone and skillfully opened the food delivery app, wanting to see what good takeout options were available near his company.
After casually flipping through a couple of pages, Li Zhengyi suddenly spotted a snack shop.
"New arrivals nearby! Aiguo Snack Shop... Cold noodles, hand-pulled pancakes, grilled sausages, fried chicken cutlets... Grand opening special: Get a free potato hand-pulled pancake with purchases over 15 yuan!"
Li Zhengyi looked at the pictures on the food delivery app and muttered to himself.
"It looks alright in the pictures. Well, since it's a new store, I'll support it. If it's delicious, I can order more."
Thinking of this, Li Zhengyi ordered a bowl of liangpi (cold skin noodles). The liangpi cost 12 yuan, which was less than 15 yuan, so he also ordered a grilled sausage. The grilled sausage cost exactly 3 yuan, making it 15 yuan in total. This way, he could also get a potato pancake as a free gift.
Because Li Zhengyi likes spicy food, after ordering the liangpi (cold skin noodles), he wrote in the remarks, "Please add extra spice."
After doing all this, Li Zhengyi placed the order directly.
The snack shop was not far from Li Zhengyi's company, and since hand-pulled pancakes and cold noodles are usually served quickly, Li Zhengyi received the takeout order 20 minutes later.
Li Zhengyi's eyes lit up as soon as he received the takeout.
"Wow, this bag is heavy! Especially this scallion pancake, it's so big! This seller is really honest!"
At that moment, Li Zhengyi felt like he had made a great deal. Fifteen yuan got him cold noodles, a hand-pulled pancake, and a grilled sausage. He felt it was a very good deal.
Soon, Li Zhengyi returned to his workstation and opened the bag.
On the way back, he noticed that the scallion pancake was quite heavy, which made him think that it must be filled with a lot of filling. So the first thing Li Zhengyi did was to open the scallion pancake and try it.
Upon opening the package, Li Zhengyi eagerly took a bite. But as soon as he took that big bite, he suddenly felt a strange sensation.
In theory, a scallion pancake should be soft when you bite into it. Even if you add a lot of cucumber, it should still be crunchy, not a big lump.
But when Li Zhengyi took that bite, he clearly felt as if he had bitten into something huge. It wasn't that it was inedible; at least he could bite it with his teeth. But the problem was that it was too big, so big that it couldn't fit into his entire mouth. As a result, Li Zhengyi had to let go after taking only half a bite.
"What is that? What is the boss putting in the bread?"
After loosening his grip on the scallion pancake, Li Zhengyi stopped eating and instead unwrapped the outer layer to see what filling was inside. What he found made him so angry he almost snot bubbled from his nose.
"Seriously, is this boss out of his mind? A potato pancake? He stuffs a whole potato into a pancake?!"
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