Villain: Fairy, please offer your loyalty

As Gu Fan lazily asked, "Do you have any sense of public morality?"

The battlefield at Hulao Pass, which had been a scene of fierce fighting, was suddenly brought to a standstill by an invisible giant hand.

boom!!

An indescribable, terrifying pressure suddenly plummeted from the sky.

This is not just gravity.

It is an absolute crushing force originating from the level of life itself.

"Snap!"

The compassionate golden Buddha phantom behind Liu Bei shattered into a shower of golden dust before it could even utter a scream.

"puff--"

Liu Bei coughed up a mouthful of blood.

That thick skin used to win people's hearts was now as white as paper.

His knees buckled, and he knelt down straight in Gu Fan's direction.

Next came Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

That once invincible Azure Dragon Crescent Blade light shattered inch by inch, like glass.

The ancient black python that had devoured heaven and earth was forced back into Zhang Fei's body, turning into two small loaches.

"Second brother! I...I can't stand up anymore!"

Zhang Fei's eyes bulged out, and his bones made popping sounds like popping beans.

His brute strength, which he was so proud of, was like a baby whining in front of a bulldozer in the face of this overwhelming pressure.

boom!boom!

Two muffled thuds.

These two men, each capable of defeating ten thousand men, knelt on the ground in perfect unison, their knees striking the hard frozen earth and creating two deep craters.

And right in the center of the battlefield.

Lu Bu is still stubbornly holding on.

He is a terrestrial immortal, the pinnacle of combat power in this world!

"I, Lü Bu, will not... will not kneel!"

Lu Bu's eyes were bloodshot, and he let out a beastly roar.

The three-headed, six-armed demonic figures behind him burned wildly, and the halberd in his hand emitted a dazzling demonic light.

Trying to hold up this collapsed sky.

"Open it... for me!!"

Lu Bu's veins bulged all over his body, and his beast-faced chainmail armor burst open due to the expansion of his muscles, revealing a strong, granite-like body.

He is burning his very essence!

He was squeezing the last bit of potential from this "demonic and supernatural body"!

however.

In the sky, Gu Fan merely glanced at him indifferently.

"Mei'er, tell him to be quiet."

Gu Fan yawned, casually took the peeled grapes from Ju'er's hand, and popped them into his mouth.

"Yes, young master."

Mei'er, standing to Gu Fan's left, nodded slightly.

She made no unnecessary movements, not even drawing her sword.

She simply raised her slender, jade-like fingers with such elegance, and flicked them lightly at Lu Bu, who was still roaring below.

boo.

A soft sound.

But in Lu Bu's view, the whole world turned into a sky full of flying ice blue.

That towering, three thousand feet tall, imposing and awe-inspiring image of a demon god.

Before this slender finger, it was as fragile as a soap bubble in the sunlight.

puff!

The Dharma image has been annihilated.

Lu Bu stared wide-eyed in horror.

He felt a chill powerful enough to freeze his soul pierce through his protective aura.

That is……

The power of the laws of the Great Dao!

next second.

Lu Bu was like a soda can that had been hit head-on by a high-speed train, flying backwards in a blur.

Rumble!

The thick wall of Hulao Pass, which was said to be dozens of feet thick and would never fall, was smashed open with a huge hole shaped like a human.

Smoke and dust billowed, and gravel flew everywhere.

The greatest war god in the world is now embedded deep within the city wall in a "大" (big) shape.

His halberd broke in two, blood gushed from his mouth, and his body was covered in ice shards.

It's impossible to pry it off.

The entire room fell silent.

Aside from the sound of the wind, all that could be heard was the orderly swallowing of saliva by hundreds of thousands of soldiers.

One finger?

Just one finger?

That's Lu Bu!

He was none other than Lü Bu, the god-like figure who single-handedly suppressed eighteen warlords!

In front of the maidservant beside this mysterious young master, she couldn't even withstand a single finger.

Is this even human?!

With his hands in his pockets and his feet firmly planted in mid-air, Gu Fan slowly descended into the enormous, human-shaped crater.

He tilted his head, looked at Lü Bu embedded in the wall, and pushed up his sunglasses.

He revealed a kind smile.

