I practiced my spirituality alone in Hong Kong.

Chapter 80 The Intensely Aggressive Class Monitor (Seeking Monthly Tickets!)

[Young man, you used a little trick to teach two ill-mannered children manners. Innate Qi +0.01]

Hahaha~~

After leaving the aquarium, Wen Zhilan leaned on Li Chang'an's shoulder, laughing non-stop until tears welled up in her eyes.

"Stop laughing, class monitor, you're going to get a stitch in your side if you keep laughing."

"Haha~ Don't curse me—ah~!"

After Wen Zhilan finished speaking, she felt a sharp pain in her upper abdomen.

She clutched her lower abdomen and leaned weakly against Li Chang'an.

Li Chang'an had no choice but to help her to a nearby bench. Wen Zhilan rubbed her lower abdomen and said resentfully, "It's all your fault for cursing me!"

Li Chang'an resolutely refused to take the blame, saying:

Just as Li Chang'an was lost in thought, the host continued:

Because even a good woman like the class monitor can be quite unreasonable.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and children!"

There are still so many fun things I want to do with him, so I have to cherish our time.

At this moment, Li Chang'an finally understood why the rumored irrationality index of women ranges from four to ten, rather than starting from zero.

Under the trainer's instructions, Haiwei began to skim along the water's surface, occasionally tilting his head back to lift the colorful ball floating on the water.

"Squad leader, if you rub your side randomly when you have a stitch, it's more likely to cause a spasm."

According to Wen Zhilan, this fish was caught in Iceland by a fleet and then bought back by Hong Kong Ocean Park. After six months of training, it was put on display.

"Orcas are highly intelligent animals that are extremely difficult to raise and train. Currently, only two aquariums in Japan have ever exhibited orca shows in East Asia."

Upon seeing this, Wen Zhilan immediately felt no pain in her back or legs, and quickly chased after them.

Li Chang'an feigned surprise and exclaimed, "Squad leader, how did you recover? It's truly a medical miracle!"

If he can imitate the habits and movements of orcas, could he also incorporate the form and meaning of orcas into his kung fu style?

"So what should I do?"

Wen Zhilan was quick-witted and noticed that Li Chang'an was in a bad mood. She naturally changed the subject and teased, "But you and your sister must have a very good relationship."

Wen Zhilan felt those warm, large hands gently circling her waist, and the original stinging sensation suddenly lessened, replaced by a comfortable sense of peace.

Wen Zhilan explained, "My sister has been practicing dance since she was a child. The training is very tough. When she comes home at night, I will massage her shoulders, calves, and feet."

Li Chang'an had no choice but to rub his palms together to warm them, then gently place them on the painful area under her ribs and slowly massage it.

Upon hearing this, Wen Zhilan remembered that Xing Ning had also mentioned that Li Chang'an had a younger brother and sister.

Although I initially just rubbed randomly, I gradually learned how to rub to best relieve the soreness.

Li Chang'an looked at the orca and licked his lips with some curiosity.

"I know everyone's been waiting impatiently, so let's welcome today's star—Haiwei!"

It's like lying on an elder's lap in the summer and falling asleep in the gentle breeze from their palm-leaf fan.

Xing Ning also complained that Li Chang'an's younger sister had a terrible personality and was very difficult to get along with. She said she would never go to play with Li Chang'an whenever his sister was home.

The next moment, a huge, dark figure burst out of the water.

Li Chang'an's ears felt itchy, and he swallowed hard.

She sighed softly, like a lazy ragdoll cat, and said to Li Chang'an:

Since learning Python Fist by imitating three kinds of giant pythons in the snake cave, Li Chang'an's understanding of kung fu and martial arts has broadened considerably.

Wen Zhilan was so angry that the big rabbit was in pain, and she couldn't be bothered to talk to him.

With a gesture from the trainer, Haiwei forcefully headed a ball towards the stands.

"Next, let's have Haiwei toss six balls into the audience. How about we have six lucky audience members—three men and three women—come up and participate in the performance?"

"When you massage my waist, why are your eyes looking elsewhere? How can you massage it like that?"

At this point, there was still about half an hour before the orcas began their performance.

"No, it still hurts—"

This is a baby killer whale, estimated to be less than a year old, less than three meters long, but weighing about a ton.

