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Chapter 51 Opening Warehouses for Disaster Relief
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A magical scene is unfolding on the official road leading from Hulao Pass to Luoyang.
Contrary to expectations of chaos and war, the air was filled with wonderful fragrance.
That's the aroma of rice, a kind of aroma that can draw out your very soul.
"Everyone line up properly! Anyone who dares to cut in line, I'll smash their skull with a spoon!"
Lu Bu, shirtless and without his halberd, stood in front of a huge cooking pot, roaring, but instead carrying a large iron ladle about half his height.
This pot was a low-grade spiritual artifact that Gu Fan casually tossed out; it didn't need firewood and had its own heating array.
Golden porridge bubbled in the pot, each grain of rice like a pearl, emitting a faint glow.
This is the primordial divine rice.
Within the Primordial Demon Sect, this item is often used to reward powerful individuals in affiliated small worlds.
But to the refugees who hadn't eaten for days, this was truly "holy water" bestowed by the gods.
"Thank you, General Lü! Thank you, General Lü!"
An old man, trembling, held a broken bowl, took a spoonful of porridge, and was so moved that he wanted to kowtow to Lü Bu.
"Thanks my ass! Thank you, boss!"
Lu Bu's eyes widened, and his muscular physique nearly made the old man drop his bowl. "If you want to thank me, kowtow to that big cart in the sky! That's a reward from our boss!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Thank you, boss! Long live the boss!"
The old man kowtowed frantically to the nine-dragon carriage in the air.
Not far away, the eighteen warlords who had been forcibly dragged in as "volunteers" displayed a variety of interesting expressions.
Yuan Shu held a small bowl in his hand, slowly pretending to eat, while muttering curses under his breath:
"This is an insult to scholarship! Utterly an insult to scholarship! I am the eldest son of the Yuan family, and yet I am forced to do such a despicable thing! This Gu Fan is simply..."
"Brother Highway, be careful what you say."
Cao Cao walked over carrying a bowl, looking at the porridge in the pot with a complicated expression.
He was a connoisseur; when that fragrance wafted over, his dormant inner energy, which had been dormant for many years, automatically circulated for a full cycle.
"Mengde, have you also been bewitched by this sorcerer?"
Yuan Shu rolled his eyes. "It's just a bowl of porridge, a despicable tactic to win people's hearts."
Cao Cao ignored him and, taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, secretly dipped his finger into the bowl, put it in his mouth, and then put it in his mouth.
boom!
In that instant, an extremely pure heat surged from the tip of my tongue straight to the top of my head!
Cao Cao felt a buzzing in his head, and the stubborn headache that had plagued him for ten years melted away completely, like ice and snow being scorched by a raging fire!
Not only that.
The bottleneck in his body, which had been stuck at the mid-stage of the Grandmaster realm, actually broke through with a crisp "crack" sound under the impact of this heat!
The bottleneck that had plagued him for years was actually broken after just one sip of rice porridge?!
"Holy crap..."
Even Cao Mengde, who always valued elegance, couldn't help but utter a curse at this moment.
He opened his narrow eyes wide and stared intently at the bowl of porridge in his hand, his hands trembling.
This is hardly porridge.
This is liquid elixir!
"A divine object...this is a true divine object!"
Cao Cao was so excited that his face turned red.
If he could feed his Tiger and Leopard Cavalry this every day, even for just a month, he could turn them into a monster army of all Grandmasters!
And that Gu Fan... actually used such strategic resources to feed the refugees?!
How incredibly wasteful is this?
Or rather... just how terrifying is his background?
"Quickly! Pass down the order!"
Cao Cao pulled Cao Ren behind him and lowered his voice.
"Tell our people to forget about saving face! Bring out all the pots! Drink as much as you can! This porridge... can save lives! Can break through cultivation levels! Getting any is a bonus!"
Cao Ren was taken aback: "My lord, this... this is utterly unacceptable!"
"What a load of crap! My headache's completely gone!"
Cao Cao kicked Cao Ren in the buttocks.
"Hurry! If you're too late, that glutton Lu Bu will have drunk all the soup!"
Yuan Shu was completely dumbfounded as he watched Cao Cao and his generals rush toward the soup kitchen like starving ghosts.
"Are they all crazy? Have they all gone mad?"
Yuan Shu shook his tattered fan and disdainfully poured the porridge from his bowl onto the ground: "A bunch of country bumpkins who've never seen the world."
However, the next second, the few weeds on the ground that got wet with the porridge water grew wildly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in the blink of an eye, they bloomed into a delicate little flower.
Yuan Shu: "???"
He stiffly lowered his head, looking at the empty bowl in his hand, and then at the flower.
Three seconds later, Yuan Shu lay on the ground and, disregarding his image, began licking the patch of ground that had just collapsed.
"Mmm! It smells so good!!"
Inside the Kowloon Carriage.
The noise outside was completely blocked by the soundproof array, with only faint celestial music surrounding them.
Gu Fan leaned lazily against the soft couch covered with dragon skin, holding the tablet computer he had redeemed from the system, playing a popular single-player game from his previous life called "Plants vs. Zombies".
"Young master, have an orange."
A slender hand reached out.
Zhen Mi knelt on the carpet, wearing a maid outfit that Gu Fan had specially "custom-made" for her.
The black and white skirt hem just covered the top of her thighs, and she wore a white lace headband and a small bell around her neck.
The contrast between her aloof and noble goddess-like aura and her service-oriented attire is so striking that it's impossible to look away.
Over the past two weeks, Gu Fan has completely reshaped Zhen Mi's values.
She originally thought she was just a plaything.