"Hey, you with the antenna. The latest chapter is going to be a huge plot twist! I'm following along!"

"Are you still alive? If you are, let me know."

Inside the wall pit, Lü Bu moved his fingers with difficulty and opened his eyelids with great effort.

He stared at the man in front of him in utter shock.

"Who...who are you...?"

Lu Bu's voice was hoarse, and his mouth was full of blood and foam.

His worldview has collapsed.

His pride and joy were nothing but a joke in front of this man.

Who I am is not important.

Gu Fan took out a business card from his pocket and casually flicked it at Lü Bu's face.

"The important thing is that I'm a very democratic person, and I'm giving you two choices now."

Gu Fan held up two fingers and said with a smile.

"First, I'm sending you to be reincarnated now, so try not to be born into this high-risk world in your next life."

"Secondly, I see you have a strong build and look quite intimidating. It just so happens that I need a security captain."

"Free meals and accommodation, five social insurances and one housing fund, five days on and two days off, and year-end bonus for good performance."

"How is it? This treatment, in your Han Dynasty, would be considered part of the official staff, right?"

Lu Bu was stunned.

Security captain? Five social insurances and one housing fund?

He couldn't understand the later words, but he understood the meaning of the earlier ones.

This person... wants to subdue me?

As a seasoned veteran of job-hopping, Lü Bu's brain was working at lightning speed.

Resist? Certain death awaits.

Do we even need to choose?!

Lu Bu, with a sudden burst of strength, broke free from the wall.

Ignoring his broken bones, he immediately prostrated himself in worship, his head hitting the floor tiles with a loud "thud".

"Lü Bu spent half his life wandering, only regretting that he never met a wise ruler!"

"If you do not abandon me, I am willing to become your godfather! I will go through fire and water for you!!"

The smooth, quick combo moves made the four women behind Gu Fan twitch at the corners of their mouths.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Gu Fan took a half step back with a look of disgust.

"Don't call me that. I'm only eighteen this year. I'm not as big as you."

"Call him the boss."

Lu Bu was taken aback, but immediately changed his tune, his face plastered with a fawning smile.

"Yes, boss!"

"From today onwards, Bu will be the boss's most loyal henchman!"

"Anyone who dares to disrespect the boss will be stabbed a thousand times over!"

Just then.

A muffled thud of hooves and the clatter of chains dragging on the ground came from afar.

"Get out of the way! Everyone get out of the way!"

"The young master is handling official business; all bystanders must step aside!"

In the distance, billowing smoke and dust could be seen.

Xu Rong, Niu Fu, and other Xiliang generals, riding tall, demonized warhorses, charged forward with the Flying Bear Army, their killing intent palpable.

Behind them.

A thick, black iron chain dragged on the ground.

At the other end of the chain was a bloodied, mangled, and ragged fat man.

The fat man was dragged along the gravel-strewn ground, emitting a series of mournful howls.

"That's... the Grand Tutor?!"

Li Jue, Guo Si, and the others kneeling on the ground in the distance were even more incredulous.

The once all-powerful and feared demon king, Dong Zhuo.

At this moment, he was being dragged along by his most trusted subordinate with an iron chain, just like a dead dog.

The scene was so shocking that many Xiliang soldiers collapsed on the spot.

"Whoa—"

Xu Rong pulled on the reins and dismounted.

He jogged to Gu Fan, knelt on one knee, and his movements were so perfect they were heartbreaking.

"Young Master Qi! That old scoundrel has been quite unruly along the way, but I've loosened his skin, and he's much more obedient now!"

Xu Rong pointed with a smug look at Dong Zhuo, who had already fainted.

Gu Fan nodded in satisfaction.

"Well done, reward me."

He casually tossed a bottle of pills to Xu Rong, then turned to look at Lü Bu, who was staring blankly at him.

"See? This is what happened to the previous boss."

Gu Fan patted Lu Bu's dusty cheeks and smiled gently.

"Work hard, and don't think about rebelling, or else..."

Gu Fan pointed to Mei'er, who was spitting at Dong Zhuo.

"I'll have Mei freeze you into an ice sculpture, to be used to cool watermelons in the summer."