After a while, the host finally came to the front of the stage, holding the microphone, and shouted:

Seeing her clutching her stomach and rubbing it haphazardly, Li Chang'an said:

The sight of the orca Haiwei leaping out of the water drew thunderous cheers from the audience.

After a moment's thought, she said, "Then let's reduce Li Chang'an's responsibility from 100% to 50%."

"It was you who laughed so hard you choked; I even kindly reminded you."

Its body traced an arc in the air before crashing back into the water, splashing water everywhere.

About ten minutes later, Li Chang'an finally found a seat and sat down next to Wen Zhilan.

Wen Zhilan released her grip and leaned softly against Li Chang'an.

He said, "Yes, martial artists have very precise control over their muscles, just like an old Chinese medicine doctor taking a pulse. They don't need to see the patient to do it."

"Next, let's enjoy Haiwei's exclusive performance!"

Killing Whale Fist?

Hearing Wen Zhilan's urging, Li Chang'an pursed his lips.

She stood up, lifted her slender white legs, and hopped a couple of times. Then she let out a soft cry, clutched her lower abdomen again, and looked at Li Chang'an with a pitiful expression:

The unexpected event ultimately happened to Wen Zhilan.

With a loud whistle from the trainer.

At his gesture, ripples appeared in the depths of the pool in front of him.

When Li Chang'an and Wen Zhilan arrived, the tiered seating area of ​​the Ocean Theater was already packed with people.

"Li Chang'an, your massage skills are excellent! How did you learn them?"

Amidst cheers from the audience, the host called out:

As the trainer's whistle rose and fell, Haiwei continued to leap high out of the water in response.

"Hurry up, Li Chang'an! Don't waste time! I heard a killer whale just arrived at Ocean Park last week, and its show is coming up soon!"

He withdrew his hand and said, "Squad leader, stand up and walk around a bit, you shouldn't feel any pain anymore."

Li Chang'an said, "The location of a side stitch is usually in the rib area on the side of the waist. You can gently massage it in circles from top to bottom along the direction of the ribs to let the trapped air go down."

Why?

That's why Ocean Park became so popular after they introduced an orca; it's said that some tourists come to Hong Kong specifically to see the orca.

Li Chang'an was somewhat surprised by the popularity of the orca performance.

"Squad leader, I'm going to watch the orca show now, or I'll miss it. You can rest here."

Li Chang'an's eyes were fixed straight ahead, while he simply stroked a soft, warm surface with his hand.

What should we call this style of boxing?

Why does the class monitor seem so aggressive today?

The Ocean Theatre is built on a hill, offering panoramic views of Ocean Park below and Deep Water Bay in the distance.

Wen Zhilan nodded, agreeing with Li Chang'an's point that she couldn't be an unreasonable woman.

Wen Zhilan whispered the last two words in Li Chang'an's ear in a very soft voice.

Wen Zhilan couldn't help but laugh when she thought of Li Chang'an disciplining those two unruly Tang children at the aquarium, which made her stomach hurt even more, so she quickly bent over.

Li Chang'an ignored the pitiful Wen Zhilan and actually got up and walked towards the Ocean Theater.

Li Chang'an shook his head.

Wen Zhilan was very troubled. She didn't want to just sit here with Li Chang'an like this before Xing Ning arrived.

Since he could imitate the shape of the tomb python, he could certainly imitate the shapes of other animals as well.

"That analogy from the old Chinese medicine doctor is so meaningless—so how does it feel to massage my back?"

"The squad leader's side stitch isn't a big problem; he should be fine soon."

If you hadn't made those three people look like monkeys and acted so funny, how could I have laughed myself silly? Haha~ Ouch, I can't take it anymore!

"We used to have a pretty good relationship—"

Class monitor, you said you weren't very good at it—but you're incredibly good at it.

"I mean—the feel of it~"

"I'm not very good at it, can you rub it for me?"

It sometimes swings its broad tail fin, rhythmically slapping the water surface with a thumping sound, and turns in circles and glides sideways in coordination with the trainer's gestures.

Wen Zhilan rolled her eyes at him.

"Hmph, of course I'll laugh, it's all because of the mischief you caused at the aquarium earlier."