But looking at the people below who were saving their lives because of a bowl of porridge, and seeing even a powerful figure like Cao Cao bowing down to Gu Fan, the scales in her heart tipped...
And it's completely warped!
"Young master..."
As Zhen Mi peeled the orange, she whispered, "That rice... it's not ordinary, is it?"
She was quite knowledgeable; she had just seen Cao Cao break through and the wild grass bloom.
"Oh, that one."
Gu Fan didn't even look up, his finger tapping on the screen.
"It's just some old rice that's been sitting in the warehouse all moldy. It's a good opportunity to clear out the inventory. Otherwise, it would have just been thrown away."
Zhen Mi pursed her lips.
Liar!
How could such a divine object, brimming with the essence of life, possibly be stale rice?
The young master clearly has the world in his heart, but he insists on pretending to be cynical and irreverent.
This proud and aloof personality of "doing good deeds anonymously"...
As Zhen Mi gazed at Gu Fan's profile, which was so handsome it was almost unbelievable, her eyes gradually became infatuated.
"Young master, Zhen Yao, the eldest son of the Zhen family, requests an audience."
Mei'er's cool voice came from outside the car.
"Brother..."
Zhen Mi was somewhat flustered.
She's been staying with the young master for half a month now. I hope her family isn't angry.
Could it be that the Yuan family is causing trouble?
Gu Fan saw through her thoughts, reached out and stroked her hair, speaking affectionately:
"Don't worry, now that you're my woman, no one can hurt your family."
"Bring him up."
Then Mei'er flew up with a middle-aged man dressed in brocade.
When Zhen Mi saw Zhen Yao, she was about to call him "Big Brother" when Zhen Yao interrupted her.
"This humble commoner, Zhen Yao, pays his respects to the young master! May the young master enjoy eternal bliss and live as long as the heavens!"
Zhen Yao's forehead slammed against the jade floor with a dull thud, clearly indicating that he had used real strength.
Zhen Yao was incredibly excited.
Just two weeks ago, he was still worried about his younger sister being taken away by Gu Fan, fearing retaliation from the Yuan family.
Unexpectedly, this young master turned out to be a true immortal!
The divine rice that was casually bestowed allowed the entire Zhen family to break through their bottleneck!
His father, Zhen Yi, even broke through from Grandmaster to Celestial Realm!
This isn't a case of a younger sister being robbed; this is clearly the Zhen family's ancestral graves emitting auspicious smoke, having climbed onto a real powerful patron!
"Alright, alright, stop kowtowing. We're all family." Gu Fan waved his hand, signaling him to get up.
Upon hearing this, Zhen Yao was overjoyed.
My own family!
Young master, you've said we're family!
This means they've accepted the Zhen family!
"Thank you, young master! I have come on my father's orders to bring half of the Zhen family's fortune as a token of my gratitude for your care of my younger sister!"
As he spoke, Zhen Yao presented a thick account book with both hands.
"Not only that."
Zhen Yao took a deep breath and continued:
"My father said that my younger sister has been spoiled since childhood and doesn't know any manners. If she doesn't serve you well in any way... please don't hold back, young master! If you need to hit her, hit her; if you need to scold her, scold her! As long as you are satisfied, even if you keep her by your side as a foot-washing maid, it would be an honor for the Zhen family!"
Zhen Yao had a very clear plan in mind.
It's a blessing for my little sister to be favored by such a celestial being.
As for reputation and dignity, they are all worthless in the face of absolute power and interests.
As long as we can cling to this powerful figure, let alone half of our family fortune, even if we give up the entire Zhen family, it will still be a huge profit!
Zhen Mi blushed as she listened to her brother's words.
Feeling Gu Fan's restless hand on her waist in front of her older brother, she gave him a resentful look.
"Young master is so wicked..."
Gu Fan took the ledger and flipped through it casually.
Hmm, not bad.
The Zhen family is very savvy this time.
"Your Zhen family certainly knows how to seize the moment."
Gu Fan nodded in satisfaction, then casually took out a jade bottle from his storage ring and tossed it to Zhen Yao.
"This is a small pastry from the Primordial Demon Sect. Consuming this will allow one to directly ascend to the status of a terrestrial immortal without any side effects, ensuring the safety of the Zhen family."
Zhen Yao took the jade bottle and was completely dumbfounded.
A terrestrial immortal?!
That's a legendary realm even higher than the Celestial Realm!
"Thank you, young master! Thank you, young master! The entire Zhen family will go through fire and water, even unto death, for you!"
Zhen Yao was so excited that he was about to kowtow again.
"Alright, go down now." Gu Fan waved his hand.
Zhen Yao thanked him profusely and withdrew.
After Zhen Yao left, Zhen Mi bit her lip and whispered:
"Young master...eldest brother, he..."
"He is very smart."
Gu Fan interrupted her and reached out to pinch her cheek:
"Only intelligent people live long. It's a blessing for your Zhen family to have such a leader."
late at night.
Inside the palace of the Kowloon Carriage, candlelight flickered.
Zhen Mi and Diao Chan knelt on either side of the soft couch, serving Gu Fan from both sides.
From initial shyness to current seamless teamwork, the two stunning beauties have completely adapted to this lifestyle.
"Young master, would you like some water?"
Diao Chan held the jade cup, her voice charming and alluring.
"Young master, would you like me to massage your shoulders?"
Zhen Mi knelt behind him, her slender fingers gently pressing on Gu Fan's shoulder.
Gu Fan closed his eyes, enjoying this emperor-like treatment.
"Tsk, this is life."
He reached out and pulled both beauties into his arms.
"Tonight, I'm going to test your 'spoken language skills'."
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Chapter 51, a high-energy chapter about opening warehouses for disaster relief, has been updated! Read it now:
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