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Chapter 285 The Distinguished Cadillac Owner
Li Haoyu didn't seem very happy to see Gu Jia. 🐍🐝 ➅➈丂卄𝔲ⓧ.cσᗰ ♝☜
He also wanted to ease the tension.
After all, Gu Jia did help him out today.
So, Li Haoyu spoke up directly.
You seem a little unhappy.
Gu Jia said, "Sorry, actually there isn't any."
Before Gu Jia could finish speaking, Li Haoyu interrupted, "Then I'll tell you a joke to cheer you up."
Gu Jia didn't refuse after hearing this; she just nodded faintly.
After a moment's thought, Li Haoyu told a joke.
One day, a middle-aged male leader got drunk and grabbed the man next to him, saying, "Pick any bag you want."
After saying that, the leader reached out and touched the man's thigh.
The man angrily pushed his hand away.
The leader persisted, placing his hand on it again: "Don't you like bags? Then I'll buy you a car, okay?"
Gu Jia listened attentively at first.
But the more she listened, the more she felt something was wrong.
Why did he suddenly start telling jokes, and coincidentally, the protagonists in those jokes were also leaders and subordinates?
Is Li Haoyu hinting at something?
But Li Haoyu, standing to the side, acted as if nothing had happened.
He continued: After the leader finished speaking, his hand started sliding down the man's leg again, and the man pushed him away in disgust.
The leader grabbed him tightly: "I didn't expect you to be so stubborn. You want to be a cadre? Tell me which department!"
Gu Jia was naturally intelligent, and given that she was already married, how could she not understand such things?
She had actually anticipated that Li Haoyu probably wouldn't tell any serious jokes.
But Gu Jia never expected it to be like this.
Hints are one thing, but this is so blatant and direct!
The atmosphere at the scene became even more tense.
Li Haoyu had actually realized that Gu Jia must have misunderstood.
He really didn't think too much about it; it was a genuine joke.
Li Haoyu had no choice but to bite the bullet and hurry up and finish.
After the leader finished speaking, his hand started sliding again, and the man pushed him away in annoyance.
Finally, the man said in a fit of exasperation.
"Dad, sometimes I really want to hit you."
After Li Haoyu finished speaking, the two looked at each other in silence.
However, sometimes, as long as you're not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed. After Li Haoyu told that joke, Gu Jia couldn't take it anymore and couldn't help but try to ease the atmosphere.
Gu Jia gave a mock laugh, then said, "Haha, your joke is indeed quite funny."
However, that's what Gu Jia said.
But her eyes betrayed her.
Gu Jia looked at him with an expression that was both funny and exasperating, and even slightly contemptuous.
Li Haoyu had long since developed a thick skin, so he wasn't embarrassed at all. 🎈💛 69S𝓱ᑌ𝓧.Ć𝕠Μ 💜🔥 "How about I try a different style and tell you another lame joke?"
Gu Jia couldn't help but frown, as she had intended to refuse directly.
However, the situation is quite different now.
After all, Li Haoyu was already her boss.
She couldn't reveal her true thoughts, so she could only force a smile and say, "No need, this is funny enough. If you want to tell another lame joke..."
"I have a very low threshold for laughter; I'm afraid I won't be able to stop laughing."
Li Haoyu covered his mouth with his hand and pretended to cough twice.
Then he said in a serious tone, "Then you've really lost out. Don't regret it. You probably don't know what you've lost. I'm the king of lame jokes!"
Gu Jia didn't answer, but her expression was enough.
That look was as if to say: Did I just hear something?
Then another silence fell.
The car was quiet.
Sitting in the passenger seat, Li Haoyu could even hear the engine roaring. Gu Jia's Cadillac was a CT6, a car with considerable power.
Li Haoyu was initially a little worried about Gu Jia's driving skills. However, after secretly observing Gu Jia for a while, his initial worries disappeared.
Gu Jia's driving skills are still quite steady.
She seems to be quite experienced.
However, as for why Gu Jia bought this car...
Li Haoyu still felt a little strange. It wasn't that Li Haoyu thought Cadillac was a bad car. You have to understand that Cadillac's status was much higher in the past than it is now.
It is considered one of the top luxury car brands in the United States.
At that time, the United States was also a hotbed of pop and rock music, and in the eyes of their local singers, Cadillac was no exception.
They even wrote it directly into the lyrics:
""
Honey, come sit in my Cadillac!
""
"No, I just want to dance my cha-cha."
This shows that the car was once very popular.
Cadillac is even more of a topic of conversation in China. Even people who know little about cars have likely heard anecdotes about Cadillac.
"Why are Cadillacs frequently seen in bathhouses? It all started with Cadillacs, got caught up in the bathhouses, and ended with the masseuses."
"Nine out of ten men who drive Cadillacs are jerks."
"Where there's a Cadillac, there are legs in the passenger seat."
So Li Haoyu had a dream before.
He had always dreamed of buying his own Cadillac.
Li Haoyu looked at Gu Jia meaningfully and said...
"You're a pretty good driver!"
Gu Jia heard such praise,
She was still very happy.
After all, no female driver would dislike a man praising their driving skills.
Li Haoyu directly voiced his doubts, "Shouldn't a girl like you like cars like the Beetle or BMW i? Why did you buy a Cadillac?"
Gu Jia casually remarked, "Because it's just so amazing to drive!"
"Its overall performance is excellent, and its power is great. When I'm on a business trip, driving on the highway or on the road, I can easily overtake large vehicles with a single press of the accelerator."
Li Haoyu chimed in from the side.
"So you're a female road bully. You're the kind of person who, within the area visible on the road, only allows me to overtake others, and it's impossible for others to overtake me."
This time, Gu Jia genuinely laughed. "I'm not as domineering as you make me out to be."
Li Haoyu said, "How will you know if you don't try? I saw you get the hang of it the moment you gripped the steering wheel."
Gu Jia immediately understood.
It turns out Li Haoyu was secretly driving again.
Gu Jia couldn't help but recall her embarrassment at the bar. She blushed.
Li Haoyu, on the other hand, laughed heartily.
Li Haoyu wanted to continue, but the car had already stopped.
We've arrived at the Smart Innovation City building.
Li Haoyu said, "Come on, get out of the car. This time I'll show you around the company. You know, this is where you'll be working in the future."
Gu Jia seems to have gotten used to Li Haoyu's shamelessness.
She simply replied with a nonchalant, "Okay!"
Li Haoyu led Gu Jia ahead.
The two arrived at the Snail Game.
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